Dutch weed smokers meltdown

> They can't take away our access to gods given plant for 3 whole weeks, I need my weed to get through the day, why are the taking my medicine

Fuck these degenerates.

>Weed isn't addictive bro, you need to use it more!
>T-they're closing the shops?? Oh god, let me through! I NEED IT
>PLEASE OH GOD I HAVE TO WATCH RICK AND MORTY WHILE HIGH
>HELP ME PICKLE RICK

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Stores here are so over priced.
Eighth in store here = $40-60
quart from the streets = 40
AAAA $120 ounce online = $30 per quart

dont they have backup dealers

COOFFERSHOP

literal junkies

They lined up quietly and calmly? The horror!

What's illegal? Growing weed in Netherlands?
You can just buy it like a good goy? I don't believe you.

LMAOOOOOOOO
>mfw I ran out of weed few days ago because dealers are paranoid preppers

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It's 2 weeks actually. I don't know how late this plan was spread by the news, though. If they only managed to make it to one shop, they have 5 grams for those 2 weeks.

>pandemic virus with respiratory failure as the main cause of death
>dude bro lemme smoke more weed

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ok

i know you sell weed ivan. How much you make? ever make a cute russian suck your dick for weed?

My dealer was giving out Coronavirus specials.

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there is probably a line up at the liquor store too

youre so lucky, here they arent answering phones since last monday HAHA LMAO REEEEEEEEE

you mean he coofed on your bud before selling it?

You can try to find someone who sells weed, but I don't see how a Dutch twink couldn't.

>not growing your own

what a bunch of degenerates, you only deserve to smoke it if youve taken care of it for ~4 months. if ur not able to dedicate yourself to something and follow through your just a braindead stoner who gives the rest of us a bad name

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Ironic that conservacucks will advocate in defense of freemarketism except when it's industries that are actually admired by the lower income public.

You're supposed to keep 1.5m distance. They're not doing it.

I don't sell, I share half of harvest with my friend who helps to pay the electricity bill and whatnot.
So I don't really make anything.
>ever make a cute russian suck your dick for weed?
Nah.
My friend knows a bitch who does that, maybe I should pay her a visit as well.

You can have up to 6 plants per person/household but only outside. If you grow them indoors with lamps it's illegal.

I've done nothing but sit my ass on my couch and get high while eating/gaming/watching tv

>If you grow them indoors with lamps it's illegal.
What
That's hilariously retarded.
What's the rationale behind this nonsense?

What's the problem? They're scared or something?

Yea, they are just stockpiling all their shit, I dont fucking get it man, I hate this place when it comes to getting weed. Fucking shithole

>His country doesn't have weed delivery drivers
Imagine living like this. Fucking europooropeons.

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These are some based dudes.
Aren't there carabinieri all over the place outside, stopping and questioning everyone they see? Delivering weed to the door seems very risky.

Sad that some people define themselves by their consumption of plant.

Dude we pay $20-30 cad for 1 gram here. It's illegal here tho.

which strain you grow?

Wait, are all weed shops closing now? For how long?

The measures are in force until April 6th
rijksoverheid.nl/actueel/nieuws/2020/03/15/aanvullende-maatregelen-onderwijs-horeca-sport
"Sport- en fitnessclubs, sauna’s, sexclubs en coffeeshops sluiten vanaf zondag 15 maart 18.00 uur tot en met maandag 6 april."

Imagine not being able to go without weed for 3 weeks.

Because weed is officially not legal, just allowed. You can buy weed "legally", you can smoke everywhere but can get fined for smoking outdoors (just like drinking beer in public) but you can't build in large quantities. So the situation is that coffeeshops buy large amounts of weed illegally from people who shouldn't grow it and then sell it legally to customers. Yes it's incredibly backwards and retarded, but no political party has dared to just legalize it.

wait what? Is it really that expensive in the motherland?

It was actually the catering industry that was shut down. If those shops only sell weed, they're not even in that sector anymore. In fact, lots of them nowadays have booths in the front and they can close the door to the seating area. There's even many shops these days that only sell weed and have no seating area.

Why am I even talking about them though. It's good that they're closed, to annoy all weed losers.

Kronkel Nijmegen!

They don't but you do.

Last few years I was growing White Russian (das rite motherfucker) from Bulk Seeds.
Bulk seeds are decent company from Spain, they have mainstream seeds for cheap.
Right now I have a Pineapple Express plant growing.

Wait whats wrong with smoking weed?

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SMOKE WEED IT'S PURE CRINGE

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Dude, if I’m going to be stuck indoors and have to take a shower every time I poop then I’m going to need some drug to get by. Would you rather i day drank?

Thats what you deserve for not supporting your community white dealer and buying corporate, probably from mud owned shops. Got a stash of moldy weed for you my normies 50€/g.

It's either that or coffee or sugar or some other drug. Stoopid ding a ling face.

I thought dutch ppl didnt smoke weed only tourists

well, I guess it's a matter of luck
there's police around, mainly on highways and near city borders, but it's not impossible to go thru
also, most of the time they go around on bike, so they say stuff like "I'm just trying to keep in exercise while the roads are clear of traffic" or some shit, you need to release some sort of "self-certification" stating your reasons, and then you're free to go

Wrong. You can't have anything. If you have 5 or less you could try to grow them, but the police can take them away when they notice them.

Yeah. You can easily get 10-20 years of jailtime for the first time drug selling offense, so that adds up to the price.
Actually for some reason supply has been drying up lately, so some dealers charge even more.
One of the reasons I started growing — it's very expensive to just buy all the time.

Are the bars still open. I thought you dopequeers smoked weed in public nowadays.

Man, think of how much it sucks to be a dutch hooker right now.

And right there you see why we don’t trust street dealers. Moldy stuff?

>NOOOOOOOO SOMEBODYS DOING SOMETHING I DONT AGREE WITH!
stoners are cringe & degenerate but who the fuck cares.

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I bet you didn't know Amsterdam was 49% non-Dutch. Now you do.

OH OK. Didn't know.

Gay ass weedie!

sounds horrible, weed is the only thing im liberal about, its not that bad legally here but the supply also seems to be going to shit, strange
bars got closed on monday, we are about to go into full country quarantine bro

"weed-nationalism"

I quit my daily weed habit this year for new years and literally nothing happened. After two weeks I didn't even crave it.

an ounce can go anywhere from 100 to 220
i got an ounce of northern lights for 130$
just depends on who you get it from

Can I have your stash?

NOOOOOO, NOT MY MARIJUANOS, NOT MY CANCER CURE SMELLY PLANT CIGARINOS

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Apparently that's not the case. In chronological order:
>Amsterdam
>Groningen
>The Hague
>Apeldoorn

I'm pretty sure most in Apeldoorn were not foreign.

Yeah I know about that.
I just wonder why you can't exactly grow indoors as opposed to outdoors. Are Dutch authorities afraid of the indoor chicken farmer as well?

1 gram is either 7 or 10$ no more than that

Just send your 'dealers' the text: I need weed now or I'm not buying from you again.

You can't grow outdoors in case he was telling you that.