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Post your age and how many toilet paper rolls you have.
I'm 23 and have 64 rolls
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Austin Roberts
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Jack Nguyen
that will last you like 9 weeks, bro
Brandon Jackson
25 and a little over 100, but we got 2 other people in the household taking shits
Carson Moore
>51
>700+ rolls
I've been stockpiling since Obama's reelection
Logan Sanchez
>The capitalist west is so strong that some sniffles in China cause everyone to lose their minds and become toilet paper hoarders
Nathan Scott
lol maybe for a normal shitter but this is a pandemic. 64 rolls may last as much or as little as 17 or 33 days.
Levi Baker
30, ten rolls.
Jace Allen
Wait does this disease cause diarrhea?
Adam Rivera
22
6.5
Y’all need to chill the fuck out
Connor Murphy
I actually use 30 rolls a day. I am a new species of mutt that survives entirely on tp. When I need to eat, I stand on my chair, backwards, and pull down my pants. My ass expands and opens, and then sucks the tp off the table. Over the next few hours, I loudly burp as it is digested. I get rid of it by leaning over the toilet, plugging one nostril and blowing out really hard. It comes out in little pellets.
Aaron Foster
28
8 rolls
Sebastian Torres
24. 46 rolls
Carson Thompson
>23
>1.5
I got like a million napkins from fast food restaurants however.
Mason Wilson
0. I use a bidet because I'm not a disgusting burger.
Carson Bell
29
5 rolls
Anthony Hernandez
32
I have three rolls of kitchen paper.
Nolan Brooks
38
36
Camden Torres
Age 35
36 rolls (35 soon)
Alexander Ortiz
33. I have 62 rolls. Two are partially used, hanging in each of my two bathrooms.
Nicholas Brown
Forgot to switch on vpn shlomo
Daniel Rogers
64 have 2 rolls. I'll buy more when the last one is half.
Ayden Bell
40, 162 rolls for 4 people
My Hillary-voting cuck-neighbor is down to considering getting his ass licked by his dog.
Praise Kek for the laughs of Chaos
Bentley Myers
Age: fuck you
Rolls: more than the punks who didn't stock up
Gavin Myers
30
96 rolls
Cooper Lewis
36
14 rolls but k will buy more tomorrow
Ryder Jenkins
64 I have 240 rolls
Wyatt Howard
Underrated... quality post user took some creativity to come up with that
Xavier Cooper
30
9 rolls
They should last 2-3 months.
Ayden Peterson
I spray my ass with a water gun
Dominic Walker
37, 100+ rolls.
the fuck is with you people needing that much TP?
one roll lasts me the whole week.
are all your shits crayon diarrhea?
I shit only solid lubricated shits, I only need to whipe one or two times.
Parker Sullivan
25
15 rolls
Joseph Fisher
I literally wash my ass with soap and water every time I shit because I'm not a disgusting human.
Brandon Jenkins
*MASSIVELY AIR POLLUTED CHINA
where the entire population smokes cigarettes too
William Wood
I'M ON MY LAST PLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liam Young
31 as and I have 1 roll and a bidet
Angel Brooks
54, family of 4 at home, 4 rolls...
Jaxon Gray
297
Ryan Hill
Same
Christian Green
29 and i dont know. Who counts paper rolls?only autists and women. Are you counting calories too?faggot
Daniel Robinson
30. i have 12 rolls and should last me a year
Colton Mitchell
4 rolls, but i use them mainly to fap and wipe my hands
Levi Baker
6
Adrian Gray
33, 4 rolls, but I have 12 roles of paper towels that I bought a year ago.
Lincoln Ramirez
34 with 24 MEGAROLLZ
Jacob Lee
Ok, pooper.
Thomas Adams
23
3 rolls
water bottle converted into portable bidet
Sebastian Smith
42 55. We burn through them fast tho.
Henry Allen
37
600 rolls
Sebastian Peterson
37
about 4 rolls but I found a really old one in bad shape in my car
Christian Turner
Reminder to ration your tp usage. No use buying dozens of rolls and using one every second day. Use less per wipe, eat some fiber and poop once every second day rather than daily. Don't eat curries or spicy foods.
Jackson Rivera
Early twenties
Have 5 rolls in London
Robert Price
29 years old. 1/2 roll, bought some napkins to wipe my ass
Grayson Price
>24
>1 TP for guests
>1 bum gun
Hudson Campbell
29
8.5
Ryder Cooper
69
420
Adam Roberts
32
About 60 rolls
I think I'm gonna make it
Ryan Wood
45.
2 rolls.
Logan Butler
30
525 rolls
Brandon Mitchell
>I GOT MINES
The eternal boomer
Justin Scott
Age: 47
Toilet Rolls: 55
Hand Sanitizer: 2 litres
Food: 60 days
Levi Lee
This TP meme is too good.
Isaiah Nelson
29 and 36.5 rolls. I'm gonna make it, but I might have to start rationing around December I think.
Easton Hill
If you don't stock up on food, there's nothing to shit ! Checkmate tp faggots
Jordan Sanchez
>One per day
You're supposed to take a few sheets and wipe your ass with it. Don't wipe your ass with the roll.
Dylan Russell
40
106
24 are mega rolls (=96)
Daniel Brown
26 and 20 rolls sitting in my bathroom because I bought them in bulk last year and have only gone through 10
Jayden Wilson
5 rolls and food for 2 months.
Benjamin Reyes
I'm 35 and have 4 rolls... gonna wipe with the New York times instead
Noah Howard
30yo and 200 rolls
Asher Hughes
'we'?
Luis Parker
24
120
Dominic Gray
you'll be dead before you finish those grandpa.
John White
27
and I got 29 rolls. Hopefully that will last me. Took a couple shits today already.
Hunter King
>implying there aren't racial skull differences
>on Yas Forums Yas Forums of all places
Bruh
Levi Clark
>0 rolls
Just don't wipe guys, problem solved
Jacob James
None, when the shits come for me I'll come for you
Nolan Watson
Don't fall for tp meme.
All you need is pic related.
Hudson Bailey
why prolong a miserbale life?
Jayden Ward
I'm 50. I've got 30 rolls counting the ones on the holders (and about half of these are the mega-size rolls). None of these were bought in reaction to the coronavirus. This is just what I've got left from my last trip to WalMart. Don't understand the TP hording. It's a virus not socialism.
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Jordan Perry
I'm 48 and I've got 17. Two full packs and a new one. Ironically I go to make a shit in the park and wipe with leafs, but it is good to be part of TP Gang.
Lucas Ward
30 & 92 rolls
Daniel Mitchell
Nigger spotted.
Also newfags, that's why niggers stink. They think touching their buttholes is how they become gay, so they don't actually wipe their ass when they shit, and they don't clean their ass in the shower.
Luke Bennett
im only 3 years old and i have 148732 rolls of toilet paper
Hudson Taylor
yes
Henry Long
41.
Like 160 or so. But I live with my wife who must fucking eat it I swear.
Parker Reyes
28, 12 rolls
Xavier Peterson
33, and 24
but i own a bidet, and consuption of tp is like 1/month
Dylan Gray
>all these fucking GenX faggots
40 with 25 rolls and 48 more on the way. I just piss in the sump pit and let it go to the ditch with the rest of the grey water.
Ayden Lopez
32, 0. I use my hand and rinse it off after unlike you pampered beta incels. Have you guys stocked up on tampons too?
Gabriel Fisher
31, 2 pallets of rolls
Samuel Gonzalez
19
1523 rolls
Every time I shit I soah at least 6 rolls and I shit 12 times a day
Aiden Sanders
Age: 36
I just brought up two more rolls from downstairs. I refused to buy into the shit ticket hysteria. We always keep at least two full cases of shit tickets. Right now I just about got 1.75 cases. So 42 rolls of shit tickets. Should be just enough to last until end of week for me and my girlfriend then I will be putting on my hazmat suit and raiding my neighbors house to acquire more. God bless us all.
Connor Allen
39 and 1
#YOLO
Robert Hernandez
I work at wendy's and have about 4096 in reserve. Gonna need all I can get for those baconators
Landon Harris
inb4 skull comparison pic