/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2118 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

What a timeline we live. Do you think it's worth it?

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Ahhhhh, I'm on the west coast. Can't decide if I should stay up late to watch the market crash or go to sleep super early.

Repost from last thread
So Canada had some pretty explosive growth the past 7 days at 25% average daily increase in total cases.
By this rate
1 week: 1530
2 weeks: 7298
3 weeks: 34,802
4 weeks: 165, 953

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>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
Imagine that's the last thing you did with your life

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businessinsider.com/coronavirus-recovery-damage-lung-function-gasping-air-hong-kong-doctors-2020-3
>left with substantially weakened lung capacity, with some left gasping for air when walking quickly
>Out of 12 people in the group, two to three saw changes in their lung capacity
> "They gasp if they walk a bit more quickly,"
>"Some patients might have around a drop of 20 to 30% in lung function" after full recovery
>too early to establish long-term effects of the disease, scans of nine patients' lungs also "found patterns similar to frosted glass in all of them, suggesting there was organ damage”>CT scans show "ground glass," a phenomenon in which fluid builds up in lungs and presents itself as white patches
archive.is/UIUwq

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Life is always worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=xruauLm9u3k

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Can you anons help me a bit?
I need footage, either webms or pics, of people wearing full face or half masks in supermarkets and similar places.
I need to convince my father of the necessity of buying one for him, and the footage would greatly help my case. He doesn't think the pandemic justifies it, but maybe seeing people wearing them in the regular can change that.

Bonus for footage outside of china, like italy or spain.

Thank you anons, stay safe and prep properly

CANCEL EVERYTHING
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CANCEL EVERYTHING
>CANCEL EVERYTHING
CANCEL EVERYTHING
>CANCEL EVERYTHING

twitter.com/shiramstein/status/1239325800962445321

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Only reason italy has so many deaths is because they're letting +80 year olds die to save the u60 year olds.

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kek'd

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>first death in my country confirmed and nobody even knew he had coronavirus
FUCK

>flu that kills old people and brings forth cheapies
it's perfect

I'm having a nervous breakdown Yas Forums

The market is going to completely collapse and I'll have no job by the end of the week. The grocery stores are going to run out of food and there'll be riots soon. America is barreling right towards martial law and all I've got to protect myself from the inevitable looting that will take place is a fucking 9MM. I never prepared for societal collapse. I didn't listen. WHY WON'T JESUS SAVE ME

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>25 PEOPLE
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yet they dont just say cancel work. How is working at a place with 50 people different than a gathering of 50 people for recreation?

based
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

thanks for the smug

This is a digital market crash in the truest sense. There is no hurricane destroying houses and infrastructure. No bombs are leveling cities that will need to be rebuilt. No earthquake or tsunami is destroying real wealth. Keyword real.

Digits in computers are making people sad. That's the extent of this crash. Yes, people are getting sick and not working as much. Yes, people will miss work days. Schools will close. Some old people will die and pass their inheritances on. Some boats are delayed and factories are not making widgets.

And when it passes, roads, bridges, tunnels, piping, electrical grids, factories - everything will still be there. Everything.

The market, when it bounces back, is going to bounce back so much faster than most people currently realize because this is such an unprecedented natural disaster in the information age that its behavior has never been seen. And what hasn't been seen, small minds have trouble imagining, and hence predicting.

The stock market will continue to crash - for now. The digits will make more people even more sad. Measures will be passed for clemency to most debtors made during this crisis - because the red digits didn't actually destroy anything. Bailout digits will be created to cancel some debt digits. And then it will all be over.

Screencap this post. When it's over, it will be the greatest stock buying opportunity of your lives. It's NOT over yet, but just wait. The dawn will come and you'll be kicking yourselves if you don't get back in at that time.

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when will Israel get the holocough?

>4999 deaths

What no new deaths in a single bread, how dare the world.

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The Sunday dreads that I experience every single week are exponentially worse tonight due to the spread of this virus in my county alone. Seriously considering quitting if they don't let us go remote

It kills everyone mate just kills elderly faster

why is it exploding so badly in leafland?

no you moron its how fucking disgusting of an edit it is.

I think about buying stocks after they get even lower, but I haven't thought which exactly. Any sugestions?

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>black death killed off a third of europes population
>coronavirus kills 4000 people and everyone freaks out
lol calm the fuck down this is a nothingburger

corona chan is stinky

Awesome collection. I'll wait for the updated version before I start adding everything.
It will be unorganized, as usual.
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>Corona-chan Vending Machine (fug :DDDD edition)
>v3: mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

Reply with new coronas.

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This feels far faster than any of my pandemic runs.

It'll taper off, I don't think you'll go past 20k at worst

IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE

YOU ARE DEAD

Why the fuck we don't have any confirmed cases

us defense contractors you literally can't lose in the long term

6500 already, keep up, i know exponential growth is hard but stay updated with your shillposts

possible 100% mortality rate as, seriously, wtf china

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=3NDMR4Hnpfo

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WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING VIDEOS OF DYING PEOPLE.

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I didn’t even know your country exists

>Abe still pushing for the Olympics

nigga going full "MUH LEGACY" mode.

Any toilet paper manufacturer

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12+ cases in Maine, most in Cumberland County.

>Wrestlemania still not cancelled

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woodley or colby who wins this weekend, nigger?

Do you even test?

ARGENTINA IS OVER

>live in San Antonio Texas
>still fuck nothing
Booooo I want mayhem

Will be the porn industry affected by this? Anyone has seen any information about this? I hope is not the case, a lot of blacked scenes I'm waiting for in the next months.

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Its like playing the lottery at this point. Theres no wrong answers.

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You just jinxed it for your country. Careful what you wish for.

charmin

Excuse me, conductor, yes, I'd like to exit this train now. Thank you.

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I’m ready

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>Corona Chan is populist
Considering that most countries are shutting borders & even limiting travel within their own territory, this strikes me as anti-globalist.
Corona Chan is literally un-doing decades worth of globalism.
This leads me to believe (((they))) aren't behind this, as it's single- handedly un-doing all (((their))) efforts.
Thoughts Yas Forums?

A few days ago there were maps of the US going around with the case numbers in various areas. Does anybody know the source of these maps? Or have an up to date one?

Kek

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Wagecuck working at a gas station here. Should I just quit already? I deal with maybe 130 people a day getting gas and other junk shit. When will state quarantine be declared already so I don't hsve to hear shit from my family about needing a job? I have supplies and want to hunker down but this fucking job is putting me at risk.

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>diversity is our strength
>acknowledging the virus is racist
>trudeau has no plan
>country is full of NPCs
>nobody thinks anything bad could possibly happen and bad things only happen on TV

The virus isnt the happening retard. Its only the catalyst.

I wonder if there were nothingburger people like you during The Plague?

I hope you get lung cancer.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

Taking off in Brazil

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>I didn't listen.

There's your weakness mate.
All us 'crazies' are going to inherit the earth.
I have a years worth of food, seeds and comfy camping gear.

Fuck off Will Wheaton

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>As many as 80% of the population are expected to be infected with Covid-19 in the next 12 months, and up to 15% (7.9 million people) may require hospitalization” a secret Public Health England (PHE) briefing for senior NHS officials, seen by the Guardian

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Because we have taken almost no measure to reduce the spread. Most schools remain open no business have closed no quarantines. Business as usual. Mark my words Canadas ICUs will be over whelmed very suddenly.

Why is the guberment giving nurses and doctors protection worse than what we NEETs are wearing in our basements?

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TIME FOR CLOWN WORLD TO PAY THE BILL

>WHY WON'T JESUS SAVE ME
Jesús, gave you several months to prep, you fucktard, why didnt you fucking do what he told you to do!!!

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>the only thing not cancelled is fake and gay

get clean shaven, retard. your mask isnt on right

Do you know if where i can see more of this guy art?

Honestly, it'll probably be this week, depending on what state you're at. Things are falling apart fast and if you can handle being unemployed for a bit i'd just do it.

shut up, wesley.

No. Keep working so you can witness... perfection.

I see a lot Spanish women sharing nude pics on twitter, because mental breakdown

woodley is shot.

Colby wins easily.

>a lot of blacked scenes I'm waiting for in the next months.
are you a cuck or just a nigger?

are you ready to see most of your investment gone for a long time? as supply chains start to halt, the recent FED news causing basically no impact (in fact, futures are limit down at the moment), and with the prospect of this virus being seasonal, with such spread rates and mortality >1%, things are gonna be fucked for a while

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They got fucked when an Italian came to their Carnival festival.

>tfw you realise Coronachan is the pre drinks and War is getting ready for the party

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UFC is still on baby

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flashbacks from middle school from that song holy shit

>no eye protection
Not going to make it.

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Nice larp

Wdym? The edit was fine.

Vince don't give a fuck going to infect 100k aspies

I still believe it's a nothingburger. 500k cases or close to that is the ceiling

upvote

It wont taper off unless measure are taken to slow the spread like quarantines and closures.

The virus is real retard

This is our world war. Zoomers are going to be drafted to the front lines to take care of dying patients. The entire world and normal life is going to stand still for the next few years. Everyone's family is going to lose people.

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GARY IS DEAD