Éire Yas Forums - Coof Tents Edition

>40 new cases of Covid-19 confirmed, pubs asked to close.
rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0315/1123356-coronavirus-ireland/

>Inside a HSE 'pop up' coronavirus testing clinic.
independent.ie/world-news/coronavirus/inside-a-hse-pop-up-coronavirus-testing-clinic-39046176.html

>GPs, emergency numbers under pressure over Covid-19 calls.
rte.ie/news/2020/0314/1123289-gps-concerned-they-will-be-swamped-will-calls/

>Coronavirus Ireland: Hospitals braced as '50,000 may need critical care'.
independent.ie/world-news/coronavirus/coronavirus-ireland-hospitals-braced-as-50000-may-need-critical-care-39045153.html

>Irish people in Spain who want to come home told to return by Thursday night.
thejournal.ie/spain-travel-coveney-ban-5047237-Mar2020/

>Temple Bar pubs close, 11 new cases in the North and some flights to Spain cancelled: Today's main Covid-19 points.
thejournal.ie/covid-19-facts-coronavirus-information-5046828-Mar2020/

>Micheál Martin says FF ready to 'step up' and form coalition with FG to tackle coronavirus.
thejournal.ie/fianna-fail-martin-govermennt-formation-5047090-Mar2020/

>Teenager critically injured after shooting in north Dublin.
thejournal.ie/man-injured-shooting-finglas-5046830-Mar2020/

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I don't want my balls to break

Bump

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why would that happen?

As far as I know it's only a small number of cases that have reported those symptoms.

How's the motherland boys? Is it get worse and worse or better?

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getting*

Worse in some areas, better in others.

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Simon Coveney said get back into the country before Thursday if you are away. Lockdown is looking likely

Why are the media hiding where the cases are coming from? It's entirely "in the East of the country" etc

Boris is trying to genocide us in the north , bastards insane plan of herd immunity, I have sick family members who won't survive if they get it, same as many other people, and that's his plan the sick cunt. This proves we need a united Ireland more than ever and extreme nationalism to govern the 32 countys, if the borders had been shut before it could have been spread then it wouldn't even be in ireland. They didn't want to close them cause of the EU and the economy but now they're closing them anyway after the virus is already in the country, fucking incompetent imbeciles

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>bastards insane plan of herd immunity
Even normies are starting to see now that politicians are the scum of the earth.

They are trying to cover up their incompetence.

>borders open so virus can get in
>borders closed so we can't get out
sounds fun huh!

>They are trying to cover up their incompetence
there's no incompetence here lad.. we've had corruption disguised as incompetence for a very long time

Get and fuck as many girls raw as much as you can, no condom. Then it doesn't matter so much if Coronachan comes and crushes your balls

> COVID-19 IS CURRENTLY PUSHING THE MEDICAL SYSTEMS OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE WORLD OVER CAPACITY

>GAME OVER MAN!!!
>GAME OVER!!!

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this

the odd thing is theres no global homo war or anything happening

Pubs are closed for the next two weeks at least.
This is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of the state. No pub on Paddys day, would rather be dead

I went out last night AMA

Lads better be getting ready for the nigerian chimpout, its going to be like the tranzit bus on black ops 2

How much did ya pay for a pint?

With no public transport they will move slowly and be more localised.

Why can't the government be more specific when talking about location? Why just say "in the east of the country?" I don't understand

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ah shite save teh tread bum p

How many people were out?
Where there any coofers?

-Country is shut down
-Garda schedules have been reorganised for the next three months
-Pubs closing tomorrow. So severe no more beer.

Hang in there guys try not to get cabin fever

>Ohh noooo we can't shut down travel into the country and quarantine citizens coming back for 14 days just think of the economy!! Also borders are racist we're a vibrant global economy!

>Ohh nooo lets shut the whole country down for weeks and sing songs from our balconies!

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Have you prepared lads?
Should have at least a few days worth of extra food.

Don't be so sure lad
Bor John is a bit of a knob as far as I can tell. Hopefully reason will break through and you'll have an emergency quarantine measure yourselves.

Have plenty of non perishables like pasta that could last a while

Gonna be some comfy threads when the lockdown kicks off properly (when we get told to stay indoors for 2 weeks).

Relax fags
Vitamin C inactivates all viruses

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We all have eachother to keep ourselves entertained

Normal flu kills up to 1000 a year.
The hysteria is saddening, you fags ain't going to be worth shit when the war starts.

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What is the IRA doing to help in these dire times?

I know, I really dont get why its so overhyped

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A test to see how easy we are to control!

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Normal flu has infected far more than Corona and has mortality rate of 0.1% or less.
Corona has a mortality rate between 3% and 4%. In Italy the mortality rate is even higher though. People don't know why.

When the war starts and the media reports the first deaths, do you faggots through your weapons away and run home to momma?

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Corona has a fatality rate of 3% of those hospitalised!
Average age of dead in Italy is 81!

Germany's death rate is the same as seasonal flu!
Moral of the story, don't eat pasta!

Don't panic but don't be in denial either.

COPE

No. I can't let my momma come to harm

>don't eat pasta!
Funny enough that's what a lot of people are stock pilling. I stick with canned foods and soup mainly.

>mfw all the normalfags drinking last night give the virus to their parents who die

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The correct way to deal with this is isolate the vulnerable, the army can deal with that.
And the rest if us get on with our lives.
Use IV vitamin C on those needing hospitalisation but keep them in their homes so you don't overwhelm the hospitals

Dopey cunts couldn't put down the pint glass for one night.
I'm glad this shit isn't dangerous to kids. They seem to just be carriers.

Every cloud!

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Actually fuck all desu. Real eerie atmosphere.
4.80 ntb

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Was it the 13%?

Checked.

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They aren't 13% here thankfully.
Much lower.

This will most likely be common place for the next couple of weeks.

It was common place long before Corona.
Dublin is a mess.

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thanks pro-life satan

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Delete this lad. You are doxing yourself by you and one other person liking that

What we need isn't Nationalism...

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>pro-life satan

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Hello Mr. Duffy