WE ARE ALL DEAD RIP

ALL OF ALBERTA CANADA SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED TILL SEPTEMBER 2020

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Great, release the summerfags.

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o dear god no.......

SOMETHINS FUCKY BOYS

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holy shit it's real

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Ontario only off for two weeks. Canada will halt education but won’t close borders. Weird huh

Does Alberta even have any confirmed cases?

52 or something.

56 as of today I believe

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What in the actual fuck

If you don't post the link it's fake

It's worse than we feared...

>LOCAL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED

im an asthmatic bros i wont make it

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57 or so

>What in the actual fuck
The school cafeteria has nothing burger on the menu for the rest of the year

it was just on our news, our Premier said it himself

This is so kids can spend time with their families before everyone dies.

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YOU FUCKING LUCKY BASTARDS

WOAH 3000 dead in a country of billions and theyre going back to work because its over, ITS HAPPENING!!!, no not really,, our only threat is schizo happening fags

What does this mean for the kids though? Are they gonna cram a year and a half's worth of material into the next year or have to spent one year longer of their lives in school?

Daily reminder the mayor of Calgary is a fucking pajeet and the Alberta premier, until last year, was a fucking whining socialist bitch

Schools pretty useless anyway these days. Just teaching brown kids how to serve their Jewish masters.

that bitch needs to drink some fucking water, lips all dry and shit

Shut up Toronto gay boy

Why couldn’t schools have closed like this when I was a kid? Couldn’t even get a snow day.

All schools here are closed. All bars and restaurants too.

true.

>theyre going back to work because its over
yeah wuhan is just peachy and business as usual.

the next generation is all gonna be home schooled and retarded

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califag here some private schools are still open this coming week

>Jinglebell rock
Based and Jinglepilled.

Fucking right? Still had to drive my ass to school even when ice was all over roads. They never cancelled over shit.

should've clarified. I'm from Illinois. Statewide all schools are closed, and just announced couple hours ago that all bars and dine in restaurants as well.

Wrong. I live in Lloydminster. Seethe harder, Mohammed.

59 or around that

your panic retardation is going to harm white children

What the fuck so do I

No worries user, they can't get any more retarded than they are now.

honestly considering how many millenials commit suicide the instant anyone says anything mean to them, some social retardation might be for the best

You guys should fuck

Based

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I'm in Lloyd too!!! 3 way?

Halifax here. Give me your oil revenues - k thx bye

who wants to bet none of this ever turns back on

My college still didn't cancel classes WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IN A 80% PAJEET AND CHINK AREA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk.

I have an exam in 2 days should I just skip it bros? I'll try writing a letter to my professor but he hates me because in economics I said that race plays a factor in how sucessful nations become and he's black

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Ok boomer

Home schooling is great.

You don't deserve a degree.

Not true. I know Chinamen from there who say factories are still closed. Every time they try to reopen, cases flare up again.

>release the summerfags.
damnit

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could there have been a worse time in history for liberal government than the past 5 years..jesus

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shut up fat

the disease ridden chinks have a touch screen mate, nothing to worry about

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>Alberta

so its literally nothing

>zoomers get smartphones
>fast internet
>and now a fucking pandemic
can we stop giving these little shits everything I wanted when I was a fucking kid?!
I still remember my 1 channel trusty pocket TV that barely fucking worked
fuck

our schools are closed for two weeks as well
if you are home schooled you might not be a math genius, but you'll learn something more valuable such as self discipline. In the end anyone can get higher education which is more important

Damn. Why couldn't this happen when i was in highschool? Summer break starting in March? No fair.

It's not chinks any more, in Australia it's Europeans and Americans bringing it here now

Oh boy

Shittiest part is that the economy was already tanking and recession bound but now justine will blame it on corona

Such an insufferable faggot

My god
How awesome would it be to be a senior

The Insufferable Faggot
Truer words can’t possibly be found.

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> SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED TILL SEPTEMBER 2020.

This would have been the most splendid news for me as a 17 year old coomer-gamer back in the day.