/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2121 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I have the virus
Please take us back to the comfy, stagnant timeline?
I'm tired of this happening.
Please Yas Forums take us back
Invoke Kek's will

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I thought the hoarding was a meme and j went out yesterday and tp and alot of other shit was sold out too
It was fine just days ago wew
Time to check today what's up again

Thank you, Based Mods and Jannies for escorting away the sperglord from previous threads.

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What's it like?

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”
But they failed to buy it.

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html

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Consider the following.

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Normally I wouldn't share a girl, but everyone should know Corona-chan's love! Give her your energy!

illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=69805

(use Repack version on nyaa)

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

>Vatican +567,999 (+892,045)

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WTF happened to the scott mintzer tweets about seattle?

HAIL SATAN

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I'm a trucker, and last month, probably three weeks ago, I was home and ended up spending several days in bed with a fever, cough, headache, and sore throat. I still have the cough and get winded to the point of gagging and vomiting. I was out in public both before and after I was bedridden.

Today I saw that one of the Texas cases quarantined in Austin is from my town.

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0.73319678% of world pop. detected;

1.14814692% of world pop. died;

Just Kidding, but even with millions dead/infected, still low in comp. to world pop.

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>German too autistic to get joke

You're just mad because he's right, liberal trollbot.

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We're just getting started, user. You did prep to treat yourself at home, didn't you?

Allah is dead. Praise kek

>LIBYA INVADING ITALY
LIBYA INVADING ITALY
>LIBYA INVADING ITALY
LIBYA INVADING ITALY
>LIBYA INVADING ITALY
LIBYA INVADING ITALY
>LIBYA INVADING ITALY
LIBYA INVADING ITALY
>LIBYA INVADING ITALY
LIBYA INVADING ITALY

cnn.com/travel/article/libya-forces-enter-italy/index.html

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Here are Italy's actual #'s but I don't speak Italian github.com/pcm-dpc/COVID-19/tree/master/dati-andamento-nazionale

kek

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I bet he lurks.
Hey Bill, suck my dick.

Goodnight lads. Remember, if you think you have it don't stress, you're going to nocebo yourself into oblivion.

Believe in yourself.

BROS THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NOTHINGBURGER. I DIDNT STOCK AND NOW DEWINE IS SHUTTING DOWN MY JOB FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG. FUCK FUCK FUCK I DONT GET PAID TIL TUESDAY.

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Oh no it incresed again

>commies are retarded
how is that news?

DAMN these niggas really dyin out there

TOPKEK

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must be an asspained chink, i bet my doubles on this

I haven't pooped in 5 days, do I have the corona?

I'm young so it's just kinda shitty
I probably won't die unless it triggers my asthma

did nobody tell this man to wash his hands?

>Finally finds out why there was so many sealed indictments
Quck predicted this.

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D

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18 to post here

its fixed now, nothing to see here, move along

F for the undead army they were creating underneath the vatican

>8,000,000 deaths from coronavirus
What the fuck, who report the real numbers?

Why did this made me laugh instead of feeling disgust?
>Commies are retarded, they think coronavirus is a fascist hoax
It's the other way around in other places

CHRISTIAN HOLOCAUST BEGINS

imagine the smell

Why is this a big deal? America buys things.

wtf, last i checked on friday the deaths were just over 5000. What the fuck happened over the weekend?

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Is this the end of capitalism lol

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Ops post reads like a game of plague inc.

>We go to baseball, dad pukes, Tanner sharts his pants....come on, it's tradition!

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Multiple people called bullshit, and he didn't even try to rebut so he was probably LARPing.
>pic related for those that didn't see it

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IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
>IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
>IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
>IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
>IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
>IT JUST THE RIGHTS, FAGGOT. A REASONABLE PREREQUISITE TO INVESTMENT OF MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS.
NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
>NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
>NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
>NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
>NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!
>NO GIBS FOR YOU MGEBWE!

>i was just j-joking

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1. they failed

2.a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,

>exclusively
>“only for the US.”

If Biden keeps coofing through this debate and Bernie gets the nomination, yes

Is your state a Chad 100+ yet, or are you a West VIRGINia with 0 cases?

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São Paulo anons do you think things will get worse over here? We need to prepare?

insane how they can cover up 892,000 dead just like that

Kek protects.

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Glitch, but OP put it in for lulz

based corona buyer

NO BODY CARES

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aw

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The sad part is that I think nothing is going come out of the chinks, they'll just accept it and move on like the braindead insects they are

Rate my looter defense. Machete from hat-poor freight and also a hatchet not pictured.
>inb4 shitty weapons
It was all I could get at the moment. Literally out of money from panic buying .

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Kek is the god of chaos. A global collapse is his will.

it's going parabolic

brazil dont fear the corona, brazil today

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>Why did this made me laugh instead of feeling disgust?
Because he looks like Patton Oswalt.

where's the little faggot virus poster

why is he so obsessed with the virus? It looks like he's triggered by the feeling of sensing that he's wrong but can't just let go since he'd lose all credibility not that it won't happen soon

>people stop going to work
>can still eat and watch internet porn
>get sick and left to die by the government
>no reason for survivors to pay taxes
UBI and automation are inevitable after this. it'll be weird communism. just do whatever you want.

even nature hates those bastards.

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No fun allowed.

NO BODY CARES

Haha GUam +3 yea true

>404 page not found

oww wait. YOU FAILED

DRUMPF IS OVER (sarcasm)

you still failed

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You know your meme has an exposed ass in this shop?
Come on, people, put some effort in, the world is counting on >us!

well what else do you expect from the chinks

Rare

complete garbage. could have got a cold steel. their's are at least made in taiwan or south africa.

Time to switch to cash

I'm not a neet like you guys but I have prepped and begun my isolation. I'm a uni student with a previously healthy social life. Give me some tips for being a neet you nerds

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HOLY SHIT

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Canada bros what are your plans? Do you have local hunter friends you can bunker down with?

I hope. It's the beginning of National Socialism

why Vatican though why not that certain country we all hate

ANY MEDKITS?

Switzerland 2,217 +842 NEW CASES

YOU GUYS GOING HARD HUH

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here we dont believe in corona

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hooked up to a ventilator.

czecherinos not the hecking boomermanerinos

This is a message to all Aussie anons:

Please check your accounts to see if any bills you pay have been direct debited, a few people I work with, have had services denied because their provider etc hasn't been paid despite having a direct debit facility set up. THIS IS NOT A LARP

SECONDLY:

Safeway supermarkets have been closed in two Melbourne suburbs this mornings, East Keilor and Brunswick due to a lock of stock.

How many times do you have to hammer this point you shit eating enthusiast

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THE WARM TEMPERATURES WILL KILL CORONA

1/10

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estonian news suddenly jumped the confirmed cases to 200k
wtf

Sick of reading these pussy posts. Embrace the chaos.

California closes ALL bars and orders people over 65 to stay at home until further notice!!!!

How the fuck are you going to enforce that statewide?

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/03/15/gov-newsom-orders-bars-wineries-closed-home-isolation-of-all-seniors-age-65-and-over/

Anime and video games

LITERALLY NOBODY CARES

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haha money printer go brrrrrrrrr

retard

Corona-chan appreciates it!

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Your frog is old and weak. Our plague loli is new, and, kawaii.

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It's funny because this had to have been in the long-ago times before Trump's speech, back when there was still toilet paper in stores.

don't give him (you)s. just report him for spamming.

checked. BTW, sleepless too?

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hello rarefriend

>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html

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this is all a big nothingkebab

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Hey uh little buddy, are you guys ok out there? Is the military helping you or are we just fucking off and letting you fend for yourselves?

Netflix

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>took the bait

still cute

would bang anytime

don't let german autism get the better of you

why does trump hate europe so much? i could see not wanting africa or the middle east to get it, and even though i hate those places it still seems low.

Trump requests that you suck his cock with less teeth Bill

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>Post yfw we hit 6 gorrillian deaths

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>plastic shit
>made for cutting bread
lol, you can't stab with it and the handle is gonna break at first contact

dudes that don't take girls to the pool on the first date are fucking simps

I mean you can't say this is wrong.

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we did it in brazil today lmao

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AND on Monday all schools in Los Angeles are will be closed. What will those high school students do all day?

This is LARP for sure. All the deaths are from one fucking old people home
People here literally carrying on normal as fuck

Thats what my local supermarkets looked like...

Trump Derangement Syndrome 24/7
How do you fucks keep it up?
Man I can't wait until November.
You have NO idea the actual attitude of people here in America.
You fucking loudmouths are NONSTOP, and everyone is sick and tired of you fucks.

#

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Dude I'm just bored. This isn't fun anymore it's lost all novelty a month ago

Read some books

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aww he is triggered

>“offered large sums of money”

>“only for the US.”

FAILED

biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html

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bunker down at home. detached house in toronto. stocked up on food and ammo. should be ok. i stayed to take care of my parents - moms a nurse and cant leave.

Use bath towels to wipe your ass.

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sick: movies, tv shows (commedy and scifi)
healthy: vidya

Vidyagames

>OMG price gougers!
>bids hundreds of dollars on toilet paper
>TP isn't even out of stock most stores
If you put something up at auction, and people bid on it, how the fuck is that "price gouging"??

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Thanks user . Might as well end it now

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...

wanna go to the supermarket?

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>what are jokes

Bro you are gonna die

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this

Keep trying out video games until you find one that suits your autism. Work out when you get antsy. Can't advise drinking but I'm going to.

>LOOK I'M GERMAN I'M IMPORTANT LOOK AT MEEEEEE

Italy dying too fast, faster than China on it peak
what happened?

what

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get a ps4. get cheap games on digital sales. read books. walk inside.

Any new studies about permanent damage for recovered otherwise healthy patients in the past 48 hours or so?

There's at least two cans of tuna there

East coast epicenter here. TP rejecting minimalist with a handful of dunkin donuts napkins and a bottle of popov.

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Did collapse the hospital system of wuhan after one and half months. Is in Washington state since mid January and spread in a nursing home and several hospitals. Didn’t collapse ICU there; no statistically elevated mortality in the US really makes you think.

>what are your plans?
fuck my big tiddy wife and smoke weed all day.

explain estonian fren

Ford Bronco release delayed by Coronavirus. Discuss.

STEAM is going to shit itself, imagine everyone around the globe trying to access the servers all at once.

i want to believe

Dumb fgofag

>was nominated my family's plague mule
>going to the grocery store all week to get shit so they can stay home
>heard a few coofers in the store and got the fuck out of there
>started coofing 5 minutes ago

See you on the other side lads

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>doesn't know argiebro
>in a fucking argie bread
>flag
This song is for you buddy

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My Indian and Bangladeshi coworkers think that hot countries can win this. Like India is immune to it.

shut the fuck up nigger

lots of pornhub

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why would he do that when they have a vaccine
foxla.com/news/first-dose-to-be-delivered-monday-in-clinical-trial-for-potential-covid-19-vaccine

is he trying to corner the market?

Argentina deports 270 foreigners who didn't respect quarantine

clarin.com/sociedad/coronavirus-argentina-expulsaron-270-turistas-cumplieron-cuarentena_0_bKdlNkpP.html

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone,
but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

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He tried to warn us, but we refused to listen...

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this is true, hot countries have nothing to worry about, continue like always

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this

FUCK YOU BILL.....you mad cause you didn't prep.....faggot

Let them believe what they want. It helps spread the virus.

You outed yourself as one too. Now post friendcode.

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I find single player games are the best time sink and I have all my favorites in GOG form

China reported myocarditis killing heaps, so it could be legit

switch to edibles user. ask big tiddy wife to bake brownies

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Any other j-woke posting anons getting nervous with the upcoming lockdown?

Guys reminder that this will be like the early 2000s writers strike. All your favorite movies games and tv will be delayed a year or two.

Name 5

Nice meme.

Deport for using camera angles, lighting and make up to appear less of a shit skin

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His cult never cares about his massive and repeated failures. That's why you are all laughing stocks and have always been looked down upon by those in society who aren't backwards dirt poor uneducated retards

Go on Yas Forums

this isn't a joke, nigger. you're going to lose people YOU know.

only arkchads here, sorry bro

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>LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK AT ME, I'M GERMAN, I'M IMPORTANT

Means he wanted manufacture of the vaccine, if such actually existed, to be quality controlled in American production facilities. Given German fascination with their own faecal matter, that seems perfectly reasonable.

>Died: 898,546
uhm excuse me? I havent been following the threads cause ive been busy wagecucking it but wasnt it at like 3000 like two weeks ago what the fuck happened?

I am already thinking nonstop how I can make money off of this.

...so africa will be fine? only europe and north america will get fucked? great

>be Brazil
>be better at soccer
>be better at carnival
>be better at pandemics

Absolute South American ubermensch. We won most 2009 most h1n1 deaths and we're gonna win this one too!

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>consuming jewish-western media
lol

i'm vaping it and will then use the ABV to make cookies.

new level of greed
also

DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM

yeap they all died

I'm not saying he's wrong. But posting about it the minute that it happened? THE MINUTE THAT IT HAPPENED? Dude just stares at this shit and tweets about it all day, turbosperging /ptg/ schizo confirmed

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If it’s chinese, dump it in the high seas.

infection could reach 60 milion IF UNCHECKED

I don't think unchecked is what it describes it rn seing as the whole world is imploding on itself

based

I just need FF7 to come out

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GLASS IT ALREADY

I'm going to be playing Ultimate Admiral; Dreadnoughts.....once my laptop has had its graphics card replaced......timing wasn't so great.

correct, just ignore the cases in argentina and brazil in the hot weather, that's just a statistical anomaly goy, keep working

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>no one at the gym

NICE!

Germany’s Health Ministry confirmed a report in newspaper Welt am Sonntag, which said President Donald Trump had offered funds to lure the company CureVac to the United States.
Contacted by Reuters, a spokeswoman for the German Health Ministry said: “We confirm the report in the Welt am Sonntag.”

>that kid in the back watching it casually with a disgusted look
no wonder they want boomers to die

How come it's hard to find update for individual states in USA?

by digits you will be healed

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based. Fuck krauts

yeah and you fucking MSM victim probably think they would not export the vaccine and that it's a bad thing when literally the biggest pharma industry in the entire fucking world has the patent an can produce this vaccine.

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I think this virus is going to change behavior internationally for generations to come, and we're all going to become as autistic as Finland.

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amateur

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I don't even need to fish for fodder at this point.

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7-1

supermarket is full, no shortage of supplies because we don't believe in corona

Thats actually based

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i know it from /vg/
i don't play gacha

just read the news

So are there hundreds of smelly dead people in homes right now in Iran/Italy?

imagine the irony in blowing it up, pic unrelated

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Based, I'm surrounded by the virus here in New Orleans.

I want to fuck FEater but thats it. Game is so gray it feels like Im playing a 7th generation FPS.

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stop attention posting you fucking kraut

>Furryfags here

Fuck off, /gfg/ only

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Sciencefrens please help generously.
I know I'm not supposed to be taking Ibuprofen due to some shit about anti-inflammatories and ACE2 receptors but what about Turmeric? Can I still take my Turmeric supplement?

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WHO WILL WIN?

PLACE YOUR BETS!!

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>#DOUBT
nothing changed after sars, ebola, swine flu.

sweet. last thing i want are retarded npcs near me.

Florian von der Muelbe, CureVac’s chief production officer and co-founder, told Reuters last week the company had started with a multitude of coronavirus vaccine candidates and was now selecting the two best to go into clinical trials.

Well it was fun while it lasted

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I'm in a small town and every one of my male relatives hunts. So do some of my aunts, actually. I'm worried about the older ones because of their health, but we'll be okay.

>► Detected: 737,382 ► Died: 898,546

what?

NV SCHOOLS SHUT DOWN. NV BROS THE NORMIES HAVE AWOKEN. IF YOU HAVENT GOTTEN YOUR STUFF YET YOURE IN DEEP SHIT

I remember Peter Schiff telling me the economy would collapse for sure in 2012. Fuck off.

All are talking about 20 day ventilation period and 6 percent needing it. When reality in Germany shows it‘s around 1 percent, who needs to get mechanical ventilation. And average duration is less than 5 days.

Any chance we can some more unsubstantited LARPs and "I heard" tier dits on this? Haven't had my fix.

Need help anons. Suspected case at local hospital. State says they don’t meet the criteria. Patient is not in isolation. Can’t provide more info.

>LOOOOOOOOK AAAAAAAT MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

Sharpen the end of that knive, then lash it to a broom. boom you got a pseudo spear, and thats easier to catch untrained normies who have pocket knives and long kitchen knives off guard.

Nothing in your propaganda refutes what I said.

but rogue oblast kun, the Yas Forums servers are in that box

true true. but africa is young, i cant imagine it being as bad there...

based and Arkpilled

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Why do so many old people die to European heatwaves? Do europoors really let their old people bake alive?

>Vive latino and several other festivals still going
>Semana santa got upgraded to holy month in order to get more free days to stay at home, but retards insist on going out to the beach, parks, etc.
>LGBTBBVABANCOMER month and the fags are planning some gatherings across the country
>Northern and southern border still open, same for international flights
>mfw

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What's precio and why does it cost almost 2 grand?

the fuck is even this lmao

Because commonly used things like worldometer for instance don't do state by state numbers and they're usually a bit behind in their state by state new case reporting. Every state however has their own site if you can be bothered to check those out.

>coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

No vaccine rights for you
Nono