/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2123 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

This is the end, isn't?

One of the sites was hacked and made to say vatican city had more then it's whole population. Is this somehow related to what the user said about gov shut-down needed to arrest deep state and that a lot would be in Vatican City?

OK schizo

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For you, hopefully.

WHEN EVERY COUNTRY BE IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN THE PLAN TO KILL US START
WHEN EVERY COUNTRY BE IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN THE PLAN TO KILL US START
WHEN EVERY COUNTRY BE IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN THE PLAN TO KILL US START
WHEN EVERY COUNTRY BE IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN THE PLAN TO KILL US START
WHEN EVERY COUNTRY BE IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN THE PLAN TO KILL US START

PERU IN STATE OF EMERGENCY NO SOCIAL INTERACTION SOCIAL ISOLATION FOR 30 DAYS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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Someone photoshops a GTX tanker to appear it's transporting COVID-19. Several indicators giving it away as fake.
1-Government would not be that forthcoming…
2-Markings are all wrong and do not match standardized DOT rail markings & ID placards…
3-The "COVID-19" is clearly digitally (poorly) overlaid…
4-The pixels on the overlaid "COVID-19" are different than the pixels on the rest of the photograph.
5-Only one picture??? If anyone paying enough attention to notice a tank hauling "COVID-19" why take only 1 single photo and then not include other pertanent information like date & location?

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Why is my country doing nothing?

HOW FAR WILL WUHAN-CHAN GO???

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>Parents do not understand basic hygiene.
>They prepare food in the most unsanitary ways which is disgusting so I never eat with them.
How do I teach these stubborn boomers how to wash their hands without having throw tantrums?

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*having them throw tantrums

Boris 'avin a giggle, mate.

Why you hate me?

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

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There's rumors on the internets that there will be a national lockdown in leaf land soon. I fucking doubt this but who knows. Trudeau seemed healthy in his latest press conference too which sucks ass.

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How about making your own food?

EVEN BOLSONARO BODYGUARDS TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS WTF HE'S NOT INFECTED?

twitter.com/jornalextra/status/1239355704437133312

CANADIAN WOMEN CRAVE THAT HORSE

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POST A LINK

Only boomers are left to die because saving their +80 year oldl ives is worthless.

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Can’t wait for us to teach the Chinese some manners.

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/lockdown/ bros report, how screwed are you and your country?

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please tell me this is ironic shitposting

Total es 2 semanas o que mierda? no inventes hijodeputa

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what race is this

Even if he had it you think they would say so? Imagine the panic.

They can't stand that BHC

No head of state will admit to having it

Coronavirus is worse than anything since 2008 at least. Not gonna kill us all, but it's actually bad for once.
I think this is the first genuine happening I've ever seen since 9/11.

Can you SuperPowers nuke China before this is all ogre?

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NOOOOOOOO AAAARGFFJJSKBBBTFHAUWB

Based

I believe it

Does corona affect the renal system?
I've been dry coofing for a few days and my pee has progressively gotten darker, more opaque. I don't feel bad at all. No fever, no fatigue, no lack of air, no pressure in the chest. Just pee that looks like I'm excreting stale pond water.

15 days
close enough

PROOF that the Coronavirus is 100% FAKE! womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

>that webm
fucking how?

I WANT MY PIZZA

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>7% critical
>8% mortality

Look on the bright side, faggots... this thing kills Globalism.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Not on site, determined in last thread:
>14% reinfection rate

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/TpnNV

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

>3-Feb: nCoV is 96% identical to SARS-CoV
>archive.is/VksyA

11-Dec-2019: SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/gM8Va

1-Aug-2015: SARS-CoV antibody response is short-lived
archive.is/bzPRH

22-Aug-2014: SARS-CoV antibody-dependent infection
archive.is/mja2Z

10-Jan-2011: SARS-CoV vaccine fails, causes ADE
archive.is/qMx97

1-Nov-2008: Prior immunization to SARS-CoV causes pneumonia on reinfection
archive.is/4kvOs

13-Nov-2003: SARS-CoV antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/HkExA

So gentlemen as we are approaching a total societal collapse , what do you have to say? reactions , opinions , all is welcome.

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I think I may have it (no meme)

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what's it gonna be in 2120 guys? black plague 2?

SAUCE

I hope you guys stocked up on the cure. Sold out everywhere online now.

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yes, a study of 3 clinical datasets by chinks showed it affected kidneys and testicles

Right here

illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=69805

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scots-irish

Need to add list of locked down countries to your posts.

Guys, I failed even the second holding breath test. Also I feel ants in my fingertips so that might be the hypoxia. Am I dead?

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The aftermath is going to be rough. A LOT of businesses are going to go under. Our habits are going to be altered probably on the level of the introduction of the internet.

4D chess

press conference that should've happened today with the PM is hyped up and moved to tomorrow at 1900
we are only a few tiny steps away from a full lockdown, i expect an official semi or full lockdown
they have been phasing it in and there is no other way, they know now. they will skip the fast last steps and go straight to it

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>federal reserve literally gave $1.5 trillion in interest free loans and bought $700 billion bonds and the markets are still tanking
It's almost as if the federal reserve is a fucking SCAM

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It attacks the kidneys and the testicles yes.

Stop posting my wife on here

Well fuk

I do make and eat my own food. But they smear their disgusting fingers across the microwave buttons, cupboard handles, utensils, etc. in the kitchen we share.

BREAKING: Explosions reported in San Francisco

is the American that usually takes over OP here?

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youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

ITS JUST THE SEASONAL 1.2 BILLION QUARANTINE FLU!

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I never thought the apocalypse would get this /comfy/ also before I die I just hope I can sleep using fluffy boobs as a pillow

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The pope doesn't have Coronavirus

>PERU ON LOCKDOWN
Fuck my grandpa leaves alone shit

It was 7%. Fug.

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there's no fucking way he's not infected unless surviving a stabbing makes you immune to the virus

I wasn't quite ready.

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dude that went all the way to her esophagus

>black plague 2?
yeah but in a different meaning

ONE MEXICAN PIZZA COMING RIGHT UP

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Based anti fracking Bernie

bebe más agua hijoputa

back to normal
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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I sure am!

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TOMORROW Ontario will be announcing that EVERYTHING will shutdown. only things staying open are grocery stores and pharmacies. it may or may not come into effect tomorrow, but thats when you will hear the news. i have an inside source but i dont have exact details.

am I gonna make it?

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Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
>Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
>Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
>Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!
>Coronavirus was PREDICTED! The infection IS the cure!

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Guys, I feel sorry for oldies.
Especially italians. They did nothing to deserve this.

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Based kike making preppers look insane

Wow exactly my symptoms. I have this itch that won't go away in the back of my throat but otherwise feel perfect. Pee has gotten slightly darker

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

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I ate 25% of my toilet paper already.

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youtube.com/watch?v=kmkA8icRS78
TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK, TIME IS TiCKiNG! ThE eNd iS NeAr, TiME iS RuNNiNG OuT! tHeRe iS sOmE TiMe LeFt... UsE iT WiSeLY bEfoRe iTs ToO LaTE...

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How long can you hold your breath?
1 minute here on 1st try

I've started having some mild symptoms too. Very worrying.

You're a fucking white male!

Russian memes for sure. Meant to create even more fear. They are comfy as fuck right now. These keep popping up everywhere I look.

you think that's bad? i have sudden diarrhea but the store was out of TP so i had to wipe with my hand. but it was diarrhea so one hand wasn't enough to get me clean so i had to user my other hand, so both my hands were covered in shit, and my ass was still shitty.

it's been long overdue, tbqh

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Ocean life will be the rulers of earth

I always wondered what it was like when something monumental happens like this. Would everyone know it? It just feels surreal. Some people are desperately joking that its just the flu. Some are going crazy. It seems like everything stays the same yet its going crazy out there.
I just hope I get a day off or something.

I just saw some fucking unreal photos of downtown Seattle today... A fucking ghost town. Literally no one around at all.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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fuck chinks, normalfags, government leaders, kikes, faggots, niggers, globalists, and jannies

What is the best time to go on a supply run - I mean shopping.

I’m thinking 10-12 when everyone is cooking or working from home.

What are your Monday plans?

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Do note the mortality of every age bracket will rise significantly once hospitals have to turn down new patients. Besides, even surviving a severe/critical infection will probably fuck you up forever, which in turn sucks for non-boomers since a big part of ICU cases is younger than 50.

I need a ciggie half way though that's my problem.

Underrated post

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>I will die before fucking a diversity obssesed jewess
It isn't fair bros

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>Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist
>German gub literally just stole a shipment of mask for italy

You're no better, krautnigger

wanna buy some?

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I used a technique to wipe my 1 year old sister's arse in the jungle with zero toilet paper. The way is to get a green leaf, put a hole in it, put one finger through the hole then I'd just flip her legs over her head and eat shit covered baby pussy and arsehole with a pinch of BBQ seasoning powder. Shit piss cum farts. Wipe your arse with razor wire and bleed all over my stiff cock. Wool sock.

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I wonder how many surnames of loan takers ends with -berg

They did everything to deserve this.

the used kind?

Shit it just went up another percent, what the fuck is happening?

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