HOLY SHIT ZERO INTEREST RATES

HOLY SHIT drumpfs economy is horrendous,one term and this happens

Time for Fascism to rise again.

>zero interest rates
>QE
nigger, you still have to pay it back

Best time to buy a new car or home.

>literally just printing trillions out of nothing
>B-B-B-But how can we afford it?!??!?!!

This country's politics is so retarded it hurts.

There's literally gibs in my country right now roasting me for saying we should be very careful about the economic response to this crisis. Someone asked who would pay for all this and the response from people was "the government will". This is how retarded the average person is. Fuck it though lets light it up.

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History rhyming in real time baby.

I don’t see how this would encourage Consumption or investment, when rates were already so low - and capital was otherwise very accessible.
What does it change really, other than provide a one day psychological boost?

This could actually make things worse by signalling panic

how long should I wait to redo my mortgage?

This. They are trying to kill the banks

Bitcoin is on the move

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This might bring hyperinflation, in which case you don't have to worry about it.

All the FED has is a hammer so everything looks like a nail. They have no real way to spur the economy thanks to the Wuhan Fluhan, so this is the next best thing, pretending you are doing something that will help: printing trillions of dollars to give to banks so they will "lend" when there's no one to lend to.

fucking hell man...this price action is depressing

I really thought the halving would have made everything easier but I'm starting to doubt it considering we're on the verge of a global recession

it was mentioned here
GOLD STANDARD SOON
HE'S BANKRUPTING THEM

AHAHAHA FUCK THE FED

Might provide a day of green trading on an otherwise red day. Tomorrow is/was supposed to be a bloodbath but we'll see. This is crazy news but i'm interested to see if it will go negative.

I honestly think this is the more likely answer. Boomers are already emptying their portfolios en masse since a lot of them won't live to see it go green again & they want liquidity. Combine that with panic selling and shits going from messy to biblical out there.

It would only cause hyperinflation if banks actually lent the money, they won't all it can do is save the stock market for a while before the economic decline thanks to Chink AIDS takes its toll again.

What are you surprised about?

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>QE
>nigger, you still have to pay it back

That's not how this works. This cash is injected into the banks who in turn buy stocks (which causes stocks to go up) and make loans (which puts new money in the economy and makes stocks go up), which causes inflation (which causes stocks to go up).

But it's not clear if this will be enough, because an actual plague, if this is a real plague, will cause a horrible shock to an economy built around the consoomer.
This is different than 2008 because the damage was already done after they did the first QE. We don't know what the damage will be in the coming months.

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problem is bitcoin derivative trading is outpacing bitcoin spot trading. they’re doing the same thing with BTC they did to gold.

What does it mean can I buy a cheap house now? Are boomers fucked?

>This might bring hyperinflation

That will never happen. The dollar is backed by oil, the US military, and it is the reserve currency. Inflation gets exported to the other countries and never gets watered down relative to them because of this. You are repeating (((doom and gloom propaganda))) from after the 08 crisis they made up to get Boomers to sell their stocks.

no, just means more free money for middlemen, merchants, and traders

>how long should I wait to redo my mortgage?
After there's a couple Trillion worth of fiscal stimulus and extra government spending, but don't count on it any time soon.

Congress and Senate will try to keep the economy on life support until after the election.

The largest 300 pension funds collectively hold about $6 trillion in assets.

I don’t see why pensions would desire more stock at this point. The prudent move would be to diversify away from stock. Why risk everything on what has been revealed to be a casino?

Stocks perform well during hyperinflation, moron.

>hyperinflation

You missed my point. Hyperinflation will never happen. Just regular inflation.

Grats on the zero interest loans already rich people and "new Americans"

>That's not how this works. This cash is injected into the banks who in turn buy stocks
Only if they expect positive returns, there was a period after 2008 where they just parked all the money in excess reserves waiting for the right opportunity.

They'll want to see sufficient fiscal stimulus before they start investing.

I hate this shit-first cling ((bankers))

Anyone who already has bought a house should welcome hyperinflation.

Of all the funny people on this board, the americans that think they are invincible are the funniest.
Even Rome fell and so will you eventually

>the americans that think they are invincible are the funniest.

Oh, we are going down. But it won't be because of hyperinflation. The Jews who run ZeroHedge and the Fed push the hyperinflation meme. They will kill us Amalekites in our quarantined homes with robots before hyperinflation happens.

show proof you faggot

Bitcoin still rising

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FUTURES ARE FALLING. TOMORROW IS A 4000 DROP.

Don't get too hot and heavy for a refi or mortgage, banks will do everything possible not to lend even if your credit score is above 800.

And, like all bubbles, will eventually pop.

Futs open at 3, fag.

I remeber seeing peter schiff gonna do rounds during the 2008 crisis
>I got outta dollar in a hundred years ago~!! buy my gold!

The Romans didn’t have the ability to take the rest of the world down with them in nuclear fire

For what? Antoher pathetic failure? The cycle is annoying

By the way your economy is going neither do you. War costs money, you only have debt.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY OUR CENTRALLY PLANNED ECONOMY IS ALLOWED TO BLATANTLY MANIPULATE THE MARKETTTTTTTTTTT
chinkbots seething

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Futures open and yikes.

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Shieet, this is actually good. Hopefully it's true this time

Kek has spoken. Be praised!

I don't know anything about jewish finance games

What is the significance of this event?

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They're trying to stimulate economy by making money worth nothing, and then printing more of them.
It's finally happening, the world is about to de-globalize.

How does (((the fed))) further fucking with markets lead to DE-globalization? They want the exact opposite

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Dollar collapse will lead to regional currencies rising up. With 'murrican project closing or at least losing all steam, National States will rise again.
They all expected EU to become the biggest loser around in the coming years, but it seems US is rushing in to be the one.

>Dollar collapse will lead to regional currencies rising up
98% of Americans are braindead normies, you honestly think that they will get on board with "regional currencies"? Nah m8, they'll chimp out and do whatever ZOG tells them to do

Explain to a retard: what does this mean?

Federal reserve increases money supply.

That sound was the "ping" of their clip being empty. What happens next if it doesn't work will be interesting.

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