HAPPENING IN OHIO HAPPENING IN OHIO!!!!!

lol as if we wouldn't stay home on our own volition

Good

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That's Rick Moranis, silly.

What about churches? Are they going to prohibit religious gatherings? imagine the fucking kvetching if they shut down synagogue

Can we finally add state flags for US posters

Nah, Dewine is being a fucking retard.

Closing schools and other non-economic enterprise is fine. Schools and kids are the way most flu spreads.

Forcing restaurants and bars to close will be a death sentence for many of them, and its fucking dumb because everyone else that works in an office or factory with close proximity to others is still expected to be there.

He's also doing this weeks in advance of any actual fucking pandemic within the state which is great if you are a smoothbrain governor who doesn't have any exposure to anything outside your own job. It doesn't disrupt or affect him in any way to go crazy with proclamations, and it makes for good TV optics.

I think he is mostly doing this to boost his own political stock for running in 2024.

t. CLEfag

California now!!

mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1239304098043908103

Lol

>weeks in advance

CleAnon, I got bad news for you.

Nothingburger

I'm worried normies won't be able to handle all the free time and lack of bread and circuses. Only like 1% of them have hobbies to stay occupied.

He's 78. He isn't running for anything else, CleNigger.

You liking that bag ban?

>pop
holy based

Bartending right now just got told im not working anymore thank god I got a job offer and start the 30th

Based Ohio

Even KFC?

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good. maybe this will curb some of the cuck-inducing alcohol fueled socializing that plagues our land.

All bars/restaurants in IL are to close Monday end of business day because fat boy is salty people went out for St. Patty Day.

Aren't most Americans unable to cook the simples meal?

yes, this is my death sentence and I don't even have the virus

I think I'll be alright

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A lot of men can't cook and just eat out, get carry out or microwave frozen stuff.

> COVID-19 IS CURRENTLY PUSHING THE MEDICAL SYSTEMS OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE WORLD OVER CAPACITY

>GAME OVER MAN!!
>GAME OVER!!

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SPEAKEASIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Same thing happened a few hours ago in Michigan.
Also fuck perfidious Oh*o, gib Toledo

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alcohol isn't getting banned, retard.

Oh man this address had a funny interpreter for the deaf too?

Fuck you nigger I’m getting my 1920s on

Everything from the '20s is coming back but for different reasons

Tomboys are next! Check em!

cool. maybe you'll get polio and die.

From a few people I know in Ohio this is apparently just "closing early" aside for bars which seems more permanent for many. It's just open hours restructuring for now.

Leave it to Ohio to end the tradition of having attractive sign language interpreters.

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Keep the tomboys, I’ll take the tommy guns

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Maybe Netflix or Disney+ will make a video teaching bugmen (but not women, that'd be sexist) how to cook.

I work 3rd shift at a gas station I hope we close soon. I don't think I wanna keep coming in with the way things are going

It's not, it's all over normiebook even
Everything closes at 9 tonight and will be strictly takeout and delivery til further notice

I work in a restaurant in Illinois, we were told at about 4pm that we would be closing to the public and going carry out only as of tuesday. It is literally happening. I went to walmart right after and everything was gone.

I can, but I came from a broken home so I didn't learn til 18 when I lived with a chef for a bit
Still baffles me how many people don't know how tho, it's easy

Cleveland is exempt from the ban. It's the rest of Cuyahoga County that banned them

youtu.be/Nb0ik0aGi7U

OK... that is OFFICIALLY fucked.

I’m going on a panic foodstuff spree now... see you guys later.

I got my groceries just in time. Got the last loaf of bread, it's rye. Got two corned beef briskets, reubens for the next two weeks. Only milk was soi or whole milk, I got whole obviously.

Mike Dewine has like 12 kids and 50 grandkids. He took some of his grandkids to Trumps inauguration and they were all wearing MAGA hats. Very based.

we can have both

that's a man

and it's angry

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Ohio has only 26 cases and ZERO deaths in a state of ~ 12 million.
For that, this fucking idiot decides to put +100,000's out of work.
Niggers kill more people in Ohio everyday.
When do we get to ban niggers?
And their (((masters)))?

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100,000 projected cases. Prevention better than cure

How will this even be enforced?

Did they even say?

How is this not a violation of you 1st Amendment right to free assembly?

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>enforced
Bars are literally just all closing at 9, I was just at one

Nah, that's his father.

Weeks in advance? user I...

Has Governor Dipshit said how this will be enforced and what the state's (not fed's) compensation will be for those forced to close up shop?

Trump has not cosigned any of this so these state's have absolutely no right to ask for the feds to pay for this. Trump never said to ban gatherings.

Someone upload the post predicting the exact timeline

What if they want to stay open?

no and most don't know how to buy the right food anyway. self-sufficiency is not American
rural retards will be fine tho

well they fuckin need to ban em bub, no one needs to die because fuckers cant chill in a house for a month.

People seem spooked enough to not want to. Theoretically, yeah I have no idea. Maybe the police would be involved, no clue if enforcement is on the table

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Wtf are you talking about? Everybody is pissed and nobody thinks this virus is dangerous.

State is buying alcohol from those that stocked up for st paddy's day which is obviously off. Low interest loans for small businesses as well, from what I heard in the bar.

PFF look into the Measure in Quebec Canada. We are in full dictatorship mode.

Kek

I work in a steel mill. That place will look like the opening scene of The Stand and they still won't shut it down.

Dude everyone watches netflix as a hobby now. There will be little to no change in hobbies except for college students and alcoholics going to bars

>st paddy's day which is obviously off.
Would they cancel the cock guzzler pride parade?

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CBus fag here, What's a bag ban?

Except for the fact that most people aren't NEET faggots like you who stay in your childhood bedroom all day

shill harder faggot

>everyone watches netflix

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BRRRRR

That's a trannie!

nerp. permaclosed as of 9pm until further notice.

Based

This shit's been going on since tuesday here in Italy.
Welcome aboard.

BRRRRR

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>Would they cancel the cock guzzler pride parade?

8 inches!

Think you can handle that?

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