This is unironically based

>pooper
>not poomer
one job

You guys are 3 days behind facebook.

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OOOPPSS

OP is trying to bait you into looking Greg up

>buy tons of toilet paper
>they restock next week

all these retards have done is stimulate the market, and given money to corporations that'll continuesly abuse this """"Pandemic"""" to increase their financial gains.

Retards

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>ahahah joke
Arrest him. For the lulz ofc kek.

Can’t we kill him anyways?

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Account locked. Kek. Greg. What a cunt.

I’ve been emailing people selling shit on Craigslist and subtlety implying to them that I’m coming back to rob them. Just show up, when it comes time to haggle just whip out a little notebook and write down their address right in front of them.
“Oh I’m not buying right now but I might see ya later.”
My brother and I have visited four people today.

>stacking pallet on top of a pallet of paper
>based
pure retardation

The whole thing is a hoax perpetrated by Charmin Paper Company to sell more TP.

toilet paper lobby just flew over my house

It’s Facebook faggot

>complain about lack of community values and being devided by (((them)))
>do same to your fellow country men what (((they))) do to your country and world
>complain on obscure mongolian forum about (((them))) doing same shit you do
>cry about west dieing while trying to gain from said collapse
Are mutts groomed to be next jews?

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>Prepare to have you shit confiscated.
If they could just do this for everyone we wouldn't even need tp.

Cope harder, we know its (((YOU))) Gregg! Honk Honk!

Based

>#TPKingpin
thats hilarious

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Report him Americans, someone has to facilitate the donation :^)

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kys

Mad lad

aren't stores limiting what people can buy?

>FIRE THERE’S A FIRE IN THE THEATER
>lol jk guys you just got punkd :)
>wait why are you mad at me

And isn't that a photo of a toilet paper delivery to a grocery store? Do you people think some guy drove an 18 wheeler to the grocery store and they loaded paper on pallets and into the trailer. God damn, I want the retards to leave.

>wasted all his savings on toilettpaper
>apocalypse postphoned

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that's fine let them waste they're money.

youtube.com/watch?v=wA4KS546rZo&feature=youtu.be

$2000 in toilet paper or a $39.95 bidet

hmmmmm

>I have tactical training and will use lethal force to protect my family if necessary
Oh God, the cringe

found the post by googling that name and toilet paper

Imagine spending the apocalypse in jail. Raped, coofed on, and left to rot as the guards bail.

>claims to have bought out two counties
>can't even fill up half of the storage
Either your counties are have a population of none or you didn't actually by out anything. Either way, what a brainlet.

I live in slc I’m going to kick this guys ass.

Screencap this

It's going to supremely comfy when the cops confiscate all his shit like what happened to that faggot in TN today

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how about a healthy diet and the already present shower?

Greg Meenderink?Meenderlnk?

it's fake retards

Lol, he thinks hes going to be rich but everyone is just going to kill him and take his toilet paper.

but then you need to clean you poo particles out of the shower and theres a LOT more area in a shower than a toilet bowl

On the basis of what? It being an asshole move? I thought you guys had the freedom to be dicks to each other?

Imagine claiming to be a land of the free but having the police come take your stuff because you didn't share it fairly with the others.
Imagine living in this land and then applauding such police action.

One day world.supply of tp....

ya, but my shits run on clockwork, and I time my shitter time to coincide with my shower time. I take a shit, then I get in the shower after. My diet is healthy so no stickyickypoopoo. Haven't used TP in forever.

Lol you think thats OP

Oh shit link?

>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TOILETINO PAPERINOOO

Price gouging during a crisis is illegal

>On the basis of what? It being an asshole move?
On the basis of it being against the law to price gouge "essentials" in times of emergency. Some guy in TN already tried doing this with hand sanitizer and is now facing jailtime(and trying to avoid said jailtime by donating all of the supplies he tried to gouge), so this guy will probably face the same fate

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 8 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 224 rolls a week. Over 6,720 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

you're still leaving little shit particles all over your shower floor

NOOOOO! NOT THE TPERINOOO!!! EVERYHING ELSE BUT THAT!! FUCK FOOD, FUCK WATER, I JUST NEEED MY TPERIINOOOOO!!!!

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people who do this and posting on media gonna have the goverment siege the product,it already happened to us.

he's lying, he does have the TP. this is just to throw off the heat

I'm guessing the government generally doesn't make deals with private citizens?

Oh, well he was arrested for price gouging then, not for hoarding. I mean, OP's post doesn't show Mr Greg selling the TP, just shows him having a lot of it.

Making money like a Jew isn't based. Money gouging is bad for us all.

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Between my ass being near clean post shit, the soapy water during my shower and my routine bleach clean after every shower, I believe it is fine.

>just a prank bro

lmao. but jokes on him since ebay and amazon won't let him resell at a grossly inflated price.