EMERGENCY BULLETIN; ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK EDITION!

> Calls my post impressive
> Casually replies in luxembourgish

A long long time ago
I'm a Galaxy far far away.
I was Chad.
Now, I am scarred in Body and Soul.
Muscle and Sinew with a
Lust
for
Justice.

Would have rather been blue beaned.

Not just ny but the East coast entirely.
Bear Poseidon prepped and ready.

>shut down NYC
Stupid
They should order people over the age of 60, and the old and sick, the self isolate for 4 weeks, follow UK's lead. Britain is dealing with this crisis correctly.

Any info on the Bronx/Westchester area, suspicious it started in New Rochelle first. Will it burn like the rest of NYC or be manageable?

>77400
武汉400
Copy.

Sharon Lee just closed all schools in Queens indefinitely

ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS SEEN IN AN AROUND VACANT BUILDINGS IN NEW YORK METRO AREA.

No fucking way

We should keep exercising right? Avoid gyms but pull-ups and running and stuff is still good?

nypost.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-in-ny-queens-bp-sharon-lee-tells-parents-to-keep-kids-out-of-school-amid-coronavirus-spread/
"In a departure from Mayor Bill de Blasio, acting Queens Borough President Sharon Lee on Sunday urged parents to keep their kids home from school as “the fast-developing” coronavirus sweeps through the Big Apple.

“I strongly urge all Queens families, in no uncertain terms, to keep all children home away from school this week,” Lee said in a statement.a

Lee’s plea comes as the mayor takes heat for not shuttering city schools, even as the COVID-19 bug continues to spread.

On Saturday, the head of New York’s teacher’s union told members in a scathing email that de Blasio was putting students and teachers at risk because of “his irresponsible decision” to keep schools open."

The Order has been sent to her Underlings.
She is receiving a lot of backlash.
She is in conference call with Cuomo to see if other sterile buildings can be appropriated and converted in 24 hours to house the school children.
At least one school is contaminated.
I will make calls to see if anyone will cough up the name.
Sorry for the gallows humor.

>Running

Yeah breathing heavily outside around people and I'm air that is comprised entirely of nearby people's coughs and sneezed is totally safe bro.

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USS THEODORE ROOSEVELT STRIKE GROUP
USS AMERICA EXPIDITIONARY STRIKE GROUP
NOW ON STANDBY IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA

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Avoid running, start to jump rope.

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I'm new to nuking nations. somebody give me a quick rundown what would happen if this bad boy is launched

'tis but a small tactical.

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are the people on twitter using #ShutItDown bots or actual people?

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just came back from costco and I saw a white dude get knocked out cold by a black dude

Just like in the movie..

> But real.

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Unfortunately,these are live people.
I wouldn't call them Humans, however.

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out of curiosity....
i have a large check for around $30,000 coming probably on wedsday. will i be able to cash it? (upstate ny)

Millions will die

>GAME OVER MAN!
>GAME OVER!

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That fucking dago Cuomo got everyone all worked up with apocalyptic regrets and then turned around days later and held a press conference to shill New York Clean branded hand sanitizer. This wop is selling product. That's how you know this is mostly overblown bullshit.
nbcnewyork.com/news/local/ny-gov-reveals-state-hand-sanitizer-amid-price-gouging-fears/2318446/

Imagine being such a faggot that you samefag your LARPing faggot threads. How desperate for attention are you

Try billions. The virus has a 95% fatality rate and has likely infected half the planet by now

This Fucking larp is getting out of hand kys cancer

Life Imitates art.
Saw a tornado destroy a drive in movie while a scene of a tornado destroying a drive in movie was playing on the screen.
Also;
Predictive Programming.

>GAME OVER
Checked.

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Isn't it funny you hear almost nothing out of NY's first containment zones? Hardly anything on Twitter. Where are the videos of sick people in quarantine with nothing better to do than make YouTube videos - "Day 1 of surviving corona, please donate to my survival fund". WuFlu is not just in China anymore with blocked internet. National Guard not wearing masks or gloves handing out food, volunteers just swinging by to help like they're on fucking vacation. It's all very strange.

Interesting to see NYC split into its constituent parts (boroughs=counties). Breakdown of central control.

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"Snake Plissken, I heard you were dead."

"You heard wrong! Just went off grid to avoid COVID-19."

This is both said at least 20 times until Snake manages to escape from New York sometime in 2021.

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Btw, that area of New Rochelle has a lot of jews...could have something to do with it.

my buddy works down there. his building is infected and closed. hes been re-assigned.

I wonder how long mods are going to let you violate global rule 13 every fucking day

You have to spread your post out a bit to make it look like [YOU] are not the one Samefagging.
I would suggest you leave.
NOW.

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Are they on a neutrality patrol or on their way to or from the Arabian Sea?

The virgin comptroller

>I would suggest you leave.NOW.
bwhahhahhah, get a load of this faggot. I have no doubt you are 40 year old obese virgin living in your parent's basement

Bill De Blasio needs to shut down all NYC schools ASAP or this shit is about to get nuclear.

Oh good, they reassigned a potentially infected person elsewhere instead of putting him in quarantine. Maybe he got to do his testing at the seemingly empty first Drive-Thru CoronaTesting facility in New Rochelle and he's all clear.

[YOU] are the one in violation of Trolling.
These threads are both POLITICS
and
CURRENT EVENTS.
Back to Yas Forums
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SERIOUSLY IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL

>Coronavirus has been around for years, they've just decided to name this strain "COVID-19"
>It is no more deadly than any other coronavirus, we've just decided to test for it predominantly in hospitals where people are in a serious condition anyway
>Even with this bias sampling method, the mortality rate is still roughly inline with seasonal flu
>"But hospitals are completely overrun" - that's called mass panic leading to a placebo self-diagnosis
>"But all the politicians are so strung up about it" - that's their job - they're politicians, not scientists. And who do you think they're getting their scientific advise from? The same virologists who created the hype and are also coincidentally looking for more funding on their research projects

O P E N Y O U R E Y E S
youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI
>youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI
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>youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI

Jesus Christ, you are such a faggot little bitch it's hilarious. Post a picture of your hand fatty

I thought this thread was dead

He's easily triggered.

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>He's easily triggered.
Yup, I fuck with his faggot ass in every thread and he always spergs out.

feelingbetter,,,Coof.

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and I'm
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREEE FAALLIN'
youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

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ESCAPE
FROM
NASHVILLE

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IT IS NOTHING JUST SOME RANDOM NIGGER ON TWITTER FUCK OFF.

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How long do you guys think these quarantines will last?

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I drove through downtown Nashville on broad and 2nd last night, it was completely packed like any other weekend in the year. Nobody in middle Tennessee is taking this seriously at all. Mark my word, Nashville/middle TN will be the next big hotspot

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