White House: Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing

I came back to Yas Forums from stashing preps to make sure I wouldn't miss such a thing

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Jews are not the problem.. white trash is.

It's literally nothing.

here we go

Nice try.

You mean the AIPAC Virus?

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Another stream

Right Side Broadcasting Network
youtube.com/watch?v=R2phYamVJT0

Announcement will be made that Washington state will quarantine people to their homes.

That doctor looks like the rabbi from Trump's inauguration.

Post nose

Interstate travel ban
>Interstate travel ban
Interstate travel ban
>Interstate travel ban

Every thread.. go away shill

Its happening

i have sudden diarrhea am i fucked now? also the store was out of toilet paper so i guess i'm just out of luck, also i may have the coronavirus

When people realize they're the only country on earth with no plans to sign the agreement between all nations on earth to NOT MAKE FUCKING SUPER AIDS.

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Domestic travel ban. Sucks for you LA trannys.

The governor is shutting down bars and restaurants here in Ohio. There was a doctor at the presser, and she looked scared shitless.
I have a feeling the next couple of months is going to suck.

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I had this last night, probably infected. True if double digits.

Maybe in Bongistan a roll will last you a day, but here you might go through 2-3 rolls a day. We easily go through several gross a month here.

MARSHALL LAW DECLARED

It's going to happen.

FUCK 66's

Could be caused by street as well
Then again I've had diarrhea for weeks now..

*Stress

Wait really?

Can you guys watch my toilet paper for me? I'll be back in a sec.

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I hope not, my brother was supposed to come home from uni in may.

Good

Said the kike

TRUMP WILL ANNOUNCE FED SHUTDOWN.

EXECUTE ORDER 66

oops

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Not anymore, hopefully he's someplace comfy.

Trump said he was thinking of limiting travel in hot spots in yesterday's press briefing.

>sprays explosive sharts over entire stash

Yeah he'll be alright either way but I miss him :(

Well who isnt going to try and spread this to the kikes? Iv been hoping to get it so I can go into a jewish deli and coof

HURRY UP

ROGER THAT SARGE!

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Trump won't be at today's press confrence, mark my words. He has the virus, but they are going to make up some other excuse.

heh heh heh... not so fast slovenia

imagine being 15 minutes late to your own press briefing

(((Charles Lieber)))

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You who snatched his shit?

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Probably announcing Martial law

FELLOW
*cough*
AMERICANS

IT'S HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.
IT'S LIVE NOW.
>IT'S LIVE NOW.

>a whole of America approach

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Tall guy in the left is clearly a jew

Imagine if they tried to stop spread of the flu, how impossible that would be

sure thing buddy.

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Great... more opportunities for media kikes to infect each other.

Oh shit, why do they have the Coast Guard leadership out there?

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all military leaders up there?

>can stay home and work on my book and vidya game backlog
Based

J U S T

fpbp

SHUT IT DOWN

WTF

FED RATE IS 0.25

who dis

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FED RATE REDUCED TO .25%

>free money
>buy 200 billion of MBS
>everything is fine

0-.25 fed rate!!!

END THE FED

500 bil treasuries
200 bil mortgage back securities

lol Trump sucks so much cock when he speaks.. get the doctors on!

wishful thinking. I hate listening to him talk the past few months but especially the past couple of weeks. He's turned into a mumbling retard

ZERO - 0.25% RATES

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>THANKS TO THE FED
THANKS TO THE FED
>THANKS TO THE FED
THANKS TO THE FED
>THANKS TO THE FED
THANKS TO THE FED
>THANKS TO THE FED
THANKS TO THE FED

IT'S A SUNDAY MIRACLE.

showed up for Fauci, got drumpf instead.

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>Oh shit, why do they have the Coast Guard leadership out there?
Coast Guard falls under Homeland Security - is shit about to Happening?

POTENTIALLY ZERO

printer go brrrrrrrr :DDDD

Stock markets exploding as we speak.

Libkikes, trannies, niggers BTFO THE FUCK OUT

kek, APOLOGIZE edition when?

a month or two from now wtf?

Log in and the Orange Jew is talking about the Federal Reserve buying $500 Billion of US Securities. I hope everyone in Washington DC chokes to deaths on their own spit filled lungs.

This. Trump has it but since its not dangerous to have, be’ll survive like everyone else

why is there niggers and women behind orange man

This didn’t age well.

Suck that FED dick.

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Lol it's pretty funny around the 30th time you see it

That's the surgeon general in his military dress. They're technically a branch too. Not the coast guard.

Hahaha dropped the paper.

FED SAVED THE WORLD

I got a feeling he's about to drop a bombshell...

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WHY ARE THEY WEARING THOSE JUMPSUITS?!!

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So what does this mean for the average Joe?

IN THE WORLD OF STORES

when they recalculate fed rates

Maybe that's the Public Health Service uniformed.

rofl the way he dropped that piece of paper

>drops document
what did he mean by this?

BWAHAHAHHA HE DROPPED THE GOOGLE PRESS RELEASE

FUCKING REPORTERS BTFO

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

He knows who is to blame

not to mention, they're in their deployment uniform. you wear then when going underway, same poopysuit as the navy

damn, im an infantryfag and didnt even know that.

Trump is a slut

That's what it is. Forgot the name.

PUBIX SUPERMARKETS
TYSON FOODS
TRADER JOES
holy shit it's all of them

Did he just toss that paper away after holding it up?

They are going to space to escape the virus

quickly, bigly

HYPERINFLATION IS HERE
BURN YOUR DOLLARS IS JUST THE SAME THAN HAVING THEM

God we really are fucked

DOLLAR GENERAL CEO INVOLVED

why is Trump so thin-skinned? A few fake reports and he gets completely bootyflustered. Journalists would never behave so immaturely.

>trump listing the real owners of the US

he dropped it likes its hot. Thats gonna be a meme for a good while.

ok.

still got JUSTed

They're fleeing to space after the briefing

He's pretty out of breath.

Trump is looking way way better. He looked like hell the last couple days.

Means he's absolutely pissed off at the media for actively trying to induce more panic instead of trying to calm people.

Bitch looks like Alice from The Brady Bunch

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My thread got ignored; I'm watching it here instead now.

feenominal.

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TAKE IT EASY DON"T BUT SO MUCH YOU PREPPING CHURCHIE WHITE TRASH

He's not very good at reassuring regular people is it.

TRUMP JUST TOLD US TO RELAX, IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME TO PANIC

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> It's real

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hahahah btfo

RELAX

Come on, Trump. Here in the Great Lakes, we go to Meijers. Where's Meijers?

He’s been working nonstop for three weeks.

>if only you knew how bad things really were

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ECONOMY IS SAVED GOYIM ECONOMY IS SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I DON'T THINK I PREPPED ENOUGH I DON'T THINK I PREPPED ENOUGH

He's connected to the Senator from Jawwjuhhh.

man trump has aged like 15 years during 4 years

>why do they have the Coast Guard leadership out there?
Needed the highest representation of women pretending to be in charge.

nooooOOOOO YOU FAT ORANGE FAGGOT IM HOLDING SQQQ AND TECS FOR MONDAY THE MARKET WAS SUPPOSED TO CRATER AND MAKE ME RICH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NONONONO
IM RUINED
IM RUINNNNEEDDD

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RELAX
CONSUME
DONT THINK

what's his endgame?

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CAAAAALMDOWN!!! REALAX!!!

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>Beyond Christmas Time

It's fucking Meijer you doublenigger. Don't come to Lansing

Yeah boris was amazing at that

>the BWC
Jews hate this

Why? Chinese have grown viruses like this before. They did it again with their gross markets. They’ll do it again, too.

BUY STOCKS YOU INCELS IT'S MARCH 2009 ALL OVER AGAIN

Every president does

Interesting perspective, no one has ever made that kind of remark about a president at the end of his term before

Says the cuck when tyrones taking too long to cum in his wife

?????????

HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO SAY HE KNOWS ITS FUCKING OVER.

Because we are in a historical crisis, and journalists are using it to score points for their agenda instead of caring for the common good.

They should be dressed in t shirts and sweat pants since it's Sunday

kek, hilarious how quite they got after yelling mr president.

Get diversity hired as POTUS

Do you have proof?

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GOOD LORD. I've seen teenagers holding a better speech in class.

So we have given up all pretenses that Donald Trump is capable of handling a crisis.

So what's so urgent about this press conference? Just tuned in a couple minutes ago

MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT

What is he even saying.

Why is he always like this! Just have a coherent message or statement, stop jumping from sentence to sentence.

Than god Pence is on now.

Skull and Bones VP on deck.

jesus christ the press

I like how he just dips out like - fuck you media

>GAME OVER MAN!
>GAME OVER!!!

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Being ironic is the faggiest thing you can do

overrated.
oh yeah i almost forgot to thank the moderators. oops. just give me 30 minutes to thank random tards for banning ppl from chat instead of covering the fucin news.
hang on first i need to silently read something for 5 minutes every other time i end a sentance.
hang on gottatake a lunch break be back shortly....

Shill Jew.

He seemed incredibly logical.

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Boris was doing well the whole YOUR LOVED ONES WILL DIE.

lets be honest Mike "PeePee" Pence should be the president, so much easier to listen to

When the president tells you to relax is time for massive panic, they dont know shit and no one will save you, they dont have a plan.

The Fed slashed interest rates to zero - 0.25%

low energy
runs away after a couple of minutes

oh boy

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Sorry I used it all. Emergency.

Holy fucking anti-semitic
Mods??

Why do those idiots still feel the need to yell ''mr president'' by now they should know that he just leaves. I'm watching with headphones and nearly jumped out of my seat.

he is trying to calm things again before markets open monday?
you watch right before the markets open the lefties will come out with something to sensationalize the virus even more.

Yeah made me proud to be british that line, itll go down with churchills best

dilate, fag.

Food shortages confirmed.

Supply chain can't meet demand.

Attempts to reassure and prevent panic buying are a waste of time at this point.

Combined with news from the federal reserve, we really are looking at an apocalyptic event.

SHIT TICKETS WILL BE THE NEW CURRENCY

It's like night and fucking day.

pathetic

He must be fucking exhausted after his coronavirus diagnosis

Ok how's this - fuck off if you have nothing interesting to say

To make sure KFC and Popeyes never get closed.

THICC

That's the thing anything he says or does the Media will twist so I guess he's now to the point of fuck this shills, Remember even in a sea of evil there are always some good light house keepers trying to help people not to drown.

>april 10th again

Probably just wanted to correct the Google thing and tell people to stop panic shopping. Media lying about the Google website probably pissed him off given how he just dropped the paper citing it was fake news.

Fed cut happened just as he was coming out. He didn't know about it which he is why didn't have a small speech prepared for it.

He’s got shit to do. The media is too fucking stupid to bother with, honestly. I don’t blame him.

to speak without a lisp

What a clown lmao

>runs away because staff told him if you take any questions you'll fuck up
>cucked trump

He's exhausted because he just had the most demoralizing conference call of his presidency.

FOOD SHORTAGES AND CRUMBLING SUPPLY CHAIN

I could kill you body head body fat fuck

why is my boy so fucking low energy?
did corona cunt fuck him too?
i hope not

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UH HEY GUYS COULD YOU UH PLS NOT PREP PLS
K THX

Bull shit he didn't know about it. He said that to reassure people.

04.10.20

Think I can get 400-600% this week. Sell and buy charmin or wal mart stock

>a few fake reports
>every day
>for the past 5 years
you're such a disingenuous faggot