Can we get this TP alternative trending?

If you run out of food you can always eat the cotton candy in the walls!

If you have never used the stuff it's believable that it would work.

It’s cheaper than TP by volume and softer

I'm just going to declaw my cat and wipe my ass with her.
- self-cleaning
- environmentally friendly
- soft on tushy
- probably won't have to feed her much

While you guys are fighting over TP, I'm cornering the market on kitty litter. 4D chess motherfuckers.

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No, it’s not

not politics

It's soft, absorbent, and biodegradable. What the fuck are you retards talking about?

Get a dog, they will happily lick your ass clean

incredibly based

bidet

Imagine having fiberglass shards inside your shitter. Truly nightmare fuel.

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Lol i love Pink Panther

>Its soft cheap and everywhere.

They just need to go into the attic of their house and grab a handful of the Pink Panther toilet paper.

Except I have plenty of TP...I'll sell you a roll for $999.99

A rasp is reusable.

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Yas Forums needs to start a tp coin that goes up in value as the number of rolls goes down.

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>I'm just going to declaw my cat

This stems from experience

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

If I drink too much for a while my butt gets so itchy the only relief I can find is to go outside, drop my pants and drag my asshole across the concrete steps in my back yard. My neighbors in the back used to have so many trees and bushes in their yard that even in the Winter you could not see that spot from their house. Now they cleaned up so well not only from their back windows but the house next to them the steps are completely visible.
I'm really hoping when Summer gets here the remaining trees will have enough leaves to completely block the view again.

bruh, if you use a whole fucking roll in 1 day you're doing something wrong

Insulation has glass in it ??

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Fiberglass insulation does.

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It's not real glass, it's soft glass.

How can you be so gullible?

Yes, Fiberglass insulation has glass in it.

Better yet, make your own from clean fresh cotton bolls, found in any craft store floral dept.

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kek

You've never in your life worked with it have you?

All you people are fucking morons if you believe home insulation loaded with fiberglass is viable as toilet paper.

Y'know what? Start using 100 grit sandpaper to wipe your asshole so you can get the extra "stuff your crack with TP after" shit away.

Naw man, manly pads the way to go!
Clean, super absorbant wiperinos

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>tfw missed the entire point of OP

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>it be soft but xpensive
get it trending on black twitter

Save those for when the pissraeli bandages run out. You can stick em to your various bleeding holes.

Or in if you go the tampon route.

That thickness is like twelve ply though, you can easily peel it and get more out your money, nigga.

Option5

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I tried that. She always wants to cuddle afterwards, and I'm not ready to commit to that level of intimacy.

>dont shit for a week in order to save on tp
>become chronically constipated
>use pic related to break the logjam
>use 1/4 sheet of tp to clean the periphery
Get on my level

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It says fiber right in the name. Nigga, every breakfast cereal has fiber. If you can eat it, it isn't cutting you like glass does.

You people are literal fucking morons.
Go to harware or even walmart store and buy a bidet attachment for your toilet.
When the water stops flowing from society breaking down wiping your ass will be at the bottom of your concerns.

>bottom
>bottom of you concerns

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sure it is, it's free... in the walls.

People with outhouses used to use corncobs to wipe their asses, no joke.

FiberGLASS you brainlet. I've worked in a factory that produced this stuff. You don't want to wipe your ass with it, believe me. You can't eat it, either.

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>buy insulation
>put Nike logo on bag
>market to niggers
>?????
>profit

Sure you can. It isn't recommended but you most certainly can.

Underrated

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Well... yes... but you shouldn't.

100% basedarino

Time to get the #fiberglasschallenge trending.

Best survival food
>eat corn
>shit
>wipe ass with cob
>pick corn out of shit
>rinse corn and cob
Repeat

yes, you retard. It's literally "FIBER GLASS"

Based leaf

There's no downside. It's infinite food, if done correctly. Survive for aeons with this one simple trick.