Eleventh Democratic Party Presidential Debate

MALARKEY BROS REPORT IN

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Fuck niggers

Piece of shit debate.

Fuck niggers

Imagine having to keep two old boomers from talking over each other in a giant empty room on live TV during a pandemic and national emergency.

Penis

Biden will shit himself on stage

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shut up cuck

WHY THO?
CAN CORONAVHAN COUGH ON EM PLEASE?

Bernie is going to get walked on and act like a pussy. AGAIN.

who here RIDIN WITH BIDEN?

BERNIE BROS GO TO REDDIT

Praying for Biden to work himself into a shoot

>stickied thread
>only 14 replies
Yas Forums is dad

There will literally be nobody in attendance accept chuck todd furiously masturbating in the back

Oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

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Who gives a shit? Just drop out, Barney. Biden is already the winner.

At this point Sanders actually looks more sane.

One of them is going to start coofing

let's get icky in this sticky

Can't wait to hear Bernie Sanders blame the lack of ICUs and nurses on not having a socialist healthcare system...

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Who cares?

>sticky
>less than 100 replies
Its over for demcucks

daily reminder to vote for bernie uwu

ALL OF BERNIE'S MALARKEY WILL BE DESTROYED

ALL OF MY ENERGY BIDEN, ALL OF IT

Kek funny shit tho

OP is a faggot

What time is it on on real metric time?

Will people be there despite the c-virus epidemic?

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BERNIEFAGS ARE DONE

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My god... she's beautiful

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In for bernie

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AHEM..I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
PLEASE STANDBY

the thread literally just started you mega fuckign cuck

Jews did 9/11

>sticky for some minor political event in some obscure third world country
yikes

is comfy zone gonna stream? they've got star trek on for some reason

Wait isn't that Mike The Situation?

imagine being THIS FAR off

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not going to risk it

BIDENKEKS GTFO

Who gives a shit

Digitss and Bernie dies or corona

Shits boring

first page niggers

Who is this?? I am ready to accept leftism now

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Biden is senile. fuck him.

Who fucking cares about this bread-and-circus shit anymore? All of our societal kabuki shows will be dismantled and completely lose all power within the month. The new normal will be a reversion to base survival. Why are we pretending otherwise? Normalcy bias?

I'M RIDIN WITH BIDEN

youtu.be/xdxK_Z9Lo2Y

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/NoRefundsGeneral/

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I hope bernie calls out joe on his dementia and I hope joe manages to keep it together enough to challenge bernie to a pushup contest and then say bernie cant because he would have a heart attack lol.

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This

Dims are useless

>sticky thread for dem debate

Wow. One has legit dementia, the other is self avowed socialist. Literally who gives a shit?

Do people still care at this point?

The real reason for the coronavirus outbreak. And the faking of symptoms by Biden similar to Chin Gigante. The rise of Bernie the communist. The real Russian collusion. Ah. All coming together. Incompetent Joe will be surpassed by Comrade Bernie. The USA will continue to deteriorate because of the propaganda. And Russia come November will have spread the red menace to the West. Putin is a genius.

Bernie will win.

Kek! This will NEVER get old

SHOULD I BET MONEY ON BERNIE WINNING THE PRESIDENCY? ODDS ARE CURRENTLY 29x, SO IF I BET 10,000€ I WILL RECEIVE €290,000 IF HE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

WHERE THE FUCK IS MOMY TULSI

fpbp /thread

>old white men debating

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For years I've been trying to tell all the Bernie supporters what a cuck he is. He talks tough, and it plays well in Vermont, the most homosexual state in the country. But I used to listen to him do live call in's on the Thom Hartman show back in 2008. It was obvious he had no goddamn spine and wouldn't do shit for his supporters.

And when you look at his legislative record he never has.

Why is Tulsi still running?

Goddamn do I hate CNN, these fuckers are so despicable they deserve to be gassed.

Jannies Tongue My Anus

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Fuck off chang

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EVERYONE IS GONNA GET SICK LOL

"Listen here jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. If Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth."

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tfw you will never cum on her ass

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PLACE YOUR BETS, WHICH ONE IS GOING TO COOF FIRST?

Bump

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Hey mod, I get that this is "currently" a relevant political topic and all, but what's your opinion on Corona-chan? Do you think that there will actually be elections this year? Personally, I don't. If you care to reply and if you believe, mind telling me why? I could use some hope now. And not any of that Obama shit.

First!

Only way Bernie is even the nominee is if Biden dies. Seems like a long shot and even then he'd still probably lose the election.

>we called it the "Shanghai Shivers".

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MOD ARE YOU HERE? I WANTED TO MAKE THIS THERAD

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"How are we going to pay the babysitter?"
Nigga, wut? Why do you need a babysitter if you are stuck at home?

>CNN
oh god

FUCK JANNIES

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Wow 10 minutes until the debate and no 999 comments. This place is dead, corona is much deadlier than we are led to believe.

Biden murdered his wife and son
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/08/54-72-191-death-of-beau-biden-joes-son.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/10/42-73-death-of-neillia-hunter-42-days.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2016/03/38-43-68-joe-bidens-march-8-2016-trip.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/06/may-21-2013-day-joe-biden-praised-jews.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/10/26-68-75-76-robert-deniro-and-joe-biden.html

We can only hope they both coof to death.

based

Will Bernie take it in the ass to the dementia patient like a man or will he cry like a pussy?

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checked I am hoping one croaks live on stage

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She is busy overseeing the construction comrade.

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And Univision.

Hopefully we get some hot Latinas.

can hear Sudeikis doing this

what kind of drugs do you think they have Ol' Joe hopped up on to make sure he doesn't lose his train of thought too bad?

Surprised Biden's 'team' even let them do this, they couldn't easily claimed national emergency and cancelled the debate since Biden is going to get absolutely shredded likely forgetting what Coronavirus is and wandering off camera

to get name recognition

Honestly though about trolling my primary vote to try and stop Bernie but it's not worth dying over.

>implying they would give Bernie the nomination if Biden died
They'd give the nomination to the corpse of Jeff Epstein before they gave it to Bernie.

Fucking kek

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Anyone else watching Batman on IFC until this shitshow starts?

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbagz who unironically vote against their own economic interests

FREE TOULET PAPAHS FOR EVERY CHILD
-Bernard Sanders

Who is /ourdog/ in this fight?

There will be US election but the military may be used to conduct them 'safely'

this is gonna be BASED

I hope joe posting is this election cycles give me the delegates donald

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What.

What network is it on?

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watching the debate stream here with fellow Yas Forums anons join us for memes and shitposting
cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug
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First time Bernie tried to run some Malarkey Joes dropping knowledge on that motherfucker.

Who fucking cares.

No Refunds 2.0

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When does someone get elected?

the numbers don't lie, bernie is going to try to physically suck biden's cock on stage tonight. joe will let it happen because he forgot what his wife is supposed to look like

Hoping Bernigger shits on Gropey Joe tonight for the lulz

CNN

>The real reason for the coronavirus outbreak. And the faking of symptoms by Biden similar to Chin Gigante. The rise of Bernie the communist. The real Russian collusion. Ah. All coming together. Incompetent Joe will be surpassed by Comrade Bernie. The USA will continue to deteriorate because of the propaganda. And Russia come November will have spread the red menace to the West.

incel shitposting

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never going white again

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biden becuase easy winn for trump

HOW MANY WORDS WILL BIDEN FUMBLE

OVER/UNDER 15

This is never funny but you autists like always mass reply to this unfunny shit because zoomers are fucking retarded

IT'S A BIT EMPTY IN THERE user!

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Yas Forums reporting

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Joe is great. The memes will be amazing.

>be a part of something greater than yourself
>by doing what I say to in order to alleviate my sense of powerlessness and anxiety over the prospect of you not doing what I want of you

these people are absolute degenerates

Probably antibiotics, some speed, and something to regulate his heart

REMEMBER:

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Not on regular tv at all? I dont have cable

how do we EU plebs watch this?

classic biden
what a klutz

On the one hand, I want insulin to be more affordable to me and on the other I want border control and do not want tranny surgeries to be the public's problem.

there's litearlly a fucking youtube link in OP's post

>cnn.com/politics/live-news/2020-democratic-debate-live-updates/index.html

pre-game right now. don't bother listening to the drivel the panel is giving

Lemme know when it starts, lads. Not watching (((CNN)))

Yas Forums, since the past few months, is being invaded by reddito󠀀rs and discord trannies.
Gonna have to get used to it until the presidential election.

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livestream is on cnn website

>Vice President Biden, what do you think?
>Biden: Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside.’ And I – and he said, ‘I’ll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, ‘What am I gonna do?’ And he said. ‘Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics- – where all the pool builder is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’ I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’ He said, ‘No if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty? And I looked at him. I said, ‘First of all,’ I said, ‘when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.’ But I didn’t know that apology was gonna work. He said, ‘you apologize to me?'” I went on. “I said, ‘I apologize but not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said.’ He said, ‘OK,’ closed that straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

They might as well just declare Trump the winner now
twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/1238624565112131584

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>ELBOWED

I get that scenario under some extreme circumstances, but the shit that's going on now? The market won't last until November. Hell, the people won't last until then. No fucking way. This shit is catastrophic and... I just don't know. I don't believe that there will ever be a cure or that there will be herd immunity. Aren't elections suspended if martial law is declared?

i cant watch these pundits for more than 3 minutes without having severe convulsions

fucking CLOWNS

sleepsnug is that stream related to spooky movie night

Ask your Echo “Alexa, turn on the Democratic Debate” and it should work.

ELBOW BUMP LMAOOO

Many betting places have a hard cap on how much you can win, so you have to check that first.

Change the forehead tattoo to Malarkey

SAY IT WITH ME

MADAME

should be able to find it easy CNN's debate tonight

Half the country still hasn't voted yet, and there are still about 2,000 delegates up for grabs. Bernie still has a decent chance. Only reason Biden made a come back was because the other four moderate candidates all dropped out and practically endorsed him enmasse before super tuesday. They had to scramble with a slew of cheap shots to undercut Sander's momentum since the beginning of the entire race. The DNC knew they were mince-meat if they didn't get out of the way and rally behind a viable candidate to save their party.

Joke's on the establishment Dem's though. It's gonna be four years of Trump all over again.

Okay, this is epic.

Who /senile/ here

Isn't this the one they're doing without an audience?

Gonna be weird hearing Bernie shill for socialism without hearing anyone paid to cheer for it.

I can't wait! I can't wait to see the berniebros mad again! I can't wait to see Biden stumble around like a fucking retard and then win again! This is gonna be great!

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How annoying is FREDO? Jesus shut up fredo

I know. I just wanted to watch on tv. Guess I'll be streaming

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i fucking hate COOPER

inb4 they debate about how much they blame political opposition for disease

Here we go once again, lads!

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Debates when the Coronavirus is ravaging our country? wow

Biden will have like 20 gaffes tonight, forget his own name, talk about how he used to be a black woman during the prohibition and then be sent off into a closed retirement home.

It's over. Bernie won.

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user liked this post

si poor favour

like Trump did with the democrats?

The US has no provision to suspend elections. Even in the Civil War and WWII, they were held on schedule.

>2 fucking 80 year olds make a joke
>2 gay middle age reporters cant comprehend

90% of all questions will be about coronavirus, screenshot this

fuck these punshits acting like it's ESPN

Is Mexicunt gonna close it's borders?

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what kind of shit did they pump biden full of to be ready for this debate?

And Biden will STILL win. Bernie is so done.

digits and joe biden shits his pants

They were trying to impeach him while Corona was spreading in China.

truly mutts

>This virus is coming for all of us
>We swear we're not fear mongering

In Canada all political debates have no audience for this very reason (paid cheers and boos). You get used to it

Zogbot debate.
(((Sanders))) vs (((Biden)))

bernie live chat opened!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=QKYFLk9q_Nk
youtube.com/watch?v=QKYFLk9q_Nk

LOOK WHO ISN'T ON THAT STAGE LOL

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memes

>calling out fear porn for being fear porn is blaming the democrats

WE WILL DESTROY THE BERNIE BROTHERS

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>CNN and Univision

The absolute state of America

BIDENCHADS WHERE YOU AT?

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Bernie is such a loser there's no way he stands a chance, might as well vote for Biden because he's the best chance of Trump getting defeated. Anything other than Biden or Trump is a wasted vote.

if the debate format turned into hell in a cell, no holds barred, who you got?

i hear old joe has a mean slap

literally the best time for it, brainlet

>Democratic Party Presidential Debate

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The sad truth is all the boomers will vote for Biden and boomers are the majority of voters :(

Imagine getting beat in a debate by a man with dementia who fondles little girls.

We need to make a choice:
A pedo kike
A commie kike
A kike supporter

I support the 3rd, just to piss them off.

People die everyday.

I think more towards 60%

CNN JANNIES PLEASE

FUCK

OFF

>Sticky made 15 minutes ago
>Not even 200 replies
Yas Forums is actually, unironically, dead.

Bernie's only chance tonight is to go hard after Biden's mental health, but he won't, because he's a cuck.

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100% there's no audience cause they know the crowd will be on Bernie's side and the optics would be horrible for Biden with one

And he will call bernie a nigger

Imagine giving a fuck about this

GAMES BEGIN IN 60 SECONDS

Biden is on 40 xanax

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How satisfying would you feel to shoot a CNN nigger?

nobody cares
covid 19 takes over

Is bernie anti establishment?

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>Thinking Biden won't win even despite that
It's the BEST part!
Also, did you hear him curse at that construction worker and mock him for getting worried over them "taking your ar-14s(???) away"? And then he tells the voter that he doesn't work for him!
And he's STILL gonna win!

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FPBP

THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST DEBATE user

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The world is watching. Bernie need to grow some balls and go after Biden.

I WANNA COOM IN THAT SPIC

>sticky
184 replies

Pols fucking dead

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There is like this feature on almost every television made after 2010, and also Xbox and PlayStation, and roku, and chromecast, that lets you watch YouTube on your TV. Ever tried it out?

>literally no crowd because of coronavirus
jesus christ how will people gauge a reaction

no no no friend there's no audience because of the pandemic :))))))

Alas, Trump can’t handle two things at once.

Tulsi's Law:
The closer the DNC gets to picking the nominee, the less they care about anyone noticing their bias.

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>sticky
>only 300 posts
Yas Forums is dead

Who the hell cares about the Biden victory lap when Coronavirus is happening?

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BAH GAWD
THAT’S JEB!’S MUSIC

univision lady has nice honkers

Anyone have an embeded link?

everyone is busying dying of wuhan flu

bro's I can't wait for biden to dab on bernie

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Predictions:
>Bernie shits on Billionaires a billion times
>Joe makes several flubs
>Both fail to discuss any actual policy

thyeve got him on a mega dose of B vitamins and adderall

i promise you this dude is pretty much on meth for every televised appearance

Rolling for malarkey

ewwwww posting in a thread created by a m*d

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FUCK YES HOT BLACK LATINA

I WANNA SUCK HE TOES AND DRINK HER PISS

(((Debate)))

Bernie will not confront Biden at all on anything and this will be a "we need to put our differences aside" kind of "debate". Watch it will be the first thing both say

WE ARE LIVE

Chekd and MapleNigger-Pilled

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>jew
>anti-establishment

wow it's in the cnn office space
this is where the whitelash shit was kek

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>that accent
Oh shit, this'll be painful

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Cornpop will be there too

SHRASNMISHION OF DEESEES

Did you not hear the precursor spiel by all the DNC hacks on the CNN panel? "It's a time for unity.." he will fully cuck out.

>Biden will have like 20 gaffes tonight, forget his own name, talk about how he used to be a black woman during the prohibition and then be sent off into a closed retirement home.

>It's over. Biden won.

ftfy.

>my namè is HENNEFER, LOOOOPEZZZZZZ

oh HELL yeah this univision chick is sexy
muy caliente

why are they allowing that accented bitch to speak? cant understand shit

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user, thats some absurd levels of projecting you've got going on

who here /vibin/ with Biden?

cute latina mommy

No

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hot

CNN is already reporting that Joe Biden has come out as the stronger looking candidate after tonight's debate.

So... Bernie wants blacks and mexicans to sell weed after he makes it legal? Lmao

Here we go!

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Biden looks fucking terrible

BERNIE
> BERNIE
BERNIE
> BERNIE
BERNIE
> BERNIE
BERNIE
> BERNIE
BERNIE
> BERNIE
BERNIE
> BERNIE
BERNIE
> BERNIE

BOOMER
VS.
BOOMER

dead. lmao. serves that roast beef right!

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sticky 16 mins ago
220 replies
>Yas Forums is dead
4stats.io/

TOKEN PERSON OF COLOR

I'll be having my live watch party on my discord channel with my quips and witty live commentary!

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shows their wokeness, you don't need to understand her

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what would you do Yas Forums?

her accent is atrocious

Rollan for utter chaos.
FUCK LOW INFO VOTERS (aka Niggers)

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>COOF

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GO ON SICK LEAVE SHARE BLUE NIGGER

YOURE GLOWING

DO IT CORN POP.

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OH NO JOE

joe just coughed

Fucking why did they bring the spic bitch that people barely understand on?

Ahahhaha americans are so SPICKED

BIDENS SICK

>lady with spic accent already
just fuck my shit up

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NO BIDEN COOFD
ITS OVER CORONA CONFIRMED

that gap

>cough

Starts off with a cough

BIDEN COOOOFED!!!!

QUARANTINE!!!

ALREADY COUGHING
>ALREADY COUGHING
ALREADY COUGHING
>ALREADY COUGHING
ALREADY COUGHING
>ALREADY COUGHING
ALREADY COUGHING
>ALREADY COUGHING
ALREADY COUGHING
>ALREADY COUGHING

Post your covid Chad prep gear

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BIDEN COOFED
>BIDEN COOFED
BIDEN COOFED
>BIDEN COOFED

If my ID begins with a vowel, we get four more years of Trump.

Uh oh, Biden has the virus

Bernie is such a weak old man.
Just walk up and take his microphone away, he won't even put up a fight.

JOE IS ALREADY COUGHING WTF

COUGHS ON FIRST QUESTION

Sleepy joe coofing.. looks like he has it!

JOE COUGHED!!!

BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS
BIDEN COUGHING
>HE HAS THE VIRUS

>cough
he has it

Corona stole the show. Nobody gives a fuck about this.

Biden is going to shit himself on live tv.

Biden's coofing!

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BIDEN COOFED

COOF

joe's done

Biden cough count: 2

>Coronabiden

SO DIVERSE WOW

COUGH COUGH COUGH

It begins.

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OH GOD BIDEN COOFED

Coughing starts already

I thought this was going to be a town hall?

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HOLY SHIT BIDEN IS SICK

how much spanish are they going to speak today? theyre on univision.

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>coughing immediately after the question
can't make this shit up

OH SHIT BIDEN HAS THE VIRUS

Tapper looks like he has Coronavirus Joe just coughed. They'll be dead next week.

FUCK:
NIGGERS
JANNIES
KIKES
NIGGERS

Will Bernie attack Biden?

Joe Biden looks sick

fuck democrats

These people will be running our healthcare

He has coughed twice already, once into his hand

why is he sleeping on the floor

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FUCK YEA DIE BOOMER
>FUCK YEA DIE BOOMER
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First answer from Joe Biden, "Coof.."

JOES GOT WUFLU

HE COOFED

BIDEN COOFED

CNN CALLS IT FOR BIDEN. PROJECTED WINNER @ 8:03 PM

glad to see all those loyal young democrat voters attending the debate

INSTANT COUGH

Watching from france, this gon be gud.
And he's coughed once

They bring out the teleprompter for Biden tonight?

FIRST OF ALL.. COOF

HE COOFED

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Biden has it HOLY FUCK

COULDNT GET 3 WORDS OUT

LOL

COOOF COOF COOF

2 coughs from biden
>biden has corona virus
2 coughs from biden
>biden has corona virus
2 coughs from biden
>biden has corona virus
2 coughs from biden
>biden has corona virus
2 coughs from biden
>biden has corona virus
2 coughs from biden
>biden has corona virus

COOF
COOF

BIDEN IS DYING

>hot black Latina
Zoe Saldana?

JOEBIDEN.CUM

BIDEN COUGHED

>has an entire to prepare
>first sentence he coughs and forgets what he was about to say.

k.

Coofing to dab on the virus. What a chad.

>CORONA BIDEN'S GOT CORONA
CORONA BIDEN'S GOT CORONA
>CORONA BIDEN'S GOT CORONA
CORONA BIDEN'S GOT CORONA

Y no mommy?

HE COOFED

go to joe bidem dot *cough*

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>My heart goes out to those- *COUGH*
Lmfao

AHHHH HE'S GOT YHE VIRUS

COOF COOF

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cough cough

JOE IS A COOFER

BIDEN COUGHED!!

BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
>BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
>BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
>BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
>BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!
>BIDEN IS SICK, HE COULDN'T EVEN GET 2 WORDS OUT!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Don't worry, he's not coofing because he has COVID, hes coofing because his throat is dry due to the amphetamines.

He sounds sick.

handsome for an older spic t b h

JOE GOT THE VIRUS

FEMA CAMPS

DOT CUM

>implying WHO has test kits
Europe is not offering any joe

Cornholio 2020 TP for the bunghole

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>COOFING

BIDEN INFECTED
BIDEN INFECTED
BIDEN INFECTED
BIDEN INFECTED

>(FORMER)
WHAT HAPPENED user?

>Drive through COVID-19 testing

OK BOOMER

>EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE'S GOT THE VIRUS

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COOFING

>interest-free loans
He's finished

Biden cough count: 3

joe doesn't look crazy tonight

GO TO JOE BIDEN.COM FOR MORE COOFING

>biden coofs on his hand in 2 seconds of speaking
LMFAO

>I SEE MY TIME IS UP
>COOF
>COOF

its trumps fault. kek

Vive la France libre!

3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS
3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS
3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS
3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS
3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS
3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS
3 COUGHS
>3 COUGHS

3RD COUGHT OFF CAMERA

>my time is up

>ahemoughh

NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS IN

>BIDEN GET FUCKING DROPPED

OLD VS OLD

Jesus christ
>coofs on corona question
>shills his website
>sounds like shit

HE'S DYING
SOMEONE CALL 911

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Good Night sweet prince

Theres not gonna be an election this year.
>agenda 21
>ID2020
>bilderberg 2020
6-13
Get your ass ready.

HE COUFHED

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*coughs offscreen*

K-Street lobbyists block your path

HOLY FUCK CALLED OUT

BERNIEEEEEEEEEEE

FEMA CAMPS

>BIDEN COUGH COUNT
3

THIS IS TRUMP'S PLAN

THIS IS LITERALLY TRUMP'S PLAN

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HE KEEPS COUGHING

Bernie's Plan: SHUT UP TRUMP

>uhhhh... if I was president I would tell THIS president to shut up
nice one, Bernie.

I SEE MY TIME IS UP

already cucking himself with the timer

Bernie the fascist... We have to shut him up!

Biden gonna get Bernie sick

>sticky thread
>only 1000 replies
Yas Forums is dead

> I assume my time is up so please leave me alone
> coof

COOOOOFFFFFFFFF

>just go to my website bro

BIDEN HAS IT!!!!!!!!!

Biden is faking it he wants to go live with Epstein in Israel

>the 79 year old COOFER

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HE'S COOFING MORE

JOE BIDEN?
>MORE LIKE JOE COOFEN!

BIDEN DYING LIVE ON AIR

>Biden going to cough over Bernie the whole time

drink every time Sanders says something should be free

Biden voters be like...
youtu.be/Q9v08TG5Sgc

>BERNIE FUCKING COUGHED
THEY BOTH HAVE IT
>BERNIE FUCKING COUGHED
THEY BOTH HAVE

>Bernie opens his mouth
>First thing that comes out of his mouth is FREE SHIT
Wow.

HE COOFED AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR BERNIE YESSIRSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

My times up
Biden's handlers - Try not to talk much

*cough*

>COOFED
>I SEE MY TIME IS UP

Why the fuck are they talking about what they'd do about Coronavirus as president? By the time they'd get elected, millions will be dead including them.

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BIDEN HAS A COUGH, ALERT THE PUBLIC

Kek

impressive. very nice.

THEY SOUND LIKE SHIT WTF THEY BOTH HAVE CORONA

>Shut this president up right now
LOCK HIM UP

>Bernie Sanders sounding somewhat reasonable when an audience is not around

Who da thunk it?

Get this trending on shitter
>#joerona

>vote for me goyim!

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THEY BOTH HAVE CORONA

ITS OVER

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Trump BTFO!!!

ALL BERNIE HAS TO DO IS NOT COOF

YOU CAN DO IT BERNHARD

BIDENS GONNA GIVE BERNIE CARONAVIRUS FUCK BROOOOS ITS AN INSIDE JOB

Bernie "Don't Worry about the cost" Sanders

Imagine if they both died lol

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>Bernie doing drumpf bits when there is no audience to blindly cheer

What a fucking retard.

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Bernie is right you faggots

COOFING FIT.
PANTS OF SHIT.

>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE COST
What a fucking clown this kike is

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GET INFECTED

>moderator asks how to fix X problem
>bernie blames the current administration
lmao

>As president, I will magically summon everything we need the instant we need it

>BIDEN COOFING LIVE ON AIR
IN THE MUD AND SINKING DEEPER

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All hail Cornholio!
My people have been without TP. No Man should be without TP

FREE STUFF
>FREE STUFF
FREE STUFF
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Checked and this is going into my moe folder

>>((niggers))

Uncle Bernie plan = Wiemar Republic part 2

>do not worry about the costs
This is how you make tests cost 15,000$ a piece.
This is why universal healthcare is a bad idea, aside from the fact that every tard with the sniffles will run to the ER.

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>THE COOFING
THEY'RE INFECTED

>Eurocuck cope
Enjoy having our politics stuffed down your throat

Check'd and kek'd

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I don't think Bernie knows what he's talking about.

nobody gives a shit anymore, they called it for bide already and there are no rallies anymore. it's over

reported

BIDEN LITERALLY COUGHED IN HIS FIRST SENTENCE.

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GE TTHESE NIGGAS SOME GREEN TEA

STAT

oh no that would be terrible if trump won by default

>blah blah blah blah a-a-and another thing

>Imagine if they both died lol

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The 3rd is the best choice out of the 3, and the one that will win.

>I AGREE WITH BERNIE

i will give you everything you ever wanted, for FREE. vote for me. Thank you.

BEST SCIENTISTS IN AMERICA

chill out glownigger

HOLY FUCK TRUMP GETTING BTFO HARD TONIGHT
IT’S GONNA BE BLUE SKIES IN NOVEMBER

Tulsi surge out of nowhere!

Is this a debate or a who hates trump more contest?

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Looks like we're going to be dealing with "ORANGE MAN BAD" the whole time.

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Nowhere near enough booze in the bars next door that are closed anyways

We’ve been through this before with the corona virus

Confirmed psyc op kids

biden / bernie ticket 2020

joe had a cough when he was a kid, to this day he sometimes coughs at inopportune moments, it doesn't make him ineligible for the presidency

>we been through this before with the coronavirus

>CNN using the virus as an excuse to have a circlejerk with no crowd.
This is boring god dammit.
Hope they at least get into an argument.

>slow thread
>no retarded audience
finally
it's comfy

>n1h1

THEY BOTH SOUNDS LIKE SHIT WTF

THEY BOTH HAVE CORONA!!!!!!!!

Bidens dementia and coughing is going to give sanders the dem nomination

This is glorious

N1H1

NIGGER FLU

N1H1 VIRUS

YOOOOOO WTF IM LATE

IF YOU VOTE FOR ME EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE AND ONLY WHITE PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO WORK

IT'S NOT THAT GREAT DESU

TOOLSIE 2020

THE N1H1

HERE WE GO

what happened in africa!!!!!

GREAT......

PANDEMICS

>N1H1

>N1H1

>N1H1

already brainlag for biden lmao

Too late
My time has come
Got virus through my blood
Body’s coughing all the time

Where is Tulsi? So this debate is armchair Presidenting? No issues discussed? Just bitchin' n moaning?

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Is it good that the audience is gone?

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What a garbage topic. They're going to blahblahblah about nothing. Hurr get eleventy gorillion testing sites. Who gives a fuck.

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>N1h15

>WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE IN THE CORONAVIRUSSSSSS
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE IN THE CORONAVIRUSSSSSS
>WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE IN THE CORONAVIRUSSSSSS
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE IN THE CORONAVIRUSSSSSS

Biden losing his mind and it's not even 10 minutes in

>COUGH
COUGH

covid-19 confirmed bio-weapon

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LOL BIDEN LOST ALREADY

-3 COUGHS
-1 WEVE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS BEFORE WITH THE CORONA VIRUS I MEAN UH UH UH THE UH

>1 on 1 debate
>both candidates just keep saying drumpf bad and agree on everything

M1H1

biden already stumbling

how is even joe biden running this fagget is a pedophile, he's suck a fkn nasty prick he cant even hold himself from touching kids in front of the medias lol what a fkn joke

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biden literally cannot create a coherent sentence

Lol
Imagine any of these retards being POTUS

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he's playing the long con

thehill.com/homenews/campaign/487561-biden-has-not-been-tested-for-coronavirus-campaign-says

Whats the deal with Biden sucking WHO's cock? Holy shit the WHO deal with the pandemic in an awful manner, what the hell?

anybody have a stream link that isn't delayed?

>WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE WITH >THE CORONAVI-
>UH THE THE COR-
>THE H1N5 CHINA VIRUS
He's falling apart live on television

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FREE PAYCHECKS
>R
E
>E

>PAYCHECKS

A debate over who hates trump more.

What

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>We've been through this before with the Coronavirus

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Jesus christ man, both these guys sound confused as hell

(((they))) LITERALLY released a bio weapon to force adoption of extreme public health measures they never intend to roll back on
we are in uncharted territory here folks

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BIDEN'S STUTTERIN'

>ARE YOU THREATENING ME???
youtu.be/LHv2dIM3t9I

>>>WE CAN GIVE YOU FREE MONEY WHENEVER ANYTHING GOES WRONG
When the inflation hits call me

crash and bern biden

HAHAHA Joe is blowing it bigly. Fucking senile ass boomer.

>i agree with bernie

good, suck it up joe

LETS BE HONEST

vimeo.com/397832192

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President Hillary Clinton incoming

2ubs = one of them passes out on stage.
3rips = both pass out.
4uads = one of them dies tonight.

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>water marking memes

>We did this before with coronavirus
>uhh I mean n1H1

Two strikes coofy Joe

>the N1H15 virus

GET IT TOGETHER JOE

M1A1

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HAHAHAHAHHA HE'S ALREADY SLURRING

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HERE WE GO WITH THE JOEMENTIA

Did a reporter ask Biden about Dementia?

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I'm riding with Biden. No malarkey pls ty.

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DEMENTIA BRAIN

i thought he was performing well too

It took Gooks eating bats to prevent Biden from sniffing children...let that sink in

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We don't have the staff for a surge. But the staff we need are not first responders, doctors or even nurses. We have one person doing all the Covid testing at my hospital. One. What the fuck is more EMTs going to do to fix that?

BIDEN LIVESTREAMED ANEURYSM

BASED

N1H1
DOTARD CONFIRMED

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>we've been through this before with the corona virus

lol
people will unironically vote for this senile dinosaur

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ALREADY STUTTERING

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

Get these covid carriers some fisherman's frens

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Dementia.jpg

what happened in africa?????

BERNIE COOFIN. IT'S SPREADING.

Biden legit has dementia, doesn't he?

SANDERS COOFED

N1H1

Are you high? Bidens answer actually made sense. Commiefag talked about trump and healthcare

OH NOO BERNIE IS COUGHING

send me a fax if one of them drop dead live
until then fuck off with your corpses

No paid socialists to cheer for communism

N1H1
N1H1
N1H1
N1H1

CORONA VIRUS

user YOU HAVE TO STAY 6 POSTS AWAY FROM ME

>We've been through this before with the Coronavirus

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imagine if bernie had another heart attack. right there on the stage. goddamn that would be glorious

>we've been through this before with the coronavirus

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I think he was attacking H1B visas and I agree with him there

NEED A SCREENCAP OF BIDEN'S 72 POINT FONT NOTES

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WITNESS ME

>Bernie gets asked a question
>doesn't answer the question and rallies against healthcare
Boring.

Biden is getting fucked tonight.

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>muh free healthcare

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THAT'S RIGHT!

BERNIE IS DEFINITELY SICK WTF

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COUGH COUGH COUGH

HOW COME VIRUSES EXIST?

This whole debate is just stupid, there is no point in having a mentally challenged candidate running such an important election, and yet DNC insists on doing so regardless of his cognitive situation

I'M GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR H1N1 RIFLES
t. Joe Biden running for the senate

Does anybody understand what Joe is saying?

Obama's affirmative action hiring through out the government has filled it with a multitude of incompetent losers, and here we are

you're right they are retards but they're no worse than trump tbqh

This is exactly what's happening user, glad someone else is talking about it. I just got done telling the family to expect Marshal Law at some point soon. This is the beginning of something big

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WHAT A SHITSHOW

2020 LIVING UP TO THE HYPE

>tfw he actually gives you a lot of malarkey

>Listen here, fat
>we’ve been through this with the coronavirus

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THE HANDRUB

Get rekt faggotass leaf

NO YOU CANT RUB YOUR HANDS BERINE!!!!

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Nobody cares about two ZOG puppets newfag

Theres not gonna be an election this year.
>agenda 21
>ID2020
>bilderberg 2020
6-13
Get your ass ready.

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OH SHIT DID BERNIE JUST NAME (((them)))

>rubs hands

>Not able to go one response without shitting on the president
Lmao seething kike

>bunch of crooks running the industry
Whoah bernie cool it with the antisemitism

CROOKS ARE RUNNING THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY YESSIRSKIII

I'm trying to listen but I'm just getting more and more frustrated

>this is Trump's competition

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N1GR VIRUS

Don't forget they barred Tulsi from the debate and there's no crowd "because of the virus."
Watch them blow this chance to act civil anyway.

ebola = "that thing that happened in africa"
"been through this before with the coronavirus"

Corona Chan!

>BOTH COOFING
GABBARD WINS BY DEFAULT CONFIRMED

So is every single answer from bernie just going to be "muh free healthcare"