/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2113 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Did Goku die of corona?

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Has Italy completely collapsed yet?

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WHAT DOES SLASHING INTEREST RATES TO 0 MEAN?

>t. economic brainlet

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hahaha money printer go brrrrr

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give me some lewd chorona-chan

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>saved by the fed in his first term

OHNONONONONONONOO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE ORANGE BABOON

>tfw you look up some coronavirus compilations
This isn't a joke

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so how do you think this will end?

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KILL THE COOFER IN THE AUDIENCE

Hold shit, there is literally one person killing all of them and no one is killing him fast enough. Now the whole room is infected.

APOLOGIZE

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WHO /HERD/ HERE?

>curve status:

NOT FLATTENED

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>If only you knew how bad things really are

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only good wojak picture I've seen in five years

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>china buys out murifat stonks
>ready to bounce back to work
>meanwhile in murica
>depression incoming
>deathtoll increasing

ya'll ready burgerland?

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of of of of of of uh of of of

also based suprer spreader killing all these "journalists" and boomers

da fuk did Trump mean by 2 months.

youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

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FEDERAL RESERVE CUTS RATES TO 0.00%
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3.4 billion infected with 50 million deaths

why flatten it?

They are trying to manufacture money as far as I understand so the market doesn't collapse further

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Bros, did we flatten the curve yet?

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Under 30s need not worth this only kills boomers and diabetics

Look at Pence everytime a coof is heard
He really wants to pull a gun and shoot the coofer

Corona-chan please destroy the fucking world. I offer you these digits as my sacrifice.

So? Did WHO finally designate this a pandemic or what?

right here lad, feels great to be immune to this watching the rest of the world panic lol

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Thank God I listened to you fags and stocked up in February. I'm in Missouri and things aren't disaster tier yet, but I get the feeling this week might be the last relative calm

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So you can sum up all these press briefings like this?

>muh stronk stonks goy
>muh great economy
>testing testing testing
>don't prepare, just wash your hands bro

There's just nothing worthwhile being said so far.

free loans for businesses
maybe house purchases--->construction industry stimulation

ANSWER THIS QUESTION

>THERE'S A FUCKING COOFER IN THE AUDIENCE

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Do you think it's worth doing extra prepping shopping tomorrow? We had quite the panic buying this weekend. I don't need more food. Just feel like it's never enough

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Serbia's president has announced closure of all schools. Map updated

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happening is cancelled

>majority of cases are dying of heart failure

burgerland is over

Yeah. Beginning of last week

2 weeks ago
>nothingburger just a flu
1 week ago
>risk to average american remains low
now
>risk to everyone besides the endangered groups remains low

>Corona-chan Vending Machine (I'M NOT READY edition)
>v3: mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

Reply with new coronas.

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>state of emergency got declared
>everything got shut down
>travel is kill
and you're still thinking of fapping

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>Dead: 6,492
lol, still only 6,492.
How many days has it been stuck at 6,492? Four days? Five days?

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>tfw the olympics aren't cancelled it's just a race for corona high score
Spain and Germany really pumping the gas, south korea going to be out of the podium soon!

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BROS

It was unprecedented.

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>people with BMI >25 are being denied respirators

BASED, fumunda cheese people BTFO

Well the best time to buy is always yesterday until you hit peak cases.

Can someone recommend a decent .01 micron portable water filter? Not too expensive, I am poor.

honestly feels like we are the only other nation with a long term plan
fuck the shills Boris, dont blink

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Companies won't pay interest on your taxes even as inflation continues
You're giving them your money away for free

I never asked for this. I wanted a small happening. Not a world ending pandemic. This is the shitiest apocalypse type. Give Ayys, give magic returning. Not this gay ass virus!! FUCK!!!

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Shit is about to hit the fan in the USA enjoy the video.

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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gl loading it ;)

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hey,i'm preped and i don't give a shit

post more

Why are they all sitting and standing so close to each other wtf

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I'll lend you my strength

>Trump leaving Pence to die in a room full of coofers

F

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any north tx anons here? I am right next to Collin county and freaking out. All of Dallas has 14 cases and we just got our 8th!

Me following these threads from the beginning and seeing NPCs very slowly realizing SHTF.

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Thank you all Hapooner frens for making these /cvg/ breads so comfy!

My BMI is just over 25
It's ogre

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Do you know who drew it?

Gommunism for the rich :D :D

WHO'S COOFING

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>if your BMI is >25
So, the entirety of the USA?

>risk to everyone besides the endangered groups remains low
That's been the case all along.

It means that its effectively free to borrow money. The next step is negative interest rates, where you get paid to borrow money.

>Turkey 12
18

>don't have to go to uni
>but i'll be stuck in my small hometown with nothing to do
not sure how to feel about that
also seeing the president go "fuck the eu we love china" was funny

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What do you think will happen once the markets open on Monday?

Didn't we just hit like 150k cases and 6000 deaths yesterday? Atleast for deaths we are growing pretty rapidly it seems like.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oei_rfBPArY
Thread theme?

Wuhan's quarantine just ended after 60 days. Our situation couldn't be worse than Wuhan's

Yas Forumsfph wins again

So a bunch of people don't die. But it's pretty difficult to flatten it now

Why isn't the UK doing anything?
Are all the memes about /herd/ true?

It's going to be fucking messy.

Lifestraws for personal use, Berkey Blacks for anything else.

i miss these days of /cvg/
take me back

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>endangered groups only includes people with a respiratory system

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>@willwildart

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guess again buddy

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Global recession. Nationalism rises. Inevitable war afterwards. Pakis and Poos will start it.

Screencap it.

We are on a country wide quarantine from 12 March. Borders closed. Probably tomorrow they will close all trade centers, cafes and restaurants. We already sent all mothers will little kids to work at home, but probably tomorrow we will have management meeting in my office so all workers will go to work at home.

Over/under on Corona-chan surpassing Spanish Flu?

I'm supposed to be concerned about a little bug which most people recover from?

So.. the UK is not doing anything? Why?

china has like 1,4 billion people but only 80k confirmed cases? this somehow doesn't add up to the hysteria at all, even if you take those numbers by 10x or 100x

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Our govt is run by a bunch of retards.
Schools are closing, but not by govt. decision.

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here's them in a gif but i dont have them individually

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So the peak number of patients needing the ICU never exceedes the capacities. However to flatten it enough the pandemic would have to stretch to 10 years as things stand now.

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it was a play on pic related

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based, added

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That Iran news tho. Together with that leaked video where they were taking someone who wasnt dead in a bag, why isnt this being heavily reported?

In the end there will be good conquering evil, just like in all the great tales we were told as children. A better age of people more resistant to globalization and more self reliant in matters concerning the needs of themselves and their community. Just hold fast, a new day will dawn.

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Alright I have accepted it. i am likely going to die of starvation. My supplies are not nearly enough for how long shit is going to be fucked in this country. I will be starving in a few weeks and since I am already malnourished from depression I am not gonna last. Just want to say it's been real bros but this is fucking it it's not gonna be pretty.

How tf do i get that chemical swell out of my chink respirator, i let it air out for 2 hours today but the inside still stinks like hell

I bought it in january btw so any virions on it are already ded

It says Lifestraws are .2 micron. Is that enough to filter out viruses?

>Probably tomorrow they will close all trade centers, cafes and restaurants

Lviv is already shut down: unian.ua/society/10915805-krim-produktovih-aptek-ta-zapravok-u-lvovi-zavtra-zakriyut-usi-zakladi-torgivli.html

Ok but at what point does everyone nuke China?

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Can someone post the webm where a grocery opens and it's flooded with people buying up all of it? It's like security camera footage I believe

checked

This is the slowest happening, but the biggest one.

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Pretty based

It would have been blood red for sure if the fed didn't slash the rates again

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"I'm all in"

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Will be under. Health care during the spanish flu was almost non-existant. Soldiers spread it everywhere, media didn't report and governments didn't respond for ages.

It's still gonna be fucking messy though

not worse? it's catastrophic in comparison

>impending death
>I can’t eat because I’m “depressed”

The world doesn’t need you anyway

OH NONONONONONO
LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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link?

Why would they do this lads?

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youve lost your edge gary

BROS

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No. Just particulate.
Either boil what's left over or put in a single drop of bleach per gallon of water to kill viruses

>Borrowing for free
So tomorrow will be the great depression part 2; electric banana band?

Watching him go " Foreigners not welcome, except the Chinese" made me bust a gut laughing.

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Unironically speaking:

Virus is selectively fatal for pensioners and the unhealthy.
Doing "things" are expensive.
Better to let the virus do it's thing to free up funds for something else.

He fucking wishes he could string a sentence that makes that much sence together these days

No I meant my depression fucked my eating habits before I knew about the apocalypse. I was skipping meals like an idiot.

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I left for a 2 hour walk to clear my head, anything happen?

>couldn't be worse
Ok then.

I can't stop laughing FUCK

GAS STATIONS HAVE TONS OF WATER AND SOME GROCERIES
Was able to snag 10 1 gallon jugs no questions asked
Thank heaven for 7-11

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3 years from now
billion or so dead from Gorona
hundreds of millions from treatable reasons

Not even mentioning war

>nuking empty Lebensraum

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Everybody btfo’d

>m-miura?

source?

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>Coronavirus Cases:
>169,217
>Deaths:
>6,492
>Recovered:
>76,615
>unrecovered??? 86,110
Figure it out.
'Just the flu bro'

>Cow down to the EU for years so that they would open their borders to you
>The EU finally opens the border
>Be forced to close it down yourself over the flu
Man, that must hurt.
Is there panic buying and other stuff seen in the Occident?

Question, does this shit spread even from breathing? Does normal breathing throw out droplets or is that just coughing or sneezing? Or does even light talking throw out short distance droplets?

Just a prank bro

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you

>china ready to bounce back to work

Nigga they are worse off than the rest of the world.

People being locked in Wuhan screaming: youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw

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Checked and also Wuhan is still locked down.

Don’t rush it

idk lol

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>with BMI >25
The entire continental United States?

>over 25 BMI is a serious comorbidity
Americans are dead.

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slow? the boogaloo seem slow but has been barely 2 months and everything is fucked up

Breathing naturally expels some droplets yes.
Gentler breathing will project less. Anyone breathing heavy should be avoided

It can get on dust and float around.

>corona chan breaks the billion mark

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>Empty
>Not crawling with chink made parasites

THE FED JUST SOLVED THE TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE

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maybe those gut biome ppl were onto something?

Diabetics and fatties eat too many grains and mess up their gut?

IT'S GOING TO BE A CLEANSING

>online bullion dealers all sold out
>online bullion dealers all sold out