/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2120 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Oh yeah? Where's your COVID-19 loicense

so, we have ended the day with a lot of cases in LatAm this day, I wonder if Peru will beat us.

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>have the most viewed corona update livestream on youtube with 40k viewers
>start fucking with it

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It's over.
nytimes.com/2020/03/15/business/economy/federal-reserve-coronavirus.html

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is NYC going into lockdown?

My throat was feeling sore earlier but it went away when I took an allergy pill

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BASED BILL

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Uh why is everyone dead in Vatican City?

only 2%

Why is everyone worrying about TP??

What if the internet goes out??You need to download your favorite anime porn ASAP

What if there's no electricity?? How will you coom? Buy barrels-worth of fuel NOW for your PC!

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will this trigger another housing crisis? If i can hold off and buy a house for dirt cheap i will welcome coronavirus into the nearest boomer hangout spot.

lol

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Kek, witnessed

fuel for the generator, that is LOL

explain why all the countries are shutting down for a nothingburger

reapting doesnt make it any truer only gayer

>Vatican city 892,045 dead
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>Vatican city 892,045 dead
Vatican city 892,045 dead

it's not a hurricane. Infrastructure will be fine.
I'd be more worried about Guns and Masks over anything.

Big Macs are gonna cost $20 while the rest of the world starves.

Oh boy.

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Martial law soon.

If this kills my parents I have literally nothing left to loose.
The swedish government want to genocide the old population,

>you get to fuck Corona-chan but you get infected
Would you do it?

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>Thread background theme
youtube.com/watch?v=imw3wa76p2g

It was good posting with you.

> he’s not printing his favorite anime porn out frame by frame in case the power goes out
Not gonna make it

good thing I never added it to the OP

Would billy be in favor of /herdimmunity/

kek

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Any new studies past 48 hours regarding permanent damage to healthy recovered patients?

making a big batch of chili for the next week at least
who /ckcvg/ here?

try not to isolate your brain. Countries are run by idiots. This didn't change overnight.

Australia doesn't have 300 (5) it's still only 249 (3) you fucking mong. Government sauce and all..
health.gov.au/news/health-alerts/novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov-health-alert/coronavirus-covid-19-current-situation-and-case-numbers

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BIDEN COOFING AT THE DEBATE

HE'S DOOMED

Chile Bros, we only have 75. We have to win against Brazil

there he goes again. holy shit this nigger wont stop

Starting to get real action now. Shills, Jews, Chinks and glow niggers have invaded us.

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>death rate over 100%
ITS OVER

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I love watching this deluded boomer seethe as he worries about his crashing stonx.

I gave up long ago anons, enjoy these few final weeks before absolute carnage.

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I love the Good Doctor.

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So what is the most likely situation for Italy over the coming weeks? Normally you would expect international aid but every other country is going to be dealing with the same. How does this play out? What does it look like when a first world country just fucking collapses in 2020?

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YEs, and Please dump all of your corona images immediately

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Yes. Mating press then impregnation.

oh boy

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I'm hoping grandkids will have of lots Boomer cars to sell off once this ends.

What's going on

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I hope niggers will rob you and rape you

898,546 deaths now

NOTHINGBURGER

MEANWHILE:
Medical emergency in Italy

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WHEN WILL THE NATIONAL GUARD BE DEPLOYED?

YES
digits and you impregnate corona

First for figuring it out

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is this a bot

China will come to their aid and stabilize the situation. Once Italy is stable they move on to Spain, France etc following the curve of the disease.

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Gary, you will not be missed when Corona chan gets you. Faggot.

I wish

GOD IS DEAD
HAIL SATAN

looks empty. explain

schools shutdown
I'm living kino

Not a lot of anecdotes out of pasta nigger land lately. Is everyone dead over there now?

NOTHING BURGER

>worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
What the fuck is this? Did this site get compromised or something?

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Stop flooding you bitchnigger for fuck's sake.

In 24 hours yes

THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
>THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
>THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
>THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
>THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
>THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES
>THE POPE DIED 892,045 TIMES

I want to hang out with Corona-chan in underground bunker

youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

look id admire your effort but know that youre a faggot

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NOBODY even knows anyone who knows another one else who has it, not even people from "red zones".
Very few pictures and videos of hospitals and doctors; just a couple diffused by state controlled mass media.
Now it is illegal to exit home and the people are freaking out from thewindows/balconies of their apartments.
Full police state decleared! Military in the streets. Even in small towns nobody is allowed to exit home without a valid signed license, even to go working (the few places that didn't close).
Not even Hitler, Stalin or Mao accomplished to keep their entire polpulations locked at home with full control of their movements. But here people just accepted without even questioning it.
The brainwashed people even goes on social media shilling for this lockdown and insulting people who poses doubts about the democratic repercussions of a military-enforced police state.
The PM just said on TV: "get used to live this new lifestile permanently"
All enterprised and activities are closed.
Everyone will probably lose their job.
We are forced by the army and police at home to avoid we protesting while the government announces total economical collapse.
Pics related are very recent

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nope its a nothingburgerfag going all out today.

Uh guys.... ?

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Men selling their wives and daughters for cans of tomato paste and pre packaged provolone cheese

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Assuming China's numbers correct, what a retard.

Pope BTFO

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/15/coronavirus-health-experts-fear-epidemic-will-let-rip-through-uk
>Public health experts and hundreds of doctors and scientists at home and abroad are urging the UK government to change its strategy against coronavirus, amid fears it will mean the epidemic “lets rip” through the population.
>Boris Johnson “only those seriously ill in hospital would be tested”>Banning mass gatherings would not help reduce the spread of infections, the prime minister and his advisers said
>Singapore has also expressed dismay. “One concern we have with cases such as UK and Switzerland isn’t just about the numbers. It is that these countries have abandoned any measure to contain or restrain the virus,”
>There is also no clear indication that the UK’s response is being informed by experiences of other countries in containing the spread
>he UK has 2.5 beds per 1,000 people in the population, they said, which is fewer than France (6), Italy (3.2) and the United States (2.8)
archive.is/YNrqV

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NEW: CDC NOW RECOMMENDS THAT, FOR THE NEXT 8 WEEKS, EVENTS WITH MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE ARE CANCELED THROUGHOUT THE U.S.

NEW: CDC NOW RECOMMENDS THAT, FOR THE NEXT 8 WEEKS, EVENTS WITH MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE ARE CANCELED THROUGHOUT THE U.S.

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I was refreshing over and over for fun, and was like wtf! Lol

Some typoed

24 day incubation period retard

>confirmed cases in St. Claire and Champaign counties Illinois
Well this is the end for me /cvg/.

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Guys your Vatican jokes are scaring me.

Hopefully I live long enough to find out!

> Vatikan city detonated the huge a-bomb stored in Vaticans library

theyre also pumping another 200 Billion into mortgages

instant classic

the vatican is literally satans playground

exactly
EXACTLY
See

Why a Nothingburger when it can be a Nothingcola

sounds like my retard uncle

herd immunity means that a disease isn't very transmissible because most of the population has immunity, so it has limited ability to spread
usually this comes up with vaccines, but there's no vaccine for this
so they're going to lock up 80 year olds for the next four months and let the disease spread among the healthy

Post your corona chans now pleas

What do you mean now?
Chink shills and glow niggers have been here since the start

based maganigger

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IT'S REAL

WTF????? HOW CAN OVER 800000 FUCKING PEOPLE DIE IN THE FUCKING VATICAN???????

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

W
T
F
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

no its 300 you retard. neck.

why are we panicking when we could be celebrating and thanking God, isn't this the death you all have dreamed of
youtube.com/watch?v=yE3kW9-tjO8

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>be Brazil
>be better at soccer
>be better at carnival
>be better at pandemics

Absolute South American ubermensch. We won most 2009 most h1n1 deaths and we're gonna win this one too!

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based.

people who can fuck with other people sometimes should, just for the fun of it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OzLhXesNkCI

FIRST DOSE TO BE DELIVERED MONDAY IN CLINICAL TRIAL FOR POTENTIAL COVID-19 VACCINE

foxla.com/news/first-dose-to-be-delivered-monday-in-clinical-trial-for-potential-covid-19-vaccine

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>defy order
>lose liquor license
>no longer bar, bankrupt
Brilliant

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Boomers RISE the FUCK UP

Reminder that old people are dying in italy because they have no more capacity in hospitals which is why every boomer from age 80-95 is just left to die when they start having breathing problems.

People under 60 are safe.

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Oh shit. They are reporting China real #s as Vatican city, code writer fucked it up

Remember lads, when bots are in, then maybe something really bad is going to happen.

this got real so fast
last week I was working at half capacity in my asian restaurant and now saturday the shopping mall its located in got shutted down as it is one of the biggest in france, so now im back on the neet lifestyle

i cant even do this with a straight face fucking kek go kys 50 cent nigger

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Your mom counts for 51 due to her weight

Which one of you did this?

Idiot lol it's obviously a glitch

wew

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Staged bullshit. youtube.com/watch?v=9cVn7E12-x0

>implying women will be worth that much

I ALSO GOT DIARREA AAAAAA

>China
>7
Is this bullshit? Because I doubt China would be down that much considering they're the center of it all.

>7 billion people in the world
>6400 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

Based

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I know it's not the best I hope you like my bleached. :)

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So should I update with the glitch or without the glitch?

what did they mean by this?
no seriously, was it botted by chinks or something?

Anyone got the link to the mega archives for Coronachan?

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The Vatican population is only 1000.

lel after today we are fucked my friend, it will peak next month and this fucking retarded country will explode, u better prep while you can

Yes, I would impregnate her.

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Confirmed cases are the lower bound, not the upper bound.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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That has to be a typo. There's no way that can be right.

Remember that the cure will be worse than the disease. Don't take it!

Major of Bari goes to a park (WITHOUT MASK OR ANY PROTECTION) telling people he has to enforce the police state and blaming people outside telling them he's locking down the parks because 3 people togther is a dangerous "assembly"

ansa.it/puglia/notizie/2020/03/13/sindaco-bari-chiude-parchi-e-giardini_2e123357-8d86-41a5-86c6-1a488dbeb792.html

>People under 60 are safe.
Until the ventilators are all in use then they'll be left to die too.

With for LULZ

>The PM just said on TV: "get used to live this new lifestile permanently"
What's his reasoning? Also, source?

>no lyme disease
No thanks.

probably, there were no control in the airports until few days ago

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I want to die old and surrounded by loved ones or screaming and bleeding on a battlefield.

"Gigachad, what financial advice can you give us in these trying times? It seems like this is an economic apocalypse!"
"Only sure way is government bonds. Myanmar to be precise. North & Weingast - Credible Commitment. All fiat currencies are backed by guns, and the Burmese junta will never surrender. Need someone you can trust. With a car, you can go anywhere you want."

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>active cases: -324045
wtf does this mean

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You're the OP. Do whatever you want.

AAAHAHHHAHAHHAA

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Those numbers are actually the ones on china.

yet nearly a million have died. this virus is apocalyptic

Any other leaf-cucks hear the news of lockdown as soon as midnight tomorrow?

post stash!

I got:

>75,000 calories of various shelf-stable nutritious foods
> crossbow and machete and axes to cut wood
>3,500 matches
>enough booze for half a british navy ship
> 60 rolls of deluxe extra-meme TP I actually bought last week on sale lol
>house in the middle of the countryside

who else not planning on being part of the fucking rat race food run at grocery stores tomorrow?

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With

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LMAO its hacked

And then one day you grow up

based worldometer

now we're seeing the real numberinos

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Now it's -900k.

glitch?

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>esa cara
igual ya hay otra version

With. Just for the bots

>He didn't stock up on fedora's
>He didn't stock up on katana's
>He didn't stock up on waifu pillows
>He didn't stock up on piss jugs
>He didn't put all his shoes in the fridge yet

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What happens to uncooked white rice if you put it in the freezer but not inside an airtight container?

I live in Central Texas. How fucked am i? Will it spread fast

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>Still stuck at 6500
>How many days? 4 days? 5days?

But, this is just the beginning.

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People under 60 have better immune system than +80 year olds.

>WALMART SUPER CENTERS ARE NOW CLOSING AT 11PM AND OPENING AT 6AM REMEMBER TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PEAK BOOMER TOILET PAPER HOARDING PICS

WALMART SUPER CENTERS ARE NOW CLOSING AT 11PM AND OPENING AT 6AM REMEMBER TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PEAK BOOMER TOILET PAPER HOARDING PICS

>WALMART SUPER CENTERS ARE NOW CLOSING AT 11PM AND OPENING AT 6AM REMEMBER TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PEAK BOOMER TOILET PAPER HOARDING PICS

WALMART SUPER CENTERS ARE NOW CLOSING AT 11PM AND OPENING AT 6AM REMEMBER TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PEAK BOOMER TOILET PAPER HOARDING PICS

>WALMART SUPER CENTERS ARE NOW CLOSING AT 11PM AND OPENING AT 6AM REMEMBER TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PEAK BOOMER TOILET PAPER HOARDING PICS

WALMART SUPER CENTERS ARE NOW CLOSING AT 11PM AND OPENING AT 6AM REMEMBER TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PEAK BOOMER TOILET PAPER HOARDING PICS.

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he came back like jesus and died again x900000

Site got hacked.

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Here
archive.nothing-burger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/

It will stick to the freezer.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average man uses 6 sheets every day. If you have just yourself, that's less than 1 roll per month. That's under 1 a month! You might need 30 or more to get through the epidemic. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>“There’s still a lot that we don’t know” about the virus and disease it causes, COVID-19, he said.

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If you need to ask this question you are already dead user!

Fucking saved. That's my president.

from doctor in italy i translate: "the most tragic moments are the last hours when the patient feels he is drowned. Even with the oxygen mask he feels he is drowned. That is why, when we think there is no point back we provide the patient morphine. The reason is to relax and not have the feeling of being drowned"

maybe a norovirus, do you feel nauseous?

Vatican city doesn't have even 1 thousand people. It's a very small part of Rome, you cunts need to calm the fuck down.

WHAT

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Literally already have in Georgia.

official source or the rumors?

use the pasta next time

>what do you mean you can't build a hospital in 10 days?
>oh you want your made in china drugs? sorry business is closed
>wuhan biolab? never heard of it lol

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>With an area of 44 hectares (110 acres), and a population of about 1,000, it is the smallest sovereign state in the world by both area and population.
Yeah someone's cat has been sleeping on the keyboard again.

I'm in north Dallas area and I may have it. Panic.

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I actually think I have it, cough sore throat breathing gets more laboured every day, fever, body aches. I'm 24 beat cancer last year so immune system weakened. I have worked from home since the cancer, and haven't really left a lot but my fiance is a teacher and I may have gotten it from her. It happened out of the blue too started with the dry cough, then fever and now i have to focus on breathing. I accepted dying with the cancer last year, I've already made my peace with death.

It kind of excites me that the world is burning, I'm going to be part of the purge.

Does anybody here actually check the credibility of these sources?
With a simple google search I've disproven most of these.

Example the tesites one, there is no proof. The only basis is that SARS affected fertility in SOME of the cases.

Please don't spread half truths

spamfaggot: b&

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Sauce fella

>Didn't go for digits
I refuse to check this.

What we need is a super spreader to hit the lines

lol what the fuck is happening

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Wait. I thought you died?
Who the fuck are you?!

When your immune system has to kill patches of infected cells in the walls of your lungs you're going to drown in your own fluids without a ventilator.

Turns into orzo

Fuck you, Gary

China will send help. Lots of chinese in Italy

The OP links are mostly garbage but they're tradition at this point

ok which one of you fuckers did this?

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>more deaths than cases

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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Can someone post the audio with subtitles where Italian docs talks about this? Also the spanish one with subtitles if possible

youtube.com/watch?v=9_UPvJOs1mE
at around 2:58
Too bad there are no english subtitles

It's in the plastic bag it came in. But I just wrap it over itself like a breadbag. Will it spoil?

prove it

jesus resurrected them only for them to be killed again

>92% DEATH RATE WITH CASES IN THE NEGATIVE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
its habbening lol

worldometers needs to unfuck their shit

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You probably do. Most here probably do already.
It had an R0 of 4.8++

Pic related.

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yeah, but this is a sequel to sars

7-1

Why are we listening to the CDC? Soon they're going to say everyone needs to kill themselves to prevent getting infected.

happening cancelled

China health officials doubled down and tripled down on the claim after doing sperm counts, so the study ended up being right.

It literally causes everything so probably yes.

>The average man uses 6 sheets every day
wtf

Vatican is more than RIP

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youtube.com/watch?v=3NDMR4Hnpfo

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Only 898,546 deaths? How long has it been stuck at 898,546 deaths like 4 or 5 days?

Can italian friends chime let us know if you know anyone who has it

These should be put in the pastebin of OP

worldometer glitching out lol

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Based Satan

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Not everyone who has it has drowned in his own fluids without ventilators.

I keep telling them this but OP believes anything

I don't even know what the fuck the youth are saying anymore

source please

Have you guys inventarized your food? (amount, cal/100g, best-before)
If not, how do you know how long it's going to last you and how much you should eat per day?
Don't just wing it.

WELL, THEY WERE VERIFIED BACK WHEN PEOPLE STILL CARED.

I hope someone shoots me before it gets to that, fuck drowning

Not a bad idea actually, you first comrade

Once people begin to get their relatives back directly from the crematorium, that's when the real hate for china will begin.

Honestly, China is done in global politics, fairly sure.

AVOID PUBLIC SPACES
The schizophrenics are getting freaked out

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> -2% serious or critical
we did it

doubles and it was all the JEWS

Oh well enjoy a video.

Severe rationing. Hope for the best.

But you are wrong. I understand your objection but it's wrong. The Chinese followed up on it and did sperm counts. They doubled down on the claims. Lower sperm counts are happening to many men.

>hospital
It's not very difficult to stick some mobile buildings with beds on a site in ten days.

nothing, just that, rumors

But I wouldn't be surprised to see a massive fuckery tomorrow, my normie ass friends are panicking because the "LCBO is gonna close!"

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..and you stop beeing relevant to society

That explains why re:zero was delayed.

Lots of people died to the SARS vaccine. Same will happen here.

oh fuck it's real

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i mean, this looks like something quickly and newly set up, not a normal hospital, so are they showing new spaces and you are misleading us?
or is this really how italian hospitals look?

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Maby they got a fax from God on new arrivals?

CHECKED

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>double doubles

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It will be fine.

ok which one of you faggots was it?

This is an accidental leak of actual death #s for china

Yes I have a spreadsheet dedicated for this including estimates for longevity after BBE date.

I bet the data comes from worldometer that has Vatican on the top too

Moishe, WHY?!

Depends where you are. Lockhart will be cozy. Round Rock & Temple won't be too bad given lack of niggers. San Antonio will be hard mode and Austin will be nightmare. You think it's full of liberals and faggots but mixed in there's plenty of gun-toting conservatives. Plus homeless aids zombies.

If you don't have a gun you deserve to die. There's literally no waiting period. Go to GT Distributors and pick up a surplus police Glock if need be.

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Based
Fuck wagies wanting to shift time on us. So they can have extra daylight.

Today is the first day of CNN Brasil on TV here
and it's garbage

Im winging it. I figure i can sleep/do nothing all day and just have a single can of meat a day with some rice.
Or just binge it all one day and pray for my fat reserves to become useful.

I love you Gary!!! It's not a tread unless you're there!! Thank you!

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>classes still not cancelled countrywide after exponential growth in cases
We are really doomed aren't we

statistically you would have to know 2500 people in italy to know someone who has it. I don't think you got that many friends pal

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SHUT IT DOWN!

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ALLLAAAARMMAAA
FEMA turns on at MIDNIGHT
This means
NO INTERSTATE
and possibly no internet or cellphones depending on how much information slips through the cracks on how mismanaged fema is.
ready.gov

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The 'real numbers' don't exist because they were never accurately recorded. Even in the West it's not being recorded if your symptoms aren't severe.

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how very ignorant of you. allow me to spoonfeed

youtube.com/watch?v=3Sh7hghljuQ

Best

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Someone must have hacked it

It doesn't matter where you are. Texas has a large urban community who will flee to the country side when they're all infected. Sooner or later, she's coming for you.

Yeah but I think that's just from the fever

Get yourself to hospital. It ain't time to quit yet

Argibro the shills are trying to fatigue you with bullshit arguments every thread. Don't give them weight, silly.

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This

they need to pay for this. No other way

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GODDAMNIT IT IS CHINAS REAL FUCKING #S

Cure

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as planned

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You forgot all the kids in the underground vatican city.

I cant fucking drive anymore without serious protection, I drive rideshare, I picked up a bartender who is exposed to a high number of people everyday, fuck,

The Vatican has clearly opened the gateway to hell and the ghouls of corona-chan are flooding through.

Here's some AI generated Corona tunes encase anyone missed them earlier

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Are u putting beans in it

Pope! No!

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"Can" doesn't mean "will". Can it happen? Yes, there's been cases of that. Will it happen? No necessarily, because there's cases where it did not happen. What should be done? Say that it cannot happen because it only happened a few times, or say it can happen because, well, it happened a few times?
I'm fed up with people screaming "fake news", "nothingburger" and "debunked" when the source says "may", "possible" or "can" with examples of cases where it actually happened rather than pure speculation ("the virus could teleport you to another dimension if you sneeze into a magic star on level 3 of Chocolate Planes, we've never seen it happen, but because we didn't see it happen doesn't mean it can't")

Your constitution states that people have the right to bear arms
Look at my posts and you can guess why.
Just withessing from the red zone that nobody knows anyone who has it
The streets are full under military control and no one can go out of home and people keep supporting this extremely liberty restrictions (at least this is what the media keeps telling us)

runny nose isnt a symptom. you got normie flu, not chad flu.

Those are the actual real numbers for deaths in china

How come could someone typo that hard? This is VERY weird. Numbers looks like they were meant to be that

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I bet it was Gary.

Relax and mega-dose in vitamin C

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Here:

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

oof i have it on my desktop but cant be arsed to upload it sorry

102% of the herd officially immune

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>USA taking the AnCap approach
>Italy taking the FEMA Camp approach

How are the betting markets on who is gonna make it?

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Nothingburger user, your numbers are fucked.

Whats the new link?

If someone's sick
In the neigbourhood
Who you gon' call?
Coofbusters

Holy shit, Vatican city is full of sinners

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didn't it come crashing down in a week, with broken plumbing and electrical malfunctions?

FACT: the majority of people will get this and be fine

FACT: confirmed cases are only tested cases this has been circulating everywhere for months now, the death rate is minuscule

FACT: Italy is seeing high numbers of deaths because of an unusually old population

FACT: Even Italy's deaths will start leveling off now

FACT: This will be over by mid summer

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Good luck user. Focus on breathing deep /belly breathing and start mega dosing vitamin c (2000mg or more a day) garlic cant hurt either. Dont give up, God bless you.

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> more dead than infected

Did Satan just invade the Vatican?

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>Takes vitamin C

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the only thing dumber then e-thots are the morons that give them money

damn vatican city looks like that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Taiwan lies
DELET

>6699
nice nice

o fellow ontario leaf! i did another stock up today, things are eerie. less cars on the road, walmart (really wanted to see how the normies are doing) was calm but noticeably fewer people. stock was low. milk, eggs, TP, disinfectants, all gone. meats, canned foods, non perishables, low stock. ammo was also sold out at sail. dont normies realize you can order LCBO online and get it delivered?

Fuck that shit. This is a nightmare

archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/_zMisc/Italy doctor audio leaks - 247254277.mp4

Hang in the buddy! :(

why do you care, you have herd immunity lol

we weimar now motherfuckers

reminder that the population of the Vatican is about 1000 so everyone there has died approximately 890 times and are still infected with like 500 strains each

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"Recovered" interview on KPCC radio just said it cost them $15k total with multiple hospital visits and various tests they insisted before being willing to give the covid test. I need out of this fucking CUNTRY

>Nice nice
Nice nice nice nice!

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Listening to FDNY scanner they have a confirmed case now

REPEAT WITH ME BONG:

HERD _________