/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2114 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 169,232 ► Died: 6,494

>NEWS
Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Denmark shuts down borders
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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China cities locked down again as new wave hits
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Germany to close borders with France, Austria, Switzerland
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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100,000 infected in Ohio, health officials estimate
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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>REMINDER
White House admits they lack tests
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Sweden stops testing "to protect other patients"
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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>LATEST CASES
19:44: 1,228 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
19:41: 1,452 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain.
19:39: 924 new cases and 36 new deaths in France.
17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 232 new cases and 14 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
11:03: 1,209 new cases and 113 new deaths in Iran.
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Italy +3,590 (+368) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,452 (+96) Germany +1,214 (+2) France +924 (+36) US +678 (+6) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +251 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +79 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +35 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) S. Marino +8 (+2) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) Norway +144 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Qatar +64 Canada +69 Cze. Rep. +64 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Brazil +40 Iceland +14 Estonia +56 Ireland +41 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Egypt +16 Poland +21 Iraq +14 S. Arabia +15 Indonesia +21 Thailand +32 India +12 Kuwait +8 Lebanon +6 UAE +13 Luxembourg +26 Chile +14 Peru +28 Russia +4 Slovakia +17 S. Africa +23 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Serbia +2 Mexico +17 Albania +4 Ecuador +9 C. Rica +8 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Cyprus +7 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 Tunisia +2 S. Lanka +8 Turkey +12 Venezuela +15 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Macao +1 Faeroes +1 Jordan +9 Jamaica +2 Kazakhstan +3 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Andorra +4 Rwanda +4 Guyana +3 Cameroon +1 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 Uzbekistan +4 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 Seychelles +1 St. Lucia +1 Bahamas +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1… Total +12,599 (+671)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 88,383 (3,295): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,843 (292) Germany 5,813 (11) France 5,423 (127) US 3,621 (63) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,391 (35) Norway 1,253 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,040 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Greece 331 (4) Canada 321 (1) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) Ireland 170 (2) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Egypt 126 (2) Poland 125 (3) Iraq 124 (10) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) India 112 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 77 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Ecuador 37 (2) Hungary 32 (1) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 253 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Brazil 191 Iceland 175 Estonia 171 Romania 139 S. Arabia 118 Kuwait 112 UAE 98 Chile 75 Peru 71 Russia 63 Slovakia 61 S. Africa 61 Vietnam 56 Pakistan 53 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Mexico 43 Palestine 38 C. Rica 35 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 Armenia 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Turkey 18 Venezuela 17 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Lithuania 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Jordan 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Kazakhstan 9 N. Zealand 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 P. Rico 4 Uzbekistan 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Seychelles 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 158/251

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Does someone have a chart/spreadsheet of China infected per day? No meme I think their numbers have been stuck for like a week. I think they gave up reporting.

>Dead: 6,492
lol, still only 6,492.
How many days has it been stuck at 6,492? Four days? Five days?

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Any faggot with age breakdowns of ages for hospitalisations and serious cases. Graphs would be nice

COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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where the fuck are all the people who said nothing ever happens now?

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Lads my parents are neoliberal urban hypernormies yet they think the virus was artificially made by chinks

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pre-pandemic apocalypse fap anyone?

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hey, i have the same feeling in the chest. Started being something soft but is growing and the feeling in the chest is bigger.

I just did an apnea trial (hold your breath) and lasted 50 seconds, so i dont get out of breath but the pain/tingle in the chest is in there.

I haven't been out of Norway since December, but i work in a hotel with a lot of international guest, so high risk area.

*COOF* *COOF* *COOF*
youtube.com/watch?v=SE1bL2bHe_w

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

AMA

i think i should go poach a couple of deer

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PA Fag here. My wife's cousin decided to be an idiot and take a trip to Florida because being a mother is too hard for her. Turns out one of the TSA agents at the airport she traveled through tested positive so now she's sent home and told to quarantine for 14 days.

Didn't say anything about her husband quarantining though. Whelp, welcome to PA corona-chan. Our county was clean before this. I kinda wanted the vacation though. This shit's crazy.

HOARDERS REPENT!!!

YOUR ACTIONS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!!

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kek

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/nurses-appear-to-put-live-coronavirus-patient-in-body-bag-in-iran-c-742670

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old, but a chart

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Great Depression 2 when?

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me: mum can you please stay indoors, every other country is going into lockdown

her: i'll stay indoors when the government tells me to

why are they like this

> Died: 6,494

>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 3 DEAD

Pretty sure I just passed phase 1 of the virus, here's to hoping I wont enter phase 2.

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TAKE ME BACK TO THE WUHAN CITY
WHEN IT WAS ONLY CHINKS AND THE DEATHS WERE THIRTY

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say again?

>squick squick
>rub rub rub

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God she is dick-shattering

Journalist freak out
HAPPENING

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I have a "no nuting on Sunday" policy, but I can help you

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Colombia joins the club of countries closing borders and banning all foreigners from entering the country. Only citizens and permanent residents allowed in.
>tfw third-world shitholes are managing this better than the first and second worlds

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youtube.com/watch?v=9cVn7E12-x0

twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1239213021769150465

Clown World.

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NOT SO FUNNY NOW HUH AMERICA?

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stale copy pasta is stale

>Corona-chan Vending Machine (MONEY PRINTER edition)
>v3: mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

Reply with new coronas.

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what about Russia and India?
we hear regularly from Europe,USA, Asia, Australia, but not those 2

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looks like they have some braincells floating around

part of me is hoping this doesn't blow over or suddenly "be under control" i love coming to these threads so much. it's like an addiction.

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ANONS MAKE IT STOP I WANT OFF

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>pandemic update press conference
>"Thank you: Costco, Walgreens, Walmart, CVS, and MOUNTAIN DEW (tm)

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No.

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Does anyone have the individual 50,000 picture of this?

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anyone have an update on this picture? I need it as a sample for science.

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*gives you your cooming loicense*

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haha funny machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tl;dr: Bongs are kill.

I have food for a while.
Was just wondering because you see it recommended sometimes which seems weird.

I guess at least with stuff like Pizza it should be less of a risk, since it gets heated in the oven and then right into the box usually, while still being pretty hot, which should kill most of anything dangerous.

Stopped buying stuff from bakeries and things like sushi a while ago.

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When theres a run on the banks

Hey larper, I fucked your mum last night. What do you think of that?

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Yes, our Q.T intected my mind

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good luck

Fuck off Gary.

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The Philly suburbs are already in soft lockdown, friend. At least your area is comparatively empty and safe.

Take care, user.

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Damn, Pence is a top-tier question passer.

WHERE'RE THE STREAMS JIIIIIIIIIIIM I NEED MY FIX

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this pasta is so good I kek every time

So what's happening in China? Haven't heard much from them lately.

rookie numbers

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CDC will release new national guidelines tomorrow.
Probably not restaurant closure, probably will be banning events greater than X people.

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Anyone else watching the conference?
youtube.com/watch?v=UVSWUDrAVHk

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WE'RE SEEING JUST HOW RESILIENT OUR CURRENT YEAR+5 SOCIETY REALLY IS
>IT'S FALLING APART
AHAHAHAH

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This is nothing to worry about
Only boomers die

DEBATE ME

TP aisle at local Wally World

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whitehouse.gov/live

>over 400 dead in 24 hours on Italy
So is corona chan about to wipe out all of Italy and Spain now?

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why the anti-argie version?

>SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS
>SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS
>SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS
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I will take any scenario on the chin happily aside from being made barren. living dead at that point

I have two dads,
HA CHECKMATE TWAT

>mfw it's the end of the world as we know it and this one it's for real
KOROSHO KOROSHO SLAVA BOGU KOROSHO
LIFE IS GOOD LIFE IS GREAT
IT'S A CHANCE TO CELEBRATE
KOROSHO KOROSHO
IT'S A PARTY IT'S A BALL
AND AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET ME DOWN AT ALL

youtube.com/watch?v=acTT862craE

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Bet she's from the US

>Germany 5,813 (11)
>US 3,621 (63)

FUCKING EXPLAIN!

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Somebody please explain the term "herd immunity" to me as I'm seeing it more frequently, but don't know what it means?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=khec-jvZx9E&feature=share

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looks like Tessa Fowler lmao

Excuse me but I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "the chink plague" is more formally known as a variety of terms, among them:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>COVID-19
>Coofit-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Thank you for your attention on this important matter.

no gun sales

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>pic
Wait for hyperinflation to kick in

they are getting nice....hnnng nice

JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE BRO

Fuck off larp!

I think most was cutting the hours of operation for restaurants or cutting half the capacity allowed in

Yes! Thank you! I will put them into good use, for science of course!

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FLATTEN THE CURVE

FLATTEN THAT CURVE NIGGA

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114925/Britains-coronavirus-crisis-Spring-2021-7-9million-people-hospitalised.html

Yep, I'm thinking it's over

only sausages left were these FUD sausages - poetic

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Wait until Canada stops being stupid.
>still hasn't closed borders to china
You think you're safe?

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Nothing of value will be lost

everyone has antibodies so the virus is unable to spread as well. usually used in context of a vaccine but the UK is just going to YOLO it and let the country get infected to stop the spread.

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You have shit healthcare and everyone's fat.

nothingburger

Less than a week ago the number was 2.44. We're accelerating.

POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
>POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
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POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
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What the hell did you say to me, you little bitch? I want to know that you are a senior engineer of my BSL-4 laboratory in Wuhan, and you have participated in many secret infection activities of Chinese people, and have confirmed that more than 5000 people have been killed.
I was trained in pandemic warfare and was the most infected person in the entire Chinese biological arsenal. To me, you are nothing, just another master. I'm going to cough precisely, it's a similar thing I've never seen on earth.
Do you think you can escape by saying these words to me over the Internet? Think again, stupid. As we said, I am in contact with my asymptomatic Chinese network, and now your computer's internet protocol address is being traced, so you can better deal with the cytokine storm. This storm has swept through what you call the poor little thing in life. You're fucking dead, kid, I can kill you in more than 700 ways anywhere, any time, and this is just my naked spike protein.
Not only have I received extensive training in pneumonia, but I have access to the entire HIV infection bank and will do my best to wipe my unfortunate butt off the African face, and you will be a little shit. If only you know what evil retribution your "smart" little review will bring you, then maybe you'll hold your nose.
But you can't, you don't, now you have to pay the price, you damn idiot. I will fill your lungs with fluid and you will drown them.
You fucking dead child

negro, te la pasas todo el día haciendo horneando hilos? eres neet?
saludos desde México

Money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PRINTING MONEY ISN'T WOOOOOOOORRRRRRKIIIIING

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Will she keep growing anons?

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Germans not counting deaths properly

That is a Chink, burgerbro.

Also Bill Gates Event 201

mises.org/power-market/fed-cant-save-us

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I’m just chillin tho getting drunk and high that’s the end of my blog thanks for reading

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HAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

WE'RE FUCKED

twitter.com/CNBC/status/1239311267501944834

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>eres neet?
obvio

Where is this at? Cali? lol

When an entire population has developped an immune system to a certain disease. For example when the settlers arrived in America, Europeans had herd immunity to diseases that natives didn’t.

MADAGASCAR WITHOUT A CASE, LEMURS CONFIRMED IMMUNE

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Why? What more could he have done?

So do we take our money out of banks now or?

Thanks guys for the happening, I have a coof and I'm probably going to die so here's my last video made for you. Enjoy!

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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such an effort to post the same copy past.mods make a lot of money for post like this appear in every thread

people don't die of corona here, they die of pneumonia

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"Flatten the curve!" the battle-cry rang. But Nurgle was fat and his crown full of horns.

forgot shanghai shivers.

Found this one

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What's with this brrrrr meme? I've been seeing it on Yas Forums as well.

that's fucking stupid

Yeah, I'm thinking Monday will be blood red.
Good for my puts.

Everybody btfo, read it one more time

HOARD FOR THE HERD

This scoreboard will have to count as the Olympics this year.

Kikes lost control, it's over

...en donde crees que estamos

JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE BRO

If people go through an infection they becone resistant. Once enough people are resistant virus can't spread and can't get to people that are too weak to survive an infection

Problem with this is that you can't build proper resistance coronaviruses

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guy who replied to you.

yeah, saw a post how a pizza hut was going to deliver, and saw a post how taco bell was prepared to do deliveries and drive through only. just because they're fast food, doesn't mean you should like thing of them negatively and on CNN just now said that the people on tv right now ate nothing but pizza and donuts for the past 2 days because of them working around the clock. food is food bro.

I was totally prepared to eat jack in the box which is a block away fro me for a week dude. I was even thinking of ordering 2 pizzas and saving them, cold pizza is good for a couple days.

Are you kidding we have historic proof to be the most accurate death counting country in the world!

>inb4 negative interest rates
you underestimate the printer

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Forgot:
>Jews Win Again 2019

cant get more people infected if everyone already is
*taps forehead*

More like ur monies are worthless

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I love your doggo. Be safe and merry travels

But my spaghetti and fettuccine people

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WUHAN LUNG FEVER

I wanted happening all these years but not like this.
bros...

why is dr redfield not present

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Is that what you think?

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P R I N T M O R E BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Look up footage of the 2015 tianjin explosion. It was an insane explosion that happened in China half a decade back. China claimed 0 people initially. Seriously. Look at footage or pictures of that explosion and think about how China tried to pretend that literally no one died. They're the worlds biggest fucking liars. Their numbers are useless. I'm not even a typical racist Yas Forumslack but I genuinely despise the Chinese people, the Chinese government, and will forever resent them for their role in this and their lies. If there was a just god, he'd wipe every single one of those bugs off the face of the earth

Take out a loan, Government owes you money now

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go for it

added

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Why contain it? If you restrict all travel in and out of the country, the virus wins.

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Still 7 bln people to go user

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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He could have toned down his obvious tryhard drama

BOUT TIME YOU DID IT BUCKO MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING THIN

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```BASED CORONACHAN```

how many cases are there in Seattle?

that meme is not even funny

but for some reason I always lose it to the FED boomer and BRR wtf

not be a stupid fucking cuck

>jews lost control of the market and money
THAT'S IT
IT'S OVER

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And it's not going to be pretty.
If vids from China are to believed, we are fucked.

Yes even Tedros and The WHO think its a bad idea

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Who is this

literally printing money and injecting it into the market
will cause inflation of your dollars

hes trying to get leon kennedy to fuck his sister

Since it's pretty much confidence that Italy, Iran and Spain are beyond fuck and UK is next what does this mean for the US?

Daily reminder that trying to outmutate a virus that has already undergone more rapid mutations than any known virus is basically like playing russian roulette with a full chamber

My mom lives in Italy

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kek
meanwhile in vienna people dislike the wuhan and italian singing from the window.
twitter.com/LeilaAls/status/1239247973575507968

"silence, silence. It does not sound great at all."

tough time ahead my friends, I know a lot of you have seen this before, but here is the thread again

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>the holocough
my sides!

Are we stuck in a horror movie?

Toilet paper is the the fiat currency, change my mind.

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>Shaolin Surprise
lost

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cheers Ivan

Hi Gary!
Still more threads than deaths in the USA

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eh the boomer is going to be dead before the effects of hyperinflation hit
he just wants to enjoy the noises
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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I want to see Coronachan get B I G G E R

>THREE MONTHS TO PREPARE
>DID NOTHING JUST A FLU BRO

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Guess.

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Better get 200k ready soon

where...i see the article but premarket doesnt show anything but fridays shit [i have puts so im shitting my pants btw]

That the US is next after the UK

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> Zero Interest Rates
> $700 billion QE
> Still going limit down anyway

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>negative interest rates stop working
>government now has to use imaginary numbers
brrrrr(sqrt[-1])

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No, the horror movie would be bodies reanimating after coronavirus killed em. Like zombies or whatever

I'm sorry, but did Italy already lose?
Oh, that's right. The quarantine isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does having 24000+ cases and 400 deaths a day with absolutely no control over spreading chains count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the quarantine is still on? The Italians are still containing the virus right now and they have had the best doctors in the Mediterranean for how many years now? They're containing one of the weakest viruses who just happens to have a lead because it's feeding off the energy of 2000+ threads on a Malawi noodle appreciation board. But you know what? Coronavirus still fucking sucks. Italy is one of the best fucking countries in the EU, they went +1 million African migrants last year and would of won the world war if Mussolini didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Italy is declared to have achieved herd immunity and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Gooks just locked down their country when they got hundreds of new cases in a day, just like the Chinks did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Italy topics because you're an autist who doesn't like the country because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking countries on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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Fuck.

This is wrong, but anime does cure you from coronavirus.

soon (tomorrow)

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Stuck? You're in one, buddy.

based lappland poster, i got banned for posting them

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top kek

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>we will try to out-evolve the virus

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thanks doc