/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2107 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

filthy tranny

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Just hop in the shower

My wife is a nurse, and several of her co-workers have tested positive. Her test came back negative. She's got a fever, sore throat and some fatigue. What is the prevalence of false negatives?

VITAMIN C
>VITAMIN C
ELDERBERRY
>ELDERBERRY
SAUNA
>SAUNA

Unarmed people are soft targets for raiders.
Don't be a soft target.

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Does the nothingburger.today archive all the news?
> remember this one
>whiov.cas.cn/105341/201911/t20191118_5438006.html
>whiov.cas.cn/105341/201911/t20191118_5438006.html

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FORSYTHIA
>FORSYTHIA

>pull up bar
>rowing machine
>treadmill only powerful/big enough for a light jog
>resistance bands up to 100 pounds
>beat saber VR
Is my """homegym""" good enough?

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!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

>Corona is a bioweapon conspiracy
This intrigues me
Do you have any information about this?

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Why should it? The info is pretty outdated

Corona pasta is best pasta

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1 roll per day? do you shit like once every 20 minutes all throughout the day?

Okay, seeing as many anons don't really know how testing works I'll explain
>How do we test for coronavirus?
Real-time quantitative Polymerase chain reaction (rt-qpcr) is used to basically take a sample from the person an make lots of copies of the viral RNA in it so that we can detect it and measure the amount (viral load). Animation of the process here
youtu.be/EaGH1eKfvC0
>What is needed for testing?
Materials to purify RNA, reverse transcriptase proteins, basic materials for DNA synthesis (nucleotides and stuff), a fluorescent probe, a thermocycler with fluorescence measuring equipment and the genetic sequence of the target virus.
>How much does it cost?
A thermocycler goes for 10k+ ameridollars in freedomland, the rest of the stuff is not very expensive, process can be mostly automated.
>If so what is a test kit and why are there limitations to testing capacity?
Tests kits are specialized equipment for one particular pathogen and so are quicker/easier to use for nurse lab monkeys and serve to avoid contamination. Speed of testing is dictated by A. Available testing facilities and thermocyclers (one rt-qpcr assay itself takes an hour + sample handling and preparation, can't really find info on how many people you can test per machine per run) B. Lack of reagents (particularly for RNA purification, seems like they are made in chinkland)
>What's with the false negatives?
Rt-qpcr tests are known to be prone to errors with emerging/rapidly mutating pathogens because of non-specific amplification, primer mismatch and other technical issues
>Why is the US getting JUST'D in tests per capita when compared to countries like South Korea?
Basically lack of organization and coordinated work between private and public labs (where privates have the most testing capacity and thus can jew you out of thousands of bucks for a test). Lack of centralized information sharing system. Lack of preparation for huge increase in demand for testing reagents.

I missed quite a few countries in my original school closures map, here's an updated version

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Please off yourself CIA nigger

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Everybody has been ordered to work from home here

Can you guys watch this for me? I'll be right back

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Daily reminder that police enforcement exist only to defend the state. It only defends people when the state "sues" the attacker

Saw this locally, should I be concerned

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ENERGY CRYSTALS
>ENERGY CRYSTALS

This country is fucking retarded

boris is killing us, i hope he gets lnyched

A couple of swedes was tested negative too but a couple hours later got tested again and had it

Reminder to grab all lolis, hebes and shotas and COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
trade them for food, goods and more cunny
It's for your own survival

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The problem is that if you look like a raider yourself, you'll be targeted as one even if your intention is just to protect yourself. I hope my handgun eventually gets registered, I don't want to walk around with my AR180.

>vaccine
lol no, just a mild treatment

He has no colon, it just constantly falls out

ABSOLUTE FUCKING HAPPENING SERBIA DECLARED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY FULL FUCKING LOCKDOWN THE ARMY IS GOING TO BE DEPLOYED IN ALL HOSPITALS AAAAAAAAAAAA

THREADY REMINDER TO

TRUST THE PLAN

TRUST BORIS

EMBRACE THE VIRUS

JOIN THE HERD

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>"AAAHHHHCHUUUUU"

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Ah, so Luxembourg folded then. Boris is going to have some tough questions to answer tomorrow I expect..

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>LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I'M GERMAN, LOOK LOOK

Kys faggot

oh fug I'm so sorry :(

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NEWFAGGOTS FUCK OFF

nice work

thank you

I dont know why he is such a fucking asshole since corona broke out. What the hell is he thinking...

>beat saber VR
based, unironically good cardio on high difficulties

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>US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths

>most of those cases will LITERALLY be all the inner city losers

What a loss.

That's a non-issue in a bug-in scenario.

How is it outdated when it's constantly updated by people in the medical field? In fact, check out

Filtered.

>LOOK, I'M GERMAN LOOK LOOK

>>qz.com/1805422/wuhan-virology-lab-unable-to-quell-china-coronavirus-conspiracies/
>Sure, years ago she was editing bat coronavirus strains with HIV vectors to enable them to bind to human pulmonary ACE2 receptors (like COVID-19 does):
>>jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899

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HOLY FUCK BROS AMBULANCES JUST GOT DEREGULATED IN MINNESOTA.

firerescue1.com/fire-products/personal-protective-equipment-ppe/articles/minnesota-issues-5-day-emergency-suspension-of-ambulance-services-memo-RVIilYFeqaqAyhmz/

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I fucking hate my government. All they did is "We recommend schools and Universities go quarantine" and banned meetings for 1000+ people.
They saying that there is only 60 confirmed cases and that "There is a lot of patients with flu and pneumonia, but not COVID-19!".
The worst thing is that I need to go to work tomorrow too or I will be fired otherwise.
We're fucking doomed over there.

Sauce?

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>the herd
I can see this as some kind of post-apocalypse death cult

Everyone start spamming lookner “PAY THE MODS” in the YouTube chat to piss him off

youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174&feature=emb_title

IT WAS PLANNED
>IT WAS PLANNED
IT WAS PLANNED
>IT WAS PLANNED
IT WAS PLANNED
>IT WAS PLANNED

BEEN HERE SINCE JANUARY 24TH.

WHAT A FUCKING RIDE IT HAS BEEN.

DUTCH COUNTRY IS LOCK DOWN;
> MUSEUMS ANYTHING PUBLIC CLOSED
> RESTAURANTS CLOSED DOWN
> SCHOOLS CLOSED DOWN.
>> REST OF EUROPE FALLING.

God speed, anons.

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ive been on lockdown since early february. paniced too early.

I want to go back to when >tfwnogf was my biggest concern.

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Why

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skål !!!!!!!!!!!

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Herd immunity any day!

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Theres no cure for the Corona virus, you heard it here first.

estonian?

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How is Norway doing?

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

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Jesus Christ Abdul, we get it already.

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Indeed.

If things start to happen where I live, I'll keep my kids at home. The gubment can't come and take my babies now hopefully

40 NEW CASES IN REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
>40 NEW CASES IN REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
40 NEW CASES IN REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
>40 NEW CASES IN REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
40 NEW CASES IN REPUBLIC OF IRELAND

WE AT 169 NOW

LAST WEEK WE HAD ZERO

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Because if no one has TP but me, I am TP KING

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO

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>Thailand +32
Nooooooo, what will they do without tourists.

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>Favourite restaurant closed
>It didn't even serve bat soup
Can i get a "FUCK CHINA"?

me on the bottom

22plinkster here. I bought all of the toilet paper in the county and shot it with my guns.

youtube.com/watch?v=vuTNN0AOJVs

>I cough today
It's over for me guys, keep it up. I'm done for good.

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Yeah this is why Police removed "to serve and protect" off their vehicles around that same time. Look at the leaf thinking he's found something new.

youtu.be/zqe-kDulylw

not me
were still expected to go which is insanity not even a necessary supply chain job here my boss doesn't give a fuck

im not going to the gym anymore either. dont trust people enough.......

im doing calisthenic/bodyweight excercises just to stay in shape.

Does mongolia has any cases? wtf whatsup with them how are they holdin this long?

I've been invited to my girlfriend's sister's house for their dad's birthday. I have had a periodic dry cough all day. I'm 24 in good health but no other symptoms. Still nervous about leaving the house for non-necessities and potentially infecting others. Go or no?

>LOOK; GERMAN HERE, LOOK AT ME

>tfwnolungs

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I don’t see why not, besides, all I’ve got is the little hand weights

All hail the TP King

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I cant believe spain is fucking dead

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Ja

Don’t go faggot

fucking. newfag.

Bros does anyone have a suggestion on a handgun? Have a moss 590 but looking to expand for the happening

I always skip past this thread and see the death count rising. Are you guys just automatically raising that by 3.4% of the known infected? If so, that's kinda dishonest.

>"COUUGHHH COUUGHHH COUGHHH"

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me to bro
this has been absolutely insane

glad that i listened to this general in Jan and started prepping then

irish military being deployed tomorrow

Trust the plan

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Mini-mags > Stangers

Lol, enjoy getting fucked.

>mongolia
i too must know

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Fuck hadn't noticed the garlic chinballs until now kek

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Me too. Now my sleep cycle is too shit to be able to focus on any games or watch anything.

based. that's what we should do here as well, but instead they want us all to catch the bug and get sick.. i DO NOT trust them on this one.

can you still get supplies?

FOR THE HERD

Kek, they all rook same

>compares it to HCoV when we already know it's 96% SARS-CoV genetically
>still thinks it only uses ACE2 when other receptors have already been found
>talks about Wuhan having higher mortality than recent cases even though international cases have higher mortality, so obviously still stuck in time back when China was the only country reporting
>hesitates to call it airborne when it's already been confirmed multiple times
a waste of time

>every single person showed in that video has a penis

Himalayan salt lamps

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Trump will declare war on Germany. You guys fucking suck at fighting.

When exactly did the chinks stop giving out their numbers, even fake ones, and how are they able to keep anyone outside from questioning it?

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It’s a bioweapon with stealth ability

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stop the spam you moron

> locally
> aisle has articles for "plastnöud"

Since when is Estonia part of the US?

(Pic is based anyway)

Geh sterben du Hurensohn

I said I have a cough and am working from home, just lie bro

>a literal sheep in a herd

kys

Well Yas Forums you did it, you fuckers plunged the world into chaos. You happy now?

There is no vaccine you stupid fuck and 10+ years of SARS research failed. So fake news.

Regardless, is legit to try to entice German scientists to US the way Germoney is sucking up all the nuclear scientists, neurosurgeons and structural engineers out of Syria, Bangladesh, Burkina Faso and the rest of the Wakandan hemisphere, while shitting on the mongrels fixing their teeth, keeping their books, repairing their cars and not raping their daughters from Eastern Europe. When we set on fire some gypsy rapist village, guess who came to admonish us for almost 2 decades and rebuilt those fuckers tents? Ze eternal Germ

Few argiebros and brazilbros did more following this pandemic from the start than the whole Germoney. There are still good people there (some contributing here) but most are not. Fuck them - I worked with many of them in my field and boy... I knew the "technical rigorous German engineer" was a meme since late 90's, but never expected to see such feminized useless coward fucks. You cannot even drink a beer with them, they're scared shitless not to say anything inappropriate over the table.

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post yfw the stock market crashes again tomorrow

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>"The novel 2019 coronavirus is nature punishing the human race for keeping uncivilized living habits. I, Shi Zhengli, swear on my life that it has nothing to do with our laboratory"

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>I always skip past this thread and see the death count rising. Are you guys just automatically raising that by 3.4% of the known infected? If so, that's kinda dishonest.

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Wa state. How fucked are we.

What is this some slave wife auction?
Fucking hell imagine them all licking your body desperate for your cum.
Am gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

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Hangman Page (a wrestler in AEW) has stated that he will "no longer be drinking fan's beer" because of the virus.
NOTHING IS SAFE ANYMORE.....NOT EVEN FAKE WRESTLING........
FUCK....

will ANY sports be safe? what about e - sports?

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WHO ELSE HERE /IMMUNE/

WHERE MY BRIT FRIENDS AT

WE DID IT LADS

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I PAID $10,000 FOR THOSE ROLLS

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>Mar 15
>Jan 28

How does time work, bro?

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>Italy +3,590 (+368)
guys its not slowing down
fuck

M&P 2.0

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Glock 19, Walther PPQ, Steyr M9A1, S&W M&P 9, Ruger American/Security 9, Taurus G3...

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>can't get TP for love or money
>this nigger is putting a fingerhole in every sheet
gggrrrrrr

Send help

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6493703/

Guys don't worry, they'll figure out for the first time a vaccine for this type of virus, and they'll update it in time for each wave, eventually wiping it out. I am sure of this.

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wtf I love men now

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

this but unironically

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>tfw England on tour after ubermensch herding

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I live in New Jersey. Still pretty unconvinced about this being a big deal.

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Working from home

How much is the average Thai hooker? That would be a fun gang bang.

The only useful thing is the pull-up bar. Get dumbbells and a bench.

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Yes, we all saw it. Now fuck off or post anime tiddies

MAMA MIA
NOT MY GRANDMA'S SAUCE
TAKE MY WIFE'S SON INSTEAD

The day after they had an increase of 14,000 infected..mid Febuary..

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every countries should send a nuke to you

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glock 19 is very highly recommended

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I recommend "crazy loop" by Dan Balan for your daily beatsaber gainz

I AM THE CURE

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Nothing of what you greenposted is remotely mentioned on the pdf. It talks about current medical treatment, what its currently know to affect, and such, with the last updated being today. Going to continue recommending it on /cvg/ and there's bullshit you can do faggot misinformation shill.

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!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

Not yet. The main continent used to rape us all migration wise lack habbenings, and so a handful of countries in near Asia doubling their population faster than Italy death count.

>what about e - sports?
It will be the last sport humans will ever participate in.

the cure already exists. its just a matter of kikes deciding when to release the vaccine and becoming "the good guys who saved the world".

You deserve what you voted for.

ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>ADDITIONAL PYLONS

based fellow jersey boy

It's been about a month and people don't care because local politics and scares are keeping them occupied. Most normalfags barely care when it's in their country so they barely care about what's happening in other countries

LMAO

>"Despite a positive COVID-19 test from a passenger who had disembarked days earlier, thousands of people were allowed to leave a cruise ship in Miami Sunday without undergoing medical screening."

>There are 2 more cruise ships arriving in Florida, Tuesday.

twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1239274257202515969?s=20

Welcome to the herd, burgers.

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What's the best MRE to stock up on in bulk both for price and flavor?

Shut down their borders a long time ago. Probably helps that most of them still live spread out on the steppe too

>LOOK; I'M A KRAUT, LOOK A T ME, I'M IMPORTANT, LET'S SPAM Yas Forums TO TELL EVERYBODY HOW IMPORTANT I AM

fucking hate our country

what happened, the cum store is slow filling up your order?

I don't even think we'll be talking about this next month.

Whole thing will blow over

I am not the anime guy

I post the trackfus >:(

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You think our governments coom over the fact they can run a police state again after all these years?

>Italy 24,747
>+3,590

what the FUCK

Is cooming the secret to surviving Chink Respiratory Syndrome? If I shed my "viral load" one or twice a day, will it increase my chances of living through this?

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You sided with china as a NATO memeber nation. You get what you fucking deserve turkshit imposters

wait for an hour or so and ill post a link it happened 15 minutes ago

Literally nothing but corona on the news.

Cops will now arrest you immediately if you're breaking ordered quarantine (you're confirmed infected). Tourist businesses are crashing. SAS left 90% of its workforce on leave. Gubmint preparing a care package to keep small businesses afloat.

I'm just chilling at home with my dog. Going to buy some booze tomorrow with little else to do than get drunk and go for walks.

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I certainly wouldn't put it past them

I already quit

Jumping jacks replace the rowing machine, threadmill and beat saber VR. You're mostly fine.

LOOK AT MEEEE , I'M A KRAUT, I'M IMPORTANT. WHY YOU IGNORE MEEEE

COLLOIDAL SILVER
>COLLOIDAL SILVER

Fucking lol.

Underrated. Have a (you).

Nuclear weapons don't exist

yes

Feels good man

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pinknews.co.uk/2020/03/12/coronavirus-lgbt-population-high-risk-cancer-network-covid-19-world-health-orgaisation/
>“LGBT+ communities are very familiar with the phenomena of stigma and epidemics. We want to urge people involved with the Coronachan response to ensure that LGBT+ communities are adequately served during this outbreak,”
>three factors that make LGBT+ people more vulnerable to coronavirus are: the prevalence of smoking in the LGBT+ community, higher rates of HIV and cancer, and barriers to healthcare that mean LGBT+ people are reluctant to seek medical treatment.
>”we need to make sure the most vulnerable among us are not forgotten,”
>LGBT+ people use tobacco at a rate 50 per cent higher than the general population
>barriers to healthcare for LGBT+ people, which include facing discrimination, unwelcoming attitudes and a lack of understanding from healthcare providers
archive.is/BS0cC
/ourgirl/

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>all these newfags asking for prep, guns and ammo recommendations.
Way too late retards

What's the latest China numbers?

mres are overpriced garbage. 1250 calories means youd need to eat multiple per day

Taking bicycle tomorrow instead of public transport. Will try to prepare everything for remote work and talk with boss.
I afraid they tell me to go home and work from there if I want to, but they are not gonna pay for it or will pay less.
I hate old people who is a head in IT company. They all don't know a thing about computers and remote work.

How do I protect my elderly parents from the upcoming riots?

Spread it, remember to take deep breaths around everyone
Tell everyone to take a moment and breathe with you

The elite have been prepping for this exact scenario since November. They even prepped for the exact same virus. youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174

Only if done in prime loli cunny

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You stealing my pasta pic there, Asbjorn?

absolute goddesses. it would be a privilege to pump seed into any one of them just once

Daily reminder some user predicted what will happen in Italy
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007/#q241674613

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Economy. As greedy as it sounds, the US economy crashing would be one of the worst things for the world right now during a pandemic. If mass hysteria over a virus isn't scary enough, imagine how people would react to see their own county's economy going into freefall and mass layoffs occur. Social unrest will skyrocket and possibly societal collapse.

So, his thinking was probably:
>"gib vaccine now"
>US releases it, claims its ours
>"BEST SCIENTIST BEST COUNTRY USA USA"
>stock market rallies

What ended up happening:
>"gib vaccine now"
>"wtf no fuck off"
>look greedy and investors think you're desperate
>also no sign of confidence in US to develop a vaccine
>Monday opens, stocks fall off a cliff

So do we. No nationalistic party allowed, only factions fighting for EU golden shower.

wait until the cops get sick HAHAHAHA

aww
NO exclusiv vaccine for our taccos

LMAO
>Americans
>Americans
>Americans

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since there are no articles in english yet

>Sweden +71 (+1)
>(+1)
THERE IS A GOD

Take your meds.

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Where did you guys got that immune system collapse by 18 months thing?

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guys... death rate is %42.5 in italy am i wrong? I know it takes longer to recover from corona than dying this is why it is that high but how much can it go down? %30? %20? either way it is too fucking high. Fucking bat eather chinks missinformed us now we are all fucked.

The conference is still running.

China's gone baby

Have to go to work tomorrow for an emergency meeting. Either ill get the emergency supervision for the kids of doctors and nurses and will be fucked beyond belief or ill get 3 weeks paid leave

we can't get enough metal in our pockets since the beginning of times.

>COVID-19 is part of the family of coronaviruses. This contains:
>(i) Four coronaviruses which are widely distributed and usually cause the common cold (but can cause viral pneumonia in patients with comorbidities).
irrelevant

>It binds via the angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2) receptor located on type II alveolar cells and intestinal epithelia (Hamming 2004).
>This is the same receptor as used by SARS (hence the technical name for the COVID-19, “SARS-CoV-2”).
wrong

>This explains why initial reports from Wuhan described a higher mortality than some more recent case series
outdated

>It's controversial whether COVID19 can be transmitted via an airborne route
wrong

I'll call you out every time.

the pope will die because god wills it.

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not laughing anymore eh?
direktno.hr/eu-i-svijet/srbi-se-ismijavaju-s-korona-virusom-vucic-i-tamosnji-lijecnici-napravili-show-183832/

Who knows? Also checked

This is the discord Chili Pepper.

What does this mean?

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it was a beautiful morning

fresh oc although I should've made this when elderberries were still being discussed
I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD
CYTOKINE
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMMMM

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stay home, tard

The problem with the death rate is that nobody actually knows just how many people are infected. At present the death rate is based off confirmed cases and assumes nobody else is infected.

KEK

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>Some German dude posted info from the Koch institute with the progression of the virus i.e. onset of pneumonia after x days etc. a while back.
>Anyone got that?
Sorry, user. I read all the titles on their Corona virus page. There is nothing meeting your description.
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html

based szwabs

No one knows, they have been hiding them for the past two months.

Maybe it's smarter in the long run. Our country has seized to function atm. We can't do this for months.

it means some frogs die now.

>mfw when i started to jerk off to athletics videos recently

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>self interest

>psychopathism

Look at it this way: More gun owners means gun bans are less viable.

Nigger, STFU!

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Gilead will beat you to it and glowniggers will assassinate your scientists to ensure that happens. You know I'm right

Who in the fuck goes through and entire roll in a day?

Virus itself ain't bad.

Herd hysteria will be worse.

usa curfew incoming amerifags get ready ..,,, Btw, this sounds more like martial law then virus control.

Gov. Andy Beshear said the state had to make the unusual move to protect others nearby.
A CORONAVIRUS patient in Kentucky has been placed under 24/7 armed guard after refusing to self-isolate.
Deputies are now stationed outside the 53-year-old man's house around-the-clock in Nelson County

the-sun.com/news/539494/coronavirus-kentucky-patient-self-isolate-armed-guard/

Hoboken, New Jersey announces daily 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. curfew in effort to stop coronavirus

Teaneck, New Jersey, mayor asks all residents to self-quarantine and to only leave their home for food or medicine - WABC

usnews.com/news/best-states/new-jersey/articles/2020-03-14/2-week-suspension-of-nj-municipal-court-sessions-announced

Puerto Rico’s governor, Wanda Vázquez, is closing all businesses except supermarkets, pharmacies, gas stations and banks
and is instituting a curfew from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. until at least March 30

Dr. Anthony Fauci urges a 14-day “national shutdown” as coronavirus spreads
U.S. citizens would have to make personal sacrifices and comply with government guidelines to avoid a “worst-case scenario.”

washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/15/anthony-fauci-urges-coronavirus-national-shutdown/

City Council members have begun calling on Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio to close restaurants and bars.
Andrew Cuomo to President Trump: Mobilize the Military

What are you going to do with all your anarchy, Mr. Joker?

youtube.com/watch?v=QIuzLf9f5WI

08:22

so are we all the same race?

french

>Why is toilet paper in high demand?
A US medical worker 32 years old and having no underlying conditions
"Diarrhea, "Diarrhea, "Diarrhea,

A US medical worker who tested positive for the new coronavirus said his condition is 'getting worse' every day,
despite being 32 years old and having no underlying conditions

"The virus is everything," James Cai told WCBS."Diarrhea, "Diarrhea, "Diarrhea,
watery eyes, shortness of breath, chest pain, you name it. High fever."
The 32-year-old medical worker said he believes he was infected at a medical
conference held at a hotel in Times Square the weekend before he was taken to the emergency room.

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-us-medical-worker-condition-getting-worse-every-day-2020-3
10% of people are getting severe "Diarrhea , thus the rush to buy TP

Nice. Lol

Gaslighting is not an argument, user

Varg was right about everything

>thesouthafrican.com/news/state-of-disaster-declared-as-coronavirus-cases-in-south-africa-reach-61/
> STATE OF DISASTER IN SOUTH AFRICA

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Goddamnit Hans, I am so ready for that shit

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He needs to step away from twitter

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>New Jersey announces daily 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. curfew in effort to stop coronavirus
*to stop niggers

ITS OVER

twitter.com/trutsle/status/1239275297964544000?s=20

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Mexico City is going ahead with Vive Corona-chan Latino —70,000 tickets had been sold for each of the festival’s two days.

apnews.com/96c71c1f4bd4c202d1d06e00b9f36d51

yeah, it's insanity

Or rather, the insanity has been here for a couple of decades by now, but it's really going above and beyond at the moment. Mao Zedong-tier insanity.

Saying something is wrong without presenting why is just dishonest and evil. There are multiple virus and is not just COVID-19, not strains, but multiple virus, evolving. Read the whole thing and stop misinforming people shill.

güldür güldür bölüm
yörüm görüm dörüm

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did not work so well.
we all have bad days

They had something around 10 cases and claimed they were all imported.

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what if everybody in britain becomes a carrier but everybody else gets rid of the virus so we just blockade your shitty island and let nobody out?

>serbia in full lockdown
FUCK this is out of nowhere
I'm going back to my hometown wish me luck

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to get out of Vienna
Jfc

Stop spreading fake news user.
Even hairdressers need to work here in Belgium. it's fucking insane and retarded.

Maybe he meant charite? Their guys spouted all kinds of news in the last days

I bought Decathlon rack few months ago, a barbell, up to ~180kg of plates, two dumbbells with adjustable weights + tons of whey protein isolate and creatine. Public gym retards are going to turn into DYELs. Thank god that I didn't listen to to my mom that kept telling me to go to the public gym. She recommended me local planet fitness, where they don't even allow strength training exercises like deadlifts.

Beats the fuck out of pathological altruism.
Hey Hans! How's the third world treating you?

how does that make him a psychopath?

WHAT THE FUCK
Who are these foul racists?

if all businesses close, do i still have to work from home for my (((job)))

alright, imma need a source for this one

>since there are no articles in english yet
>english

PRIČAJ SPRSKI DA TE CEO SVET RAZUME

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> What does this mean?

that they cannot waive the white flag to a fucking virus and it's best if they eat their last baguette before coronachan wipes them off the face of the earth

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Nice

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That's why using Deaths/Recovered is the most sensible solution. it gives a realistic idea what will happen once healthcare systems fail.

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Bruh it’s all ready too late for hand guns to be registered

>Toilet paper? I'll just use a spoon and wash it

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NO MORE BEER FOR BILLY BOY
>NO MORE BEER FOR BILLY BOY

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Tomorrow will be worse.

If you survive, maybe you'll get a gf.

The source on this is anonymous in other words completely unbelievable. Who could stand to benefit from the US and Germany/Europe infighting and doubting each other? Maybe the country that spread and hid it from the world for two fucking months!

the absolute madman

"To seize" is to grab something.
"To cease" is when something stops/ends.

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>tfw had diarrhea today for no apparent reason, haven't eaten anything unusual in weeks

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>tfw your local supermarket is empty but you cant still uber eats

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Norway preppers BTFO

People in Norway have been ordered to leave their countryside cabins and return to their homes

nrk.no/norge/ny-forskrift_-kan-forby-hytteturer-ut-av-egen-kommune-1.14945098

It comes after prime minister Erna Solberg threatened to deploy the civil defence to bring people home from their cabins.

stop crying
LMAO

Amerigary, you're alright

He's begging for money now. He must have lost a lot shilling for the stock market.

Hey Turkey! Stop insulting Turkey, lol.

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FROGS; +924 CASES / +36 DEATHS
>FROGS; +924 CASES / +36 DEATHS