/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2122 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

"Wearing this, I can ensure that all air I breath is filtered and purified, and the white robes allow me to visibly detect any contamination that might occur."
"Worried about the coronavirus, I see."
"Coronavirus?"

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>started sneezing a little
>nose blocked
>took a hay fever tablet and now it's gone
thought I got it for a second lads

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God damn that'd be nice. Been lusting for a Pure Bride Lolinco but spent all my money on deenz.

I have tested positive for the corona virus AMA

Look bud, this is honestly a nothingburger flu being drummed up by fake news videos on wechat/twitter and lonely happeningfag neets. You'd have to be a retard to not spot that.

Let's look at this objectively without emotionally manipulated manchildren screeching about muh 10%+ death rates, muh bioweapon leak, muh elite depopulation conspiracy, muh ccp shill coverup, muh so2 from burning bodies and otherwise retarded shill narratives.

>b-but muh mass quarantines in Italy and China!1!1! It's the beginning of exponential growth that there is no evidence for being possible to begin with!1!1!1!
>b-b-but muh 28 day incubation period, just wait 4 more weeks™ and we're all gonna be coughing up blood!1!1!1!1!

It's killed only 5400 people after several months. SARS, MERSA, MERS, H1N1 etc etc were more deadly and viral. The common cold literally kills more people every year than this "pandemic."

China has it under control. Italy has it under control as does every other government around the world. By April, this coronavirus outbreak will be nothing more than a meme, and the world economy will keep going as usual.

Happening canceled

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How many people are on lockdown down worldwide?

Why did you suck Nigger cock?

Not gonna lie, former nothing burger here. This is fucking hilarious watching the world crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this virus get the entire humanity.

Honest opinion

What's better to have just incase?

556/223 or 7.62x39?

This is serious, I have an AKM platform rifle but no 556/223.

post proof

NUKE CHINA NOW

do you have corona?

Any new studies from the past 48 hours about permanent damage for recovered otherwise healthy patients?

Fuck jannies

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Kek'd

He’s actually doing fine, you can put a negative spin on anything he says but doesn’t mean what he’s doing isn’t the best

clinical trials of two vaccines
>clinical trials of two vaccines
clinical trials of two vaccines
>clinical trials of two vaccines
clinical trials of two vaccines

Trump aint get shit from us

DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

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youtube.com/watch?v=kmkA8icRS78
TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK, TIME IS TiCKiNG! ThE eNd iS NeAr, TiME iS RuNNiNG OuT! tHeRe iS sOmE TiMe LeFt... UsE iT WiSeLY bEfoRe iTs ToO LaTE...

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How?

bros my asshole feels funny, like no joke it;s tingly inside, coudl this be a symptom of corona I know diarrhea can be

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what's some good apocalypse/plague themed anime?

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Documents

a reminder to the burger bros
THIS IS WHAT'S COMING
people are cheering as their rights are stolen
they're begging for quarantine
>are you kidding me

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>World economy raped for 6k dead people (most of them are chinks, anyway)

China better pay reparations for this. Like qt sex-robot waifu's for the NEET's in need, for example.

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Call me when they hit Phase III, until then you could stick just about anything in the needle and get approval for testing.

stop using butt plugs and it will be fine.

leme lick it bong

China: Closed
Pasta: Snapped
Spaniards: Bull trampled
French: Surrendered
UK: Herded and branded
US: Took a shart on our marts
Markets: Crashed
Boomers: Dropping
Yep, it's pandemic time.

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>5400
6515* keep up shill

These are worms user, wash your butt

oh no more dead 80 year olds how will we survive

They called me no documents bro

Don't know how true it is, but Fash the Nation was saying Coronavirus' (in America) patient zero was a Jewish doctor who attended (((CPAC))).

Oh look here comes this fag to derail again.

The adrenochrome produced in the Wuhan facility was "infected" with a special variant of the mass released corona virus variant. Those who took the tainted adrenochrome will be blood tested and proven in a court of law that they were taking adrenochrome from the Wuhan lab. Prima facia evidence.

+2 IN URUGUAY
>+2 IN URUGUAY
+2 IN URUGUAY
>+2 IN URUGUAY
+2 IN URUGUAY
>+2 IN URUGUAY

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BRO, DO YOU EVEN PREP FOR MASS TRANSIT?

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Real death toll is 60,000 - 120,000 and will keep going up

You WILL join the Herd.

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based

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

fail

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Soon they'll lock down Earth and just let us all move freely again.

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What are ya'll gonna do during this LOCKDOWN?

Videogames and shitposting already getting boring.

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cnbc.com/2020/03/15/the-400-billion-space-industry-and-nasa-brace-for-coronavirus.html
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO

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Reminder to get as fat as you possibly can in those last few days of abundance! It‘s insulation, protection and the most convenient energy you could put your hands on.

this

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climb on top of the bus.

Can be a lack of fiber in your diet. Or even any change in diet. What have you been eating.

Who here /vindicated/?

I was called a prepper at work, people laughed at me for bringing lysol to work. NOW THOSE FAGGOTS DONT HAVE FOOD AND I DO.

Follow the law and your local national guard's orders when Martial Law is initiated. LOOTERS will be shot on sight.

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>Calls the biggest crisis humanity has faced since WW2 fake news and a democrat hoax for over a month
>Tells blatant falsehoods and half truths on the daily with respect to the realities of this situation
>Gets immediately contradicted by his task force
No?

Expect it to be +500 more or less within the next week, things are fucked here.

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normalfag please...

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fucking niggers

for US Deaths numbers does anyone have the info of age groups via percentage?

it's HABBENING guise

they closed E V E RY T H I N G

THE VIRUS
AAAAAAAAAA

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Based.

enjoy your scabies

This is Xi Jinping.
He's trying to spin this whole thing as if China is the saviour of the world.
Say something to him,

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>Ret me finish mai bat sour rear quick....

We're in America bro, use an American caliber

+ 3 Honduras

How long has this thread been up? 4 minutes? 5? And it's still only 60 replies. Looks like interest is dying down.

Finally we're good at something

symptoms
progression
duration

Did this nigga really bring his own fucking sink on a train?

Here we are in Spain entire country locked down...

OHH NOOO

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my parents told me I should buy aluminum to make myself a hat after I bought 3 months of food for them and me. Now they're thankful they don't have to fight stay-at-home-mothers for a 4-pack of toilet paper

How are you gonna pass the time being stuck at home?

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I love you Conollirinydiny Chan :)

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how you feeling right now? are you gonna go to the hospital or sit at home until you develop serious symptoms? if that happens that is

Fake news. Trump would never allow Israel to go without vaccines.

so is everyone here actually spooked or are we just playing along?

>what's some good apocalypse/plague themed anime?
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress

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Communist aren't people.

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

who would do this?

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I believe he did.

A few interesting news are coming from Spain too
>Pharmamar said Aplidin could block a protein that scientific publications have shown to be necessary for the coronavirus to reproduce and spread.
>According to the company, Aplidin, which is approved for the treatment of multiple myeloma in Australia, would block the EF1A protein and make the reproduction of the virus inside the cell unfeasible.
This could be much cheaper and faster than a vaccine

Also source: reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-spain-pharmamar/pharmamar-shares-jump-after-saying-compound-could-treat-coronavirus-idUSL8N2AW60G

Should I jack off to Corona-Chan or the selfies from the girls in my uni class?

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Vidya. Home workouts cuz can't lift

my portfolio is down fifty fucking percent... is there even any point of selling at this point. I got enough fiat though.

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BRITBROS WHAT DO WE DO

>Did anyone ever tell you look like Winnie the Pooh?

Sure, it's all manipulated by the bigshots at Big Toilet Paper to make money.

Get a hobby that can be done on your computer. Or without much equipment at least. I'm learning about SAT solvers which solve complex logic problems automatically.

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7.7 billion?

Yes.

how many deaths today in italy?

i wanna impregnate her so bad

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>E'JURSA FRUUUUUU!!!

youtu.be/I92WlD-bJx0

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should've sold it all in January, like we told you to

SSX Tricky, Super Mario Sunshine

Are we winning?

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sell if you think the company is not going to make it. Otherwise just keep it and maybe your children will be rich someday.

sounds great!
thanks for the infos

be carefull or Trump will try to steal it

>they infect someone else
>now they have the adrenochrome variant
>proves they were taking adrenochrome

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Let me guess, its going to be a mark on the hand or forehead

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If the American government obtained a vaccine, we'd give it to the rest of the world . . . we'd just use it as leverage, that's all.

>LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK

Is it over guys?

The only way out is the rope, I'm afraid

This shit is starting to get way too real for my liking

Our favorite patient
A display of patience
Disease-covered Puget sound
She'll come back as fire
To burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground

>dry coofed a few times out of nowhere

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368.

someone whose country has the largest pharmaceutical industry in the entire fucking world an can massproduce vaccines and export them.
FUCK DRUMPF AMIRIGHT?

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sick: movies, tv (commedy, scifi)
healthy: vidya

Unironically, I just started coofing. I live in a house with four other people, three of whom are high-risk. What do I do?

We do what we do best, Nothing.

GOD I WANT TO FUCK A CHINESE GIRL SO BAD

U DOING GOOD SPAIN BUT U BETTER WALK FASTER

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>H and Y chemical could block the virus!
cool story bro, read this for 200 different chemicals for months, none worked evidently

Counting the Vatican 800,000+

You’re probably pregnant

After all is over the rest of the world should do what was done during the Boxer Rebellion, only instead of an 8 Nation Alliance it should be an 80 Nation Alliance, also it shouldn't be regular war it should be a war of extermination and not stop until the last chink is dead. Fucking bat eating commie pigs deserve it

get the fuck away from them and go get tested retard, wear a mask and don't touch them.

best shit I've seen all day

memes aside please howmany

>coof coof CLAP
>COOF coof CLAP

youtube.com/watch?v=K2uTJLAYpy8

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>Italy +3,590 (+368)
so Italy is at like fucking 10% fatality now

Cringe and bluepilled

>China is the saviour of the world.
only when chinese doctors, medics, ventilators, masks, etc. start showing up to fight this thing in other countries. until then all they've done is create a biological chernobyl.

My mom works at an elderly home and has to keep track of how much food and shit is left. Today was the first day the place they usually order groceries was all sold out. She called me crazy a few weeks ago when I brought home a shitload of canned food.
My dad used to be "it's a nothingburger stop making this bigger than it is, it's under control in China already", but recently became "yeah all along I've been saying that people needed to be more aware of this", which is annoying as fuck.

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Is being dizzy a symptom

bbc.com/news/world-europe-51897069
>The borders will close at 08:00 (07:00 GMT) on Monday
>goods will continue to flow between the countries and commuters may still cross the borders
>reportedly to curb panic-buying by foreigners which has led to some supply problems in the border regions
>Poland, the Czech Republic and Denmark - have already closed their borders or introduced severe restrictions
>temporary controls on its borders with France, Switzerland, Austria, Denmark and Luxembourg
archive.is/wGLwx

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Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989

Getting a small viral load at the outset of infection is a major factor in surviving without major complications.

youtube.com/watch?v=efaDuE-XEi4

Imagine all these Chinagirls rubbing their asses on your gas mask and trying to get pregnant from your sperm but you know they're infected hussies only looking to come to your non communist nation on a spousal greencard

No, there's still a happening
Its just not a HAPPENING happening
Panic has fueled panic has fueled response has fueled panic

Patriot Canadians are cucks

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169,420
>169,420
169,420
>169,420

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Chrona-chan. Give her your power

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user is correct. How much time is left for us?

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WHO HERE /IMMUNE/

FEELS SO GOOD TO BE PART OF THE HERD

THANK YOU BASED BORIS

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Coronachan, word has it if you cum for her 3 times you wont get infected

>sitting in class
>discussion starts with teacher about coronavirus
>someone asks if some races are immune like Africans
>teacher shrugs, it's not known yet
>suddenly a girl asks: if you eat African DNA, does it makes you immune, she makes a blowjob handgesture while asking this
>whole class becomes silent

so apparently the hottest girl is doing it with some nigger

KEEP YOUR DISTANCE

WASH YOUR HANDS VERY OFTEN

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE

STAY AWAY FROM THE SICK

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chinie the flu

I saw Yas Forums panicking for a bit, what the fuck happened

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Retars they don't test in Canada ubles sit is severe. Mild cases are not being reported.

probably low on vitamin d

I've had dry cough for a while and I get really tired for no reason. Been since around the end of February. Idk wtf.

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Yet to coof in 2020
LMAOing at you healthlets. Proteins, vitamins and ass eating is the key to a healthy and long life.

My words. All the people who told me i should stop „panicking“ now try to act as if they had taken this serious since the beginning. It‘s really annoying.

I'm still not sure if you gain immunity after you get over the disease. Do we know enough to know that this is the case yet?

>brown disgusting unwashed chinese roasty asshole
No thanks

the rest of my post still applies, stay safe retard.

Oh boy I laughed at this one for a good min

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do what Columbus did and make them into your whores via torture.

t. Biden deserves these codes

feels good that drumpf failed
he just wanted the vaccine. he wanted to say that he invented the vaccine and he failed

She's so cute

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Someone mentioned that maybe we should do a co-headline tour with The Vaccines

irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/coronavirus-ireland-irish-band-coronas-21694554

This happened
I gave her my power 8 times, I should be ok

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AHHHHHHH MY BUILDING HAD A FIRE AND I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE HOW FUCKED AM I

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Check for yourself sandnigger:
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Futures opened and immediately hit the circuit breakers

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what's the confirmed youngest death? anyone have anything?

are we going to hit circuit breakers the moment the markets open?

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Anyone have that great "you are here" pasta? From people saying "it's just the flu" to "it wont spread outside china"

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>all this panic
>over a meme flu virus that will only kill boomers

Wow a general. over FUCKING NOTHING.

Thanks for inducing a scare and letting me buy into the markets at least. I'll make some money out of it.

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Corona what?

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>yeah all along I've been saying that people needed to be more aware of this
call that faggot out on his shit

yeah, for pastas-niggers

it changes every day

JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE BRO

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Anime, video games, books, 4chin, movies, and fucking my sex doll torso

So how much more would it take to shut down the trucking industry?