FUTURES TRADING HALTED AFTER IMMEDIATE DUMP ON OPENING

THE FED HAS LOST CONTROL OF THE MARKET, IT'S LEGITIMATELY OVER.

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Based and Apocalypse-pilled

Time to take interest rates negative.

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>monday your gold coins are going to worth 2,000 fiat bucks
Noice

Hope you can eat your gold coins

Golds going to go down too idiot

Nice job... Jerome!

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUNNY MONEY IS SUPPOSED TO CONTROL THE GLOBAL MARKET!!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!

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>up $51.24
imagine literally being a retard kek

print more money, DUH!!! fucking losers, just print a bull market, just print a limit up, just print that shit. SEND ME A FUCKING CHECK

I don't understand, I thought Trump gave a speech and made everything alright with his credible and assured rhetoric.

Gold always wins in the long run
It's literally the only thing consistently having value in all cultures across all of history.

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Food shortages and a weak supply chain.

This is the moment you prepared for, right?

DOW had the biggest rise in history a couple days ago moron

Aren't these just the corrections that were supposed to happen back in 2008?

>please buy my gold for inflated prices

What's happening is that some big money movers are shorting stocks beginning of every week, creating a selling cascade. However, they close their position every friday. Just watch a 5%+ rally this friday as they close their short positions for the weekend.

You faggots care about stocks?

Let's see. What's 2000 times 0 again?

And then rocket during the next recision, my 2oz gold feels good lad

Wait till london opens you 6 year old

Why does everyone on here think us bullion fags forgot to buy food? Gold is literally the LAST prep. It is only for after the collapse.

Water, food, guns, ammo, silver, then gold.

a tepid dead cat bounce. nothing goes down in a straight line. see you at 10k

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3 days wouldn't have mattered, this is pure Trump.

This is the market slowly realizing that America and Europe will be shut down for several months.

It had the biggest drop right before that moron.

it's as though trading were being affected primarily by uncertainty rather than realistic calculations about quarterly profits.

In the long run for sure, not tomorrow like this retard thinks

>was at 29k
>dropped to 21k
>recovers to 23k
THANKS TRUMP

this
the jews better start subsidizing their loans or national socialism will rise again

Yeah they are buying the market

exactly, thats what stocks do they go up and down

Can't have people hoarding money during a depression!
Go out and spend spend SPEND!

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You do realize that amount of volatility is extremely bad, right?

Nice for Trump to autograph Friday's dead cat bounce to a mere 20% drop from peak.

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You should have invested in toilet paper. 3000% gainz. Goldfags are retarded lolbertarians.

Gold is down almost 10% in the past week, it's getting raped too

What food shortages and weak supply chain? I swear you’re the same circumcised retard in every thread mentioning this shit. You need to be killed. Supply chain is normal. Warehouse are being restocked. Truck stock is accelerated. More people stocking shelves. Panic buying slowed down. So long as you don’t want hand sanitizer, masks, or bread, everything is available. Go to CVS or fucking loves travel station if you’re desperate. There is no fucking problem stop meming you fucking dumb kike you need to be gassed I’ll gas you

vix all times highs

Lmao if Trump really managed to fuck up the response to this coof so bad that he literally destroys our economy.

Guess the retards who voted for him should’ve seen it coming given all of his past business dealings.

Due to market manipulation, it will regain its value in the next months

the rise two days ago was because Trump timing a speech saying they'd spend $50 billion on coronavirus prep for the time markets closed. it was always going to be shortlived

Kek'd

Why doesn't Trump just turn the stock button to up? God, what an idiot.

gold doesn't go up in value for any inherent reason, it's literally only worth having for situations like this.

You misspoke initially.. supply chain is not normal.. its going into overdrive.

In fact I think we are going to experience a massive, almost patriotic mass production.

Only thing keeping this thing alive was the fed.
Faith in that institution is all but gone.
Even the "pet rock" wont save us!
Gentlemen... We are FUCKED!

Why do the super Jews get to trade before the market opens

>past week
>Today +27.03 +1.77%
>30 Days -48.55 -3.07%
>6 Months +37.44 +2.50%
>1 Year +231.84 +17.79%
>5 Years +384.69 +33.43%
>31 years +1,146.03 +294.37%
doesn't matter what it does in a given day or week, it's constantly going up as long a money printers go BRRRRRRRRRR

they're so deeply in denial that they would rather pretend the virus is a media-created problem, at the same time as Trump earmarks billions to try to fight it.

cnn.com/2020/03/15/politics/supply-chain-shortages-coronavirus-pandemic/index.html

The only country that can avoid a total meltdown here is China as they can produce the medical supplies they need to work through this. Everything else is just what words you prefer to hear from your leaders while your country burns.

No you idiot its margin call cover, not some magic manipulation. The amount of pseudo economists here is frightning

Link?

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Nah, if they really thought it was all over they would play the we have a semi potent vaccine lie.

Yes. It’s a good way for me to make lots of money for free

i dont want to hate you faggots but your constant slimy two-faced behavior is the most jewish thing i've seen since schindlers list

>something good happens
>OMG TRUMP BEST LEADER MIGA!!!1
>something bad happens
>TRUMP NOT RESPONSIBLE MEANIE!!!1

which one is it?

if trump had listened to the experts and started weekly announcements to the nation months ago to make sure everyone understood how to responsibly handle a potential pandemic we wouldnt be where we are today. instead he claimed "just a flu bro" and now he is backpedalling. if you cannot take responsibility for your actions then you are unfit to lead

The fed trying to control the market is a problem all on its own. I’m glad they have exhausted their policy options early, allowing us to ride this out organically. It’ll be bad, but it’ll be real.

London exchange likely nuked by opening, screencap this

Hell no, they need the west to consoom all their goods for their massive investments to pay off. Their economy isn't near as healthy as people think.
Medical supplies alone won't cover it and they're already getting major food shortages (mostly meat) to the point they had to each weird shit like bat soup which caused this mess.

GOOD. THIS PLEASES ME.

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Lockdown of the cities hasn't even begunand people haven't even begun dying yet. Just wait until Jew York and Londonstain get shut down, markets will go berserk.

I can't wait to buy at 10k and paid to take loans.

OMG the elites are doing what they always do!!
(((they))) have already sold at the top and have bottomed out the market for the plebs 401k to sell at the bottom because of muh fears
6 months from now it will be as high as it ever was and the people who crashed the economy will have bought it all at the bottom to quadruple their fiat money. If you have any disposable income buy buy buy
oil
airlines
go long you fucking retards

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let it burn. capitalism niggers need to learn a lesson

China is already over. It's been doomed since December. Their government can't come back from this. It's going to suck for all of us unfortunately. As an aside; how long do you guys think before Xi flees the country?

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