/AIC/ America is Collapsing general

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 6 rolls per day. If you have a family of 10, that's 420 rolls a week. Over 1800 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

yeah people are buying tp but like one packet should be fine. There was still plenty on the shelves when I went just a couple days ago

It's the same everywhere, really. The entire anglosphere is literally falling apart over toilet paper.

Woo meow lies using an Australian photo.

You wipe first to get the excess. Then you shower.

Not here. Literally every store is always out.

Your pics happened in Australia, retard

Absolute inanity. We live in the most prosperous nation on the planet. And people won't let others have supplies that there are plenty of. Just because of greed and fear.

>Here we see specimens of the female Amerigoblin, known as a "goblina", fighting over the new American currency.

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!!! OPEN BORDERS!! LET ALL THE POOR POOR UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANTS COME INTO AMERICA, THEN GIVE THEM TRILLIONS OF TAX PAYER DOLLARS IN FREE SOCIAL SERVICES SO THEY CAN BREED OUT OF CONTROL FASTER THAN COCKROACHES.

I live in an area where colleges shut down, and a lot of luxury businesses shut down last week
Literally nothing is happening, life is slowly going on as usual.
This is only bad for filthy city niggers

Is "no toilet paper" a meme or is it universal mass hysteria and buying of toilet paper?

Went shopping yesterday, all the staple foods, canned meats and toilet paper fully stocked here in Moscow.

Probably for her family. Spics take care of their elderly more than others. Islanders do too. Grandparents are being kept in their homes. White kids could give a shit about grandma.

I wish people would do this to retro video game resellers.

not corona chan related, but boomers in congress are trying to censor the internet again

eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/graham-blumenthal-bill-attack-online-speech-and-security

>Stores have instituted limits for a while now so I doubt they even let her buy more than 2.

the problem is that pedro and his 20 family members each count as 1 customer so they buy everything up

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 26, that's 600+ rolls a week. Over 40 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Oh yeah can confirm empty tp; empty frozen veggies but we have a shit load of ice cream. lul

>Americans going full retard edition
>Here we see specimens of the female Amerigoblin, known as a "goblina", fighting over the new American currency.

Americans realize that the USD is now worthless and begin using a commodity money. Breddy smart, imho.

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No it’s real here. Dumb niggers are going crazy.

No, it's real. Even small towns are literally out of tp in America. Americans are psychotic.

why toilet paper tho? you would think people would buy all the canned food and ramen.

I went to my store in a high income area, Everything in the local supermarket was gone except for pet food, potato chips and soda. Literally everything is gone. Mass hysteria but im not wprried first confirmed cases in my town 2 days ago not gonna stop me from working though.

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It's a meme. I've been to a variety of stores this weekend and not one of them was totally out of toilet paper. Sure a particular brand might be out but there were alternatives. The only problem I've personally run into was when I went to the grocery store today and they were almost totally out of onions so I had to buy an expensive 'pre-peeled' white onion at $2.89lb (thankfully it was a small one so I only paid $1.68 but still crazy for a fucking single onion). I also couldn't get ground beef but my recipe was versatile so I at first was going to grab some ground lamb but later found some ground chorizo instead. Food wise I had more issues basically with perishable stuff as for dry/shelf stable goods I didn't have to much trouble although selection was pretty limited. As someone who worked in grocery retail for over 10 years I know this is a big nothing burger of panic buying normies. Trucks for meat/veggies usually come in every other day and dry good grocery comes in daily. Now general merch (ie: drugs, TP, etc) tends to come in maybe twice a week. Just gonna get creative with meals and stuff and be thankful I just need to worry about myself.

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That's the funny thing. I'll never run out of anything, because I never buy the shit other retards do. Outside of stores being completely looted, I'll be fine.

I have no idea. Some foods are disappearing. I heard pasta recently, but rice and beans are popular items at the moment.

>is it universal mass hysteria and buying of toilet paper?
yes. America has gone full retard over this corona virus scare. The media has whipped the non critical thinking and the dependent classes into a mass panic. It's really something to see

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just use bidet? Or you know, use any tissue like paper - paper towels, paper handkerchiefs, etc? Those are all same as toilet paper, just takes longer to discompose in water. So they are safe to flush as well.

I just bought a bunch of brown rice and beans. They were low on rice, had tons of canned beans. Toilet paper gone everywhere. Not joking. I have no idea why.

>he didn't check the maple syrup reserves
you stupid fucking leaf...

Americans aren't exactly known for their hygiene.

are they on bwin?

>USA
>Bidet
I know they sound nice together but no we don't do that shit here. I suppose the more adventurous among us might go out in the back yard and have a spouse spray our asshole down with a hose.

What’s the situation like out there? Don’t think I’ve heard much about Russian cases

I think Americans don't know what a bidet is. I have a small travel bidet that I use but I wouldn't tell other Americans because they would think it is weird. And yes, there are plenty of napkins left. People seem to have no idea that you can wipe with a napkin. I didn't think it could happen, but I've actually lowered my opinion of people's intelligence during this situation.

"RUN"? What does that mean? Oh...

It’s literally mob mentality mass hysteria. These people are beyond reason. I’m going to the store in a little bit of the threads I still up I’ll post pics

I mean I stocked up on food as well 2 weeks ago here in Russia - water in 5L jugs, buckwheat (1kg*12), 20 cans of high quality canned beef. But honestly, didn't notice a dent in my local supermarket on shelves. Everything is fully stocked.

I don't see people panic buying food or toiler paper in Russia at all.

I spent a scary amount of time on this; i'm a moron. I thought the Asians sold it on Alibaba turns out people just selling on Amazon Marketplace; you know the ebay side. Silly me in thinking Amazon would not all that. lul.

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Love the image

We have around 60 confirmed cases. But I think it's much more since we don't test people as thorough. Most of cases - people returning from vacation in Europe, mainly Italy.

And by the time they had symptoms they sure as hell infected more people.

As for food and toilet paper - no issues with stock. Some supermarkets have free delivery going for food. Big chains allow you to shop online in Russia in big cities, but usually delivery have either fixed cost or is free if you get to some minimum amount of groceries (like 50USD or something at least).

Being modest and not engaging in hedonistic behavior was a conservative value that most Americans participated in until the left came in with the “if it feels good, do it” phenomenon. Blaming all of America for an obesity problem is like blaming the entire neighborhood for someone operating a meth lab in their basement.

Weird. I work at a grocery store and we're completely out as soon as we get a shipment, IF we get one. Or warehouses are completely depleted. Also, the Walmarts are out near us, too. But I mean... I don't think anyone would do that. Just go on the internet and tell lies.

I got one of the last packs of Quilted Northern today. Mutts and manlets weren't tall enough to see that far back on the shelf. Feels pretty good. Everything else was generic brand.

Those women are all the girls from school who had sex by 16.

use a gloved hand and a saucepan of warm soapy water.
Clean your butt over the toilet, then dump water in toilet and put saucepan under the sink for later.

This is how I clean my butt without toilet-paper.

Can anyone explain this TP meme?
Why not water or food?

This was Australia two weeks ago you doomer faggot. You fuckers need banned.

There is no explanation. People are crazy.

It's not only niggers I live in the city with a small black population and most of the shelves are emptied. Bunch of boomers with shipping cards in every store shitting bricks.

>Can anyone explain this TP meme?

no
body
can

Gross and weird. Just take a shower.

Also i went to trader Joes the second it opened was a huge line of people streaming in and by the time i was in everything was gone. NO WATER NO MEAT NO CANS JUST FUCKING SODA.

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Я тoжe нe пoнимaю бpo, кaк yжe пиcaл вышe - хoдил в Пepeкpecтoк pядoм, y нac вce в нaличии. Я eщe нa пpoшлoй нeдeлe кyпил 20 бaнoк тyшeнки и 12кг гpeчки, нo ecли чecтнo, пoлки дo cих пop пoлныe.

Meм пpo тyaлeтнyю бyмaгy - чиcтo aмepикaнcкий мapaзм. У нac мнe кaжeтcя люди дoдyмaютcя нa хyдoй кoнeц гaзeтoй пoдтepeтьcя.

Oh this is surely not happening in America, where everyone is so well-behaved.

ayyyyy

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All paper except party napkins are sold out here.

they see TP getting low, they buy more TP
it's a feedback loop

>Gross and weird. Just take a shower.
i used to do that but it dries out my skin and frankly this works very very well, try it. it is not gross.

The stores in San Jose California are ransacked. I had to go to 3 stores before I found some chicken in an Asian market. A person I met there told me it was the only chicken they found in the entire city

As a walmart worker I can personally say most of the workers are rooting for the virus at this point.

You know, you can use toilet paper as the last option, right? In Soviet Union toilet paper wasn't a common item until late 70s, most people used newspapers to wipe their ass.

I don't get this mass hysteria in US. Especially the toilet paper part.

No toilet paper in my town

have fun with your shithole. nobody will miss you.

This is what the typical American bathroom looks like. Five packs is actually pretty mild.

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Use body wash, not soap.

They are in Australia, nice try, Rabbi

It's Australia
youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nEnOmC6IQ

last fat girl I saw at walmart today was wearing a mask. I hope her and all like her fucking die from this shit. fuck 'em.

>most prosperous nation on the planet
It's about 60-65% poverty stricken, you know that, how is it prosperous.

Link?

Soon toilet paper is going to have a new look by the time coronavirus reaches its peak

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I don't see one white person in your pic OP. That CAN'T be America.

Panic buying, in the beginning some dumbasses decided to buy up all the tp which caused more and more panic buying until you've reached the point where people are killing each other over it.
Mind you panic buying set in over the tp days before the food and medicine panic buying set in.
>1000 rolls of tp, im set to survive the apocalypse, rapture, and repopulation of the human race
>oh fuck I didnt buy a single can of food

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It's very real.
I live alone and have an opened 12 pack that will last me 4 months.

I just don't get it.

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It's not, that's Australia. That green W stands for Woolworths.

>This is only bad for filthy city niggers
Is IT going to go off? In a........BOOOOOOOM sorta way? (big grin)

>not having the ability to shit completely clean turds
amateurs.

I think normies aren't even panic buying it because of the virus, they're panic buying it because some faggot's buying it all up because of the virus and now they're left with nothing to wipe their arses with.

From Maryland

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Yuropoors don't understand that Americans NEED lots of toilet paper.

Our access to high quality foods means that our bowel movements are equally rich.

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i just got kicked out of a supermarket a couple hours ago for taking pic related. also see

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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
LIFESAVING INFORMATION
WHILE ALL THE NIGGERS AND SPICS ARE BUSY LOOTING NIKE SHOPS AND WALMARTS AND WHATNOT, YOU SHOULD HIT LIBRARIES FOR ALL THAT PAPER
BOOKS = PAPER = TOILET PAPER, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DUMB YANKS CAN READ ANYWAYS
GODSPEED AND DONT THANK ME AMERISHARTS

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I'm convinced this toilet paper thing is an experiment on how tuned in is the population, how manipulable are they?

That buzzing sound....THIS IS NOT A TEST.
Well this IS a test.

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They’re Indian.

>uses photo from Australia
>A-a-america is collapsing
Go catch the flu, faggot

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 12 rolls per day. If you have a family of 10, that's 840 rolls a week. Over 3300 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>got kicked out of a supermarket a couple hours ago for taking pic related
How the hell did they kick you out for taking photos? I've been documenting as much as I can with no problems.

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>Someone left milk to rot on a shelf
Fucking Americans are evil.

Small town leaf here and yeah panic buying hit up this weekend, local grocery store only got half it's shipment for TP and it was all gone before even getting on the shelf's, baby wipes too.
Frozen and fresh veg hit hard as well as meats, still good stock of canned goods though.
Funny enough our drug stores still have asswipe as well as the overpriced connivance stores.

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>Americans
>Shows picture of Australians

Plenty of TP on the shelves here (Florida). Where is this hording going on?

Dog food
Cat food
Koala food
Roo food
Kosher delicacies

>How the hell did they kick you out for taking photos?
it was some dirty pajeet who was upset i was documenting his negligence and incompetence for failing to institute rationing

make your own meme baits faggot... this is embarassing

I wipe my arse with my hand and hot soapy water, then wash my hand with more hot soapy water and a scrubbing brush.

I haven't used toilet paper in five years since I started doing this. I've never had food poisoning or infections or anything else.

Yes, I get shit on my hand. So what? I clean it off. That's what I'd do with shit on any other area of my body.

Toilet paper is for retards.

Is it too late bros? I think I have enough supplies for 1 week after that I will be eating scraps.

Should I prep more today or wait it out a few days? I'm worried quarantine is imminent and I will be stuck with no food. I am a skinny guy as it is.

>every video I see is wogs, lebs, etc chimping out
Can we just deport them all?

Pretty much, granted the amount of bullshit being spread among the normies on things like Facebook is amazing.
>watching the madness thursday night as people kept flocking in to get to hours after everything was sold out
>older lady is panic buying a buggy load of napkins
>tell her covid19 doesnt cause explosive diarrhea
>looks at me like I've blown her mind then asks me what it causes then
>fever, sore throat, pneumonia, etc.
>still buys $60+ in napkins just in case

>I've actually lowered my opinion of people's intelligence
You, yourself, are a low-IQ edgelord that just wants to feel superior. The behavior of the toilet-paper buyers is rational and intelligent. They correctly perceive scarcity of a product they regularly consume, and they correctly perceive no personal downside to buying it when it's available against this background. Kill yourself pseud.

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They had to remove plants from my local mall because pajeets and natives were literally using them as toilets. they would do this in front of children too

>I wipe my arse with my hand and hot soapy water
>Yes, I get shit on my hand. So what?
Flag checks out.

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>still buys $60+ in napkins just in case
LOL americans

There isn't really a shortage. Most people don't understand that stores only carry enough stock to last a day or two. Their inventory system isn't designed to deal with fat people arguing over TP.

its happening, absolutely.
Russia is fine because they took it seriously.

>The behavior of the toilet-paper buyers is rational and intelligent.
It most certainly is fucking not.

>They correctly perceive scarcity of a product they regularly consume, and they correctly perceive no personal downside to buying it when it's available against this background.
Lol you are dumb as fucking dogshit.

Here is some toilet paper I bought 2 days ago online. No issues, free delivery next day. It's still fully stocked. I would go to 24/7 supermarket nearby to take a photo of fully stocked isles with toilet paper and vanned food, but I am kinda lazy.

ozon.ru/category/tualetnaya-bumaga-6317/

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Your low intelligence is again on display. Insults and denials are not a substitute for arguments, shitwit. It is literally impossible that your IQ is over 90.