I'm pretty sure I have it

Same. Forced quarantine here. Mild symptoms. Don't even care

Without proof I couldn't care less

dont worry, ive heard its just a flu

I'm pretty sure you don't.

AMA

How many dicks did you suck?

Put some blue jeans you fucking hippie

why are you gay

Are you gonna go on a coofing spree

Nice knowing you op...

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kill yourself CIA nigger shill

did you get the "chemical" taste yet

Whatever you're feeling in the moment, tomorrow

Slavic

Even better than you could dream of

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Whatever matches your goals

>OP sucks at being a faggot

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Little background. Health male in his 20s. Don't smoke don't drink, decent diet

Dry feeling in lungs for a few days now. Feels like I can cough but there's no mucous. I feel fatigued, I'm really weak when I stand up. No running nose. I have headaches that come and go in different parts of my head. I've had maybe 5 headaches my entire life

On top of being sick, you are dehydrated. Drink water, breathe steam, cough that shit coating your lungs up.

Good luck White man ;)

I've drank a gallon of water a day for maybe 3+ years now. Definitely sick though

You didn't ask handjobs

No chemical taste. Is that a symptom? Hopefully I don't get that

Why not

This is some shitty AMA, didnt even answer my question.

Ok groomer

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You taking antihistamines?

Are you old and/or degenerate enough to die from pneumonia?

Are the rumors true that corona-chan will come and thank you (sexually) for getting sick?

Why aren’t you going to your local zoomer gathering or large collection of kikes and coofing on them?

I mean if you wanna bloat max than yeah keep it up

No I don't really take anything. Been taking vitamin c and d dor a few days now

Mmm I might go commit some crimes if it gets really bad. Might steal a car and fuck some hookers if it gets too bad

do your balls hurt?

You're spooping me user I noticed a chemicalesque taste recently but no symptoms. Is this a confirmed thing or something you just made up to allude to it being engineered?

What’s the square root of 144?

I meant to ask if that's your current situation, faggot

Then I would suggest you take hot af showers and breathe in steam. I caught an upper respiratory infection around mid december. It got into my lungs and coated the fuck out of them. Every time I took one of my scalding showers I would be coughing up a lot of crap from my lungs but I came out of the shower breathing better.

Oh, shut up. I was drinking a coke last night and it tasted like chemicals. Got right under my tongue.
I've drank coke for close to 30 years and it's never once tasted like that.

Also, elbow bumped a coworker yesterday and today he told me his father has the virus.

>even better than you can dream of
Thanks user, I needed that.

Balls are fine. Lungs starting to hurt more as I type

At least 11 but less than 13

Higher than average carb diet but I get plenty of cardio. I'm actually very lean

Yeah I'll try that hot showers are pretty based anyway

Not vindictive enough. Might go find some people who've wronged me and give them a coofing hug though

Do you have your DNA sequenced? Can you tell us your values for rs333?

you are gay

I'm eastern European. Polish/Lithuanian/Slovak/Czech/Hungarian. My mom took a DNA test and had a little Fin in there as well I believe

>high carb diet and cardio
oof your heart
not gonna make it

Dry cough and heavy lungs? Do you have pneumonia?

I'll be honest I don't think I've ever had pneumonia. I hardly ever get sick. My lungs feel dry. Almost itchy. I don't feel the immediate need to cough but if I did it'd definitely be dry

So you can't tell us. OK.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper , but you really dont enough toilet paper yourselves. The average toilet uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a week. rolls will be worth their weight in weight in a few weight, because everyone sees's it.

asuka or rei

Poast test or GTFO

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can you hold your breathe for 10 seconds without coughing

At most he could be charged with kidnapping

See I read that too. A couple days ago it was easy. I can still do it, but it's getting harder. The "itch" starts acting up and begins to feel like little needles

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>The average toilet uses 1 roll per day
Furtunately i dont have a toilet family here. The youngling ceramoids have long left the house to hunt for their own sources of feces.
Im sure the have sonce grown unto proud and mighty toilets on their own.
*wipes a tear*

Wtf is that picture lol

Just something I found on google lol

got it last week. just getting over it now. it's a cake walk, just dont go anywhere so you don't kill boomers

>Mmm I might go commit some crimes if it gets really bad. Might steal a car and fuck some hookers if it gets too bad
Based

Yes, you just have to not settle for a basic bitch 1 rack bbq