MAXIMUM HAPPENING IN SERBIA >State of emergency declared >All foreigners barred from entry >Serbian nationals will have to face 14 day quarantine upon entry (28 days if coming from Western Europe) >All schools, universities, preschools closed >Persons over the age of 65 barred from leaving their homes >President claims that, if they fail to fulfill this part, its fulfillment will be ensured militarily >Vucic tells the EU to go fuck itself for not giving half a fuck about us, asks for help from China (the only exemption from barred foreigners are Chinese doctors) >Intercity travel still allowed, up for reassessment within 48 to 72 hours >Stores will remain open >Places of gathering (coffee shops, restaurants etc.) will work diminished working hours, and will work based on delivery
Holy shit i rarely agree with Vucic but most of what he declared is genuinely smart
Friendship broken with EU, now China is our new best friend
Robert Evans
Very nice
Xavier Cruz
FUCK WHY SERBIA WHY DID THEY HAVE TO HIT SERBIA THEY WERE GOOD BOYS DINDU NUFFIN. ALLAH WILLING ARKAN COMES BACK TO EXTERMINATE THE CHINKS *LBANIANS AND ITALIANS
Levi Powell
China will be every1's best friend
Thomas Miller
Unironically when Vucic started to crawl up Xi's ass i started kinda supporting what he does. I mean still fuck that guy i fucking hate him but kissing China's ass is by far the smartest geopolitical move our country could make Actually the situation isn't that bad here (only around 50 confirmed cases) we are just doing this as kind of a preventative measure, although the number of cases is still likely to grow
Our clown president is in bed with Xi from now on, it's over
Easton Nelson
Založený a červenopilulkovaný.
Matthew Martin
>kissing China's ass is by far the smartest geopolitical move our country could make some things never change. listen to daddy arkan. imagine what he would say if he knew about this corona shit. 100% NWO takeover move youtube.com/watch?v=oTKpfbG8yvc
China will soon be the world's foremost geopolitical and economic power, Trump's victory in 2016 not only assured it, but sped it up. Getting cozy with them now ensures they "pay us back" later (kinda like what the USA was doing before and after ww2)
Ian Ward
>ensures they "pay us back" later this is what a post by someone who has never done business with the chinese before, looks like.
Kayden Hall
Nah, they treat their vassals well, shit dates back to the Ming dynasty, if not before. All they expect is our unwavering support, which they'll receive every time because fuck the west
I believe post offices fall under essential services, and essential services don't stop even under a state of emergency
Ian Ramirez
I remember a few days ago it was just 1. Fuck those bugmen. This virus was their fault to begin with.
Camden Hill
I hope so, they really fucked me over by waiting until last minute today. Am a student from northern kosovo and they stopped letting people in if they don't have shitty kosovo id. Mine expired a couple months ago so i may not be able to return home for the time being.
Jason Young
That is a massive oof, i wish you the best brother, hope everything turns out ok The growth of the number of cases is still manageable, however if it were to go out of control the entire country would be at risk as we lack the necessary resources, professional staff and infrastructure for a crisis of the size like it is in, for example, Italy. Also call the Chinese bad names all you want, they will overtake you, it is just a matter of time, and we'll be there to reap the benefits when they do
Evan Hernandez
China still heavily relies on other countries to feed its 1.3 billion people. Something like 50% of their food comes from imports considering how much arable land they destroy to build concrete monstrosities. Image how much damage a 5 month blockade could do.
Mason Bailey
We also don't have huge clusters of people like for example in Milan. Its the size of Novi Sad with a population higher than Belgrade with crowded metros and shit.
Levi Harris
Which is why they've been colonizing africa lately. It has a fuckton of arable land, and chinks don't mind castrating or outright exterminating niggers. If their hands become untied with the fall of america lots of niggers will be ground into boner pills of questionable quality.
Jaxon Price
Would have been even smarter if he did that earlier, without that moron telling people "it's a nothing burger" and "go visit Italy". Also, he could apply those measures without declaring state of emergency. Not to mention he did it without the parliament.
You sound like a fucking bot.
>China will soon be the world's foremost geopolitical and economic power No, they fucking won't be. I've read enough of china hate threads, seen enough of china videos, read enough about china, seen enough of china behavior in Blok 70 to know they won't do shit. Even if US continues it's decline at this rate it will still be the most powerful military in the world, at least for the next 3-4 decades. And by that I mean not just in numbers, but in actual willingness to use military force and get away with it. took the bugmen about 4 months to put this bitch under some containment - we'll have to wait out 4 months too. >Fuck those bugmen Fuck them. Everyone forgot that shit. Next superpower my fucking ass, pajeets have bigger chances for that.
Easton Clark
Serbia's got a fuckton of arable land in Vojvodina, we could absolutely help feed a few tens of millions of Chinese. Besides, they cant underpay us any more than the west already is this
Nathaniel Johnson
Srbija is Kosovo.
Ayden Morris
We do have unhygienic gypos tho. Can't walk a 100 meters in belgrade without bumping into one.
Kevin Long
Yes, yes it is.
Lincoln Long
I called this today. Nobody listened, thread died fast.
Robert Martin
This one isn't too lively either desu
Lincoln Howard
If you are in another city and want to go home, do it tomorrow. You will not be able to travel in a couple of days.
Jackson Taylor
>Would have been even smarter if he did that earlier, without that moron telling people "it's a nothing burger" and "go visit Italy". The exact same happened here except for the fact that we didn't ask China for help (although some chinese are sharing supplies with the police). Our president got news and advice from the EU of the pandemic and recommended not to celebrate a feminist demonstration. After the demonstration, they called the state of emergency and now everything is closed for 15 days except for food markets and pharmacies. Movement is restricted and the military has been given full authority (they can even fine you).
Josiah Watson
A medical ''expert'' literally said this on the national TV. ''Women, take your husbands and go to Italy for shopping, I heard that they have good sales now, and there aren't many people, no jams. This virus is the biggest joke of a virus ever. It exists only on facebook."
Carter Kelly
It wasnt hard to call that today, it was an open secret that a state of emergency will be declared as early as yesterday morning desu senpai
Cameron Gomez
We'll all survive this, I don't think it's the end of the world, but it's bad. I'm sad you are starting to look like Italy (but you'll make it), and I hope and pray to God that we manage to avoid that scenario.
Wyatt Williams
What is the Orthodox Church doing in Serbia? I'm in ROCOR but we have a Serbian church near me. I'm curious if they are still having services.
Aaron Torres
With that first sentence alone he belongs in jail. Fuck that retard. He's not laughing now, is he? No one is. Fuck them all.
David Bailey
fuck, reply to
Benjamin Brooks
Yes there ware rumors and speculations. I had insider info that it's definitely going down tonight.
Carter Taylor
Retards getting jewed by the yellow jew. All is right once again.
Robert Price
Probably no service. Old people usually go to church and they are now forbidden from leaving thier homes.
Grayson Jackson
I like to imagine one of your sub-human ancestor's saying this about the Ottomans before offering up his babies for their harems.
Andrew Hughes
Hey look, it's a muslim. And the flag checks out.
Charles Smith
Nestorovic is the name. Just watch all the shit that he said. When this is all over he should be hanged at the Republic square.
Jose Davis
Well if the people don't snap over this and chase them away with shit covered sticks they never will
Connor Fisher
I know his name, just didn't wanna clog this thread with useless shit. He's a fucking retard and I'm not gonna waste time watching him, because that makes me mad with rage.
Ayden Turner
Based. We need more drastic regulations as well. Curfews with police patrols or something and temporary online issued passes if they head essentials.
Pig-headed Boomers still meandering the streets visiting friends while oblivious Zoomers hung out en masse at a prominent lake today because the weather was nice.
Connor Bailey
You do realize how much that sucks right? China is a shithole where subhumans eat bats and fuck the world. You want "help" from these people just shows how much of a subhuman you are. Imagine being such a subhuman retard you ask for "help" from chinks
John Russell
>Getting cozy with them now ensures they "pay us back" later You dont actually believe this do you? This is satire, right? You think 1 billion chinks and their communist dear leader give a fuck about 7 million balkanoid subhumans?
Joshua Thompson
I just was about to come and spread the virus damn
Austin White
Are factories still working ?
Lincoln Johnson
what a shithole
Dominic Cox
European countries denied us medical supplies, masks, respirators... And the chinks spared some for us. Our president who is usually pretty pro EU just bashed them hard, like never before. He said that the European solidarity and cooperation is a fairytale and called Xi his true friend.
Bentley Thompson
Yes, the important ones will work. Who the fuck are you again?
Dominic Lewis
That sucks bro, enjoy your new "friend"
Zachary Gomez
This. We are getting 30 million face masks from china. They are fucking based.
Cooper Hernandez
My company did WFH only for a week. Does this affect private companies somehow? Can I sue if I'm forced to go to work during the emergency, especially since I'm perfectly capable of working from home and do my job (software engineer)?
Zachary Turner
Thanks, user, my best wishes to you too. I'm sure we will survive the virus, but the economic aftermath worries me a little.
All countries seem to be following the same pattern. Apathy, then encourage people to do some stupid shit (in Spain it was the feminist demonstration, in Italy tourism and in France the smurf gathering, etc) and finally go from 0 to 100 with the military involved. Very suspicious regardless of wether the virus is man.made, a hoax or totally real.
Michael Collins
>asks for help from China
God fucking damn it .... I hate China.
Parker James
Yea only we went quickly enough from that to closing our country
Jace Parker
>China will soon be the world's foremost geopolitical and economic power
No it fucking wont. China is finished after this. Nobody will be stupid enough to invest all in China after seeing what happens when things stop.
No more Chinese monopoly on production.
Jonathan Perez
Have you stacked up buraz?
Odakle ste braco?
Eli Martin
So this is why Orbán came to talk with Vucic, on their NATIONAL HOLIDAY, to discuss about this
Ako uspem da se prosvercujem nazad u svoju kosovsku vukojebinu, imam tamo dovoljno kokosaka da jedem jaja 3 puta dnevno
Jackson Cook
I hoarded nothing. Why should I? I see old people here buying all the flour, oil, all the green - we won't have shortages of anything, we are facing virus, not a drought or grasshoppers.
t. BG
Christian Powell
Na selu je sad milina, mi u gradovima smo najebali
Jaxson Morales
Be ironic or neck yourself.
William Stewart
>but kissing China's ass is by far the smartest geopolitical move our country could make Lmao, leave it to Serbs to bend over their asses for others
Carter Diaz
Of the 21891 times i said Vucicu pederu I take back like 4
>bend over their asses for others Now that's fucking rich coming from a kurvat of all people
Angel Smith
You should have killed 700000 more...
Austin Russell
>Na selu je sad milina, mi u gradovima smo najebali Nije, sad će svi mladi iz gradova da odu na selo kod svojih i da zaraze matorce.
Adrian Adams
t. Danke Deutschland
Nathaniel Cruz
In hungary everything is opened, (only schools and unis are closed). Orban even said that during these hard times the catholic church should do more masses
James Robinson
Anyone else here ashamed of being Serbian because of this spectacle? Anyone else realize we have by far the worst leader in the world? Anyone else realize we have by far the shittiest and most cowardly people in the world? Anyone else realize how subhuman our new Chink overlords are?
At least Germans are human.
Landon Jones
>NOOOO YOU CANT LIKE VUCIC NOOO YOU BOT REEE NOOO >HE SUCKS WHY DONT YOU LIKE MY GAY FUCKING OPOSSITION REEEE FUCK VUCIC > VU CICCUC PEEDERU VUCIICU PEDERUU HAHA
Vucic is 50d chess brainlets like you wont understand hes secretly BASED AF but he doesnt show it anymore.
