AUS/POL/ - SELF-ISOLATE GOY EDITION

Gday lads

>Police to force people into self-isolation in NSW coronavirus crackdown
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/coronavirus-tough-new-penalties-target-spread-of-covid-19/12056638

>"""Australians""" urged to dob in their mates
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/coronavirus-australians-face-hefty-fines-for-failing-to-selfisolate/news-story/5946dacede85c5e8e5a80df3f3da4bea

>ASIC issues emergency rules, ASX falls 7pc on opening
baka.com.au/business/markets/us-stock-futures-plunge-despite-coordinated-central-bank-action-20200316-p54ae8.html

>Thousands of international passengers ordered to self-isolate after landing in Australia are allowed to take domestic flights WITHOUT being quarantined - as the number of coronavirus cases hit 299
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115089/Coronavirus-Thousands-international-passengers-avoid-quarantine.html

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womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake
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What's for lunch lads?

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/man-charged-over-allegedly-planning-terror-attack/12058756

>tfw got fired today
welp, time to burn Bunnings down

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Lads I have 96 rolls of toilet paper, 20kg of rice, 10 tubs of spam, 80 cans of soup and 240 1000mg Vitamin C tablets amongst some other things like soaps and hand sanitizers.
How fucked am I? How do I buy myself a firearm?
>tfw no raider bikie friend

stock fags btfo

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sweeper breaking user?

How the fuck does Morrison have such a high approval rating?

>The man, who was arrested as part of a joint Australian Federal Police and NSW Police investigation into extreme right-wing behaviour, will face court later today.

>Australian Federal Police Commissioner Scott Lee alleged the man was trying to "source material in relation to the construction of an IED".

>"It will be alleged the man was attempting and planning to purchase or acquire military equipment, including firearms and items capable of making improvised explosive devices," he said.

>The investigation began in February, after NSW JCTT investigators became aware of several online posts they claim contained extreme political and anti-government ideology.

>A search of the man's residence at Sanctuary Point revealed numerous electronic devices, tactical equipment and three paintball guns.

lmfao, they got him on trying to source IED equipment?
jew bullshit

yep, they finally had enough of me and i got given my 2 weeks notice over the phone

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Good work AFP and ASIO. These people are scum. Lock him up for life

AUD will go to $0.50 USD
Screen shot this.

lmfao, if anything this fed bailout will trigger inflation.

truly the pacific peso, thank you LNP.

>>Thousands of international passengers ordered to self-isolate after landing in Australia are allowed to take domestic flights WITHOUT being quarantined - as the number of coronavirus cases hit 299

I reported on this 2 weeks ago.
Went to Regional AP to pick up a truck.
Gook was there hiring an econobox to drive 1 way to Melb.
Spoke to AVIS dude, said it's been happening all week with Chinks bypassing international arrivals checks then hiring minivans to drive back to Melb.

It's down 10% over the last week.
All economists have failed maths.

>A search of the man's residence at Sanctuary Point revealed numerous electronic devices, tactical equipment and three paintball guns.
What was he going to do? Paintball them and bruise them to death.
LMFAO.

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How do ANY of the cunts?

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thank them for the time working, head into work today and kick some of the safety supplies. Dont take alot because they WILL be looking for reasons to fuck you over further.

pie n sweet potato chips

Buy bush land in Tasmania and stockpile firearms. I'll be waiting for you in van diemen's land user.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Australian here.

You fucking retards better stock up, because this shit is getting bad here. I've seen nothing but people coughing and spluttering in the streets and at work.

Rice is gone, so are beans, bottled water is rare, and ammo is scarce.

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China is already getting over it. Two weeks everything will be back to normal and this Mossad gayop will be memory holed

>was going to start new job at MCG
>that's now in limbo while my current job is cutting almost all shifts
So where do all the homeless hang out?

THIS IS IT
AUSSIE DOLLAR DROPPING OFF A CLIFF
US$0.61 AND FALLING

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I will hang myself if this happens.
Screenshot this.

>implying they aren't just welding people into apartments and have stopped actually testing.

It took the west 30 years to learn that pol pot starved 50 million chinese to death over some sparrows eating grain, you colossal retard.

China is ok when china is back to manufacturing output capacity. Until then everything is lies.

You'll speak when spoken to, peon.

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Albert Street in Footscray. Bring a bottle of $3 white wine to share.

>pol pot starved 50 million chinese
>pol pot
>chinese
Burgers....

that was chairman mao zedong. pol pot was cambodian, killed everyone with glasses on suspicion of being an "intellectual"

illawarramercury.com.au/story/6679783/south-coast-man-charged-with-a-terrorism-offence/?cs=12

Someone got knicked down the South Coast for planning a terror attack. Good chance it was a cracked addled bogan from Nowra

Mutt pls, read a book

Oh shit, I deserve that, my brain sharted and mixed them up.

My bad, cunts.

>"why's it called Nowra?"
>"because you're a Nowra away from anywhere you'd want to bomb... wait"

it was so suss how it happened too
>be friday
>get roster for next week
>i have been removed from all weekend shifts
>lose my shit because those were my money making days
>monday comes
>i email my boss for a copy of my workers contract to show i have legal entitlement to those hours since i worked them for 6 months straight, also give me my payslips, you stopped sending them again
>hour passes
>get a call from my supervisor
>get given 2 weeks notice, the client doesnt want me at the store anymore and there's no other work for me in the company
>get angry at her and tell her what this looks like.
>hang up and cry
>going to my sister's today to look for jobs
emotionally, im all good for now, i watched the simpsons and had a wank, so mentally im ok.
I just have 2 weeks to find work or im poorfaggoting in the middle of a plague panic.

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>Officers from the JCTT will also allege the man expressed support of extreme right-wing ideology.

OH NO NO NO NO NO YOU CANT JUST HAVE AN OPINION

take them to fair work for all you've got lad, everything. anonymous report if you need.

Better buy that rope before the price goes up.

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Should have joined your union lad. What was your contract? Like full time, part time of casual? You only have like 2-3 weeks window of contacting fair work. They need to make the position redundant or have a reason to give you the ass. If you tell me what is up I'll pull the the literal legislation in the fair work act and hopefully you can get your job back. Imma industrial relations connoisseur

i already user'd reported over the weekend on aus/pol/'s advice

I dont want to fight it, i dont want to clean anymore anyway.
I just hoped i could have found a job before this happened

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Fuck cunt, im sorry it played out like that. But seriously go to fair work and burn the cunts. No employee should be treated like that and they're just taking advantage of the situation. But seriously take the help from the industrial relations user.

I've worked the whale female managers before and they're are absolute worse. They are both terrible managers and disgusting people. If its any condolences when this pandemic gets italy level bad cunts like her will be left to die in triage.

I hope you can find another job soon but as another soon to be unemployed user this not looking good.

Send them an email saying you want to get another 4 weeks out of them either with you at work for another couple of weeks or as a lump sum since they are breaching the fair work act, say someone from the union wants to come around and have a chat if they won't do so (just lie, since I'm assuming you aren't a member). Got nothing to lose lad

PROOF that the Coronavirus is 100% FAKE! womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

Join your union lads, there has been an attack on working conditions in this country for the past 30 years. Your membership fees do fuck all in regards to financing left with politics since most unions are already wealthy as fuck and are going to be financing them regardless

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>WOMENARESTUPID
Seems legit
Fuck off unionfag

Join a good union though. don't waste money on the SDA. if you're a retail or fast food wagecuck, join the RAFFWU instead.

>mfw she's now turned around and went from "here's two weeks notice but we cant find another job for you" to "can you email me a formal resignation"
Oh dont test me cunt

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So...
Woolworths has stopped delivering to Regional Centres.
>Not just in Victoria
It's happening.

BOI DONT EMAIL HER.
She legit fucked up the processing of letting someone go. Her boss is breathing down her neck and she wants you to "resign" so she and the business aren't in the shit.

Don't do that, it's an out for them obviously.

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LET THEM GET A RESIGNATION FROM YOU. Shake they down for a months worth of pay as a lump sum and say you will resign immediately if you get it in your bank account

Agreed, don't join the sda

I aint even the union shill, thought the thread called for it

BBQ Chicken Banh-Mi

>I aint even the union shill,
Could've fooled me with your union shilling, unionfag.
Youre dead

Look at this fucker.
I told her I'll take the firing like a man and she's taken that as me deciding to resign?
Holy fuck, I thought I was done with this jew bullshit, no resignation letter from me you fucks.
You fired me over the phone, do it properly

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Bat soup

>Good work AFP and ASIO. These people are scum. Lock him up for life

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yeah take it to fairwork, burn them

>"boi"
nice larping shitskin

Just stop talking to her man, you're clearly retarded and the kind to incriminate yourself when you're innocent. Take it to fairwork and be done with it.

because they can't just fire you without notice, they fucked up

>tfw cunts don't even know the difference between "isolate" (Re. HAVING the virus), and "quarantine" (re. NOT HAVING the virus)\
>...because bogan gov't and court jew treasurer cannot speak grade school tier ingels


GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!
>GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!

GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!
>GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!

GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!
>GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!

GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!
>GO TO YOUR BOGAN BALL GAMES AND SPEND YOU PALTRY SHEKELS ON DUNNY ROLLS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS GOYIM -- THE GUBMET HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!

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Supermarket fag here, all weekend and this morning was a giant raid. Shelves empty wherever you look and we've had to call in 20 staff to help.

"I have not yet made the decision to resign, as no such intention has been conveyed in any written correspondence. Thank you."

save me a 36 pack of toilet paper m8

I’m going to do a currency converter run and raid for US Dollars or whatever is stable.
How was te Bust a Nut Convention/ ASIO work experience?
>not censoring the date

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Based anti-government spammer

man that's pretty shitty

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All out, cunt

the*
I’m going to defile Steve Knob’s corpse

When ScoMo put in the travel bans, me mum lost her job stacking shelves at the international airport. That was about a week ago.

Prior to that, there was nobody in the international airport. Place was a fucking ghost town. When flights DID land, there was nobody there to do testing, all screening for corona was optional and maybe 1 or 2 passengers on every plane were getting screened.

My point is, we're about as fucked as america is right now, you just aren't hearing about it.

wasn't too bad at my supermarket. no rice and pasta but everything else was pretty well stocked