In 3 weeks

This nice black family knocks on your front door. You open it.
They are all there nervously smiling at you.

>user, we’ve heard that you’re such a good prepper! You must have enough food in there to last years! You’re so smart. This Corona Chan is crazy, right?
>Listen. We’re starting to get a little hungry, user. I know we should have prepared better. But all we have left in the house is watermelon juice and crackers.
>Could you spare a little food for our family user? We would so appreciate it, and pay you back when this is all over. You can even bang my wife. She does anal.

What do, Yas Forums?

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what do you think all the guns are for?

Deer hunting? lel.

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Shotgun a few feet back so the spread hits them all. It's lose-lose either way. You feed them they never leave and keep eating your food. You tell them to leave and they'll be back with hood rat friends to rob and kill you.

Kill them, and leave their bodies as a sign that outsiders are not welcome. Then use rotating shifts to see if anyone else comes looking for them, kill them on sight. On property or off.

Should I string them up, like they do in Unforgiven? Wit a sign or something?

I need to get some wood for that. I have wood around the workshop, but need to support the weight of the bodies.

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>You can even bang my wife. She does anal.

oh well... come on in!

>few feet
>spread

you have a 3 inch shotgun barrel?

>family knocks on your front door. You open it.
>you open it
NO CHANCE

Yeah, it would take 3 shots at least.

>father first point blank in the head.
>2-5 shots when the women start running away.
>pistol to finish them off if wiggling.

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Let them in so they can join my raiding party as I go on a raping and looting spree in white un-defended neighborhoods.

>implying the nigger dad is with the family
In what universe?

>user, we--

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Point taken. But for the purposes of the situation...

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>wuz

Help them out as I have enough food for years and this will blow over in a few months

Imagine being this Leaf. Like waking up in the morning and being this Leaf.
But no hard feelings, NA Alliance bro, at least you’re not as cucked as the Swedes.

Shoot them before they even speak. Throw them in pre-dug grave out back. Come in and eat tendies.

Not into bestiality, or adultery. Feel free to trespass on my property again, when you would rather face a quick death than starvation.

Good day.

pol would be too horney at the young Black girls hehe

>Hear knock, see niggers
>Obviously don't open door
>Yell that you're armed, gun is loaded with 00 buck and pointed at the door
>3sec to get off the property or you're gonna need a new door

>You open it.
That's where you're wrong, bucko.

Trick question, they would never get past the perimeter Nigger Watch my neighbors and I have set up on our street.

>opening my door to niggers
I would never do that OP

This is a thought experiment, user.

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user, please let us in. We'll do anything you want.

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honestly, id feed kids and wife and leave the man out.

color aside, i cant have respect for a man that offers up his family in exchange for food. even if i wouldn't touch that thing with a 10 foot pole, i have principles.

No need for the wife Mr Negro. Here's the deal... You never mention this to ANYONE and you never return here after you leave today. I will go get you some spare food.
>Bring mayonnaise and Earl Grey down for negroes
Y'all have a nice day now

It’s a shame that I would have to rape them after I shoot them. Usually, in ideal situations, you want it the other way around.

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tell them to fuck off and close the door on them than yell "you should have prepared when you had the chance"

I have a no inch barrel for just this occasions

Your wife, for 2 rolls of TP and several cans of chef boyarde beefaroni, I'll throw in some expired milk if you have a daughter

>Implying I even open the door

Give me your daughters and they will survive the end of days as holes for free use

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give them some pasta and give his wife the BWC up her ass

Ask for the wife AND kids.

Based.

>implying i live in country with niggers

> Kangz n' shieet

>kangz

What is your memeflag, user?

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based Satan trips

Checked.
So close to that magic 4 digit number.

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They would have never made it to my frontdoor.
Despite the memes i own 2 rifles, a shotgun and two pistols.
Seeing how people reacted here in the last week i know that a gun is all the prep i need. I'll never go hungry during the pandemic.

Life is so cruel

polish females are the biggest mudsharks on the planet.

You've never been to Moldova.
Polish bitches are saints compared to these slavic thots

I can attest to this. When they move to London they always have a nigger or sand nigger walking with them.

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Black "families" don't have fathers.

This user gets it.

>Moldova
>Slavic

Again, this is a thought experiment, and a way to mentally prepare.

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>black
>family

We're only doing realistically possible scenarios user, not complete hypotheticals

whos the hoe?

>I'd be glad to share friend.
>Have a few bags of potatoes.
She does anal.
>That's where poop comes from.

Stare them down silently while holding my sawed off until they back up and leave

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Kek based

Anybody standing there that’s over 20 is not welcome in my hoome.

newfag
kelly baltazar

>You open it.
What? No! I blast both barrels of my 12 gauge, then my 20 gauge, then my 3 gauge just like Uncle Joe told me to.

Not this kid kek. Black pussy looks like roast beef.

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I’ve banged a few negresses in my day and it looks exactly like horse pussy

I tell them that if they all kill each other battle royale style I will let the last survivor in.

This. Shoot the man and free the women because he's clearly using them to appear more legitimate.

Thank you!, I said this to my ex and she just looked at me like I was mental. It DOES look like horse pussy

food for my basement pig farm

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>Shoot
>Have Dark Meat for Dinner

>This nice black family knocks on your front door.
Good luck finding me at home, my family and i will be far away from any scummy paople.

suck my dick faggot i cant remember her name