THE BAT FEARS THE MACACO

Ignoring Corona Virus completely, millions of bolsonarists went to the streets to stand against the Legislative and Judiciary powers, and in favour of President Jair Bolsonaro. One of them was the president himself, whom yesterday was designed to be in quarantine for at least 10 days because of the many cases of Corona that have sprouted around him.

This country is on the verge of becoming the new Italy, but we will take down this corrupt republic before we all die.

VERÁS QUE UM FILHO TEU NÃO FOGE À LUTA

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SOPA DE MORCEGO
>UMA DELÍCIA

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All over the country people have taken to the streets today.

I love the brazilian people so much.

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chola mais!

Bolsonaro and the people are draining the swamp.

Fuck Brazilian Deep State!

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>millions
top kek

>lampião
nobody likes this fucking criminal you fag

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What has Bolso done since he was elected? No memes, just straight measures.

I just married a hue so my kids will be

I'd love to go and bang some Brazilian girls but I'm legit scared of Brazil.

Way too much fucking crime there, no? How do I not get robbed?

Of the top of my head, lots of changes on the culture front. Tranny shit and the like is no longer being funded by the federal government. Foreign policy ha been distanced from venezuela. They tried some stuff on the economy but it did jackshit (global markests are ogre anyway).

By himself? Literally nothing
He's a figurehead only. The ministers do the "work".

>How do I not get robbed?

1. Don't go to Brazil.

There are loads of Brazilian prostitutes in the US. You don't need to go to Brazil to bang one.

Molho

Not much. For now it's time to kek and make fun of main stream media and the elites in congress.

I don't want to pay for sex. I want to find a qt on Tinder or something.

Just avoid the favelas and you'll be fine. I never got robbed in my entire lifetime, it's not that dangerous. But it's useless telling gringos since they're all pussies.

>But it's useless telling gringos since they're all pussies

Elaborate.

Also, which city should a white American guy go to?

Don't rush, Brazil bros. Make sure people worldwide know exactly about our current conditions. Brazil is not doing well (not really big news). Bolsonaro is great but he doesn't have much power to create change, and quite honestly, it's not up to him. It must come from the people first. Now it's time to laugh and humiliate the elite and media. Just have a good time. Then, heads will roll. Give it some years.

Based

He killed daylight saving time for good.

fuck off we're full

No. ;)

not a single white person in that photo lol

For real?

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Small cities are very safe. Cities in the South are mostly fine (mostly). Just avoid Rio, Salvador, Sao Paulo. For big cities, some on the northeast are fine too (except Salvador).

Today we were REALLY dumb.
Last week in Woman's Day, when Spain had only

good luck trying to find white people in this country lol. You'll find at most light skinned mutts. These are our "whites" apparently. The
black activists here believe white people are privileged. I'm still to find the first brazilian white.

This is the thing about coronavirus... it will result in SOME natural selection, but it could still easily be passed on to non-retarded people.

Where are all the whites?

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You people think that brazil is worse than black and mexican neighborhoods, when in fact it's much better from my point of view. But to answer your question: avoid all mainstream cities(such as Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo). The inland and countryside is much better. Avoid poor neighborhoods and favelas. Avoid northern regions, stay south and southeast. If you're coming just for sex, be careful what wish for.

I had brazillian exchange students come over to our canadian school and non of them looked white. Not insulting you guys though. Some of your women are incredibly attractive. The men aren't bad looking too.

>If you're coming just for sex, be careful what wish for.

Why? What should I be careful of?

What do you mean “you people”??????

STDs, surprises 9 months later, gang bangs and drugs, just to begin with.

cant wait until brazil is a fucking exploding shithole ridden with sick people

Shocking, gay shit from a leaf

>aerotrem
errytiem

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oh ok, that's pretty normal. I didn't know if there were a lot of scammers or something.

I just enjoy going to different countries and fucking the women there. Brazil scares me a bit.

that picture alone has more white people than any picture of paris you can show me

holy fuck bolsonarists are based. my relatives are talking about this coronavirus thing is "just a chinese marketing campaign to cheap out onions and sugarcane prices"
he's probably infected but is still planning a coup. fucking based
kek
a lot, actually. his minister are, anyway. a lot of roads are being repaved, a lot of public property is being sold, economic reforms are flying through the roof and violence has fallen substantially (25%)
its the best government we've had since the military days

If you look too white (so white you’re red) you will be robbed

Hey lardass

Because literally everyone has a std
Dont listen to that user. There is no reason to come to brazil, but if do stay on tourist deaignated places. Dont go adventuring elsewhere because some user on Yas Forums told you to.

Fug :D

I'm not pasty Irish white but I'm probably whiter than most Brazilians.

Wow, really? Which city would you recommend the most?

I mean foreigners who are afraid of some malnourished favela niggers trying to attack you with fake plastic guns.

At least use Cloudflare if your site is hosted on a server out in the middle of nowhere.

>until

why the anger, Argentine bro?

>be me
>zillian on the countryside
>protests today, government stronger than ever
>based president threatening a coup
>ibov stabilised
>uni just suspended classes
>listening to nara leão and scrolling through comfy threads on Yas Forums
>probably going to play some vidya later
>not a care in the world because shitty corona will only get the niggers
feels great man

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>i'm not white but i'm whiter than
you are ok dude, just don't act like a retard.

Don't be a little shit. This country needs more civilized people.

can't wait to see coronachan killing all you bolsonaro supporting morons and himself because he caught the virus but like trump, is afraid of showing this to public.

Legit serious now, you see this naked, imagine the absolute mental gymnastics required to not have an uncontrollable urge to suck her dick and let her go balls deep in your throat.

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>government stronger than ever
>ibov stabilised
>corona will only get the niggers

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this fucking virus will explore where I live. minions are stupid as it gets

jfc

The only ones pushing hatred against whites are the commies. Normal people don't care. But we do hate niggers.

Disgusting, fucking retarded imbecile, she does not love you idiot, she loves your nationality and green card

Real cuckolding in South Brazil (100% homemade cuckery, mostly German and Italian women taking BBC while their husbands record it):

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And our demographic data showing black and brown populations growing while white populations are diminishing:
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He's a symbol of fight for freedom and fight against the Oligarchs of the time.

i went to sao paulo last year for work. hit up the fanciest whore house in town called scandallo and fell for a big booty pale slut. think i spent 5k bux at that place during the 3 weeks i was in the city. good times

this is not a tranny, stop lying proxyfag

Bro just go on Tinder and put up an American flag. That's all it takes.

hello where are the bundas

1. Don't go to Rio de Janegro
2. Don't go to Bahia
The rest is ok

oligarchs are based. they used to be the only thing holding that shithole that is the northeast together after the whites entrenched themselves on the cities
>le ebin bolsominions xd
its over for you, faggots. not even maia can sustain bolso's power level

definitively not in this thread, texas.

Brazil is a shithole full of niggers and low iq people , those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad, and most of us.( not my ancestors thanks god) fucked nigger and native imbeciles

Uma declicia

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kek you got ripped off so hard

sometimes I wish he did a coup. But that will only serve to defame us.

Correct, this is perfection.

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Huebros I think I fucked up
>Be me, a macaco
>Hears about corona-chan back in jan because of pol
>Decide to travel to the US, since I expected this shit to hit brazil harder than muttland
>Hole up inside, eating my god given rice & beans and avoid going out too much
>Fast forward to now
>USA managed to be more retarded than hue gov when it came to preventing corona's spread
>The state I'm in declared state of emergency
>Boomers and roasties still thinking this is a nothingburger and do nothing to reduce the spread
>Brazil is still fine
>Pocketman is literally making mass gatherings happen while dabbing on corona
>Regret leaving brazil
How fucked am I? should I just move back and hope all the years we spent fighting zika and dengue to help us with dealing with corona?
>inb4 you deserved it for leaving brazil

>5k
Ouch.

But I guess it was worth it. You guys have a ridiculous purchasing power. If you'd ever wish to feel what is living like a king, live in Brazil while getting paid in USD as US citizens do. (Of course you gonna have to hire a army of guards, that's where the king thing begins)

nicaraguans are doing something similar "marching agains coronavirus",

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Latin america will be worse than Italy...

He just sits back and lets his ministers do their jobs for the most part. The ones that do the most work are the ministers of infraestructure, justice and economy.

lol.

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