I been in the house for 3 days and I'm already close to losing it

Lmaooooo, I’ve been inside for nearly seven days straight. This is nothing. There’s so much you can already do even with just a computer and an Internet connection.

I sometimes don't leave the house for months. You're weak.

>muh friends
>muh sunshine
>muh boredom

pathetic.

Start doing pushups

I can do 1000 a day now

I’m on day 7 and I’m loving it. I don’t even have to feel bad for doing nothing with my life anymore.

Dang that’s a lot of pushups uwu

hopefully all useless extrovertic middlemanagers/marketing experts wil lgo fucking insane in their houses ... one can hope right ?

I am completely fascinated to observe that normies are legitimately unable to handle spending a few hours alone inside their house

I was already on like 3 weeks before this started.

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3 day fucking normie. And you got internet? You should be ashamed.

T H I S

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>3 days
The most I have ever been inside my house without leaving is 2 months, about 60 days or 61 days. If not for trash and deliveries I would have stayed inside for 6 months. Normalfags are missing out on the paradise that is the virtual space.
That being said make sure you have tons of TP, I use about 1 roll per day. That's 30 rolls a month and 260 rolls a year. You may think you don't use that much TP, but you are wrong.

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I checked today. I didnt even use 50 sheets.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Yeah it fucking rules. If you have a job, most normies never shut the fuck up about their kids or sportball or whatever. Thank fuck that I can spend weeks or months working from home.

I have provisions for 2 months and our company let us work from home, but sadly I have some things to do in that time, I really wanted to break some kind of personal record and not leave the apartment for at least a month.

being working from home and paid to stay at home, it's heaven

Shoulda got a bag of magic fairy dust bro

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How is it possible Introverts could be going stir crazy?

The entire works of Shakespeare are available for free online.

ive basically been a shutin since i graduated high school, almost 14 years. I manage with escapism, ie games, movies, shows, books, porn, sometimes weed and alcho.

rural life is good. Why go upstairs to piss when I can just piss in the sump pit and it carries out the ditch with the rest of gray water.

the age of the normie is over.

NOOOOOO MR SHEKELSTEIN NEEDS ME IM GOING INSAAAANEE AAAAAAAAAAH

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I've been in the house for 4 months.

Kek. Imagine being so fucking empty and soulless that being alone with yourself is akin to torture.

Neck yourself my mane.

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This is the new Harry Potter pasta isn't it?
>"No!"

i could easily spend a week inside, its cold outside anyways

For real. He ain’t about this neet life.

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>3 days
lol

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mm 3 days and a wiki and you should be able to get the basics down and have a nice starter fort

shut up you dick blowing faggot.

cabin fever, we are basically all jailed
in greece we are all in our houses, that thank god most have balconies and big windows and its sunny,
but still i have no idea how we can make this work, all my neighbourhood went on their balconies and started cheering at 9 o clock and we are on day 3 of
“we stay at home” policy

It’s literally the comfiest timeline right now. I’m just sippin’ on some Jameson, playing some Warzone, and snacking on tendies fresh from the oven. Life’s good

I been in the house for 3 years, get on my level

Normal people aren't actually known to be very cerebral or reflective for that matter. Imagine forcing someone who never had a genuine own thought to be alone and not allow that person to callibrate their operating system with group think. Notice how such people never talk about ideas but always about persons.

Based virgin masterhermit

You are weak. The NEETdom will conquer.

best pasta of 2020

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>months
noob

Don't listen to Frenchposters, the virus is consooming their already very small brains. Long runs and heavy weight lifting are ill-advised at this time.

Many of us have been in the house for years. Now you have become neet like us.

When normal life goes on, I want to avoid it and stay inside. Now that everything is closed and there's an apocalyptic vibe in the air it feels really fun to be outside.

One a day?!?! Jesus Christ, get a fucking bidet you hairy assholed faggot. Maybe a little less butt secks too, queer.

gotta prepare for the dotr though

YO LIL DONNIE, I JUST ATE OUT OF A CORONA PATIENTS BEDPAN AND NOW I'M VOMITING IN TRUMP TOWER, HOWD'YA LIKE THEM APPLES?

This is what my everyday life has been like since highschool.

Fucking this. Nobody here has even noticed.

I like to go outside when it rains or snows. Most casuals hide inside when the weather is bad but little do they know walking through a storm is one of the most comfy things you can experience. I love the howling wind, it makes me smile.

Go spit!

Start working out like the prisoners do.

This is why you need to have years and years of preps and extra masks and stuff so you can have friends with you.

Isolation by yourself is very horrible and I went through years of it during my hermit paranoid stage that lasted a decade.

I didn't even know what it did to me until I was institutionalized and became rehabilitated. Socialization is so important.

this desu, disgusting

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Read philosophy and theology, listen to audiobooks, light light weights, eat your whey protein and oats, order LED grow lights and set up shelves and get your propagation trays in order, play Dota 2, play Trove, play Doom mods,....

this is what I'm doing.

Based and oneflewoverthecukoonestpilled.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Jesus christ, eat more fiber and stop having explosive burger shits. You shouldn't need more than one roll per person per couple of days.

Yeah I love peer pressure as well. Such a great thing. There's nothing like pretending to be something that you're not to get with people who are just pretending as well for fun.

You are not going to believe this but 30 rolls a month just flew over my house user, Thats 260 rolls a year btw

>2020
>not liking being alone and sad

I only need one roll every month or so. Just use two sheets and wipe, fold it up, wipe again. Shit every three days.

>using a whole bog roll in a day
Submit yourself to science, user, for that is a serious contender for the most active bowels on Earth.

That's more like it. I'm lucky to use one roll per week. People eat like garbage and predictably have horrifying shits as a result.

Every three days? Fucking gerbil. Bi-weekly at most.

What's that user?

It's not just that, if you're like most women you fucking make a baseball glove from toilet paper wrapping it around like you're trying to get a hot plate out of the oven.

Filthy dumb normie scum.

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listen
leaving house is for fags

Let the introvert in you awaken. I have as well, but could easily stay for another three weeks

Aside from various weaklings, I think a lot of people are starting to realize that social distancing isn’t all THAT bad. All those guys you wanted to stereotype with “it’s always the quiet ones” maybe ARENT that crazy afterall.

The fuck is wrong with you faggot I'd love nothing more than to spend the next 6 months snoozing in bed and eating my prep stash

I love the electricity in the air before/after the rain.

>“it’s always the quiet ones”
The retards that say this are the same ones that are so dull they're unable to occupy themselves after only a couple of days

I'm hikkikomori so I don't see what the big fuss is all about, life goes on as usual for me. I'm sorry for you if you don't know how to cook though, eating canned shit is definitely morale depleting. I'll take this opportunity to finally master my baclava recipe.

Fpbp

I went to Phills BBQ today and had a nice rack or ribs with mashed potatoes and coca cola

there were tons of people there too

why are you isolating yourself its only for old people and kids

fpbp

>Confinement is boring as fuck
Man what happened to people where they can't even enjoy their own company for 3 fucking days

This.
OP is a faggot

>millennial detected

You think social distancing is your ally. GenX was born in it, molded by it.

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Be glad you have a house.