/PANIC/ GENERAL

IM SORRY I DENIED YOU LORD, FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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oh no those poor millionaires!

ITS FUCKING OVER
ALL THE BRAKES HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED
THERE IS NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

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We need more money
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O-okay I-I-I'll t-t-t-t-t-t-try

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I thought this was nothingburger and i didint prep. What the fuck do I do? In 2 weeks we will be worse than Italy, God forbid

CNN SAYS THERE ARE NO TESTS!!! KILL FOR FOOD!!! KILL FOR TESTS!!! NOW NOW NOW!!!!

We are all going to die

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GROCERY STORE
ARE YOU ALL RETARDED?
GOING TO SUCH A CROWDED PLACE IN FEAR OF A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS?
THERE'S HARDLY EVEN ANYTHING LEFT, SO FUCK OFF
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>tfw have to do groceries weekly cause it's all I can carry on my bike

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=0MyenR1eqng

Imagine being bothered doing this
You pathetic faggot

God is merciful. It is not to late to turn back to him.
The apostle Peter denied the Lord when fear got to him. But he returned with love that gave him courage. And he is remembered well for it.

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I WAS THIS CLOSE TO TRAVEL AND LEAVE MY COUNTRY TO MAKE SOME DOLLARS. FUCK YOU CORONA CHAN.

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Actual thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=oni0tO_HN30

>/PANIC/ GENERAL - PAID BY SCHLOMO EDITION

There is no hope anymore

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Pack up your tent, hitch up your wagon, and get out of there.

CNN SAYS THAT THE GOVERNEMT DOESNT HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL!!! WE MUST KILL TO SURVIVE!!! NOW!!!!

youtu.be/VcImgdID3JQ?list=RD2rfTdF6W7KA

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>when the real happening is from boomers wiping entire stores clean and not from the effects of the virus it's self

I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I woke up with a sore throat and a runny nose today, have had an itchy cough a couple times too. Am I dead?

youtube.com/watch?v=2NET1HJybmw

F

Question

I've not prepared for this pandemic, when its time to riot and loot from inferior races?

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HAVNT FELT THIS ALIVE IN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WHAT DO I DOOOOOO?????

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FUCK

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Lol gay cunt

I miss Yas Forums . I miss the pink wojacks. I miss the poos. I miss the memes. But im gonna miss you guys the most. If the power goes put. Im gonna miss shitposting with you guys. Im gonna pray to god that we can spend just a little more time together.

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Fuckkkk me too bro
Kutzooi man beter hebben we wel genoeg eten en komt er geen oorlog :(
Ik ben echf te lui voor die kankerzooi!

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14 hours left till the wall street casino opens

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That's so sweet. I wholeheartedly agree with you. Keep your head up, we're going to make it boys.

WE NEED MORE MONEY!

CNN SAYS THAT THE WORST IS YET TO COME!!!! PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!! KILL KILL KILL!!!!

awww show bennis

Find peace in the Lord
youtube.com/watch?v=CDdvReNKKuk

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> BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FASTER
> BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FASTER!!!!!!!!!!
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So will my savings become monopoly money? I have about 130k in the bank and I‘m worried.

So is it truly happening for real this time guys? Don't get my hopes up fags.

>Letting your money just sit in a savings account

That's where you went wrong m8.

I HAVE TO SHART

>he didn't cash out months ago
should have known better than rely on chink competence hans

WHEN DO I FUCKING WAKE UP FUCKKKK MY BIRTHDAY PLANS WERE CANCELLED CAUSE OF THIS SHIT. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL HARNESS MY RAGE TO SURVIVE. I WILL FUCKING SLAUGJTER ALL LOOTERS AND USE THERE BLOOD TO MAKE MY BIRTHDAY CAKE I CANT FUCKING HAVE

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She can't handle any more, Mr. Goldstein.

I don't see anything to panic about. Food hasn't run out. The sun is shining. People are acting normally. Even if there was a lockdown, I can just spend time like normal.

happy birthday user

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I was about to buy a home but the estate agent let me wait for more than 3 weeks now. I‘m worried that it may that be too late. I also have investments in gold and stocks, the gold, not all just in the bank account, but it’s much less. How could I have forseen this.

Don't worry frens, everything is gonna be alright.

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I was at walmart earlier. While there was a lot of emptyness. I asked one of the stockers when shit is coming back in. He said most of this stuff will be restocked by tonight. If you guys keep running into empty shelves just hit your 24hr walmart or whatever at like 1am.

Can you believe that after all of these years of begging for a happening, we finally get one. I dont know how to feel.

Keep calm and stock up on Vitamin C and mega-dose yourself.

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Dunno bout you lads but I am having a blast!

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When people start trying to shove a “God” down my throat I start to hate them more and more.

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>mfw i see people online now discussing how lonely they feel after 3 days of not being out talking to people

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Vita-chan when?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME

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Can humanity P L E A S E die already?
Thx

Holy shit 6400 people out of 6 billion have died over 4 months. It’s over.

What kind of fucking autistic retard gives the banks any more than $1,000 USD to play with? Your money....is gone dude lmfaooooo

>CAN SOMEONE HELP ME
Yes

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Thank you user. It’s not till Friday but I wanted to go to the beach. California is shutting things more and more everyday. If they announce mandatory quarantine I don’t think they will be able to enforce it. I will fucking trek to the beach to enjoy my day and hear the waves crashing. The government can try and fucking stop me. I don’t even give a fuck if they shoot me I’ll have a nice place to rest

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all the cruiseship faggots brining this in deserve to die in their own fluids fuck all of them

You guys were all laughing at pajeets. Enjoy your divine punishment Retards. May Hanuman strike you down and may Corona-Chan make you suffer.

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why are you screaming?

7.8 billion
Not 6.
Only boomers will perish from this corona-chan.
For the rest relax and dose yourself big of that orange Vita-chan.

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I keep a stock of lemons. A mighty fruit. My favorite.

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It's just a healthy correction for our species.

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FASTERFASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

1000 mg vitamin C supplement is equal to 20 lemons.

The preventive protocol is 1000mg, 3 times a day, total 3000 mg.
That’s like 60 lemons a day.
So supplements plus lemons and oranges and what not is best.

youtube.com/watch?v=GXso4Sj5TEM
BREATHE THE PRESSURE

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Wouldn't that risk you to overdose?