ATTENTION: NATIONWIDE LOCKDOWN INCOMING

2 weeks gives people a chance to take a break and get it through their thick wal mart skulls that this is serious and they shouldn't be getting wasted at a bar and making out with their cousin

Because if it's still bad they can suspend it for longer, while for now not cause panic.

What the fuck are you? Arab? Hispanic? A tan Jew?

They don't. They expect you to hang on their every word for two weeks so at the fourteenth day they can announce it again.

Sweet glad I prepped

>source:DudeTrustMeLMAO

La Creatura

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This user knows "governmentspeak", and gets it.

they're saying two weeks so people won't go into full blown panic mode. after two weeks people will be eased into the new way of living so they'll say another two weeks or another month. then it will be another month. sheeple need to be handled just so.

A LOCKDOWN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

its the chupacabra

Will pharmacies stay open?

Sweet LARPing, but Trump will never scare the markets enough to shut down anything.

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Only 2 weeks officially so you ameriburgers dont panic and rush to 7/11 with an AR15 to steal toilet paper. Here in Spain no one believes its only 2 weeks fir us either. But atleast we have public healthcare and European mindset. I think the land of opportunity wont give much opportunity to the poor and the weak anymore.

this is great, I'll finally get to travel and have the gov pay for everything. my landlord can't evict me and I'll get free food. this is what life will be like if you vote bernie, anons. don't be stupid, why should billionaires have all the money?

I can confirm this for states such as delaware but i dont know about the entire country. The schools should all do spring break for the next two weeks and get it over with.

I don't really believe this but I wish more than ever I lived out in the country

2 weeks is the average longest incubation period. Regardless of federal guidance/enforcement, if I need to go out more times, it will be once every 2 weeks so I can determine each time after going out whether or not I have contracted the virus

good i want a breakerino from workerino

Shit what if the business is cleaning hospital linen, probably going to get more work due to people getting sick.

I work for the government an no such announcement has been made nor does it exist.

Fake and gay

Is it unironically happening?

Because it runs out fast, because nobody works or produces anything

Hold up, my school just moved the on-campus closure date to tomorrow. It might be happening

So fake and so gay I can’t believe I’m replying. Any “nationwide lockdown” would instantly be challenged and blocked by the courts. It violates so many parts of the Constitution the concept is laughable.
t. lawfag

American, you cuck
sure I'm not Evropean but I don't want to see unnecessary panic

Buy meds and whatever else you need
WD40, hand sanitizer idk

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Initial attempt to flatten the curve

Gay and fake

fauci pushed a national lockdown for 14days (will b extended i bet) in all media today too

>tfw work at a hospital and you are one of the few people that don't get the special Trump spring break

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Schools here closed until april fuck

Bullshit of the highest degree. 1)They wouldn't do it on a Monday. They would do it on a weekend to give businesses time to prep. 2)If they did that it would send the nation into instant panic 3)That would make Trump look bad and like he is panicking 4) That would destroy a lot of industries in this country for no reason.

Thanks user. I've heard this from reliable sources too

Pharmacies and grocery stores have been the only things open in Italy and Spain. I would expect the same here.

k... keep me posted

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wtf this thread predicted it

El de Goblino. Dios mio.

read this thread bro it's explained in it, it's insane how they've been saying this since yesterday

no

>my uncle works at nintendo

I have just one question for you, how much do you get paid by Pooh?

Schools are closed till late april here

Its going to happen bro

>he doesn't know what a national emergency is

Not tomorrow, too soon. This might be some good insider info

mobile.twitter.com/killaudeepstate/status/1239106083420954625

Sure is

Pharmacies better stay open I need my oxy suply for this happening

extremely fake and extremely gay, op is a huge gay retard nigger who cant even make a good larp to save his life. when they do the lockdown it will be announced in advance.

El Goblino, dios mio!

based mutt fuck my gf

>Yo!
>If you need anything you better get it tonight
>Grocery stores will still be open
Better stock up on your Angel Dust OP.

Being a low level contract officer at GAO likely doesn't make you privy to this info

lel.... looting will be lit af.

Probably
testing bullshit or whatever

AHUEAHUAEHUAE

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That’s how they would do it. Announce a short lockdown and renew as needed to limit panic.

Did Brian ever get his money from the government?

How much time did Italy give for people to get where they wanted to be before the shutdown?

fuck off with this panic shit. even if we go full lock down you will still be able to gout out and get shit.

fear mongers should be hanged.

Holy shit, I hope this is real.

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el negro

They can announce shit all they want. It's not gonna stop people from going out. The cops cant handle that shit.

oh great you're an sephardic Israeli. Its defiantly happening now.

Stephanie Kang is that you

Thanks user. Go easy on the juice, gotta have a clear head for the happening.

Fear can handle it though

Even if OP is full of shit, some version of a lockdown is coming. I would be surprised if it was announced tomorrow because that would compound with school closures, existing panic buying and the market crash. But within the month it’s almost certain.

This

>tfw when I work at a grocery store

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anyone else notice the uptick in threads claiming a lockdown and martial law in 24 hours?

seems the front stink hole dickless faggot tranny brigade are out in force.

call the number and flip out

Less than 24hrs

But you're a hero now and people will applaud from their balcony!

I have a 4 hour domestic flight tomorrow, what are the chances that I am fucked?

9000%
hahaha
F

100%. Cancel and wait.

>spent two months feeling smug telling everyone it's just a flu based entirely on what the tv said
Later
>wtf with all these bodies all over like omg people just wash your hands lol don't touch your face lol
>why don't we get vacation?
The only people who really deserve this: doctors nurses and fucktards that got off on telling people their credentials followed by shit advice you never even did minor looking into.

22 hours and counting
Probably less

I just want to see my boomer parents before they possibly get it and die man

It's called a kit

I'm so sick of seeing people like you. Disgusting.

nice larp

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A national emergency isn’t a fucking blank check for the feds, idiot.

I know that pain :(
>t. Military user

does it smell like cheese? or a combination of poo and puss?
asking for a friend

imagine what this will do for dating:

No more requests to compliment the lady. Nope, it will be a request for a full immunological assay to see if your viral history allows you to even speak in person.

source: dude trust me