/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2110 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 168,903 ► Died: 6,492

>NEWS
Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million people
archive.is/Totbu

Denmark shuts down borders
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Germany to close borders with France, Austria, Switzerland
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China cities locked down again as new wave hits
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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>RESEARCH
Bodies must be cremated
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Survivors will be immunocompromised
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Resistant to antivirals
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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>REMINDER
Event 201: 65 million killed by CoV with 10% CFR
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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CDC refused to test infected man
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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>LATEST CASES
19:44: 1,228 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
19:41: 1,452 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain.
19:39: 924 new cases and 36 new deaths in France.
17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 232 new cases and 14 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
11:03: 1,209 new cases and 113 new deaths in Iran.
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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ecdc.europa.eu/en/publications-data/download-todays-data-geographic-distribution-covid-19-cases-worldwide
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8113069/Queen-quits-Buckingham-Palace-coronavirus-fears-Cobra-crisis-talks.html
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nature.com/articles/nm.3985
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
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agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/saude/noticia/2020-03/sobe-de-121-para-176-os-casos-de-coronavirus-no-brasil
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Italy +3,590 (+368) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,452 (+96) Germany +1,214 (+2) France +924 (+36) US +463 (+6) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +251 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +79 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +35 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) Norway +140 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Qatar +64 Canada +65 Cze. Rep. +64 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Iceland +13 Estonia +56 Ireland +41 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Egypt +16 Iraq +14 Poland +19 S. Arabia +15 Indonesia +21 Thailand +32 India +12 Kuwait +8 Lebanon +6 UAE +13 Luxembourg +26 Chile +14 Peru +28 Russia +4 Slovakia +17 S. Africa +23 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Serbia +2 Mexico +17 Albania +4 Ecuador +9 C. Rica +8 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Cyprus +7 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 Tunisia +2 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Macao +1 Faeroes +1 Jordan +9 Jamaica +2 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Andorra +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 Uzbekistan +4 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 Seychelles +1 St. Lucia +1 Bahamas +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1… Total +12,301 (+669)

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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here's the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 15.03.

>901 NEW INFECTIONS:
>5814 TOTAL INFECTIONS +28,46%
>4 NEW DEATHS:
>12 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 15.03. 20:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
9th death: Bayern, woman, 86, 13.03.: hospitalised with dispnoea, 15.03.
10th death: Bayern, man, 80, comorbidity, 15.03.
11th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 84, serious morbidities, 15.03.
12th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, man, 81, 15.03.

>RKI reports:
+1039 = 4834 cases
+4 = 12 dead
updated: 15.03. 14:00 GMT

Merkel: "Cut social contacts, wherever possible."
German virologist: "Don't put children of critical workforce together."
German virologist: Ibuprofen inhibits blood clotting, Paracetamol doesn't, probably better for lung infections.
German virologist: There will be a resurge of infections in China, when quarantine measures are ended.

>15.03.
Politicians talking about "total lockdown".
Federal healthminister: "Supermarkets, pharmacies and banks are going to stay open, if it comes to further measures."
Germany implements controls at borders to France, Austria, Switzerland, Denmark and Luxemburg on 16.03..
Germany is going to restrict public transportation on 17.03..
RKI declares California, Washington and New York risk zones.
Köln: All events banned.
Berlin: 42 infections traced back to night club.
Federal minister of defence: Bundeswehr will aid during crisis.
300 Doctor's offices now offer self-test for home-quarantined. Free if ordered by doctor, 150€ if not.
Lüneburg: Teacher in gymnasium infected, 1000 pupils in home-quarantine.
Bayern: Further closing of public institutions in gastronomy planned.
Nordrhein-Westfalen: More restrictions on various social activities, almost everything banned.
Hamburg: All events canceled, all public institutions closed.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
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>You’re watching the British Emergency Broadcasting system.
>The alert state is unknown, presumed: BLACK.
>The time is 26:00 hours, so as usual, here is- THE QUIZ BROADCAST.

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>CHINESE SCIENTISTS DOCUMENT SARS-CoV-2 IN MONKEYS

4 adult rhesus macaques challanged intertracheally with 10^6 50% tissue-culture infectious doses of SARS-CoV-2

>3 days post infection
peak of viral load

>7 days post infection
1 of 4 monkeys euthanized and necropsied
viral load in different tissues:
nose: 10^7 - 10^8 copies/ml
pharynx: 10^5 - 10^6 copies/ml
lung: 10^4 - 10^7 copies/ml
gut: 10^4 - 10^6 copies/ml
bladder: 10^4 copies/ml
skeletal muscle: 10^4 copies/ml
spinal cord: 10^4 copies/ml
other clinical findings:
lesions mainly in lung, ground-glass opacity on x-ray

>14 days post infection
specific antibody against SARS-CoV-2 significally elevated

>28 days post infection
recovering and fullfilling discharge evaluation criteria:
2 negative PCR tests, no symptoms and no radiological abnormality in lung
2 of 3 monkeys rechallanged with 10^6 50% tissue-culture infectious doses of SARS-CoV-2

>5 days post rechallange
1 of 2 rechallanged monkeys euthanized and necropsied
no viral replication in all tissue
no pathological damage and antigen in lung tissue
no radiological abnormality in lung
>NO REINFECTION OR ADE
neither in monkey without rechallange

>CONCLUSION
ADE probably not to occur and reinfection probably not possible
previous infection probably protects from subsequent infections
false negative tests probably responsible for "reinfected patients"

However:
High levels of neutralising antibodies were reported with a protective effect, while low levels of neutralizing antibodies were reported to be able to trigger ADE in SARS-CoV infections.

source:
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1

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BONGS BTFO

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How many days has it been days has it been? 3 days has it bee? 4 days has it been? this is a how many days has it been?

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Corona-chan grows.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 88,054 (3,293): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,843 (292) Germany 5,813 (11) France 5,423 (127) US 3,406 (63) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,391 (35) Norway 1,249 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,040 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Greece 331 (4) Canada 317 (1) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) Ireland 170 (2) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Egypt 126 (2) Iraq 124 (10) Poland 123 (3) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) India 112 (2) S. Marino 101 (5) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 77 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Ecuador 37 (2) Hungary 32 (1) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 253 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Iceland 174 Estonia 171 Romania 139 Brazil 121 S. Arabia 118 Kuwait 112 UAE 98 Chile 75 Peru 71 Russia 63 Slovakia 61 S. Africa 61 Vietnam 56 Pakistan 53 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Mexico 43 Palestine 38 C. Rica 35 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 Armenia 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Lithuania 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Jordan 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Kazakhstan 9 N. Zealand 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 P. Rico 4 Uzbekistan 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Seychelles 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Cameroon 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 158/251

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

What is his endgame?

>CDC updates numbers only on weekdays
>have to go to a literallywho third party website to get accurate US numbers
HAHAHA
the ABSOLUTE STATE OF SMOL GOVERNMENTFAGS

What do you think anons? I made this for the UK just now in Excel using the official data and measuring in dr boomers 5000 icus number.

youtube.com/watch?v=QIuzLf9f5WI

ecdc.europa.eu/en/publications-data/download-todays-data-geographic-distribution-covid-19-cases-worldwide

If someone could make a prettier one that would be nice

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Feels good man.

Why aren't you /outside/ right now?

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G-guys, my dad is a doctor, I guess we're fucked

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At this rate we'll get the 250.000 milkers update in a week

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>have 10kg of rice at home
>slip another kg into my basket on the regular shop
Don't mind me lads just getting some more rice, almost ran out haha x

nurgle is pleased

Apologize

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>Italy
>+3,590
Good luck, pastabros

DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HERD

BECAUSE EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE HERRDDD

HERD
HERD
HER HER HER HERDDDD

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>US 3,406 (63)
>63
Lol.
Still only 63.
How long has it been stuck at 63?
Four minutes? Five minutes?

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Ah, it's good to see people are realising how dumb Boris' strategy is.

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>deaths in France are speeding up
>deaths in Britain are speeding up
>Deaths in Germany are starting up
>Death speed rises overall
Nice, very nice.
I really should go get more salt while the situation is still manageable in Poland.

ARE YOU LARDS READY LIKE MY BOI?

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>5% of 10000 is 5000
A-user...

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~achoooo~

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Conclusions?
>probably
>probably
>probably

Sauce?
>Not peer reviewed study on macaco.

Post one, get one

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i can't think of anything more stupid than traveling internationally in the midst of a global pandemic and then being held up in customs like a bunch of sardines. play dumb games win dumb prizes i guess lol.

Ridin on Biden will get you the ShangHai Shivers

based argiebro. nobody else bakes the breads correctly

What is ADE

cool story chink shill

Note: WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/TpnNV
doi.org/10.1001/jama.2020.2783

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

11-Dec-2019: SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/gM8Va

1-Aug-2015: SARS-CoV-specific antibody response is short lived
archive.is/bzPRH

22-Aug-2014: SARS-CoV antibody-dependent infection
archive.is/mja2Z

10-Jan-2011: SARS-CoV vaccine fails, causes ADE
archive.is/qMx97

1-Nov-2008: Prior immunization to SARS-CoV causes pneumonia on reinfection
archive.is/4kvOs

13-Nov-2003: SARS-CoV antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/HkExA

>The US don’t update their cases over the weekend

Ahahahahahah

Where is this image from? what film?

Cite full file number

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Biden posting is my new favorite, you made my day user

Let's be serious for a moment.
Suppose tomorrow you wake up and find out the virus has mutated into a highly contagious super strain and that in just one day 10'000 people have died.

Do you earnestly believe you could survive what would come next? Are you mentally prepared to live in a post apocalyptic world or are you just memeing?

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NOOOOO NOT THE ANIMEGIRLS HOW CAN GOD LET THIS HAPPEN????

Now that it's actually happening, what do we suspect is the /comfy/:AHHHHH ratio in these threads??

This flat corona is peak female form

Give Khonsu your digits

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Thx for the baking!

Finally this fucking weekend is over. We can enjoy stocks fall again, more fresh memes, 1 day closer to ultimate death and despair. Who's excited?

Back from my three day ban, I can post one soon. The V2 collection link got ((removed.))

V3 (still uploading): mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

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>669 deaths in one day
Anyone have that chart of different viruses? I think she moved up a space.

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thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=mn9hz8KBMz0

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are bullets contagious?

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why the fuck is biden and sanders still going to debate? 2 hours of talking about coof-chan calling it.

So, Boris, about your herd immunity thing. Just to show you believe in it, why don't you get yourself, your government, heads of police, military, civil service, and your "scientific advisors" injected with Corona live on TV?

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Obviously meming.

With the amount of retardation I am reading, The world needs to end.

What the fuck happens to your body after recovery? Weaker lungs? Anything else?

Legitimately longer than car accidents or the flu

Oh...
500,000 excuse me i will fix it

How will the annual weather disasters affect the spread?

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antibody-dependent enhancement
means, the virus can enter certain immune-cells

>Store is all out of milk
i hate you fucking retards

Based in excited

>Work tomorrow

surprise me

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>Back from my three day ban
nigger just release your ipconfig and stop tripfagging

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How long untill canada explodes?

Why is she so cute, bros?

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all the nerd gamers think they will.
>"herr derrr i played the game im totally ready!"
then reality hits them and they'll cry/

I'm going to survive.

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yeah, even if corona stopped ACCELERATING right now we'd still hit 250k in a week

Is it true that roasties get less severe symptoms? Why?

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Infertility, totally not a bioweapon bro

t. Garavito

If it killed that quickly, it would probably end quickly too. I'd just stuff everything I can fit in my car and get off the grid, and survive in the woods as long as I possibly can.

cant stress the dow lad get infected for stonks

oi you got a loicense for that noomone-eya, mate?

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Here starts the fun!!

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>He doens't have 24lt of milk

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gladly

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Infertile, look it up

youtube.com/watch?v=PA0riGc6cWw

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Friend drew Corona-chan, pls be nice.

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word on the street is Massachusetts on lockdown for two weeks after 5pm

What's he thinking?

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5,913 in Serious or Critical condition. World melts down.

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> be honest you thought of Yas Forums and /cvg/ IRL.

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>4 minutes for GEOTUS conference
youtu.be/fFBxhOwQz1I

So glad to see you ArgieBaker!

Thats why you hunt user.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8113069/Queen-quits-Buckingham-Palace-coronavirus-fears-Cobra-crisis-talks.html
>The Queen is staying on at Buckingham Palace despite reports she had quit
>'The Queen has met a lot of people there until recently. But she is weeks away from her 94th birthday and advisers believe it is best to get her out of harm's way.'
>She is also said to have been advised to cancel her annual garden parties in May and June
>'We continue to monitor the situation and Government's public health guidance closely. The rest of Windsor Great Park remains open as usual.'
>raising the prospect that moreroyalengagements could face cancellation in the coming weeks
>'Audiences will continue as usual. Other events will be reviewed on an ongoing basis in line with the appropriate advice.'
>'To get it, it is like wow, how exciting. But I'm still thinking: what more can I do? To me, it doesn't end here.'
archive.is/JbhJC

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I closed the country! Do you like me now you damn Serbs?!?!

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I'm nearing homelessness, so I'm using my gay neighbor's wifi.

based, added to the collection

I've got my shtf bags packed, son.

maybe. i have extraordinary luck.
amor fati and all that.

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High IQ play

Stock up on beans too lad they’re the first to go off the shelves when guberment announces lockdown

France will close everything tomorrow at midnight. Expect military in the streets. Hope everything I ordered will be delivered....

FLORIDA BROS WE ARE FUCKED THEY ARENT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS OUTSIDE OF THE MIAMI HEROLD AND TWITTWER

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Yeah, remember last summer when the USA was having a new school shooting daily, sometimes two in one day?

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This is getting pretty boring, was he right all along bros?

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You think that's bad, Congress took recess till the 22nd. That's right, middle of a pandemic and the governing body that can pass bills and grant funding is taking a fucking vacation.

At the darkest hour of the kali yuga, behold my presence.

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nice one

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>he doesn't have a big titty mommy gf

>A common blood pressure medication treats COVID SYMPTOMS

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>We can enjoy stocks fall again,
I have been holding it for 2 days already, can't wait

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That's based on what SARS MAY cause in more severe cases.

Okay anons, it's been fun shitposting but let's be serious, now that the dust has settled. I'm young and healthy I'm not gonna die r-right?

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I am too
I was so bored with life before, things are finally getting interesting

nature.com/articles/nm.3985
Whatcha think, goys?

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China.

Fucking outstanding! Top KEK!

That's Jeff Goldblum for sure.

Saved.

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i found one gallon of some overpriced triple filtered low fat garbage...taste like water

>originated in china
>spread to europe through Italy
Bros...?

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>cmd
>ipconfig /release
wow that was hard

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probably this coming week
we still aren't testing enough people and are pretending the risk is still low

i’d nig out then bug out. rob a pharmacy for some opiates for when i wanna kill myself and live in the woods

HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

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3rd recovery in my country out of 50 cases so far. He even had a pneumonia but recovered, no need for respirators. No deaths or people in serious condition, no one on respirators.

>. I'm young and healthy I'm not gonna die r-right?
its doesn't matter if you're young, you'll get a serious flu.

Um, dois, tre^is, quatro...

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your politics
We got our life to live
The way we want to be

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your politics
"Who feels it, knows it"
(Bob Marley)
And God will guide me

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your bullshit
We're back to set it free
Confronting the negative

Back to the primitive
Fuck all you wannabes
You don't mean shit to me
Let it bleed...

(tribal)
Primitive
Primitive
Primitive
Primitive

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your politics
We got our life to live
The way we want to be

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your politics
How it used to be
Check your reality

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your politics
Fuck all you wannabes
Aaaaaarggghhh!

Back to the primitive
Fuck all your politics
Forever we will be
What we want to be

Primitivo

The fuck is going on. I thought corona is a meme

>Friend
you draw like 12 year old hans

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Dude, Your government is trying to kill all muzzies in one go and you people are crying about it.

This is excellent
mouth is kinda lopsided though

why don't they just herd immunity that old haggy bitch?

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Sad!

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In severe cases, maybe. Generally, no.

Black pill me on the coronavirus

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>source of beer will have its feast
It's literally fucking over for us. Does anyone know if prophecy leaf said how many will die?

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Based

You got scammed

He wants to talk to the manager.

user...

thx

this is madness.
all governments are shutting everything down.
why? to save a few thousand old people?
this is going to trash the world economy and send us into a massive self own depression.

Do we have a (You) image also?

Holy fuck I'm so tired of these people

What's going on?

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dinarid masterrace

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agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/saude/noticia/2020-03/sobe-de-121-para-176-os-casos-de-coronavirus-no-brasil
176 now according to gubernment
And wasnt it 151 some days ago?

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it depends on the province desu. cautiously optimistic about alberta. wouldn't want to be in BC or southern ontario.