Team lockdown vs team sparta

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>DEAD SWEDES
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Put mexico in the spartan team too
Our new (socialist) president opened the borders in the mid of a happening

Waffles are locked down.

Good initiative OP. I look forward to comapring stats for the different ways of handling this. And of course seeing my team safe with all the toilet paper while God lets the pestilence burn through the population of the dystopian lands in holy retribution for what team greekfag has done to the world.

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Swedes are immune to any kind of virus because we lift weights. Corona fears big muscles. Fact

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UK is back on the fence now.

sauce

Thank you spainbro, I hope you have enough rice to survive the curfew.

As for now Finland is following UK's plan.

Denmark is on lockdown

google herd immunity, they went away from that strategy today, and now promotes self isolation

I wish I was team lockdown. Instead I have to go to work tomorrow

You're following Sweden, as per usual, even when we are suicidal.

Norwegians are on lock-down team... Disappoint
I guess we'll have to update the Sweden in wheelchair meme

Everyone will join team lockdown soon or later, probably later.

Thank god i can work from home. I am concerned about my parents though. Gonna have to talk to my dad and convince him to isolate himself in the cabin until this blows over.

Finland is fence sitters, measures have been taken but nothing super drastic, schools still up and running like normal

UK always said they will have lock downs for the old and ill. There will be some other lockdowns closer to when it gets really bad. Other than that the young and healthy are to take it on the chin.

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Portugal is on lockdown.

Especially the islands, not even continental Portuguese can enter without being tested first. They will probably repopulate Portugal once everyone is dead. That's what I hope.

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hence spartan

work in a school, at least it's chill as fuck because most parents keep their kids at home...
I'll prolly just run around disinfecting shit and drink coffee

NZ is lockdown

Aren't the Chinese out ? how much time last their curfew? 4 weeks?

Please be true please be true
I heard a rumour that they only had that retarded policy because of some horse racing, apparently it rakes in millions

Switzerland is on team fence. Will probably join team lockdwon in the near future.

National socialism: 10-15 million
Marxism: 40-50 million
The free movement of people: To Be Determined.

Which political ideology will be the greatest killer of all time? Corona has certainly killed my vibe, but the statistics do not reflect that.

Oh, the humanity. This is not how it was supposed to happen. Not at all.

romania on the fence

>Please be true please be true
I think only for the elders, anyhow you'll go in the next week 100% chance

>Spartan
Change that to spread anus.

Portugal is shutting down and there's talk of declaring State of Emergency, but we're not at full lockdown yet

Denmark is under more lockdown than Norway. Norway is trailing behind Denmark..

Why does everyone always leave Denmark out of statistics? Do you WANT US TO NUKE YOU ALL??????????? Not that we have nukes, but still...

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We're just the more popular kid in class

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TEAM LOCKDOWN 4EVER!!!!
I wish our quarantine could last 4 months or so. I won't feel safe until summer.

Well see about that

This, wtf is a Denmark

Algeria is team fence

>Switzerland is on team fence
Surprise surprise. kek.
Vatican City is on team lockdown

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What about the Dutch?

>Can anons help to keep track of the different teams?
In a week, you'll see that all western countries follow the same strategy, when Sweden and Britain enter lockdown as well.

>a healthy diet of arab sperm makes you immune to the virus

god damn it Sweden, that's not how this works.

Take Mexico off. Who cares if they have open borders no one is going into that shithole they dont deserve to be up there.

SPARTANS, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

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One from Team Sparta already switched sides, you are lagging behind.
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Quarantine doesn’t work, it just slows it down. Anglo always wins

Screenshot this

>Only native Brits have the necessary bloodlines required to survive this inhospitable rock.
You'll go lockdown in a week m8.

If lockdown is called to soon, you only push the top forward in time, in stead of pushing the top down.

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>Why does everyone always leave Denmark out of statistics?
There's only ~5 million of you.
You have no nukes (stop pretending) and are a socialist state that is intent on cucking yourselves.

Unfortunately it's looking like it's not the people actually moving that are gonna get culled. We need an autist to make an African and jew targeting super virus.

You know shits real when Switzerland is part of team, just any team

What team is your flag on? Team faggot?

They closed the school so Team Lockdown.

why the Anglosphere so careless?

listen hans

you can panic all you want and self isolate, after a few months you will see another surge and your efforts will be for nothing and you won't even have the off chance of heard immunity

I bet you the death numbers will be the same lockdown vs nothing burger

you are not an 80 year old women

you didn't hide from h1n1

they seem pretty based compared to their neighbors

Moderate distancing isn’t the same thing, Britain is taking a staggered approach and holding back quarantine for the peak

>Never banned flights from china
>Touch screen self assessment screening
>Self isolation on honor
>Barely anything shutting down
Kek Canda is fucked

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This, is like El Salvador closing borders. Who the fuck would go there? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyone heard from Iceland? Are they sheltering in a thermal spa cave?

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The danebros are pretty based & cool
Favourite neighbour nr1

Get that potato out of your mouth before speaking when Norwegians are present.

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Iran is definitely team sparta

LMAO please elaborate! I want to continue laughing

when germany join team lockdown, euro will snap, when US will, it'll be over for current world order

Enjoy your fucked up lungs, we are chilling

I think russia has its borders closed

Estonia has player in every team - Islands and mainland play by different rules.

good luck with that, In 5 months you will get lax and will see a surge in cases

whitest country on team fence too

Malta is team Fence

>and now promotes self isolation
It means that they too have enough infected so they can go into lockdown, where they push the peak down, instead of pushing it forward in time.

Italy called lockdown to late, and have chaos.

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Our cases have been rising extremely fast, Canada BTFO abunch of Countries today in the World count o meter.

Now that you mentioned it, I haven't seen a single post from there recently. Are they kill?

Albania and Kosova are on team lockdown

Stop being stupid, there's no evidence that herd immunity works on this virus

I hate our retarded president.

ironically corporate America seems to be overwhelmingly supportive of team lockdown. At least in sectors where work form home is viable.

>Instead I have to go to work tomorrow
Sweden needs more infected, before lockdown, but I'm pretty sure Sweden too will be in lockdown by the end of the week.

Hope it works out, it seems like a bad idea to me
Hopefully the borders will remain closed for ever
We are full

ICELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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Why is team Fence so fucking based?

That's like saying in the US that Utah is pretty based.
Maybe they are. But there's not enough of them to matter, plus they're pussies.

Saudi Arabia is lockdown because of Mecca?

Africa is team Sparta. Same as India.

Saaremaa lockdown and land Sparta?

How hard would it be to quarantine the entire United States?

uh oh

how many infected per capita is that?? holy shit

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France will announce lockdown on Tuesday

Ukraine is on lockdown

>There's only ~5 million of you.
Yet Norway are on the stats, we're only 5 million.

Lockdown reduces pressure on health system but you can’t have a successful quarantine for 12 weeks

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Same here bro

Spartans are unironically imbeciles. Their hospitals will collapse in a couple of weeks and thousands will die every single day.

If we are going to catch the virus no matter what, it's better to do it progressively.

I'll send it the old way as well

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Thank you for making this, was feeling super left out.

You would need overwhelming support of all the gun owners to even try.

Add Serbia to team lockdown

This should be a fucking movie

I dont know what you mean by pussies, atleast they wont be a minority in 10 years

Norway is the basedest Scandinavian country though

has Madagascar closed it's ports yet? If they fall it's all over bros

why is Germany doing nothing?

netherlands is locked down

>Our cases have been rising extremely fast,
That is when lockdown happens, because then you push the peak down, instead of pushing it forward in time.

Kek

we are going to explode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Albania is team lockdown. Kosovo is team sparta.

please stop you panicked retard

all isolation is doing is curbing the inevitable

you were not at all hiding from h1n1 because you couldn't it just comes, we could self isolate for it but it will still come making efforts pointless

corona is here to stay, 1 person would just undo any efforts even if you hid for 5 months

you are not an 80 year old you will be fine

We’ll see

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Fuck China

Send Albanian SKS bro

stop teasing me, my dick can't handle the thought of mass deaths here

Sparta is just "let's put a cool spin on 'I'm too lazy/afraid to do anything about it'".

That is true

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lmao you make us look like we have inferiority complex

An accident that you were included.

>Same here bro
You'll have lockdown when the number of infected go exponential.

Good luck then.

On the plus side we'd have killed off all the boomers

Chile team lockdown masterrace

Saaremaa - lockdown (heavily infested), Mainland sparta (as of now, self quarantined though). Some Islands not infected, movement closed (as of now, will join third, fourth) option, no big hospidal, though on smaller ones.

everyone I personally know is working from home and trying to self quarantine as much as they can. The gov could maybe quarantine large cities or try to ban interstate traffic, but I don't think a total quarantine would really be possible

>basedest

I'd check the number of amputation due to diabetus in UK, very high, also we all know countries with large diverse communities would encounter difficulties to enforce the lockdown, that's my take.
yes but no offical news from there, same as turkey / iran: team lockdown = we can only go out to buy food, cigs and meds

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Its just the flu so no

Social distance doesn't work with a virus that can travel through air and survive in surfaces during days.

So Finland on the fence?

>better to do it progressively.
But that is the plan. Or you get a China where everyone was locked up. Then Hubei reopens for just one day before they started having to lock everything down again.

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Basados

>If we are going to catch the virus no matter what, it's better to do it progressively.
Yes. so first enough needs to be infected, and the infection rate exponential, and then lockdown is called.

Would a conservative ever get elected to lead your countries ?
I rest my case...
Your whites are less strong than our whites.

Pls add Estonia to every team, we have Islands of various sizes.

Pff, you wish you were as cool as us.

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What is lockdown like for you? I plan to drive to my cabin Thursday morning for a couple of weeks, really hoping I make it.

The cities will be fucked regardless, it would frighten me if i lived in new york or L.A etc

You’re irrelevant

>Finland and Sweden

FUCK

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Fuck off and go get your gook virus
I'll be laughing in a few months when you have multiple strains and I'm fine

Slowing it down is key if you don't want to clog your healthcare facilities.
Pressure on the healthcare systems is the whole deal about this virus.
If you get our same strain and still go for that strategy it means you're either overconfident or take hundreds of thousands deaths for granted.

Post physique

How is Netherlands lockdown the same and Denmark lockdown, Denmark bans all flights, Netherlands just bans flights from Italy, China and Iran

We've been told to not go to our cabins because if we need medical assistance it'll be more complicated.
I suppose this applies more to boomers

It’s only boomers at risk. Everybody dying is in their 70’s and 80’s, young people will learn to fight it and then we get past it with a gradual flow of cases

lockdown = curfew except to buy food, cigs and meds

tx user, It could be added to CVG, happy for any user to update, tomorrow I'll try to sort it out graphically

Russia in team "everything is cool". Nobody is on panic, everything works, we still have plenty of toilet paper and hand sanitizers.
Basically all of CIS will be in this team.

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Gotcha my southern bro, stay safe!

Everything is closed exept shops, they wanted to send home people going to cabins in case they got sick, so they wouldnt btfo the locals hospitals, even threatend to get police involved. So pretty bad desu

Remember when all the celebs were triggered and threatened to move to Canada? None of them threatened to move to Mexico. Your statement is valid. No one is going there unless it’s to sneak into Cali, AZ, or TX

Finland's a fence team I'd say

I dunno m8, some user told it so, shgould I edit? which team?

Yup, Brazil on the other hand is one of the least basedest countries

It is not. Young people can get their lungs affected, or just pass away.

This is not a flu. Unironically.

Wait since when? As far as I know we're getting locked down

reverse Poland reporting in, we are still team Sparta

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>I'll be laughing in a few months when you have multiple strains and I'm fine
I'll be laughing next week when you are in lockdown too.

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Go hide in your basment and cry then Muhammad.

Nah, we're the depressed so no point trying, we go with Spartans to get some action

We hyped team lockdown

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Holy shit.

I am not an old woman so I will be fine

then you can go back to your neet depression once the dopamine wears off from you fantasy of everyone dying so you can go steal video games from the empty stores

Its not going to happen

the numbers will be the same as the old who died in lockdown countrys

Its literally the fucking flu

>1 person would just undo any efforts even if you hid for 5 months
That's incorrect. Temporary reduction of new cases to zero buys time, enough to be more prepared in case of the second round, even enough to come up with a vaccine and give it to the elderlies and those with previous health problems.

Saaremaa is developing unique strategy, though, We shall see.