/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2115 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Oh shit, look at all those countries... We're on a wild ride for the next months

What's Fauci's thinking about?

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ktla.com/news/local-news/san-bernardino-county-reports-1st-coronavirus-case/

It's in San Bernadino. Los Angeles is next.

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Are you guys sick

>tfw Steve is slowly losing it
>he's now constantly attacked by MIGAtards

>7 billion people in the world
>6400 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Is it true that RBG has Corona-Chan?

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Because no one was watching the press conference, they are planning to pool positive cases.

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

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>reached 6000 today
>will probably reach 7000 tomorrow or Tuesday morning
Is the exponential growth finally fucking starting?

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this is starting to not be funny anymore bros, things are getting too real now.

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yeah, sick of life

FINALLY A VIRUS TO KILL OFF THE BIGGEST VIRUS OF ALL

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How long until state/provincial travel is locked down?

>Corona-chan Vending Machine (I'M NOT READY edition)
>v3: mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

Reply with new coronas.

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P R I N T I N G
W O N T
W O R K

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I am, but i hope its just a regular flu.

I DON'T THINK THE FED IS PRINTING ENOUGH MONEY

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PA Fag here. My wife's cousin decided to be an idiot and take a trip to Florida because being a mother is too hard for her. Turns out one of the TSA agents at the airport she traveled through tested positive so now she's sent home and told to quarantine for 14 days.

Didn't say anything about her husband quarantining though. Whelp, welcome to PA corona-chan. Our county was clean before this. I kinda wanted the vacation though.

When will the National Guard deploy on the streets of the US?

INB4 britbong shills heard immunity.

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Fucking people complaining about 'hoarding' and 'price gouging'. Normies are so smug about being innumerate idiots who don't understand supply and demand and hate everyone who is smarter than them...

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Yes sore throat and dry cough. I work in a restaurant.

My name is Joe Biden and I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. You got something to say Bucko? It was 1976 or 2014 where I was the primary for a campaign. Where I come from, you don’t get done for unless you ask. My name is Joe Biden and I’ve kissed more lolli’s on the mouth than you can count

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Transferring my counsiouness is gonna be fun. This timeline was fun, but going back to the good times is gonna be good.

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does it live in farts?

I’m escaping potential quarantine zone pic related on the way to county border about 15 of these various sizes and attachments

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oh noooo not the boomerinos!

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prayers for joe rogan’s family. Can’t believe he’s gone

>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED
>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED
>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED
>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED
>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED
>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED
>INEVITABLE MYOCARDITIS PHASE LITERALLY CONFIRMED
THE GOOKS FUCKING LIED 100% MORTALITY RATE CONFIRMED

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I’m very scared

I know I’m going to die but I just want to go as painless as possible

Fuck China. Should have been nuked 50 years ago. Disgusting worthless country. Nothing good has come out of there since they invented fireworks.

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Not gonna stop those kikes from trying though. Fuck em, I hope stonks crash to 0.

youtube.com/watch?v=4v8KEbQA8kw

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Rumors are going that people are dying of heart attacks

Why the virus hits the heart?

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Lookner is losing his fucking mind. Agenda free no longer.

She died over a year ago

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why do you have such a low amount of self-worth?

Its getting really scary.

Obvious hoax for braindead boomers and zoomers. Fuck off.

>world ending "pandemic" "virus"
>five, ten, maybe twenty people dead in each country
>absurd amount of masonic digits (pic related)
>zero webms that are in any way convincing or can even be proven to involve virus in question
>many obviously staged videos from supposed epicenter designed to spread panic
>BUT DA NEWS SAY EBERYBOBY DIE DIE!!!!! TEN BRIGLION INFECTED!!!!!!! 200% DAETH RATE!!
>conspicuous lack of evidence of any kind noted yesterday in several threads
>today, anons "spontaneously" show up who "have corona" to do AMA's because this is reddit
>common reply seen in all beer virus threads is now "well it's just getting started i mean like just wait like i mean uhhhh just wait yknow like it could potentially in the future maybe be really bad still so just worry and be afraid yknow"
>"i'm a doctor" larpers

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im sick of the system...

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>boomers now restricted from going outside in my area

If this event has told me anything about boomers it's that they're stubborn, suicidal morons who will violate this order almost immediately.

Why is ever body panicking about this flu?

the artist that drew pic related died of corona, leaving behind her husband and child. She was 33
>drawing art of the thing that kills you in the end
must've been a weird feeling

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fuck off

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I can only imagine what this dude is going through. Has had a comfy government position for multiple admins and now he’s suddenly responsible for saving the US. Seems to be keeping a level head though.

I CAN'T LEAVE CVG I WANNA PLAY VIDYA BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Can you make yourself coherent

social distancing

The character known as"Boris", who is played by Alexander dePfeffel Johnson, will go down in history as being responsible for the death of his nation

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SERBIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER CORONAVIRUS

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good effort

>Is the exponential growth finally fucking starting?
Are you fucking retarded? Exponential growth doesn't mean 'the numbers go up lots'.

What a qt

twitter.com/SjWpoop/status/1239315697160912896

what about those predictions with >40% infected, in any country?

when people running energy industry like the ones working in oil rafineries and in nuclear sector get infected at a rate of 50%, what happens to the production for a long period of time? what happens to the society when people who have been on lockdown in their houses for 1 month dont have internet and electricity anymore?

honestly I'm scared
serious post btw

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>tfw called my parents and they sounded scared

sauce?

Streets are empty in Finland

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where do you get this?

Who's this she's cute

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/traders-await-futures-open-after-fed-cuts-rates-launches-easing-program.html
So much for that bullshit

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So bros we meeting up in Boulder or Vegas?

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Government just announced country-wide quarantine for the next week. No leaving the house unless for work or to buy groceries

LOOKNER IS IN PANIC

>tfw watching the entire world turn into shit in real time
What a time to be alive

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lookner meltdown
youtube.com/watch?v=1tqq5yoFuCM

I started to save pics of an an*me girl. I think I developed a mental illness

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Go to starbucks and hangout

Don't worry, keep buying the dip

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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT WITHOUT A SOURCE FAGGOT

are you a boomer? chill the fuck out

Fuck, are you serious? That's fucked mane.

F

youtube.com/watch?v=9cVn7E12-x0

FIRST THANKS TO SLOVENIABRO FOR TRANSLATING
she's a doc in x province, says she's 1 of the first cases in italy with the virus, message is for everyone who wants to listen, if they care or not, she's closed in isolation for idk how many days, doesn't remember, can't open window, has 0 contacts except with 2 people, 1 who controls her stats and 1 who brings her food (no talk). She got an insane bilateral pneumonia. She's 43yo, good health be4 covid, no problems. And suddenly she had to be connected to the respirator. This, after the death of her father (doesn't say or imply that it was related to covid). Says she fights to return to her family. Today she got tested again. Says it's negative. Thinks she's winning. Feels finally very optimistic, happy about making it. Says how if you aren't in this situation you just can't understand how it's like, etc, She's just recently been able to talk after days of respiratory failure. Not many people understand what they talk about (covid19), what it means to be infected. Doesn't know if it's ignorance, lack of fear, etc... and now she wants that everyone sees her, to understand, to see in her eyes, in her body, the suffering required to fight this virus. A lot don't get how srs this is, how many have broken quarantines? how many don't care, don't think it's a real threat? And this way they put everyone in danger, including their own lives. Basically, blaming everyone and not the institutions, etc... also, if you know that you're infected, yet you ignore it, you're to blame. Everyone has to do their part to overcome this and very few did it, which is bad. She wouldn't have survived without the respirator, calling it her friend and the struggle of the medics and staff who helped her, and the love of god who wanted and decided that it wasn't her time and that she has to return to her family. ty everyone and sorry if i said something that might make you feel bad, etc...

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why does lookner keep looking at me with that face

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I love you Gary

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they still use her.

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Im curious about timing and response, suddenly there is covid and more interestingly massive panic. Swine flu didnt get this response and neither did sars. So question is what are they trying to hide? From what is our attention being diverted? What is their agenda?

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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>Survive drowning in your own lungs
>Heart gets attacked
>Somehow survive again
>Testicles destroyed
For fucks sake, why is Corona-chan so mean?

He's in rare form. Be sure to thank the moderators.

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>DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR YOUR SAFETY
This finally broke him

It an old Belle Delphine selfie.

yea normalcy is over

>think i have it
>live in a small flat with my boomer mum

How's your stockpile user?

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Corona-chan is the happening of happenings and more exciting then any video game. If you are not dead by her hands your dopamine receptors are going to be fucked in the future.
Nothing will ever give you as much pleasure as Corona-chan so you better enjoy her.

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>8 cases here
One of them is a politician

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Q U A R A N T I N E

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Starbucks is removing all seats. Takeout only lmao.

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READ VERY IMPORTANT

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t. seething drumpftard

HES LOST IT

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Yeah, he's lost the plot (being a normie) Hilarious.

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Fuck off larp!

appointments, phonecalls, schedules, regulations, suppliers, healthcare workers, sweet paychecks, russian whores, a long holiday once this damned virus is tamed

Got a bit of a cough and I feel weaker than normal. I'm sure I'm, fine though, no way Trump would let anything happen to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=38j1Loi4r9o

TP MARKET CRASH!!

TP VALUE AT 0.0%!!

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FUCK WRONG PIC

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we're finally winning something

>Ohio's boomers won't be dead before Tuesday

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This COVID-19 Coronavirus situation is false, it is nothing more than a vehicle for the masses to engage and proliferate their growing insecurity in lack of self-sufficiency. This is the boiling point of decades of cultural marxism, the people's will to be free has been on a large enough scale replaced with a desire for security resulting in mass panic, where they will demand socialism. This is entirely schizophrenic in nature, as a precursor to schizophrenia is anxiety from a lack of stability. We have masses unable to support themselves in any way independent of the Government and as a result we will double down on having more Government. The reason this didn't occur in the past is because people still maintained self-agency, the public school systems and the media and walmart and mcdonalds have removed this from our people. We are dependant weaklings. Welcome to being 1st worlders, we are officially a developed nation because we are now proven pussies. It's over. America will have European policies within the decade. Canceling sports meaning that the only viable bread and circus is mainstream media is really over kill, they could pull this off without that. And everyone will cheer it on along the way.

I can only imagine how Ron Paul feels right now. They're going to 1000x the Patriot Act. WAKE UP!!

You can actually go onto the internet and buy his bathwater for $50

i just went on Instagram searched for corona virus and the posts are the worst cancer I've seen in a long time there is no hope for normies absolutely brain dead

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I have 1000 coronachans

Today i went to the zoo with my gf. Shit was very full because nothing else was open xd

I think i have it now.

penalties up to 3 million czk hahha

Is this acctualy Corona and not just a lookalike? I feel I've seen this pic before the whole thing started, but anons started to post it here and I don't know anymore

Actual doctor here.

Words words words words words words words words words words words followed by slightly more technical words words words

AMA YO MAMA

I WANT TO SEE HER B I G G E R

The Federal Reserve today cut its benchmark rate by a full percentage point to near zero and will boost its bond holdings by $700 billion to cushion the U.S. economy from the coronavirus outbreak.

Wall Street: "so?"

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I tuned in just in time to hear this kek

there's no point in making the lockdown only last 2 weeks, it should be longer

>Tell parents about the corona virus
>They don't give a shit
>Don't even buy how people are fighting each others over toilet paper
>Corona becomes pandemic, massive panic as everything closes down
>Buys a freezer to stock on food
>They get to see everything almost sold out and people fighting over toilet paper at their local marts
>Have to call me for help on getting food due to a limit per client today

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I bet Havasumom is soaking wet and RustyG is offering up his wife as quick as he can.

Is this the end?

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He is begging for the government to tell him WHAT to do. That's how much of a smooth brain he is. Imagine if anyone here was wondering what to do right now.
This shit is endlessly amusing

Hold on tight, she being upgraded.

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CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIPPED BEFORE -5%
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIPPED BEFORE -5%
CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIPPED BEFORE -5%
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIPPED BEFORE -5%
CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIPPED BEFORE -5%
>CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIPPED BEFORE -5%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO
>RESERVE REQUIREMENTS CUT TO ZERO

twitter.com/zachperret/status/1239310756702597121

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Sick of life

patreon.com/posts/important-33885117

1 new case in Paraguay, 8 total. It feels strange to say it but our government is acting decently this time, especially considering what is happening in Brazil and Argentina.
abc.com.py/nacionales/2020/03/15/ministerio-anuncia-octavo-caso-de-coronavirus-en-nuestro-pais/

FUTURE MARKET HALTED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER IMMEDIATE AT OPEN

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE A BLOOD BATH

fucking hell, this sounds liek a shit way to go

hard to stay sane

btw buy alcohol gov limiting supply here in eu

this jew can't beat a guy with dementia

if you get it you deserve it. going to the zoo wasn't necessary. you're part of the problemo.

This was a tribute her husband made of her final drawing. She was a skilled and strong woman. I hope they spend eternity together happily after all this is done.

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Someone tell me why is the FED trying to save a dead beast from falling so hard.

FUTURES ARE CRASHING AND BURNING
IS OVER
DRUMPF KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY IN ONE TERM

YOU WILL START SEEING THAT

How does that at all make me a Trumptard? Your herd IQ is failing you bong.

Arg lad, how old is your parliament/congress? Geriatric like ours?

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NOOOOOOOO THE ROASTIES ARE GETTING SICK AND ARE TELLING EVERYONE

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Kek

Are you serious? If so you are pretty retarded good riddance

Wut?
Been going a while
Pic related

Nah but my country is fucked they expect 80% to get it

We have 400 beds

These are very real possibilities. There's only so many qualified people to handle repairing electric grid issues, water flow issues, nuclear power issues and the like.

What's next, Canadabros?

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Welcome to the 2D club.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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2 more deaths in Washington, King County

God is putting fear back into the heathens

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perfect excuse to get more attention

reminder that you will end up dead quickly in a SHTF scenario if you do not have any family, friends or contacts to rely on and work together with.
the lone wolf fantasy does not work out in reality, you will die very quickly, even if you have food and ammo prepared.

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Energy industries can unironically be run with minimal staff, at a failsafe point the military would be drafted to run those facilities

No pls, we already skipped to planet sized. I want something on a city/country level

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Got pressure on my chest and coof. It isn't dry though. Am tired

Is Mcdonalds going to be closed tomorrow?

It's fucking HAPPENING, finally. After years and years, this is IT

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PRINT MORE MONEY

Liking 3D in 2020 is a mental illness

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Yeah, enjoy what remains of your normal life. You may die to sudden pneumonia if they don't give you a respirator or heart attack after you're "cured". Weird... I didn't expect I'd go this way. It's all still so surreal... I find it hard to accept. I'm not showing any symptoms (yet), but I will... eventually... I can't stay inside forever, even if I'm stocked up for a few months. This shit isn't gonna disappear in a few months. This is permanent. Unbelievable... I think that the only real way to end this, is for complete and total societal collapse. Afterwards everything can be rebuilt from new small settlements and communities and such. From those lucky to not have contracted it. If those in charge don't decide that it isn't worth it and just kill us all in nuclear hellfire instead. Honestly, I don't think that even the world leaders 100% accept this or realize just what kind of shit we're in. I mean, they may understand the numbers and the impossibility of it all, but they probably won't accept it. That's basically what Trump's doing right now. Seems like complete and total denial.

That’s normal

I don't actually watch (((Lookner))), but I'm pretty sure that he's begging the government to tell stupid niggers what to do. It's not a thing that you can fix with your own effort alone. Your dumb as shit melanin-American neighbours need instructions.

This was her final drawing. If that isn't strength, I don't know what is.

F.

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i love these pre shows

Same here,I counted three police cars and two civvies

it is unlikely that LA isn't already infected.
skid row will cause new strains.

What the fuck do you think will happen? You've relied on a system that was an illusion for at least 100 years. Now you are about to see the truth about humanity. Kill or be killed, my friend.

So what do we do now? If this thing never goes away then what is the point in prepping? To sit inside eating a stash of food until inevitably the virus claims us all?

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Yes. I hope it's our girl. I want her to use my body as a vessel.

>stocks are memecoins now

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fuck

TRUMP SAID YESTERDAY HE WILL "REFINANCE" US DEBT
>TRUMP SAID YESTERDAY HE WILL "REFINANCE" US DEBT
TRUMP SAID YESTERDAY HE WILL "REFINANCE" US DEBT
>TRUMP SAID YESTERDAY HE WILL "REFINANCE" US DEBT

Sooooo at least we can wipe our arseholes with money when we run out of toilet paper?

The world is changing
>I feel it in the water
>I feel it in the wind

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Sub-20k tomorrow

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DR FAUCI

I’m just hiding in my house watching Trailer Park Boys and playing New Vegas. Gonna ride this thing out

It’s never enough

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Bobo gonna feast this week
All that fresh meat being brought to the table

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>even as
Rate cut was the trigger. People smell fear.

Estonia pls stop

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Lookner's pissed.

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>Canada +69

Nice

F

Source?

YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME! WELL, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

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Lookner has been ranting for the last 5 minutes

>lookner having a rant about social distancing

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exact same symptoms eh it keeps me from work

We expect it too. There's no escape from coronachan, I hope you've prepped

I would avoid all fast foods.

I want off the ride

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lol

FED CUTS TO ZERO, ADDITIONAL $700 BILLION IN QE ON TOP OF $1.5 TRILLION IN REPO LIQUIDITY

AND FUTURES STILL LOCKED LIMIT DOWN UPON OPEN

IT'S ALL GOING DOWN TONIGHT

THIS IS THE LEHMAN MOMENT

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Straight to circuit breaker.

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what the hell is the task force doing??What are we missing? they are not testing .. is it not just spreading everywhere .. Sounded like quarantine camps in the press briefing.. WTF i dont get it

Fuuuck. Nooo. Not another day. I can't handle this anymore. Nooo.

Ok how likely is it that we are gonna witness a total economical collapse? If so, how many people will die? 90%?
I'm scared for real. Though I know this corrupt system deserves to die and everything will be better off in the end.

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OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONO

PLEEEEEEEASE CORONA CHAN SPARE MY HEART

SPARE MY LUNGS PLEAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOO SOON TOO SOON

NOT LIKE THIS
>OOOOOOOOH MY NO-NO PLACE PLEASE PLEASE
NOT LIKE THIS
>OOOOOOOOH MY NO-NO PLACE PLEASE PLEASE
NOT LIKE THIS
>OOOOOOOOH MY NO-NO PLACE PLEASE PLEASE
NOT LIKE THIS
>OOOOOOOOH MY NO-NO PLACE PLEASE PLEASE
NOT LIKE THIS
>OOOOOOOOH MY NO-NO PLACE PLEASE PLEASE

WHY DID IT HAVE TO GO FOR THE HEART FUCK YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS FUCK YOU WHYWHYWHYWHY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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We can’t even do that ours is plastic

Based

That's THE GREAT to you sir.

US unleashed the coronavirus on China and then had the vaccine ready for the highest bidder.

Please tell me a vaccine is possible. Tell me the world will recovre from this. My grandfather just had two strokes and my gram just found out she has breast cancer. Tell me I can at least see them for a few more years instead of a few months. I've barely seen them after moving out and now I'm scared of getting infected and giving it to them. Why is this happening guys?

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biz btfo?

NOT A PEEP
NOT A PEEP

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More lewd Corona-Chan!!

We're gonna make it belgiumbro

no, but i did wake up one day with a stuffy nose and i was freaking out and panicking.
i think it was just a slight cold since i left the window open and it got real cold.

I hate to say it but he is absolutely right

Bros, im sitting here making memes in perfect health and my lungs feel awful, i've been indoors away from people since January
There's no way I got it unless it's in the fucking tapwater but im suspicious right now

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What agency is this?

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HERD IMMUNITY LOOL. WE'LL GO BACK TO THE HERD METHOD. UK WAS RIGHT.

F

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why are we sacrificing so much to protect boomers
you do realize they're old, right? why do you listen to them

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NOOOO NO THE MARKETINO!!!!

LOOKNER IS GOING OFF

Don't worry user everything will be fire!

Source from BBC
archive.is/mygkx

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He's losing his mind right now.

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Did anybody mention Bill Gates?