/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2109 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Have everything prepped for total anarchy but one thing

SWEDBROS

Where the fuck do I find Tomtebloss?

Can't make a good... drink... without one.

Hey Czech user with the draft of the curfew in here can you post it again? Too many threads ago, so couldnt find it

Tis' only the sniffles, sis

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people are screaming in their balconies and hitting making sounds its so cringe lmao

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How bad is it going to be in LA, bros?

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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Coronachan is a dirty little slut!

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Can’t tell if real or not

anyone else using italy VPN to get free pornhub premium accounts??

Anarchy soon boys

Ask your 30,000 homeless population

> 1 roll a day
I can't stop laughing
help

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Fucking faggot, read the fucking pastebin before posting.
Yes, you can.

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>"COUGHHHH"

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just saw the news on Australia lmao. 5 people. desu i like it.

post one, get one

yes

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Has there been any positive news lately??

FIRST

How is Russia doing?

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me

What the fuck am I looking at?

China locking down again, prepare to stay indoors forever.

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all of a sudden out of nowhere i have diarrhea today even though i haven't eaten anything unusual in weeks

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Slovakia closes border completly
>Germany "closes" border but only controls those who get in for temperature

Slovakia closes all bars, clubs, restaurants, gyms, schools, basically anything that isn't a pharmacy or grocery store
>Germany still everything open, just limited to some people in it

Slovakia ordered Reservists they must get to their nearest base / police station
>Germany seeking for it's reservists since they don't know where they are

Well, Germany will be extinct by the end of the year. If Corona doesn't kill you then the thousands of Shitskins.

Cite full file number

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told them shit is going down
>ya craz
this weekend people asking for advice and grills from uni start chatting me up

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does anyone have a chart of infected cases and/or ICU cases after the 100th one in Lombardy?

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You can get that magtech 9mm in bulk. I literally buy it by the thousands online.

I am COMF

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youtube.com/watch?v=xpI95PnkGhc

>5426 TOTAL INFECTIONS +28,46%
Thanks for doing these, but it just jumped to 5800

nigga that's reimu

post that one anyway: 1583783591134

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A dentist wouldn't lie to you, right?

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Predictions on what will be happening in 1 month?

>total chaos
>martial law
>fizzled out, things back to normal

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I'm going to try and transfer my counciouness back to the past when I was born. I've had dreams where I talk alot of shit about a nigger becoming president and trump getting in next. I think I can do this with enough effort, faith and autism. Wish me luck anons.

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>Politicians talking about "total lockdown".
It's going to happen.
People are absolutely delusional and keep thinking
>ah this measure is going to fix it, we are done here
when all we do is literally mirror Italy with a few days of delay.
Lockdowns WILL COME.
Normies heads are going to fucking explode.
yes
but have you never heard of goggles?
You aren't getting masks anymore unless you are ready to shell out serious money.

OHIO CLOSES ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS INDEFINITELY

thats a weird lookin gun, but it will defend your person should the world lose its rule of law.

China in 2nd wave? what does this mean to the rest of the world? USA not yet in 1st wave and trumps a NOTHINGBURGER fag still.

Deporting all pozzedfags to Siberia last I heard

Copying from last thread:
n OH gov just said one of the new cases today got sick Feb 7th. We had a ton of school closing due to illness right at that time. 20+ schools sometimes and this went on for a couple weeks.
Is it possible WuFlu already passed thru here? Seems likely to me because flu peaked the end of December according to CDC.

German scientists will find vaccine

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it has to reach a boiling point soon

The dip. Buy it

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>US in total standstill
complete bullshit
The media are completely lying. Here in the USA we are royally fucked. the government is only "suggesting" social distancing. We wont be able to stop anything unless total martial law.
I am a community college iowa fag. I just finished a 4 hour shift as a wage slave and we were BUSY. At least 1200 total people in the 4 hours I was there. Nobody cares about the virus, and its going to spread like wildfire here.
There has been almost no effect on traffic, rush hours, etc. Here in Iowa we arent even closing schools yet.

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post mega link

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Pay me not to work blumpf reeeeeeeeee

Thats an old screencap anyways

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Bad considering how many spics, nigs, flips you guys have, living together well over capacity, and working customer service jobs.

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Is it true that you can get immunity from the virus by licking Coronachans feet?

we need to stop the quarantines now or all the world economies are going to crash and there will be way more death than this stupid virus would cause if we just left it run its natural course.

> fuck

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Macaques are not considered a valid animal model for human infection.
With SARS, reinfection and ADE occurred in vitro when antibodies depleted. That would be after a longer time than one week.

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EMBRACE THE VIRUS BROTHERS! SHOW THE WORLD THE POWER OF THE KONGFLU AND BRING ABOUT MADNESS

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will society collapse?

>niggers
>spics
>hobos
>hobo nigger spics
Do you really need to ask?

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We're closing our borders on Wednesday for travellers from the UK, EU, US, China and Korea. It's truly clown word when Africa shuts its borders to the world instead of the other way around.

SARS 2 WAS CRSTED OVER 5 YEARS AGO
>5 YEARS AGO
5 YEARS AGO
>5 YEARS AGO
5 YEARS AGO
>5 YEARS AGO
5 YEARS AGO

vice.com/en_us/article/wnxqnm/ethical-questions-arise-after-scientists-brew-super-powerful-sars-20-virus

Trudeau and Bolsonaro are positive

nah

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nypost.com/2020/03/14/france-imposes-widespread-shut-down-to-stop-coronavirus-spread/
>France is imposing a shutdown of all restaurants, cafes, theaters and nonessential shops, and encouraging its citizens to stay home as much as possible, in an attempt to stopthe rapid spread
>Nevertheless, nationwide municipal elections will be held on Sunday. Special measures to keep people at a safe distance and to sanitize surfaces were ordered, and voters were advised to bring their own pen to sign the voting register.
archive.is/P6eSG

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www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200316/k10012333201000.html

IOC called an emergency meeting on whether to cancel the Olympics for March 17th!

Here's a good site for SARS-CoV-2 data.
virusdanger.com/

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Germany > Total Chaos, civil war

Rest of the World > martial law

>Your generation will experience a massive PVE event

Was hoping for WW3 PVP desu lads

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>ADE probably not to occur and reinfection probably not possible
>previous infection probably protects from subsequent infections
>false negative tests probably responsible for "reinfected patients"
good news

What do I eat when the shops are fucked? ;(

Thanks, will update.

Good luck user!

Wait my ass

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Supermarket carnage just to wipe your asshole, doesn't get any better until the bodies start hitting the floor.

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Not enough child slave organ donor labor

trump FFS please, execute a nationwide lockdown.......my family keeps going outside!!!!

we're doing great. hurry up with the dying, mutts.

>This article is a preprint and has not been certified by peer review

"Reinfection could not occur in SARS-CoV-2 infected rhesus macaques"

>could not occur
>in macaques

>could not
>macaco

surprise me

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>3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
Finalmente.

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just as planned

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

almost none of them are refugees.
99% are migrants looking for gibs.

If your calibre is in metric you might as well kill yourself now.

Got my TP and Wipes, some hemp, a fully-stocked pantry, and a Digiorno in the fridge.

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Nothing actually happens here.
I guess closing borders early actually helped.
But we're at 63 cases already, i guess full quarantine is inevitable. It's necessity is obvious for everyone except our retarded govt.

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CURE FOUND

THANK YOU BASED JEWS

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slowly fizzling out
enforced lockdown unless valid reason to leave home
slowly realize how fucked a lot of businesses going to be
economic effects lasting for years
biggest happening of your life going on right now

The reason they say that is the big cities are at a standstill so that's America at a standstill as far as MSM is concerned.

Too all the lurkers and posters. Someone in your family, most likely a Boomer is going too die in the upcoming months because of your terribly planning and infrastructure.

You whitecucks are mostly degenerate and low IQs. Remember this post because I will be laughing somewhere. You might think this is a 'troll' but I genuinely hope you whites die a slow and painful death. I will be celebrating everyday as the number rises.

G day too you virus'd freaks.

Always hated pve desu

> case
> case
> case
> cluster
> cluster
> BOOM

finding a vaccine is racist. numers should be equal all over the world first

I've got a stuffy nose and I'm going into work tomorrow. The CDC said to not go to the doctor and do what you would normally do, and I normally go to work when sick, so here we are. This is what boomers get for not letting me work from home.

Goggles, masks, etc are superfluous. Just don't go outside. If you haven't prepped by now you're already dead.

He has to wait until way more people get infected and die. Otherwise there won't be any public support for a lockdown.

I’m seeing the same thing from people thirty and under, mostly the childless ones. They don’t give a single fuck, they’re still going out to bars and parties

>You're watching the British Emergency Broadcasting System.
>DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THE SMELL.
>It's 17,000 New British Hours since The Event, and time for- THE QUIZ BROADCAST.

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>vice
I won't read a News Outlet that reports about transgender meth dealers in Venezuela.

63 reported cases, no signs of panic yet

My brother lives there. Normally a very calm guy who doesn't pay much attention to the news and he's freaking out.

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Depends on the area but I lean towards marital law and restricted travel

>total lockdown
>life continues for me normally
I have been preparing for this all my life!

SARS 2 WAS CREATED 5 YEARS AGO

vice.com/en_us/article/wnxqnm/ethical-questions-arise-after-scientists-brew-super-powerful-sars-20-virus

No, this reset is what the world needs the most. Embrace the fucking chaos, and be ready to fight to make it to the other side.

that's the joke

>The virus doesn’t just kill the elderly
>It just kills the elderly first
>Younger and healthier lungs just need more time to kill

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What's the deal with this White House urgent press conference?

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Can't wait to see Boris and his government get themselves injected with Corona virus, lads, it's going to be great. Got to push that herd immunity along, amirite?

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My calculations are probably flawed, but with effects of our measures similar to Korea and a delay of 12 days until daily growth is affected, similar to Korea, we are going to hit 0,5 million cases with 50000 IC cases.

Illinois too. I think delivery/takeout will still be running but no inside dining

niggers will take this as an oppertunity to rob and pillage

bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

suck coronachans stinky feet

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>You whitecucks are mostly degenerate and low IQs.
Does high IQ protect against the virus?

thats a sweet carbine. should have splurged on a full box of NATO ammo. 1000 rounds for like 230 bucks last time i checked.

Don't worry Koreabro, we white men will take all your girls to reproduce our countries while you Asian bois can just transition and fuck each other.

That's a Kel-Tec Sub2000 (V2). It folds in half.

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>herd immunity plan dropped

lmao wtf were they thinking?

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>literally not found
>would be the 45th proposed cure

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>likely
>"breakthrough in understanding"

Anybody who claims to have a cure in the year of 2020 should be shot.

The Queen is literally fleeing to a secret bunker right now so no

>I WANT HABBENING!!!!

weak shit habbening finally habbens

>NO PLZ STAHP

you faggots

sngls=return to (((normality)))
dbs even=martial law, even more oppression
dbs odd=breakdown of society
trps+=mutates into a resident evil tier virus

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Komm susser tod

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NOOOO

NOT MY DOOMSDAYRINO

I want chrona-chan to have green eyes

i live in the middle of the red area. i still work with public and never take any precaution, i even bite my nails. let's make this happen guys. we need to clean this society

dude what

>Normies heads are going to fucking explode.
Can you imagine the average city living Anna-Maria dealing with a lockdown? It will be glorious

Yep

No testing means no cases

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kek

>herd immunity plan dropped
WHAT? I went and got myself infected for Boris

DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE HERD

BECAUSE EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE HERRDDD

HERD
HERD
HER HER HER HERDDDD

i would like not to regress to before the industrial age

Reporting.

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Choose full mask If you can

You fucking panic mongers are costing people thousands of euros, people’s businesses are failing here, the economy is about to fucking tank all because of a fucking flu that only endangers the elderly... Jesus Christ. If I had my way all you people spreading hysteria would be shot.

Holy shit! Is that the kind of pozzed ass shit they cram down Jerry's throat these days?
Fuck Hans.

and then everyone clapped

It was just a prank, bro
Boris is 'avin a giggle

Don't wanna eat into my food reserves. Is it safe to order a pizza and have it delivered?

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Where are these deaths numbers coming from?

That's legit good news. A bit of a bright future may be in store

The current incarnation of white civilization may be retarded but we always win the end

Just citing the study, I also got the impression that reinfection and ADE could happen with low levels of antibodies, just like with SARS.

Why do old people in Italy die more than China? Smokers?

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fuck off, Sean.

you would be totally suprised
I work at a chicken place and most of the customers today were 60+ boomers going out to eat after church
Here in iowa 15% of the population is 65+ and they get out and about alot. Alot of old fags are about to die in the midwest.

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happy talk

society wide pneumonia boogaloo is bad enough thank god no ade

>land of the free

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I've got everything but I wanted some eggs to make cake and have to wait for tomorrow when the wages are away. Stupid wages always getting in the way