/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2119 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

IS CANADA GONNA BE OK???

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Shutdown rumors

mobile.twitter.com/felixdennis123/status/1239324749806870530

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I don't need to pay my debts or find work if I'm dead.

It's like God knew where I was heading to.

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Fuck
It's actually real
>yfw you realised Deux Ex was prophecy

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll every day. If you have a family of 5, that's 120 rolls a week. That's over 1,000 a month! You might need 50,000 or more to get through the epidemic. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

I see Gary is still here

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Based white friend.

virus fucking the markets tomorrow
you will lose all your 401k's unless you reply to this post

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My dick is the worst victim in all of this
These corona drawings have RUINED him / it

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Canada was never OK

Nicadagua calls a Massive MARCH to inform habitants on COVID-19

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We are fucked, it can get even worse than Venezuela

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When this was for all intents and purposes only in China I asked my psychiatrist what he thought about it. He said millions of people are going to get it and a lot of people are going to die.

too little, too late

What are the transmissions?
It is airborne, but can it be spread by other means like sweat or other body fluids?

cant wait for dead shit skins
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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Any crossposter from another board here for the first time since the 2016 election for the corona outbreak? I can't be the only one.

I have to say, this place is now far more retarded than I remember. You can tell rebbit zoomers are now the majority

you fags are actually panicking over a relatively harmless virus?

HELP NEEDED!!!
Can you anons help me a bit?
I need footage, either webms or pics, of people wearing full face or half masks in supermarkets and similar places.
I need to convince my father of the necessity of buying one for him, and the footage would greatly help my case. He doesn't think the pandemic justifies it, but maybe seeing people wearing them in the regular can change that.

Bonus for footage outside of china, like italy or spain.

Thank you anons, stay safe and prep properly

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114925/Britains-coronavirus-crisis-Spring-2021-7-9million-people-hospitalised.html

OH NO NO NO

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS.
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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>country on lockdown
>everything except grocery stores and pharmacies is closed
>sporting events and concerts canceled
>cant even wander outside
>cant even go fucking drink
>can only jerk off to traps and shitpost

Nobody told me the pandemic will be preceeded with this much boredom

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS.
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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Anyone here /infected/ yet? Im pretty sure im getting it and wonder how the current roadmap of symptons is gonna look like?

OKAY I WANT THE HAPPENING TO STOP NOW

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Are we winning lads?

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this pasta is getting boring

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YOU ARE INSANE.

lmao that fucking sucks

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Based

Did the nothingburger fags already apologize?

aerosolized, spreads via droplets too

It's no rumor.

Many municipalities are already voluntarily shutting down services, along with some private companies.

Grocery/pharmacies/hospitals will remain open though.

This happening is pulling all the rare flags out of the woodwork

We're looking at people who got infected early/mid february

give it a week or two friend :)

>he thinks its all gonna be ok

we're already dead retards

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* Soros owns company where Coronavirus broke out

* Israeli-linked Dr. Charles *Lieber* arrested for receiving payment and smuggling bio-material to Wuhan University,

* Israel was "already working on vaccine"

That's some MIGHTY BIG COINCIDENCES

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>CHING CHONG NIP NONG FONG, NO SPEAKY CHINASHIT.
>YOU CHINA SHITBUG SPEECH VELLLLY BAD ENGRISH.

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

YOU CHINESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE. YOU CHINESE ARE DUMBER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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One roll per day? The eternal coomer

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

If I survive this bullshit I'm going to vote for Andre Ventura for president.

Literally, God if you're listening right now, just let me be alive to be able to vote for this guy. You can kill me right aftweward.

!!!BREAKING!!!
THREE CASES REPORTED ON LITTLE SAINT JAMES ISLAND

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let me tell you about HERD inmunity

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All bodily fluids. Including shit.

hawaiinewsnow.com/2020/03/15/returning-travelers-face-hourslong-lines-coronavirus-screening-chicago-airport/
>Chad Wolf tweeted Sunday that the government is working to add virus screening capacity and is working with airlines
>Huge lines and hours long waits for the required medical screenings formed even as health officials called for “social distancing”
>infectious disease expert says that the crowds could spread the coronavirus but that they are likely to continue.
>Trump considering imposing restrictions on travel within the U.S. to areas hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic
>Passengers were in line for up to eight hours Saturday while waiting for enhanced screening measures
>passengers reported they had gone through customs without being asked any questions
>The European travel ban, which went into effect Friday at midnight, bars foreign travelers from many European countries from entering the U.S. for 30 days
archive.is/Fc1Il

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Big titty corona required boys

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD.
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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I just want to kill the unarmed Europe meme.
It's just the cucked fake countries like belgium or uk that are unarmed.

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Tfw €300 eur fine for going outside with no purpose

The 2009 swine flu killed between 150.000 and 500.000 people.

1/2

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My Colombian Au Pair just heard her grandfather died of “pneumonia” and her grandmother (other side of family) is in the ICU with “pneumonia” too. Doctors said they “don’t think it’s Corona”. She can’t fly back to see either of them for the funeral or visit because she had to self-isolate in a hotel for 14 days.

This is definitely Corona isn’t it.

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Some Canadian and American updates.

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But but but more people still die from Influenza and traffic

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2/2

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER.

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Over 10 years time

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oh user

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why suddenly this worldwide mass hysteria over some kind of shittier version of the flu?
its killed 6000 in 4 months, calm the fuck down?

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Grave concern

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here negro

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The US Army created the coronavirus: twitter.com/zlj517/status/1238111898828066823

They said it was fake but Twitter found out it was fine and chose to keep it published. So it's most likely true.

I don't need it. I use bidet

Hell of a range there spainanon

I cant get u a vid now but the people at my local grocery store just started to wear mask (which is very concerning since the only one with mask access in norway is the state health department) so shit is very real, can film tommorow if im not quarentined by then

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS!
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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WHY IS INDIA SO LOW??

Argiebro is the MVP of this virus.

No one is panicking here.
We have prepped for this for months, some have even prepped for years.
We are ready.
Are you, nigger?

depends on what province you are in. i think ontario will handle it best. bc the worst. if we close the boarders and quarantine the rest of the provinces will be spared for the most part.

>Meriti sa fii surprins!

Trying to tell an alaskan doctor the coof is airborne and hes unable to get the links in the pastebin working. Whay do?

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WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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N:A is a shit game and only sold because of toobie's ass.

I wish I could help in some way

NEET with hazmat suits, gas mask and 25 particle filters and 2 years worth of food

Kinda wanna help make a difference for the better you know? But no one wants me :( just like before

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I flew from SF to Boston today. Do you think I'm #infected?

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ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
>ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
>ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
>ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
>ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT
>ASK ME HOW MUCH ONIONS I JUST BOUGHT

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Reminder that Anime is the only known cure.

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS!
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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ATTENTION WAGIES

work must go on as normal, the economy must be protected as much as possible. Your inevitable death and sacrifice will be remembered.

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Looks we're going to die virigns, anons. How crule is that?

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I see you're back then

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FUCK KIKES

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I don't know, that are the data that we have available.

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER!

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>coronachan finally shut down my gym

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In 5 days brazil will join the 1000 club

Influenza and traffic are still more deadly.

When this is completely dead in 2 months, will doomfags apologize for being infinitely obnoxious? No

I'm starting to panic that I'm infected. One guy from work spent the 6th-8th out in NY to meet up with his e-gf and another guy spent most of last week in Pakistan visiting family. Today I'm realizing I'm having slightly harder time breathing but no one else from work has mentioned any issues and I am asthmatic so I may just be overreacting. No fever, no sore throat, just difficulty getting a full breath sometimes and a bit of a cough. What do I need to do to get myself tested in Texas?

these pics are the best. has anyone seen one in person?

It is common knowledge women enjoy more sex with other women in general, I don't feel less manly because of it.
On the other hand people watch blacked porn because they are obsessed about niggers with dicks bigger than theirs, I find that this people prefer anal as well because of the same reason. Literally the bottom most common denominator grunt-tier of the barrel porn taste.
>She uses her fingers and is superior to you
Why you assume I'm not good using my fingers in women? Projecting much?

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME, NOTHINGBURGER

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Don't die a virgin

WOW IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

>ID
>Spamming
>obvious bot
MOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

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I still need some big tittied Corona Chan

Saw post in last thread about medical worker's PPE.
My department sent us the WORST masks I've ever seen. They're small, thin, don't allow air through the tightly packed fabric, have one shit strap, and the metal tab for nose fell off all of them. Effectively useless. I'll bring my respirator to work from now on.
BTW I'm fucked because all my coworkers don't give a fuck about the virus and they're absolute animals who cough and sneeze on everything and never wash their hands. I'm stuck with them for 24 hours a day.

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME. NOTHINGBURGER

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DUDE
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

I am still hearing people claim flu is worse.

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No

Probably. Shit sucks, user. We're all hurr durr muh happening and fucking around with maymays but when it hits you personally, it stops being fun. My sympathies.

omg ontario bros, we are going to make it

Go to Last Messages jewtube channel. His newer parts should have non china videos. Useless to link as all must be hooked to see. But he's got the best collection. If you really want to see the progression in China--start at part 1. Part 9 did me in.

Hands down the best collection and most vigilant against fake shit on the Interbutz.

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If Trudeau\s family didn't get the disease we would have been fucked but now that his retarded policies are directly negatively impacting him maybe he will shut down the border

I have sent Coronachan to be your saintly mistress. Follow her seven divine rules and you shall not only evade her wrath but win her most generous favours.
Her rules:
>1. No traveling, tourism, and definitely no “sex tourism.” She wants you to stay home and to stop running away from yourself.
>2. No public transport, especially buses. Dirty people take public transport and she doesn’t want you to share mindspace with them. Buy a car to run errands, even if it’s a shitty one.
>3. No conferences or events to “network” with other professionals. In fact, don’t even commute to work, it’s all a massive waste of time you could be spending to grow your career to make more money for her instead.
>4. No parties. No strip clubs. No prostitution. Again, it’s all a degenerate waste of time and money, and she wants to see you be productive. Read a book or work on the house to pass the time instead.
>5. Don’t eat out, get fast food, or Starbucks. Plan and purchase your meals ahead of time. She doesn’t like your pot belly, and you’ll lose weight a lot faster this way.
>6. Don’t be a gym bro, that’s gay. Buy a standard set of kettlebells and a pull-up bar and lift at home. (Muscles won’t get as pumped, but they’ll look “denser.” She doesn’t like overly muscular men.)
>7. Practice good hygiene. Take a shower and change your clothes whenever you come from outside. Wash your hands before and after meals and going to the bathroom. Stop picking your nose. Keep your apartment tidy. Cleanliness is sexy.

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UK news trying to shame preppers.....LOL

>It's accelerating and they can't cope

Don't know if it's true.

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What's the HERD meme all about?

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HOW MANY ONIONS DID YOU BUY user

>5
3 at most

i know this will seem random, but did you buy any onions recently? if so - how much?

I think bc will handle it better desu. We've been building up our medical system while Ontario has been gutting theirs. Also we have way less people to worry about

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME. NOTHINGBURGER!

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>All schools getting closed this Friday
>I still have to work on this crowded fucking place
why must nurgle love so much?

So reinfections are cancelled?

Just wash your ass if you run out. It's not that big of a deal ffs.

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Wrong.

>A study published today in The Lancet Infectious Diseases Online Firstexternal icon provides the first global estimates of how many people died as a result of the 2009 H1N1 influenza pandemic. The study, co-authored by 9 members of the CDC Influenza Division, used an improved modeling approach which resulted in an estimated range of deaths from between 151,700 and 575,400 people who perished worldwide from 2009 H1N1 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated.

cdc.gov/flu/spotlights/pandemic-global-estimates.htm

will the world strike back at the bugmen for doing this?
>will the world strike back at the bugmen for doing this?

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Oh god the Spanish numbers.

Our numbers will climb to 4K in the span of this week.

its too late. they are already gone

I had sex once.
Wasn't that amazing.

digits and we all get an end of the world gf

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First they laugh
Then they get angry
Then they get sad
Then they accept

No. It's all memes. Everything is business as usual in 99 percent of the world

How come Corona doesn't decimate bat population if it kills and sterilize humans?

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BREAKING: GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL: FIRST DOSE TO BE DELIVERED MONDAY IN CLINICAL TRIAL FOR POTENTIAL COVID-19 VACCINE - AP

HAPPENING CANCELLED??? I WANT THE WORLD TO BURN.

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD..
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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Thanks, need more before I send them to him in bulk
Keep them coming

A friend of mine has been quarantined in her own home, she has the worst cough like a chest infection she has ever had, it has her freaked out. Is there any reports of infected that were showing no signs of a fever? Because she doesnt have a fever

Checked and delivered.

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Yep. My boss just sent an email telling us to wfh tomorrow.

Isnt the fine only in case of non-compliance?
Also you can go out for a walk alone, it's perfectly fine for now

Gen Z little sis

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da fuck? that guy is Yas Forums hero

And when the estimates are out for this virus, they'll be in the millions.

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I want to know this too.

Updated 2020 version

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS.
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS.
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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No, the panic is over a very deadly virus.

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BC has less population

Also, ironically, zero case in Richmond.

so tiresome

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You're supposed to have it with a female

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS.
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS.
SAD.
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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ONE. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

youtube.com/watch?v=ma-h7AdNLRg

Thank you my good Sir, But i'm afraid this coomer require much much more

based and witness

Thank u user
Bless

checked
but I wanted a bf

Literal translation of the text above is " You deserve to be surprised ".

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS.
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER.

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It's to late for you user, all you can do now is drag as many people down with you before you finally succumb to the kung flu

youtube.com/watch?v=3NDMR4Hnpfo

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Then they backflip

user. check and hell pilled

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You do know what exponential growth is right? If 30% of the world wasn't in quarantine right now that number would be astronomical.

Trials take 1 year when rushed to the max

based

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This.

They just closed all schools K-12 indefinitely in Alberta.

>FED ANNOUNCES "HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT" IN LAST DITCH EFFORT TO SAVE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE

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wat

Wrong - "only if you absolutely must"
All parks are closed

Dude didn't you pre scotch?

a goodie

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autism

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS.
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD.
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER.

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hallo brudder

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Two months ago I was waiting everyday the daily update from china
One month ago coronachan was just arriving in my country
A week ago the normies started to notice her
This week I can't leave my home unless its an emergency or to buy goods of first need
What will happen next week?

God i wish i was part of a bidet master race

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Not even The Who is saying that. I hate how every normie walking around thinks they are qualified to make any sort of claim about this shit when they've done absolutely no looking into the situation. Argued with a family member told me that diarrhea isn't a symptom and can't even name the city that this all started in.

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For morons like you, I wish Germany would go the herd immunity route.

blessed

>CHING CHONG NIP NONG FONG, NO SPEAKY CHINASHIT.
>YOU CHINA SHITBUG SPEECH VELLLLY BAD ENGRISH.

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

YOU CHINESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE. YOU CHINESE ARE DUMBER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.

200000 soon...

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ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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have her call me

WUHAN INSTITUTE OF VIROLOGY 80 METERS FROM OPEN AIR MEAT MARKET

only weirdos going out with masks at this stage unfortunately

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What kind of female? Cat/dog/horse?

tits or gtfo

>CHING CHONG NIP NONG FONG, NO SPEAKY CHINASHIT.
>YOU CHINA SHITBUG SPEECH VELLLLY BAD ENGRISH.

CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
>CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!
CHINA CREATED THE CHINA BIOWEAPON MURDER DEATH CHILDKILLER VIRUS IN CHINA!

YOU CHINESE ARE THE WORST PEOPLE. YOU CHINESE ARE DUMBER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.

checked

i expect the announcement of boarder closure in the next 3 days tops

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT LEAF BROS !

Hola muchachas! Rate my prep!

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS!
SAD.
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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Did you see our self assessment touch screens for screening flights from China. Or the fact we were still accepting flights from china and Italy this whole fucking time. Trudeau incompetence is actually going to get us killed now.

Bro, show this
pneumonia in young people

twitter.com/donni__69/status/1239245890847637506

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youtu.be/feY5KhdXsUQ

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Cut them off at once.
When it will hit them, they will lash at who tried to warn them. Cassandra effect.
Do not. Trust. Normies.
They will go through preprogrammed psychological responses beyond their control and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Soldiers in the streets enforcing quarantine

Anons I am a bad coomer, But i require every corona chan image

checked user, i hope she is a qt

That shit was so schizo and glownigger that it made my brain turn to mush. You are mentally ill. I hope you know that.

She will come for you user, you better be a nice host for her.

72 ONIONS

just chill for now bro
later everyone healthy will be supervaluable

Depends on how much anime you already consumed

>ate my prep again
out I go again tomorrow

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD!
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER!

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How is that breaking if nobody knows that .. country?

Futures are open, down 5%, damage control engaged

must read report from a seattle hospital:

twitter.com/scott_mintzer/status/1239290389963714562

>Detected: 169,357

Heh, noice...

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Does she fucks good?

wtf is that thing

kek

lentils would have been a much more efficient choice

Noice

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Latest on airborne
airborne science

> Here, we analyze the aerosol and surface stability of HCoV-19
> HCoV-19 remained viable in aerosols throughout the duration of our experiment (3 hours)
> HCoV-19 was most stable on plastic and stainless steel and viable virus could be detected up to
72 hours post application.
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217v2.full.pdf

remains in the air for 3 HOURS!!!!
lasts on surfaces for 3 DAYS!!!!!!!

Inb4Source said:
>IS COVID-19 AIRBORNE?!
It is indeed.
It can survive a minimum of 42 hours on the wind according to a medical pdf I have.
42 hours × mild 40 mph breeze= 1,680 miles in 42 hours.
EXTINCTION
LEVEL

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Nice farts Pedro

Not sure what you mean by an end of the world gf but I just want a fucking girlfriend

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Only 25% or so had fever before admission to hospital.
80+% had fever while in hospital.
Chink numbers ^.
So yeah, you can absolutely have it without having a fever.

EAT BACON!

You really don't understand exponential growth, do you? China's real numbers are in the millions already at this point. The rest of the world will be in a week or two. And it's going to get crazy after, very fucking fast, as everything collapses around us.

kek

March 2020/20

It all comes down

>18 posts

fuck off

everything in ontario is shutting down, our transit is being disinfected daily, etc. we are ahead of you in terms of precautions plus you have local transmission, while we JUST now have potential local transmission in ottawa. also we dealt with SARS. either way, i hope we all do well.

Saved it in Feb

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bats are immune to their some of their own diseases
i though this was common knowledge

A LOT OF PAIN INCOMING

PREPP ANONS, GET GUNS, FOOD, WATER AND A GOOD SHELTER

im doomed, my family didnt listened

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imagine finding toilet paper in a store. such simpler times.

you want meat, dairy, and fruit for the corona. beans and grains just feed the virus.

P1 filter?

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well-fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer-generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world. If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA, and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people were said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world – Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold-blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not accept this.
Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

stop being such a fatass

proof we live in clown world

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Infected_or_Dead/

>28
>chico

Some kind of thorny weed.

The boogaloo starts in 4 days, be prepared

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gary our lord and savior

fucking mentally ill MUTT

Kill yourself future trap

FIRST DOSE TO BE DELIVERED MONDAY IN CLINICAL TRIAL FOR POTENTIAL COVID-19 VACCINE

foxla.com/news/first-dose-to-be-delivered-monday-in-clinical-trial-for-potential-covid-19-vaccine

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Hope u like fasting

Does humidity make corona last longer on surfaces?

Bro's, the more i see this post - the more convincing it is
What if it's just fear mongering after all??

Bats are used to a disease that comes naturally to them you retard. Literally every epidemic is a disease that went from animal to human.

Wish it were that easy, he won't listen until seeing people wearing them on the street. Reason why I need footage of other countries with many cases

>immortal
>sanguine salad
is this a vampire? what are you trying to convey californian?

still young though

those poor poor ladies, why doesn't anyone tell them to stay at home.

>according to a medical pdf I have

Just get some duct tape and rope, way quicker when all you really want is a body temperature sex toy.

idea is virus needs to be widespread among people healthy enough to catch it, only then will it stop spreading, so old people need to stay locked up for months

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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But a virus needs a non-immune organism to replicate.

How are things?

BIDEN JUST COOFED INTO HIS HAND

COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

What did they mean by this

>we'll turn people into money

Th-thanks...

Not surprised! Thanks for the reply. Is there a source about this and can you link it if you can, cheers and stay safe!

It's a bot auto spamming

blessed get user.
double checked

Imagine getting paid to get infected with Corona.

Thank you user

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ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS.
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER.

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twitter.com/DiarioOle/status/1239334385133989888

RIP HERMANOS

I just have cancelled my reservations to my backpack trip to Europe. I had payed around 250 euros in advance, before euro surged against real. I actually won some money in a weird way.
The bad news is that I will probably receive only some bucks from easyJet, as their cancellation policy is a bitch.

wtf?
That's ridiculous

Craig's list ads--lol flagging the price gougers and collecting memes.

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YIKES
ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS.
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS
SAD.
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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Sold all I owned at the top thanks to Yas Forums. Waiting to hit back in.

there it is again
Yeah, i'm thinking the burger has no meat

5 cases in my town.
Non-perishables and toilet paper are gone. Going out for water tonight.
Pray for me, anons.

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Can confirm.

rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5056536/sehraz-breda-coronavirus-16-intensive-care-besmet-covid19
Have a Dutch 16yr/o in ICU

>that Australia does not exist
Thanks for the keks

Thank you, Boris.

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...

I really wish I didn't have to go downtown to the city public building where tons of Chinese are.

They have literal over 9000 immune systems

I still need more big titty corona chan

Thanks bongoloid

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Not only that, if they believe there is no risk, they are likely not taking enough precaution. OP, the last thing you want is to get infected by some fucking normie that thought it is just a flu

NEW: CDC NOW RECOMMENDS THAT, FOR THE NEXT 8 WEEKS, EVENTS WITH MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE ARE CANCELED THROUGHOUT THE U.S.

NEW: CDC NOW RECOMMENDS THAT, FOR THE NEXT 8 WEEKS, EVENTS WITH MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE ARE CANCELED THROUGHOUT THE U.S.

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Why can I find shelves full of this shit? If you catch it your going to have a cough. So if you are going to pass it on without others knowing you need some cough syrup.

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Wear your gear, go see if you can volunteer to deliver things to those who can't easily move around like you can. Decon between every drop point and after each interaction. Check with your local charity groups you feel ok with and see where you fit in. Or better, start with anyone you even lightly know and ask them to spread the word of how you'd like to help them...
You'd probably get a statue of yourself put up in town after all of this.

fuck I saw that coming
this is why young men, strong and fast, are still bested by old men kek
>we own you faggots

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If di gits he will drop dead live on air before May

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS!
SAD!
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER

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We warned you why didn't you listen?

omg US has a vaccine, who could've guess it

Why tf do i keep seeing this pic

BIDEN COOFING LMAOOOOOOOOO

Not immune as in kills the virus, immune as in it does nothing to them

>you’re already infected

Jokes on him haven’t left my basement in months

thanks user

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>death toll doubles in a week
>its just because of improved testing, goyim
OK BOOMER

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someone add 16+ for the brazillian count, the ministry of health still didnt add some cases confirmed by a few states

I can't find the article where the Italian doctor tells about the severity of the situation.

Don't bother with water.

Fill buckets up with tap water. Far better to spend money on canned food.

link to what you're watching please

Yeah but BC's community transmission was all old age homes. Schools and everything else are shutting down and testing centers are opening. It seems like were taking care of it

>Thank you, Boris.

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i just lost my job
are you guys happy now?

ONLY 6,501 WORLDWIDE DEATHS
YOU HAD 3 WHOLE MONTHS!
SAD!
REPEAT AFTER ME: NOTHINGBURGER!

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nice, little bare around neck, fix that

Looks like her pussy was added as an afterthought

>November 2019 use social media and tech sector promotion to push "okay boomer" meme, and program feelings of hostility in younger persons towards senior citizens
>December 2019 release virus to kill senior citizens while millennials laugh along with mass murder of tens of millions
>enslave millennials

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honhonhon

ok this is cool

Bro, our countries are ran by literal jews who put loyalists in positions of power, not competent people.

Got it now.

Fuck you faggot. I want someone I can lie to intentionally and who would call me out on it. Someone I'd have unmatched complicity with but isn't a guy. The sex comes after.

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My fucking grandma is broken. Wouldn't stop coughing.

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BMI >25 means no ventilator for you!

Thanks fren.

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No. The dread and panic are setting in. I am far from happy.

What is the best long term commercial water filter? I live next to a lake, stagnant though. Looks pretty gross, any kind of heavy duty filters?

Fucked.
Terribly fucked. And it's just the beginning, southern cases still have to explode. It will become a fucking warzone, they can't possibly face what's happening up north, rn.
I'm a northeastern ruralfag and somehow we will survive. But this is the end of Italy. As we know it, at least.

And it's not even the virus that worries me, but what comes after.

nice, proper form

Sell frog legs.

why my onion friend?

good im glad youre getting it together.

going all out today arent we nothingburgerfag?

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surely you get it though. carnal desires are hell. evil lives in the skin.

ok boomer

>livestream collapsed

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

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new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread: new thread:

see the stickied thread fren

Mmmh Gibs me sum dat

Based

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Wtf how much did you pre 5 days 6days?

> wears ppe
> touches their face in public
GG WP.

Idiots.

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Sauce me nigga

Some hardcore leftist nut was screaming at that poor girl over the price of a toothbrush I believe last year, before all of this.. Really messed up.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 20 sheets every day. If you have a family of 5, that's 1 roll a week. That's over 30 a month! You might need 1500 or more to get through the epidemic. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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