/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2108 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Anyone else raiding when everything goes to shit?

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Was Kramer at least there to start shouting about niggers?

>tfw 35 cases and absolutely no one is taking the quarantine seriously

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DIRTY FUCKING GERM**S REFUSE TO SHUTDOWN VOLKSWAGEN FACTORY IN PAMPLONA, SPAIN

THEY PLAN TO KEEP PRODUCING AS LONG AS THEY KEEP GETTING PIECES TO BUILD THOSE FUCKING GARBAGE CANS
3000 WORKERS IN THERE WORKING THREE SHIFTS NONSTOP RISKING IT FOR EVERYBODY SO SOME JEW GETS ITS MONEY

JUST FUCKING TAKE OUR ASS CORONA CHAN

KIL ALL SUMSOBICHEZ, DAS MAH OFFICIAL INSTRUCTN'S

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(OP)
Threadly reminder, unless you bought fire & diablo you're going to exit the collapse into poverty. You should have listened

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Im gonna be a warlord. Raiders for life.

where did your leaf go?

>take public transportation to work

Am I fucked, bros?

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Husband's work is closed due to plague. I already work from home cause I freelance. I'm thankful that anons like you have made this easier to follow than the fucking media. We did our prepping last month and thank the gods we did.

I don't know what gun to use, AK103 or M16A4.

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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why are western nations deciding to jump off a cliff and wreck their economies over this virus?

> the olds win again

> GAME OVER MAN!
> GAME OVER!

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>CHINA SECOND WAVE CONFIRM

CHINA SECOND WAVE CONFIRM

>CHINA SECOND WAVE CONFIRM

CHINA SECOND WAVE CONFIRM

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736?s=19

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same except 49 cases

A BIT OF BREAKING NEWS: Abducting, molesting, and murdering little girls on the beaches of Italy is now LEGAL.

stay inside frens. don't get pozzed

What were the global stats on monday? Infected/dead?

I hope you die you leftist kike

I'm staying home tomorrow. Fuck herd immunity, I don't want Corona.

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beautiful digits

I'm about to empty my bank account because I have zero faith in the dollar being worth anything in a month's time. I'm feeling better about my personal situation, I've made the right calls consistently for the past month. Hope this isn't a mistake.

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WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE CORONA-VIRUS?

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chckd and rspct argiebro

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You glow brighter than a star

Based L4Dposter

Reminder
Argie Bro is based and appreciated

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Cough on these Crypto Jews.

Easiest way to holocaust Jews now for real.

Corona chan was intentionally meant to weaken western nations, the original strain in wuhan was not meant to escape to neighboring nations which is why China tried to so hard to quarantine the country, corona chan was meant to weaken the united states’ economy causing global depression while china increases its economy allowing the CCP and its slave hordes to become the single global superpower.

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Serbia under lockdown officially

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I'm gonna go raiding Chinese style and start harvesting lungs

Here we go lads

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fuck off map pedo

YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE NIGGA. I AINT STOPPING TIL EVERY CHINK IS FUCKING ASHES NIGGA.

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>2 weeks ago: WHAT? YOURE AVOIDING CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND BUSINESSES? YOU FUCKING RACIST PRIVILEGED BIGOT!
>today: WHAT? YOU WENT OUT TO A RESTAURANT AND/OR BUSINESS? YOU PRIVILEGED MILLENNIAL, PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING BEFORE YOUR MOM DIES.

>ESTONIA ADDS +56 CASES IN A SINGLE DAY BRINGING TOTAL TO 171 FROM 115 IN A DAY

Lads, You okay there over the border?

Yes.

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

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Which one do you feel more proficient with?
Which one handles better?

All the fucking coffeeshops are closed what am i supposed to buy weed from a dealer like some nigger 3rd worlder

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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

Fuck i fell for it. Arschloch... that was a newfag move if i ever made one.

boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/248281608248281608
MARTIAL LAW IN NJ COMING

LINK

So this thing is going to fly about for as long as it can before it settles into the most effective reproductive strand.

That's the strand you should be aiming to catch.

I'd say try and catch it around the end of May, beginning of June.

both, switch to other when first is empty.

>not using the FBI database search link
Fucking newfags

Serbia has declared a national emergency state. No school, restaurants to reduce work hours, army deployed to hospitals with infected people, borders possibly closed

Only if you don't wear a plastic target bag over your head at all times.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

They never stopped the first wave.

Shit, I probably ought to get a move on

took us long enough

Go fuck youself

>my bumble/tinder matches explode because now women have to stay indoors
>spend my day fear mongering them
who else /devilish/ here

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Why are there sirens?

What's the situation in China? According to news, they're handling it well but I wouldn't trust a communist government to tell the truth.

telegraf.rs/vesti/politika/3165827-uzivo-vucic-i-brnabic-sa-sluzbama-bezbednosti-sledi-niz-sastanaka-uoci-odluke-o-merama-zastite

really? but your girls are so ugly

CHINESE SECOND WAVE INCOMING

EU has fined Italy €7.5 million for subsidizing their hotel industry during the shutdown.

Italy has the best health care in Europe.

There are 300,000+ Chinese workers in Northern Italy mostly working for Chinese owned businesses so they can put "Made in Italy" on fashion and leather goods.

reminder that none of this toilet paper holocaust happened in italy.

DEEP STATE USING MONEY TO DEVELOPE VACCINE AGAINST CORONA AKA THEIR POISENED ADRENOCHROME

Want to remind anime who prepped:
Do NOT tell anyone who you haven't planned for about your supplies! Unprepared Normie friends and family can and will attempt to hug at your heartstrings in order to parasite off your responsible reaction!

Keep it secret
Keep it safe

delivery drivers about to make fucking bank in Ohio good lord

imagine being 5 years old and you have two young siblings and your stay at home normie mother preps only frozen food

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Remember when Amerifats were talking shit when it was only in China?

Not so funny now that it's on your homefront, huh?

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>restaurants to reduce work hours,
ngmi

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As we post, italy now has a 7.3% fatality rate and more deaths than China had on the day it had 15k cases, it’s a weapon meant to destroy china’s enemies and turn the world against the us (which is why superspreaders were sent to Iran). If coronachan does not clear up in less than a month in western nations then it will clearly be a different strain from the original in wuhan, which is why the chinks now have very few if any cases, same thing in South Korea because the wuhan strain accidentally went there and quickly died off.

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>The British government abandons its strategy in the fight against Covid-19. Instead of accepting the illness of millions of people, it is now focusing on isolation.
WHAT WENT WRONG HERD IMMUNITY BROS?

>Dad started taking this shit seriously
>He's a firefighter with CBRN and decontamination training
>Now forcing the rest of my family to take more precautions when entering the house and in the house
FUCK, now that the fucker admited I was right I feel way safer at home and I'm way less worried about my boomer parents

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You might just survive the day of the rake at this rate.

fuck i fell for it

Reminder to every /cvg/ poster to include
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
on the thread. Current ongoing information constantly updated, with medical treatment and everything in between.

Wait my ass

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Any anons work in shipping or manufacturing? Want to know if the supply chains are fucked up because of china being shut down

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Because the old people were desperate and hoping it would just go away instead of wreck the economy. Now it's going to do it even worse.

Why can't you moronic newfags post like a regular person. You only need to drop the link once.

YES

>bioweapon from China
>but China being China was retarded and accidentally exposed it to themselves
We know this already. The only clown shit we weren't expecting was for the West to allow it to spread by hugging chinks, open borders, and herd immunity.

But we're actually niggers and people aren't gonna respect the quarantine because staying home for more than an hours is SUCH A SACRIFICE

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Got food, drink, tp, medicine and cigarettes to last me and my wife at least until the end of april. Neither one of us has to go to work. Just lit up the fireplace and preparing to fry some ribeye and last night's mashed potatoes.

Who else is really comfy rn?

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>CHINESE SECOND WAVE INCOMING
They are opening up those apartments in China and finding dead people...
twitter.com/minutemanpride/status/1238955326164152320

How cocky are you early-February preppers right now?

>god save the queen

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imagine trying to help people have a better life

I’ve done this gag so many times I can read what it says.

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What the fuck was China thinking letting all the wagies back into their cagies immidiately

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It's been germans and americans figuring this whole thing out on here from day 1 sorry bout it leaf

>party
>i didn't know
pump and dump that npc bitch

I'll probably start raiding most days when it hits.
Recently got in to a raiding guild in Classic so going to be grinding the Tier 1 raids for the foreseeable future.

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I wish I took screenshots of this one girl, I fear mongered so hard she literally wrote that she's really disappointed I am like this and unmatched.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD NEWS?
fuck i know were in deep shit but there must be something to look for.

If you look forward to looting others then you are a brainlet nigger.

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>now

Ohio on lockdown!

Why is Iran burying bodies when you need to burn them what the fuck are they doing

Gotta get back to work will try to report in between cases, if I can't expect one when my shifts over.
Austria bros, especially in Vienna, your city is disgusting and will get fucked soon.
Prepare and make sure to get the most out of tomorrow before the full lockdown comes.

translation?

whichever got the most abundant bullets

What is this, England? Fuck off.

>DEEP STATE USING MONEY TO DEVELOPE VACCINE
What else would they use?
Lumber? Moon rocks? Foreskins?
Of course they are using money you retarded Kraut

>but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.
based

big sell signal. enjoy the ride down, stockfags

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the UK is doing it right.
boris is going to raise that empire back up.
hilarious.
glad i stuck around for a real happening.

I'll help her orphaned female children in the future, if you know what I mean

Entire World Shuts

appreciate the ship captains truck. drivers, cashiers . that feed, clothe, and connect you to the world.

Think of the warehouse personal that need to show up at receiving and unload those trucks.
They're as vital to your 1st world lifestyle as the farmers you call Hicks

Seriously... Take a second and think about how society views this vital aspect of the supply chain and how little respect they get.

While you work from home they're eating at a Truck Stop a thousand miles from home so you can get the bulk pack of toilet paper

They're the invisible hand of fate that ensures everything from your full belly to that beer you're drinking

but i already have corona

My shower reaches my toilet

>REEEEE, I'M A IMPORTANT KRAUT; I NEED TO SPAM EVERY THREAD WITH THE SAMEPASTA, I'M A KRAUT LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE

so much for china recovering

don't go near elderly people or it's second degree murder

At what point do the "experts" think the US will lift all this shit and get back to normal?

imagine helping germans

>on a second thought, ehh no.

Well user. Well she sounds like a keeper.

China still shut down. Anybody that tells you otherwise is a fucking liar.

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Scroll up

based ohio department of health director

If you read emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/ there are currently many treatments being applied, and one of them is very accessible to us
>PERTAINING TO VITAMIN C

steroid

(back to contents)
steroid

Steroid should not generally be used. Steroid hasn't demonstrated benefit in prior SARS or MERS epidemics. Steroid may increase viral shedding (Lee 2004).
Nearly all articles recommend against the use of steroid. However, steroid may be used if there is another clear-cut indication for steroid (e.g. coronavirus plus asthma exacerbation, refractory septic shock).
WHO guidelines summary the relevant evidence regarding steroid; for further information read them here (see bottom of page 4).

ascorbic acid ??

Ascorbic acid did appear to improve mortality in the multi-center CITRIS-ALI trial. However, interpretation of this trial remains hopelessly contentious due to nearly unsolvable issues with survival-ship bias (discussed here).
Extremely limited evidence suggests that ascorbic acid could be beneficial in animal models of coronavirus (Atherton 1978).
Administration of a moderate dose of IV vitamin C could be considered (e.g. 1.5 grams IV q6 ascorbic acid plus 200 mg thiamine IV q12). This dose seems to be safe. However, there is no high-quality evidence to support ascorbic acid in viral pneumonia.

Ascorbic acid did appear to improve mortality in the multi-center CITRIS-ALI trial.
> Ascorbic acid did appear to improve mortality in the multi-center CITRIS-ALI trial.
Ascorbic acid did appear to improve mortality in the multi-center CITRIS-ALI trial.
> Ascorbic acid did appear to improve mortality in the multi-center CITRIS-ALI trial.

is China gouging us on tests? is it rly 3-6k for a test in us? does it really take days for results? is our testing cap really in the tens of thousands? do we all already have this? did we already get it if they didn't report back in November? how long until the national guard is delivering food wearing hazmat suits because all the supply chain employees got sick from traveling

It all adds up. Women are either so relaxed that they don't notice any kind of danger or they totally overreact to it.

The Olympics aren't canceled yet.

COOOOOOOOOOMING

oh nononononononon hahahahahahahaah

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The price of gas dropped by 1 swedish money over the week.
That's nice. I spend a lot on gas.

Tokyo Olympics postponement is "inconceivable," says Japan minister

Japan's Abe says Tokyo Olympics to be held

Abe pledged on Saturday that Japan would host the games and said he had no intention to declare a state of emergency

His comments came two days after US President Donald Trump suggested the Japanese capital postpone
the Games for a year as the spread of the virus wreaks havoc on the sporting calendar.

aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/japan-abe-olympics-held-coronavirus-pandemic-200314170237705.html
>Japan , Woman contracts coronavirus after contact with Tokyo man who wanted to ‘spread’ it
The man reportedly went to two bars that night
The man, in his 50s, ignored authorities’ orders to self-quarantine after he tested positive on March 4

nypost.com/2020/03/13/woman-contracts-coronavirus-after-contact-with-man-who-wanted-to-spread-it/

Raiders get shot.

Spanish doctor showing x rays of a 28 year old man with no prior diseases having his lungs nuked by corona chan between day 12 and day 18 of infection

Telling young people they’re not safe from this plague

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coping
why are americans this evil right now?
stay safe and healthy italy bru

I have a toto washlet you nigger. I don't need toilet paper.

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take a look at these two boomers and how they fared with coronachan, pretty uplifting

youtu.be/H2E1t3yMXgE

In the post-apocalypse, you may do what you must.

The boogaloo starts when logistics dies.

Zoomers on the ropes

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Why are Italians dying in droves? Is it simply the fact that most normie westerners are unhealthy fat old sacks of normieshit? Or is there a more specific reason?

>USING MONEY TO DEVELOPE VACCINE
>think that seashells are bettet to develop vaccine

Guatemala will ban citizens from the United States and Canada

nytimes.com/2020/03/14/travel/coronavirus-travel-restrictions.html

HURRAH !! Latin America is closing its borders. Maybe the illegal immigrants will collect welfare and free healthcare from their OWN governments.

Mexico may consider paying for President Trumps Wall
"Remember, everyone, it's only racist when America does it!"

aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/coronavirus-mexico-border-crossing-limits-200313151403402.html

What can you guys even do besides squatting?

damn you

animal crossing on the 20th

this. they could have just done travel restriiction and moderate precautions a month ago and it would have never got this bad. now to even have a chance at reducing the spread, they have to shut everything down and fuck their precious economy in the process. boomers have dug their grave.

Im mostly healthy and more fit then the avrage normie, but my heart isnt in the best condition, i fucked it up about a year ago, the specific condition is unknown because the idiot doctor was like "lol its nothing" as my heart randomly spazzes out several times a every day.
How fucked am i?
26 by the way.

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>does it really take days for results?
it takes 1-2 hours in 1st world countries

fucking degenerate. alcoholism is patrician. switch to booze.

This is gonna spend so much
At my job at a clothing store, people are still here shopping, trying shit on. I see people coughing and touching their face constantly

Burning the deceased is haram. Burying them is halal.

Fucking hell, keep safe out there and keep us posted. Good luck

United Kingdom sending Fake coronavirus testing kits to America
>United Kingdom sending Fake coronavirus testing kits to America
United Kingdom sending Fake coronavirus testing kits to America

Fake coronavirus testing kits arriving from the United Kingdom seized at Los Angeles airport
wzzm13.com/article/news/nation-world/coronavirus-outbreak-fake-test-kits-lax-airport/69-ff3d9c3a-0f8b-47c5-bf0f-748cd70aff14

ktla.com/news/local-news/fake-coronavirus-test-kits-seized-at-lax/

I think I gave corona boys. Had a hard time going to sleep last night due to a light dry cough, now my lungs feel weird and the cough has developed. No fever but I'll check again before I go to bed

What you mean spazzes out?

wsoctv.com/news/trending/coronavirus-live-updates-us-cases-surpass-2200-49-states-death-toll-nears-50/AU6W2DCHLZECNO5QXIM5GSFYFE/
>TSA officer at Orlando International Airport tested positive
>“enhanced cleaning of all areas where the officer worked.”
>Officials told other TSA officers who were in close contact with the impacted officer to stay home and self-observe for the next 14 days, according to a statement.
archive.is/s2YiT

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the virus is deadly

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totally fucked. Buy up food for 3 months minimum and don't leave the house. gl.

>1288 new cases in Germany
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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should I buy it digital? also is there a preorder bonus or something?
I've been out of touch with vidya for a few months

>DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD NEWS?
Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60
>Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60
Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60
>Over half of France's 300 coronavirus ICU patients under age 60

kek . No details were immediately available about the patients under 60 in intensive care.

wzzm13.com/article/news/nation-world/over-half-of-frances-300-coronavirus-icu-patients-under-age-60/69-9c26ad1f-f633-4409-aba4-1fe054733fba

maybe it's a tranny

They are just ahead of the curve
Check back in a week and our deaths will be starting to pick up speed

Never listen to doctors they’re just nurses with the ability to prescribe stuff from the pharmacy nothing else

>Tfw your government tells you to greet each other with the same elbow they told you to cough in.

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>being surprised sick people die if you weld them into their apt

Malware uses Virus:

"An interactive dashboard of Coronavirus infections and deaths produced by Johns Hopkins University is being used in malicious Web sites (and possibly spam emails) to spread password-stealing malware."

krebsonsecurity.com/2020/03/live-coronavirus-map-used-to-spread-malware/

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im fucking scared fellas

lol read a book about pandemics, user. The first wave usually last months or even years. The second wave this later.
I give it until Fall before the second wave hits since by Summer the numbers will go down and people think they're safe, but since no vaccine will be out then the numbers will surge from all the intense traveling/tourism.

They won't even be counted.

pic very related

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I'm going to stock up on the most depraved niche fetish shit and have the degenerates that desperately require their sickening fix become my army. I will become a warlord that deals in this. Those to rally under my banner will be the most wretched, vile and abhorrent creatures ever to exist. Know this, when your death comes, it happened so that some sicko could look at pictures of feet.

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dual wield them

Germany exclusively gets to put heavy metals in it too since no ones gonna watch them

Don't worry, I'm sure he's still disappointed in you.

If the banks fail, you think your paper money will be worth anything?

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Order it online faggot. But better stop wtf is wrong with are you are you from Antilles ?

How hard is it for normies to not leave the house? It seems like they can't wrap their head around the idea

So any anons know what happen next, I already fell for it

After all of this, if people with three digit IQ play this smart, we have TONS of ground now to work with in terms of starting taxation rebellions against our governments.

What the FUCK are getting for our money? They rob us off our money, and they let thousands die and tens of thousands get seriously ill and some of them permanently damaged for life, while scrambling to form some sort of response to this? What the fuck are the authorities good for with all our money if they can't properly respond to this shit like China has done?

At work rn, tons of people still, I see people trying on clothes, touching everything. I've seen so many people coughing and touching their face
Tons of fatties and old boomers too

"Spazzes" means "to spasm". In this context, it means arrhythmia.

good wagie, make shekels for Rubenstein

Why would you wipe your ass anyways. I just pull up my pants after taking a dump and i'm good to go.
I never understeand healthfags like you. Youre probably a faggy city boy

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I’ll trade two rolls of shit tickets for one diablo

So, Boris, when are you and your advisors going to get injected with Corona live on TV?
>The logic of the herd immunity startegy.

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Kek. 1 money

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I read they kicked out the shady mutt ceo who was greasing his way towards selling out to trump, is this true?

just say someone pranked you when the feds knock on your door (and they will)

>I have zero faith in the dollar being worth anything in a month's time
>So I will withraw my dollars
>And keep the paper dollars
>Despite believing the dollars will be useless
k.

Why is the media still pretending china isn't fucking lying AGAIN?

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I have been independent from my parents for almost two years now. how else would I make a living?

I'm fucking mad.
My gobernment still think this shit is not airborne, despite China and WHO telling us so.
It's a shit show. It feels like I'm rewautching the wuhan outbreak all over again.
Except we didn't block traffic, so we'll have 10s of Wuhan by next month in my country alone.

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1 roll a day per person? What the fuck kinds of shits do you take?

That is exactly what he's saying.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
the fuck man

Always go M16

Why wouldn't you at least have an optic on one of them

There arw so many Americans that have no idea whats about to happen. Stay healthy pol and dont go anywhere....they will be taking temps just to get groceries. Your ass will be hauled off once this kicks off in the US. Be very small dots....on the radar

I almost certain that i saw that pic related of virus in some movie, i think it was called outbreak with monkey who infected everyone, old nineties movie or maybe even eighties

Freight for the railroad has been slowing down since January, normal since we have a rush leading up to Christmas, however what isn't normal is the slow down continuing. The suits hope things are going to pick right back up in the third or fourth quarter but that's probably a pipe dream at best based of CCP propaganda.
Also expect job openings even during this shit because no one, at least at my shop, is taking this even half seriously and many have already made it known they'll come into work sick because the company won't put anyone on medical until you use 5 vacation days or personal days(unpaid). We have a good chunk of older people working the railroad and they're about to get hit hard.

>1 ROLL A DAY

The perfect "Stay at home all day" vidya.
Always something to do in Animal Crossing

why aRE YOU FREAKING OUT?IT MIGHT BE THE LAST THING YOU DO ALIVE...ENJOY IT|!KEK

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hartz 4

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>What the FUCK are we getting for our money?
Indeed!

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Kek

>(i) Four coronaviruses which are widely distributed and usually cause the common cold (but can cause viral pneumonia in patients with comorbidities).
irrelevant

nCoV is 96% identical to SARS-CoV
archive.is/VksyA It binds via the angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2) receptor located on type II alveolar cells and intestinal epithelia (Hamming 2004).
>This is the same receptor as used by SARS (hence the technical name for the COVID-19, “SARS-CoV-2”).
wrong

1) The name is the same because it's 96% identical, not because it binds using ACE2

2) It actually has a mutation re: binding, so it's nothing like SARS in that one regard.

HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
what

I just want to know if the real numbers are x100 or x1000.

Literally nothing in there suggest they only have frozen food
>be middle aged with kids
>$400 worth of food in the fridge
>fridge stops working
They don't want to leave the house to re-buy all that food. Wtf is wrong with that?

Rumors are Russia is going to quarantine next week. Fuck. It would be hell here.

Don't worry just keep them warm for me and don't shoot to much I'm going to need it

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>What the FUCK are getting for our money?
det vet vi redan

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Buy electric Sven litteraly 3 times cheaper than gas. I travel 120KM a day and i save around 3k a year on gas.

>BREAKING
>BREAKING
>BREAKING

Limerick Nuclear Generating Station in Pennsylvania has begun to throttle down for a unknown reason.

>outbreak with monkey

based copypasta. people will be buying this for weeks

>you opened the box
>WE CAME
>[out dead]

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Not in the first week. I'll stay inside and make as little noise as possible if we'll get there.

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