Stuck at hospital with the new son. Can't leave cuz they won't let me back in (Coronavirus protocols) bout to give him his first sip of the good stuff ..
Stuck at hospital with the new son...
What do you mean they won’t let you back in?
the 30 hr old boomer.
>giving newborn alcohol
you absolute retard
its a monster but still bad for a new born.
You don't even give babies cow's milk, you filthy human weed.
>giving kid junk food
>thinks he's a good parent
Basically they said visiting is only 12-6 and only allowed one person but if I come back out of the time frame I can't get back in.
If you want to instill Idiogracy into your child then by all means and in that case Corona-chan will be the least of your concerns.
Also be aware that Monster (original, not your Zero) is more effective as an degreaser than many purpose degreasers (removing oil, etc).
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>First sip of the good stuff
Based.
> (OP)
>>giving kid junk food
>>thinks he's a good parent
Monster isn't junk food it's got tons of vitamins.. it's actually better than breast milk
>gives baby monster during pandemic when baby hasn't even developed immune system
>ops hand reveals identity as fronthole, also looks spic
Checks out
Just stick it out. Your kid is the most vulnerable class. Obey the protocols and protect him.
call me silly but i giggled like a girl at this.
NOOOOO PRODUCTS CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE USE
Damn.
what are you, some kind of baby expert? fag
Duh no shit faggot you dont "visit" your newborn, you stay in the hospital with your woman and child till they get released a day or 2 later.
Fucking zooms and their lack of selflessness, twitch and IPA is calling your name?
Fucking nuke this country already, all hope is lost.
Baby's are immune to Coronavirus, I even named him after it
He has a kid so he’s probably not white
>brown hand
I bet your little goblin has disgusting black hair. Fuck off, beaner.
>gives baby energy drink
i don't need to see a flag to know you're an american.
truly, 100% retard-pilled.
Bro relax we been here for 2 days, tried to do vaginal failed, c section, now staying for recovery. I just need to leave and come back to get stuff from the house.
That sucks. Good luck user. I have a little girl and it's the only reason this corona shit is scary to me in the least.
So far though kids are least effected though according to the numbers, so. There's that.
Drink beer fuck fear, have a good one
He's obviously pulling your chain you dumb homo.
fucking based.
>a 56 lbs arm
>Drinking a Monster in a hospital right after giving birth
Yep, you're American.
based
I know you're shitposting about the boomer juice, but please keep that baby off of the child food and on the titty milk as long as possible. Also get your wife to eat as clean as possible and drop the boomer juice.
GF is a WIC specifically a lactation consultant and child raising expert. The amount of shit that anything other than healthy breastmilk in a child's diet can cause is fucking ridiculous. If you want your baby to grow up to be a real stone cold chad get that nigga suckin titties.
I am not joking.
Ngmi
The weak should fear the strong
He on the titty milk rn. Wife doesn't even drink soda. We are both in good health. I have formula as a backup. Ty
FUCK.....
WHY DO WH*TOID CHILDREN LOOK LIKE TUMOURS LMAO....
Congratz op. Ignore all the seething incels.
Its got Electrolytes.
Even worse, we are the dreaded WMAF
How many wars did you won, again?
kek
>drinking a monster when you should be sleeping instead
If this is your first, you have a long way to go before you understand the importance of sleeping while you can
t. Dad of 2u2
Fucking molars suck ass dude.
my baby has been drinking monster since the day he was born and he's better than fine. the doctors say he's quite a specimen. when he is the next ceo and all your pussy ass milk babies are taking orders from my son, dont cry too much about it... fucking queers
That explains the c section.
kek! Congrats user. Best feeling right there. Just chill and we are all going to be alright.
Congrats on the healthy newborn user.
He was huge, I watched the c section. It was pretty neat. Long too I think he got the tall genes..
As many as you’ve lost Frenchie
happy for you user
Don't give the kid bullshit drinks, it only needs breast milk. You can teach him about your whatever drinks later when he has grown
>hapa
why man?
Looks like the baby has Jaundice. That means hes low on Vitamin C.
The doctor wont tell you that tho. You would have to ask to check his vitamin C levels.
>Can't understand a joke
Thanks anons for your kind and wise words.
So circumcision or not?
Absolute faggot
Congrats btw
Just make sure the jew docs don't get to snip his pee pee
Did you circumcise the kid?
don’t cut his dick up and he’ll be fine
It’s your business and really it should be kept between you and your wife. Aka get the fuck off Yas Forums faggot or else you’re giving up your authority on the matter.
>germ cuck trying to turn this into another European circumcision fetish thread
No circumcision
DO NOT CHOP HIS DICK. I repeat, DO NOT CHOP HIS DICK. They will sneak and try to take him to chop his dick. REFUSE all kike efforts to chop his dick.
OP ran away after seeing this post.