Corona Virus General Update /CVG/

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F*ck the pope and the IRA !!

I will kill the persons responsible for this virus with a hammer.

So in one and a half hours, according to you ?

Vote for me and get a free knuckle sandwich

das ist , mann

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>Hello, OPs asshole? Today you said that Trump is going to declare federal quarantine, can you care to comment?

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rate my TP stash

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I am riden with biden

Imagine crashing in those clothes...

CoronaVirus aka Adrenochrome withdrawal

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10/10

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weak, that will last 72 hours max

You need way more. This will last two weeks at most.

>tfw only 1 roll left
Am I gonna be okay?

Waste of time. It's already here, virtually everybody will get it, theres no stopping it. Back in 2019 they could have stopped it in China but now it's too late.

If you are young and healthy do your best to catch this virus, kick its ass and have an immunity incase it comes back even worse. I'd rather be a European than a native American. Old people are fucked, period.

7/10. Should be good for about 36 weeks.

rip my dad. hes in the states right now trying to fetch something quickly before quarantine hits. wont be back for another day or two. too late dad.

>stop taking daily fiber supplement
>won't shit but once a month
Prep around your weaknesses

this, its WuFlu.

>54 rolls of tp
you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 2 rolls of paper per day. If you have a family of 5, that's 70 rolls a week. Over 240 a month. Toilet paper will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
You’ll be lucky to make it a week

big if true

Get your leaf ass faggot father the fuck out of my country

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Yeah guys I'm really sick, cant you tell its the corona virus.

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Who only uses 2 rolls a day? I go through about 3 1/2 daily. Eat your fiber retards

I know people who work for the pentagon
this is Yas Forums, where people of importance can post anonymously for a reason

3 weeks federal quarantine

1 week, you can't leave, if you get caught you get a warning
2 week, marshal law is declared, you get fined if you leave your house
3 week, you get prison time if you leave your house

Fuck I miscounted. It should be enough for a year or so. I have 40 rolls myself. I bought most of it before corona chan was even a thing.

I'm gonna need more spam.

We already told you you old fuck. Adrenochrome is an oxidation product of adrenaline. You can find adrenaline in LITERALLY, and I mean LITERALLY every single hospital, school, and pharmacy in the United States. It is legally mandated in case of anaphylaxis. So adrenaline (epinephrine) is INCREDIBLY common. You can synthesize adrenochrome from adrenaline by treatment with two molar sodium hydroxide at room temperature in the presence of oxygen. If the elites needed adrenochrome all they would have to do is call their big pharma chronies and tell them to make it and could have as much as they wanted in literally three hours.

five star post user

Well shit, the mass reply spam convinced me

Not as potent.

Do I have to call out of work for 3 weeks?

>We already told you you old fuck. Adrenochrome is an oxidation product of adrenaline.
SEETHE

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They will force you to stay home.

I've heard some rumors from my position in the defense industry as well.

Livestream link for those that still need a method to watch. Not sure if posted already but here it is.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFBxhOwQz1I&feature=emb_title&ebc=ANyPxKrYPQcFFLRMrbO8a-kX1uAXI51sGaFOm3tIyCAENw9sFbjXNImczRKk95T7LWnHL4t8kA_A

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Treat with excess NaOH to drive the reaction toward completion. Basic high school chemistry.
Cope with your 7th grade education. Dozens of papers on the synthesis. Sorry your education was shit and you never got to work anywhere but a factory qoomer.

Drug addict chemfag here? I thought adrenochrome was oxidized adrenaline? Why is this showing an indole and not a phenethylamine?

>Cope with your 7th grade education. Dozens of papers on the synthesis. Sorry your education was shit and you never got to work anywhere but a factory qoomer.
seethe

SEETHE

youtu.be/m6kFCNsnQpQ

Illinois shutting all bars and restaurants tomorrow night.

sneed

it's an indoline not an indole lmao
it's literally adrenaline oxidized and cyclized

>make dumbass post
>get corrected
>"u mad"
Literally abbo level intelligence. Don't sniff the petrol.

>GAME OVER MAN!
>GAME OVER!!!

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>Literally abbo level intelligence. Don't sniff the petrol.
SEETHE

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what?

muh six gorbillion goyem!

they gon' have to when Trump says
NIGGA WE SHUTTIN' SHIT DOWN YO

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SEETHE

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dont be rama rama my nigga

SEETHE

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Yeah no shit. Coronavirus is a designed power grab.
Burn these fuckers now.

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fucking kekked