My humble stash as a broke college student without a car...

My humble stash as a broke college student without a car. I really wish I could get hold of some dried beans and much more rice. Some more deens would be nice too, but the CVS marks all the shit up a dollar. If shit really hits bad, I guess I could go raid the CVS. Plenty of water, TP, Vit C, and meds.

Recommendations?

Attached: 1584297405911.jpg (3024x4032, 3.54M)

Get the humble bundle on steam

Great start, user. Vitamins would be good as sunlight exposure will be reduced. Also water

Oatmeal is so fucking based
>went to Costco
>54 pack for $9
>assume 1 packet for breakfast everyday
>2 months worth of breakfast
>just add water

You need more pasta and rice though

seems legit for few days but then you die like the rest of us

That's enough vodka for one day.

Attached: 00902.jpg (1000x1330, 167.92K)

I'll be takin half of that, cause I'm generous. Now load it into my van.

Attached: download (12).jpg (259x194, 5.57K)

Picked a random webm, no idea what it is.

Attached: 1574046481449.webm (640x640, 1.22M)

calorie dense foods you faggot. PB is gr8, should have gotten more

i'd chill with those bros

Yummy

Attached: 1583081959963.png (400x397, 93.82K)

Oatmeal is the best. I buy steel cut oats in 25lb bulk paper sacks. Give me that, some milk and raisins, and I'm happier than a 14th century peasant.

At this point, it feels like college niggers are taking pics of their door cupboards.

I hate to see the diarrhea.

Attached: bad trump.jpg (917x1042, 828.04K)

god i wish that were me

You are retarded. Beans are 2 Euro per kg. Rice is 2 Euro per kg. Why do you buy all these unhealthy overpriced crap?

>You are retarded
>Retarded

You need more Vodka user

Attached: 1511726469330.jpg (405x405, 37.06K)

US has like 3000 cases... out of 300 million people. You have no crisis at all in the US: no need to stack.

I hope they keep food delivery up in your area man cuz you’re gonna be real hungry in a week

Food is not going to run out dude. Calm your tits.

BRUZ!! STREAM YOURSELF ON TWITCH AND ASK FOR DONATIONS BRAH!!!
SET UP A GOFUNDME BROZ!!!
BE A GAYMER STREAMER FRUM UR DORM ROOM AND LIKE GET DONATIONS FROM 12 YEAR OLDS

Based capybara.

Ok russianbro

3,000 confirmed cases and we haven’t been testing for very long. And for the first few weeks we were testing the criteria to qualify for a test was stupid strict

You need to get some canned vegetables and fruit. It's not calorie dense but it will give you some much needed nutrients and add some variety to your meals.

Yeah there will be nothing in the US, trust me and pretty much only 85+ people with allready diseases die

i guess it's true when they say you don't have to be smart to get into college.

I got a bunch of those Kodak pancake boxes and some oatmeal. Very sustainable food. Feel full for hours with not much serving size

all those carbs

prepare for constipation, a great thing to have when you're fighting off a virus LMAO

Why get salty chinese shit instant noodles over pasta? You need more pasta and pasta sauce.

Nobody eats anyway when your sick as fuck. I got some chicken noodle soups anyway

Just go to an asian grocery store for your rice. Best prices come from those places.

Chinks already bought all the rice up

Op where is the food ?

that looks super comfy

Don't even need water, you can eat it straight, or mix it with peanut butter and chocolate protein powder for tasty calorie balls

More rice, get one of the big fucking bags, lasts forever if you keep it dry.
Salt. Get Iodized.
Pancake mix. You can get flour, but it does not stay good for long periods of time.

More oatmeal. Also stays good forever.
Less noodles. They don't fill you up and are empty salt filled calories.

You're gonna be okay, user.
You're gonna get through this.

maruchan is terrible

Only cattle eat grains goy

better than starving

Lota carbs. Get some more peanut butter and spam as well as some multivitamins.

If you can get some bleach and rubbing alcohol that would be good as well for cleaning and disinfecting. Regular alcohol is only useful if its over 120 proof.

If you are in the dorms, get the fuck out of them now!

Don't go to class anymore or anywhere there are groups!

Self isolate now and bunker down!

Shits about to get real!

Good luck! If you don't make it, we'll tell your mom that you loved her!

Attached: image.jpg (1024x536, 101.17K)

heaven. i want to reincarnate as a capybara

>lasts forever if you keep it dry
Only white rice, brown rice will be rancid in a few years. And I wouldn't recommend leaving white rice in its retail packaging long term, vacuum seal it with oxygen absorbers.

This, or the small cups of applesauce or fruit. They are sealed and will last as long as canned goods.

I ought ramen pack just for the noodles. No need to add the salty flavor pack.

Get the just add water pancake mix.

What part of Texas?

Poptarts taste like absolute fucking shit never understand why burgers like them.

Pick up some cans of tuna and chicken.

>chili

ur gonna make it bro

You've got pb you did good for being broke.
Invest in a boomstick as well.

Kodiak cakes are the best. Gained 10lbs eating those for breakfast lunch and dinner when I was on the decker fire back in 2019

Shit, replied to the wrong person like a retard

Search 'food bank [your city]'

go to the asian market when they restock and buy yourself a proper box of ramen instead of individual packets, you'll save a lot.
also, get a pack of spam and a 25lb of rice.
it's so much cheaper this way.
also, fried spam and rice is amazing.

Attached: basics.jpg (844x375, 130.32K)

That would last me about 2 weeks. I'm 280 pounds.

This. That's what I meant. Thanks.
People eat the disgusting shit that is brown rice?

It's a good one.

Bro that shit's like 70% carbs and 25% fat, you're gonna fucking die.

Attached: real schizo hours.png (1186x765, 41.73K)