Coronavirus humor thread.
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>people who don't wash their hands buying gallons of bleach
>bleach expires in 6 months
Coronavirus humor thread
Luke Morales
Camden Kelly
What do you mean, expires?
William Jenkins
Loses potency exponentially from 6 months, to 9, to a year. Protip, if you want to have access to bleach that won't degrade, buy pool shock with 65% available chlorine and learn to dilute it with water.
Sebastian Morales
Not aure where happened, I think Europe?
Liam Edwards
Robert Davis
Because bleach expires just like gas retard.
James Reed
William Thomas
You DO know this is based, right?
Austin Bailey
Does this mean it would no longer purify water when used as a highly diluted water purification method? And would it become toxic?
Kevin Reyes
Dominic Russell
Lmao you pathetic preppers never fail to make me laugh with your "corona humor" threads
Face it, most coofers will be infinitely more sick than any of you sad mask faggots ever will be. You are on the wrong side of pathology, get over it losers
Parker Martin
>Maxima shopping bag
Based Lithuanians.
Brandon Rodriguez
you’ve done ya proud leaf
Evan Ward
What did you mean by that? And what is a coofer? How are you so "preparedness is old" user?
Ethan Evans
That's Spain, it went viral ~4 days ago
Jonathan Lopez
Jayden Adams
Henry Reyes
>usually drink bottled water
>it's gone because pipes will stop fucking working when 5% of the population gets sick???
James Ortiz
This shits gonna be over in 1-2 months.
Alexander Lee
Lincoln Thompson
Lmao
Xavier Garcia
No idea really where or when these are from...
Jordan Edwards
Grayson Walker
God I love this shit. The goon squad pulling up for potato flakes.
Basically my understanding is it becomes both inert, losing the ability to kill bacteria, and would basically only serve to make you feel ill via fumes/ diluted consumption. Bleaching water should basically always be a last resort to begin with.
Jaxson Bennett
Carter Powell
>Water plant worker infected
>Coofs into tank
>Infected water distributed to homes through pipes
>People get the kill coofs after washing their buttholes. Or drinking it or whatever
Logan Morgan
Samuel Johnson
>no filters
look at these fucking scrubs
Bentley Gonzalez
Bros she can't do that.
Christian Reed
Everyone looks so fed up lol
David Martinez
4€ the kilo of patata?
Daniel Edwards
Wyatt Gray
looool
Kayden Bailey
This is peak Whiteness.
Eli Davis
nice counter-pasta
Lucas Williams
Jeremiah Ortiz
That's Lidl (german discount supermarket chain). I recognize the price tags.
Landon Jones
Brody Cooper
Jack Foster
the virgin N95 vs the chad paper bag
Ryan Carter
Christian Perez
these dumb mother fuckers are in there buying FOOD that they will conSOOM like its some how different once its "theirs" fuckin dolts
Andrew Clark
Dominic Martinez
Dylan Phillips
Blake Gomez
Dylan Rivera
Gavin Watson
Eventually the date on the calendar will be after the date on the bottle. Literally nothing happens. It's not milk or eggs.
Parker Fisher
That's refreshing, thanks leaf.
Ayden Gomez
Fucking lol. The corona reaper has come for this old woman.
Jayden Wood
Jaxson Roberts
Gun-hating liberals lined up to buy guns in Culver City, Commiefornia.
Brayden Garcia
Landon Morgan
James Miller
>solo on the legs
I bet he is.
Wyatt Ortiz
Ha
Anthony Gomez
Those are cheek filters mask you scrub.
Owen Murphy
Christian Wilson
Buy test strips
Christopher Williams
Julian Miller
Jawas
Jose Green
>this is fine, dance away your fears
Lucas Adams
Ryder King
he was a good stalker...
Mason Hernandez
Alexander Gutierrez
Jaxon Sanders
CHEEKY BREEKI
Ian Watson
nice
Xavier Walker
This is what happeningfags believe will happen.
Jack Collins
holy fuck, for some reason this one made me lose my shit
Carter Scott
Christopher Wright
Brayden Thompson
First actual humor post.
kek
Aaron Martin
>not maximising profits by cutting it with kitchen towel
Cameron Edwards
Hey, user, your mail order Asian wife finally arrived.
Hudson Morales
Owen Thompson
Connor Morales
Get out of here stalker
Jordan Morales
>pic
Ultra based
Elijah Gutierrez
Christopher Martinez
Underrated
Isaiah White
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Lincoln Brooks
"Wootini"
Jose Smith
Henry Hernandez
>Dark Spirit Gas Man has Invaded!
David Collins
>that feel when you get hosed down
Gavin Edwards
this should be the norm
Chase Wood
i laughed
Jack Cook
isnt there like a 20 day wait to buy?
Carson Cooper
Xavier Allen
Go back to redddit you fucking boomer faggot
Justin Allen
Peak 300 pound 50 year old women performance.
Sebastian Moore
kek
William Allen
This somehow reminds me of one of those scavengers from Fallout. I never thought I'd live to see this timeline. It's a blessing and a curse all at once.
Liam Powell
What happens to bleach when it "expires" do you think?
Joseph Carter
looks suspiciously like a nato 40mm thread without a filter
Benjamin Ramirez
>Bleaching water should basically always be a last resort to begin with.
Why? Bleach is perfectly fine. It just makes water taste like shit. 2 drops per liter
Dylan Perry
Jayden Young
>no exhaust or intake
did this guy collapse from oxygen deprivation soon afterwards?
Wyatt Nelson
From early feb. this one gets me every time I look at it. Didn’t have biohazard suit but was worried.
Dylan Young
Ah, mister, can you give me and my kids some of your hoard of toilet paper and food? The store is all out and we're really desperate.
Hunter Anderson
It is a NATO 40mm without an actual NATO 40mm filter screwed in.
Eli Adams
Leo Ortiz
>they all mocked him
>but then the little voice started
Ryder Flores
Gimme the paussi
Julian Williams
Jose Martin
"Look out! More Ghost people!"
Jose Gutierrez
Timmy, I need you to come out of your room and go buy some dinner. Put this hazmat suit on dear, I've heard this carolina fever is spreading like crazy.
Josiah Sullivan
Shrrr Shrrr
Grayson Young
saw a dude in wallyworld this morning who was wearing a mask and gloves, basically the only guy i've seen dressed like that through out this whole thing. so i'm doing the self scan checkout thing, and he's two kiosks, or whatever they're called, over. he's paying with cash, and coins, which is weird most people use cards.
so anyway he leaves and i'm still doing my scanning and paying.
finally get out to the parking lot, and i'm throwing shit in the back of my truck and the loudest goddamned opera is blaring in the distance. i look around for who it is, it's the dude with the mask and gloves loading shit into his supra.
Caleb Torres
>9
>no filters AND no gloves
larpers
Asher Davis
It's an M4 polish cheek filter mask, the filters are on the inside of the mask
Isaiah Brown
Joshua Cook
lmao when did the germans become so funny?
Elijah Adams
>cheap overall with no portection against viral agents
>not buying a deltaplus 300 coverall or an 3M 4570+ coveral
This dudes fugged.
Gabriel Brooks
James Price
no cure, permanent animal poop virus in your body
sell these tiny animals in poop cage farms is capitalism at it's finest
Nicholas Rodriguez
It ceases being alkaline, and becomes ineffective at it's purpose by orders of magnitude. It is cosmically funny that people who fucking touch their phone, genitals, mouth, and every surface in public are buying shit they won't ever use. How much bleach do you use in a year?
Hunter Rogers
Spain hahaha
Jayden Gray
Connor Murphy
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Nolan Mitchell
A pillow case with eye holes is still the best improvised defense mask.