/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2105 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 167,682 ► Died: 6,456

>NEWS
Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Germany to close borders with France, Austria, Switzerland
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Spain police clears the streets, "Go back to your homes!"
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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China figures likely simulated
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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>LATEST CASES
17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria.
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.

>MORE
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reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html
thetimes.co.uk/article/isis-issues-coronavirus-travel-advice-terrorists-should-avoid-europe-5m89dvjjw
archive.is/galoH
mapchart.net/usa-counties.html
youtube.com/watch?v=2rZ_Qqyyb5M
twitter.com/realkatiejow/status/1238937001463877632
twitter.com/nytimes/status/1239260097634861059
dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990
youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0
youtube.com/watch?v=N36N-JIjd_Q
mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1239251498216968193
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youtube.com/watch?v=QfCOJLRk2D4
zettix.com/3d-filter/
twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239205516544487430?s=20
youtube.com/watch?v=SUdpNjKYpvc
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castanet.net/news/Kelowna/279494/YLW-supports-health-agencies-virus-protocols#279494
twitter.com/i/status/1239219978051739648
youtube.com/watch?v=lD06adeasRs
gr.com/en/greece-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-greece-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-greece-vaccine/greece-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
zdf.gr/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-griechenland-100.html
tagesschau.gr/inland/corona-impfstoff-griechenland-usa-101.html
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foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/first-coronavirus-cases-in-puerto-rico
loopslu.com/content/st-lucia-records-second-case-coronavirus
loopslu.com/content/martinique-records-two-confirmed-cases-covid-19
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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here's the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Italy +3,590 (+368) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,407 (+96) Germany +1,214 (+2) US +383 (+6) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +232 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +63 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +35 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) France +30 Norway +122 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Qatar +64 Canada +65 Cze. Rep. +64 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Estonia +56 Iceland +10 Ireland +40 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Poland +19 Indonesia +21 Iraq +6 Thailand +32 Kuwait +8 India +11 Lebanon +6 UAE +13 Chile +14 Russia +4 S. Africa +23 Luxembourg +8 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Slovakia +10 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Serbia +2 Albania +4 Mexico +15 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Cyprus +7 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 Tunisia +2 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Macao +1 Faeroes +1 Jordan +9 Jamaica +2 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Andorra +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 Seychelles +1 St. Lucia +1 Bahamas +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1 Uzbekistan +1… Total +11,110 (+633)

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>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

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ISIS issues coronavirus travel advice
thetimes.co.uk/article/isis-issues-coronavirus-travel-advice-terrorists-should-avoid-europe-5m89dvjjw
archive.is/galoH

>ISIS is steering clear of Europe because of the coronavirus.
>Having previously urged its supporters to attack European cities, the group is now advising members to “stay away from the land of the epidemic” in case they become infected.
>The group has issued a new set of “sharia directives” that instruct followers to “cover their mouths when yawning and sneezing” and to wash their hands regularly.
>In the latest issue of its al-Naba newsletter, the group refers not to guidance from the World Health Organisation or other medical experts, but to recorded quotes by the Prophet Muhammad, known to Muslims as hadiths.
>The newsletter refers to a “plague” described as a “torment sent by God on whomsoever He wills”.
>Another message notes: “Illnesses do not strike by themselves but by the command and decree of God.”

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Sources are "Fly me to the moon", "Ring of Fire" and "Jolene"

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 86,833 (3,257): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,798 (292) Germany 5,813 (11) France 4,499 (91) US 3,326 (63) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,372 (35) Norway 1,231 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,024 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Greece 331 (4) Canada 317 (1) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) Ireland 169 (2) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Poland 123 (3) Indonesia 117 (5) Iraq 116 (10) Thailand 114 (1) India 111 (2) Egypt 110 (2) S. Marino 101 (5) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 59 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Hungary 32 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 253 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Estonia 171 Iceland 171 Romania 139 Brazil 121 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 98 Chile 75 Russia 63 S. Africa 61 Vietnam 56 Slovakia 54 Pakistan 53 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Palestine 38 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Armenia 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Lithuania 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Jordan 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Kazakhstan 9 N. Zealand 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 P. Rico 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Seychelles 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Cameroon 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 158/251

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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>Now, this is a story all about how
>My wings got cooked by Chinese gooks
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I sent people into intensive care

>In Hubei province born and raised
>In a dark cave was where I spent most of my days
>Hangin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And eating insects like all bats do
>When a couple of chinks who were up to no good
>Started catching batbros in my neighborhood
>They got my little ass and then I got scared
>They said 'You coming with Chang to taste the Wuhan air’

>I begged and pleaded with them day after day
>But they boiled some water and served the bats on a tray
>The chink chopped me up and sold my dick as a trinket.
>I put my Smiling face on and said, 'I might as well kill it'.

>First soup, yo this is bad
>The chinks are enjoying my bat ass.
>Is this what the people of Wuhan eating like?
>Hmmmmm, this is fucked alright

>The chinks starting coughing here and there
>People dropped dead on the street while getting some Wuhan air
>If anything I could say It was their fault I swear
>But chinks thought 'Nah, forget it, I’ll cook myself some bear'

>I pulled up to the airport about 7 or 8
>And I yelled to the chinks 'Yo gooks smell ya later'
>My work here is done
>Killed as many I could
>Ima head out to the rest of the world

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Lmao this was on the main news in Germany on all channels with exactly this narrative.
Germans hate America now lol

Threadly reminder only old sick people die from the virus.

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Lol still no "100k infected in Ohio" warning in OP
How long has it been stuck at no warning? Four days? Five days?

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could someone make/find a map of the american counties with coronachan in them?
mapchart.net/usa-counties.html

Post your quarantine vidya
>hots
>front office football
>halo 1 pc online
>blasphemous

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>He is sometimes shown wearing an eagle or falcon's head like Horus, with whom he is associated as a protector and healer, adorned with the sun disk and crescent moon.

Konshu will save us all, give your energies to Konshu who will protect us from the Coronavirus.

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Guys, I know lots of people are suffering and dying from this new virus. But think about what is really important right now: Jews!

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youtube.com/watch?v=2rZ_Qqyyb5M
12:15

Madrid is a ghost city

the whole world hates them soon


the whole nation hates him now

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Christians for Coronachan
people are taking time to self-reflect thanks to the virus

twitter.com/realkatiejow/status/1238937001463877632

BROS

Ok so counting the uncomfirmed cases, how many people are infected by now?

gimme your dankest hazmats lads

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Hey guys! Is Bill Guy still post anything?

How many rolls of toilet paper should I eat every day for maximum immunity?

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Was it Italy or Czechia that restricted all gatherings of more than 5 people?

/cvg/ Discord

https:// discord gg /WA8fR8m

800 people active right now, 4000 members

Completely uncensored. Concealed under a r*ddit name to avoid ban from Discord. The react emojis reveal the /cvg/ origin.

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>gothic 1
>gothic 2 night of the raven
>countless visual novels

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cases per 1 million residents

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Thanks brah

Can anyone post that webm where dad won’t let his family run away from the avalanche? I want to send it to my nothingburger friends.
Thanks

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LADIES
HOW TURNED ON HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING ALL THESE STRONK MEN POSTING?
These threads have been a show of pure masculinity...when was the last time you experienced this?
Thanks boys

a bigly number

EVERYONE SHOW ME YOUR HAPPENING FACE AND GET IN

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At least one with every meal and one before bed.

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Nobody cares about Ohio

But in all seriousness, it's in the pastebin and among the links in the RESEARCH section, it will appear sometime, they're all rotated equally

twitter.com/nytimes/status/1239260097634861059

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Lads try not to be down and enjoy the last few days

Because what’s coming is going to make you depressed and fucked up for life

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

heh. The one voting block CDU will never sell out is boomers

You will never be a woman

based

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Holy shit what’s wrong with her forehead.

Hey guys I just woke up what's the news

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G L O W

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>Italy mortality rate is around 10% if you compare total cases to deaths
>around 50% if you compare deaths to recovered
>this doesn't take into consideration reinfection
>all the nurses and doctors are slowly dying
>too many dead to bury and burn

Disgaea 2 and some strategic space sims are all I need

America must survive for the world to survive
He's literally trying to save the world
>orange man bad
third worlder

N I G G E R

How many mutts will avoid the ER out of fear of medical debt?

Private health care + open borders = chaos.

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DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html

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>YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

this isn't even a big deal, we know.

167,682

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>I'll tell you how I sent people into intensive care
This fucking line always cracks me up, thank you for making this.

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stay mad germ

Donald is German, he is your fellow countryman

Countries in red have shut down all schools

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good, fuck the rest of the world America first and foremost

something from my nes, snes and gbc romsets tbqh

AMERICA NUMBA WAN

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>go to ICU today for clinical hours/training
>checking in on patient for COPD exacerbation
>during exam doctor notes patient actually fits the bill for covid19
>gets a CT of the chest, with the ground glass ascites
>we're all wearing minimal PPE and the patient is on a NCPAP so she's turning everything into aerosol format
>doctor tries to order covid19 test, but infectious diseases refuse since "patient must have a fever of 103+ AND respiratory symptoms"
>back and forth all day while this patient is spewing out aerosolized shit, we can't even put her in a negative pressure room without the okay from above
>Leave at shift end with still no word on whether they're going to test or not, Infectious diseases agreed to "think about it" after the doctors banded together and kept calling
>tfw can't afford to take two weeks off work
>tfw working 2 other jobs this week in healthcare fields

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Huh, that's neat. I don't understand why Christians and Muslims are at each other's throats when we seem to share a mutual agreement on our views of God versus the Jews and how they believe they're an exclusive club.

is there anything evidence wise that points to it being a bioweapon? the indians took down their claim of aids inserts

Survival of the fittest. Remember you don't have the military needed to enforce quarantine and all your refugees and immigrants are going to riot

Got my last minute preps in last week!

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

well at least they are blocking the usa

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reported for spreading fake news about corona virus

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Americans are a bunch of psychopath backward savages anyway

Quit being so selfish Germany. America is still going to exist in 10 years, they need this vaccine more than you do.

Gotta think of the economy user ;)

Take your meds bro, for real homie.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??
>SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE GERMAN DEATH RATE IS SO LOW ??

My eye is kinda itchy.
Actually now that i look, it seems to be a pimple on the inside of my eyelid.

Get ready.

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>pic related
The Happening hasn't even happened yet.

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nuke china. fuck chinks.

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No.

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Just got off the phone with my dad. Turns out he's a fucking nothing burger. Literally hit me with the flu has killed more people bullshit. Would have been mad at him if he didn't say he has been sick since last week with a cough and a fever. Fuckers survived some serious shit but I don't think he knows just how fucked this really is. Here's hoping it is just the flu.

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my MOM is sending me a Target order.

a guy is apparantly coming to hand over some bags to me.

What should i do to keep it clean? im gonna take the items out of the bags and wipe them down with clorox wipes, throw out the plastic (literally take it out side) and then wash my hands compulsively

is that enough? i didnt want her to do this but its too late now.

>we wuz kings of the world
>muh American hegemony

the sooner you die and Balkanize, the better for the fucking planet and our nations

You're glowing brighter than the sun there chap. Take your meds schizo tranny
youtube.com/watch?v=N36N-JIjd_Q

stop shilling this trash, third worlder, no one cares

BRD is not a souvereign country, Trump should simply remind (((Merkel))) of that fact.

they're only counting old people now, fuck off

here some sources
you can put under your posts and this cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

Israel first*

Nukes heading to China

French minister of security will speak in about 40 minutes
Quarantine incoming, as I've said last thread

COUNTRY ROAD
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
IIIII BELONG!!!!

Stupid incels. If you keep panicking like that they might shut down the entire entertainement industry for months, and that means no new Star Wars movie. STOP. MAKING. PEOPLE. PANIC.

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>Nobody cares about Ohio
especially in an election year, right?

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>post yfw Corona saved Europe

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Give praise to Saint Corona

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Hasn't been in the OP one time you Alphabet fuck.
And 100,000 in Ohio is the biggest story of this entire pandemic so far you absolute fucking controlled opposition shill.

EVE online
Arma 3

>most people here are not even sick for a week. It takes more time to get critical
>we tested right from the beginning and literally invented the test for corona
>tests are free in Germany
>germany even offers testing capacity to eu members
>some Germans are still aryan and superior
>we also test dead people for corona

Leak footage. Become a hero. Save thousands of lifes

Another superpower will rise, probably a shittier one.

is bazooka joe gonna make it through the year bros?

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BUILT FOR IT

Deaths being counted as "flu" and "pneumonia"

Your burger, /cvg/

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No nigger

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Keep posting. It makes the bots angry

we hate our government too, aside from trump maybe. we want the boog.

Here's some tunes frens

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Learn how you can reclaim your birthright and become something besides a slave in debt, with just one easy bioweapon!
BOOMERS HATE TRANNIES!

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tell the guy to leave the bags at the door, then do the chlorox thing

dank dir!

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA

AHAHAAHA

Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.

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Macron would announce that surely?

So when is the US going in full lockdown?

Based, never forget the first fucking targets of Corona-sama which is always (((them)))

GIBS GIBS GIBS
mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1239251498216968193

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Hello fellow space-stalker o7

The virus is SARS and mortality is going to end up like SARS. At least twice China's.

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germans only die when ordered to

Oh FUG! :DDD

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Guys, the stress and the full fear of death is wearing me down a lot...
What the fuck can I do to alleviate this? I feel physically ill all the time, I fear this will make my defensed go down

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Pretty good, but last line doesn't rhyme.

>tfw they all flee north

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On a positive note they wipe your arse on the way out now.

archive.is/S6MKH

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So I fucked 4 prostitutes in one night, been going to the club every Friday and Saturday making out with who knows what and been railing lines of coke in bathroom stalls. I feel sick now. Do I have coronavirus?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SO MUCH FOR THE ART OF THE DEAL HUH

double the number of ICU beds per capita

and for some strange reason flu season is longer than usual

>Germans hate America now lol
>now

bro, we hate them since 9/11

they are the real reason for all the (sand-)niggers to invade europe

christians believe jesus is god and 'mohammad ain't shit'. Jews believe jesus is an impostor of their ACTUAL savior, who will be the christian antichrist should one appear. Muslims are virgins who listen to a guy who made up a religion like joseph smith did and got so upset with company staying too long he made it a rule that it was a sin to visit someone too long and said angels hated dogs because he was afraid of them, lol

It's all a bunch of sandpeople garbage.

I don't care, if they're not like this overbearing star-and-stripes control freak Jewish mother

white people are immune

i could go for a cold koler and tasty pidser

What's going to happen when the gibs stop and the monkey-people get hangry?

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

Is this the new tech to get discords banned?

They're only counting deaths that only had corona. If there is any other underlying medical condition, that's what gets written on the death report instead of corona.

>Being afraid you die

what's the *deal* with this corona virus really? can anyone give me the quick rundown haha

>pathologic 2
>doom eternal
>bannerlord, hopefully
>finally gonna play stalker

god fuck that retard
godless, unethical, greedy piece of shit

What the fuck is Japan and Korea's secret?

what in the fuck

Glad I can make people laugh in these dire times

I wish everyone who gets this would die.

Guys I need help. I feel like shit, idk what it is.
3 days ago I felt great, then I took my bike for a ride (during very bad weather) and now I'm feeling weak/fatigue.
I don't have cough, runny nose or temperature - could I still have the virus?

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

and some sources

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

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>Hasn't been in the OP one time
Wrong.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/cvg/text/infected ohio/country/ar/

3 times just in the threads created by me

>it's the biggest stroy
lol no, it would be bigger if she published a research paper, but as it stands, here are some bigger number:

Australia expects 1.5 million infected
archive.is/KqjHY

Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
archive.is/jLP6C

UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
archive.is/ieSI3

US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
archive.is/Hgdg5

Lots of more important things going on than one random Ohio health official pulling an estimate without a paper to back it up

Their diesel engines don't emit pollution.

Oh fuck

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Nah, do the same tonight too

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fucking hell

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Sie sind ubermenschen

Why are Germans such faggots

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Bro, you don't need to post the same shit multiple times in a singe thread, stop spamming

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>our shitty continent is americas fault
keep telling yourself that hans von muhammad

OH, it's ITALY with an opinion
Shouldn't you be dying in the streets right now?
I KNOW
GO HUG A CHINESE AGAIN
Failures of the western world
No longer considered white

>Castlevania
>GBVS
>Warhammer 40k

Someone got a table with development in Germany, Italy and the US somewhere?

Why don’t you stop them yourselves then?
>cucked Hans

There is a serious effort in the US and European media to divert blame away from China for the coronavirus pandemic. The US/European media are goddamn cancer but to openly defend the pandemic spreading Chinese while scolding the US/European population is pure goddamn cancer

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have a healthcare system that isn't cucked by capitalism

they already failed at it cureVac is going to stay and do the vaccine for the whole world

First 2 Batman Arkham games (never played them before), Super Metroid, Ocarina of Time, Chrono trigger, Spelunky

god i hate fucking jews

articles like this want to puke in every jew moth til he/she dies

it clearly shows that only jews and their agenda has any value in this shit world

Is the UK literally telling people to go bug chasing?

Why don't they shut down everything? Gotta go to work tomorrow in a warehouse with 500+ people... It's only a matter of days before we're all dead...

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what an absolute dunce helmet

We probably will. The final death toll for this will be so high they will end up with every country vs them.
It will be ugly (probably nuclear).
Or this might lead to the overthrow of the CCP (maybe from the army) or the fragmentation of China into 2 or 3 pieces.
However it plays out communist China is finished.

Lyrical Genius.

>ISIS can only kill less than 100 Europeans a year
>Corona so far killed thousands in less than a month
>wtf corona save Europe
alright nigger

So... We have a known population of ISIS sympathisers (as do many, if not all, western nations).

What's stopping them from coofing on everything?

Der Ewige Amerimutt

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Quit spamming this, third worlder

based

why can't I be the white dick she gleefully bounces on daily ;'(

DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html

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Man that’s just Brazil

Is it possible to have a map of confirmed cases per million? I don't think it exists yet.

>Coughs are a dangerous thing
>And they come from ling ling
>Bound by viral desire
>My body is about to expire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>The taste of bat is sweet
>When chinks devour their meat
>They spread the flu to us whites
>Oh, the numbers reached new heights

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

youtube.com/watch?v=QfCOJLRk2D4

This requires the hands of a surgeon

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Pretty nice milkers.

SPANISH POLICE USE MEGAPHONES TO TELL PEOPLE TO STAY INDOORS OR FACE £25,000 FINES AS TOURISTS SCRAMBLE TO LEAVE COUNTRY

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nice comfy fort there pepeman

Nothing

yeah, fuckit.
zettix.com/3d-filter/

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So how are we defining 'hoarding' whats the quantity threshold? I need to know since apparently preparation is shameful now so I need to balance my caloric needs against mob outrage for maximal survival odds.

Would require them to implicitly admit that material sciences are right, which is grounds for apostasy.

All that chutzpa and bravado won't get you anywhere this time.
Hope all of your colonist troops get infected, negro.

>xraying a bra

God you're dumb

Why would ISIS want to kill their own country?

>for Israel alone
FTFY

hopefully this shit kills all the filthy brown skins that have invaded our country from the south.

Once the ag buisness gets stopped in Ca the whole country is going to lose their shit because 80% of the produce and 25% of meat come from there

Join the hidden Yas Forums discord, discord gg MDkm72t

We are currently talking about the Coronavirus and the markets

>tfw ISIS is more sensible than my government

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>Hello, I bring you here this.
Ok... what's it.
>It's called Coronavirus, It's a new type of virus.
Where did you find it?
>Well, it came from Wuhan from misterious sources, someone said it came from bat soup.
Bat Soup?
>Yeah, Bat Soup.
So you eat one of those and get an strike out right away
*Laughs*
Frozen image text: "(COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the virus strain severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)."
Ok tell me more about it
>It has an infecting ratio really big and can hide on you 2 weeks until it ruins your lungs and kills you. It's gonna be the end of mankind.
Ok. You wanna pawn it or sell it?
>I'm gonna sell it.
Ok, how much?
>It's gonna be an Apocalypse and Human extintion
Insert: During decades I have been expecting for a Happening: WW III, nukes, apocalypses... And I'm not lose the opportunity to get this.
I give you a flu.
>I can't accept that.
It's not worth more than that, best I can do it's a flu.
>Insert: "I come here with a really unique thing, I wanted a high price for it but I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least"
>Give me at least some kind of Apocalypse or something.
Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Viruses, I'm gonna make some calls
>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
Hi Tedros welcome
>Hi Rick
>Insert: My name is Tedros Adhanom, General Director of WHO.
What do you think?
>It's really a virus, I don't have doubt of that
So it's not a fake?
>It's not a fake Rick, this is a real virus, but it's from Wuhan where the Goverment of China has took control over it.
>But it already crashed several countries and the world capitalist market
>Not more than a pandemic, Rick.
Thanks for coming Tedros. I always trust my experts so I'll give you an epidemic.
>But he said a pandemic
He said no more than a pandemic, like an epidemic at least, It's the best I can do.
>Give me at least a controled pandemic.
Ok I can live with that.

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What are /cvg/ thoughts on the idea that the response was slower because drumpf cut the pandemic response team from the national security counsel?

Doing crops of your favorite corona chans, post 'em if you want one

Be interesting to cross compare infection rates in 2 weeks

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Bros fuck this for happening in pollen season. Is that tickle in my throat my impending doom or just some plant cum?

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>IN BERGAMO NO MORE SPACE FOR DEAD PEOPLE
IN BERGAMO NO MORE SPACE FOR DEAD PEOPLE
>IN BERGAMO NO MORE SPACE FOR DEAD PEOPLE
IN BERGAMO NO MORE SPACE FOR DEAD PEOPLE

twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1239205516544487430?s=20

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No EXCLUSIVELY vaccine for you and no habla espanol senor

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>My city bars were crowded on a Saturday night

What the fuck is wrong with people

how do anons deal with the end of modern society?

youtube.com/watch?v=SUdpNjKYpvc

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Is it safe to go outside yet?

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gosh i wish that were me

>will have to work from home most of the time
>won't be able to meet other people in pubs and bars
>can meet only with wife/husband and family members
How can you find a sex partner in such situation? Does Babiš want me to choose between fucking coworkers and being incel?

>discord

pfahahahahahhahahhahhahahhhahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahhahhahhhahhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaah

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Faggot

>ISIS is smarter than average normalfag and governments
We're fucked aren't we?

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>BEEEBITY BOOPA

Just surrender and open to the Almighty Corona. It is inevitable. (Also, having a stash of chloroquine and quercetin helps a little bit)

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Based, fuck retards that dont respect the state of emergency measures

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!!! CONFIRMED !!!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

>listen to radio on way to work
>Coronavirus
>talking with co-workers at work
>Coronavirus
>browse Yas Forums
>Coronavirus
>watch tv
>Coronavirus
>eat dinner with family
>Coronavirus

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TRUMP BTFO
>TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
>TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
>TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
>TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
>TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
>TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO

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that just sounds like a regular saturday to me

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Normies are dumb and deserve death thats what

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China is so obviously lying it's almost funny.

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>Your symptoms are beyond compare
>With patients in intensive care
>With an illness never before seen
>Your kiss is like a deadly sting
>Your voice is sharp as chest pain
>And I cannot get rif of you, Corona

>I can’t stop coughing in my sleep
>And there's nothing I can do to keep
>From dying when you call my name, Corona

>And I can easily understand
>How you could easily take a man
>But you don't know what life means to me, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

>You could have your choice of men
>But I could never live again
>This is the last chance for me, Corona

>I didn’t need this deadly flu
>Fuck the Chinese and fuck you too
>And fuck the bat that caused the flu, Corona

>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>I'm begging of you please don't take my life
>Corona, Corona, Corona, Corona
>Please don't take me just because you can

youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA

it is never safe to go outside

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BASED level thüringen
lel

Demon shitskins are going to be cleansed from this earth

Tinder duh.

we ded anons

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user
Fuck
It's gonna be hard soon

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Brain/muscle zaps and painful breathing, cough. Two weeks now. See you on the other side. Had the fever already.

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Plague inc of course

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Wear gloves when handling. Put all the packets and tins on a window ledge and give em a blast of sunlight. Several hours on each side oucht to do it.
Then transfer each product into sterilised stainless steel containers (you do HAVE an autoclave, right?) which you will keep in the tripple padlocked fridge, next to the metal grilled pantry.

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>>Minecraft with RLCraft installed and some nice shaders.

>>maybe finally get around to playing witcher 3

>>might boot up rimworld if bored enough

SARS-CoV caused SARS
SARS-CoV-2 causes "COVID-19"

Hmmm......

really? I never have luck with that app.

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madrid brother thinks this is all a conspiracy to make people freak out, is he right?

You are not going to develop jackshit anyway. Vaccines for SARS-CoV is not possible.

AAAAAH WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE REALITY

Read up on how religions in different parts of the world came to the same conclusion and find your spirituality.
Also care for your family and get them up to date, prepared and preferably under one roof - have contingency plans for your friends and other eventuallitys.
Pick up a book about car repair or ham radio, make an offline storage for movies, books, games, programms etc.

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Limit thread exposure to a couple hours a day, after that read a book, play a game, call someone you love, do some calisthenics, meditate, learn about a topic you always wanted to but just never had the time, call up that crush you have but were too scared to say anything.
You can't let this suddenly change your life into living in constant fear of death. It all finds us sooner or later but you can fill the moments up to it with continually dread and misery or moments of joy.

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DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
VACCINE EXCLUSIVELY TO AMERICA
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM


THIS IS BASED

this is thüringen

ahahhaha

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I have to admit I like where these are going. Perhaps they will drown out the "ohhh nooooooo not my" sophmoric trite.

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Absolutely. Go out and party hard dude!

See, the thing about Al Qaeda and ISIS is they don't actually want to destroy their enemies, they want to die as martyrs and therefore won't resort to biological or chemical attacks. Ridiculous I know, but fanatics in search of heaven don't think like commanders looking for geopolitical gains.

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germany is not able to manufacture at the output to meet the need of the us

YoU nEeD ThE FrEe MaRkEt To CrEaTe AnD dIstRiBuTe A vAcCiNe

No
Every particle of air has been infected
The only preventive measure is to stop breathing
Also, that's a cute devola/popola

Any online vidya to play with the lads?

absolutely nothing has changed here, it's as if corona didn't exist
i live in a small city in paraná though and there's only one reported case in the state (in curitiba), so there's that

NO habla ESPANOL!

Can't wait for Trump to die on livestream.

Absolutely pathetic and horrible business making. A country needs to be sustainable in the long run, shit like this only works in the short run.

>Argentinian intellectuals

holy fuck i forget how accurate that video is its terrifying. The girl protesting against the tanks being stopped by the skeleton (Hong kong protesters being stopped by corona), massive abortion in the US (the fetus and the serpent), The egg kid with the pills and serpent in his head (general population infected by satan and his addictions like porn, meth, etc,) The vissions of the stock market crashing in the kids eyes, next will be the mosque being destroyed symbolizing more war with the middle east, and the bats flying out from it, The brown skinned man with hammer and sickle drowning in goop (Venezuela?) its insane.

Member Ebola?

Become a superspreader dude

And? Whats wrong with this? You think any other nation isn't trying too snap up anything and everything they can?

wasn't there bible verse for this?
oh wait that's no more room for hell

castanet.net/news/Kelowna/279494/YLW-supports-health-agencies-virus-protocols#279494

Okanagan bros it's in KELOWNA!

Remember this: if you die, then your enemies win by default.

your response was slower because you kept telling everyone nothingburger

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

WHAT THE FUCK???

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html
tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

whatever is going to happen
this is a good thing.
straight into the anus of mutts

REMINDER

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They decided not to shut down schools here, we might have to bury few kids it seems.

in hell*

>printed fiat money for a failing social system with an economic collapse on the horizon

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can partially confirm it's true. Camera guy speaks Italian and accent sounds from Bergamo

More than 100 vaccines for SARS ended in failure due to ADE and this won't be an exception

fuck shill

This is the Church of the Cemetery in Bergamo. Watch and bea careful: STAY SAFE, STAY HOME!
twitter.com/i/status/1239219978051739648

I just realized that the SARS-CoV-2 started in a seafood market.
And cities with coastal ties are getting hit the hardest, is it possible that it's spreading via sealife?

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What nonsense!
The heroic efforts of the Chinese government and the communist party have successfully kept the virus at bay while the rest of the world is on their knees.

STOP SPAMMING THEY ALREADY TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF

mobile crematoriums soon :(

Looks like a lobster.

>Darkest Dungeon.
>The new Ori game. It is Maximum comfy for when your stress levels are through the roof.

Once I'm done with those 2, I'll hop over to Bloodborne because despite having it for 2+ years, Orphan of Kos is still ravaging my asshole.

he failed
and he wants it “only for the US.”
straight evil

It spreads really quickly
It may develop into pneumonia
Smokers, asthmatics, elderly and such are at most risk

It spreads so quickly that the hospitals collapse, this is why so many people die, because there are not enough beds/breathers/doctors for the tsunami of patients.

this

Lmao Italian sub humans dying left And right how fucking delicious

I like this one. It makes him happy again.

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Trust me with this quarantine bitches will flock there for some dick. Just dont be boring

wow

Simple, more of the master race.

>that series
>that flag
AHAHAHAHA I hope you're just memeing

youtube.com/watch?v=lD06adeasRs

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Dabbing on Trump

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>German
>Germ

darum geht es nicht. sondern darum, dass er es versucht hat, du spaten. und das muss jeder wissen. jeder auf diesem planeten.

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"Any man's death diminishes me,
because I am involved in Mankind;
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
it tolls for thee."

But of course Tronald Dump never read anything that can be considered literature.

Currently living with boomer parents who yelled at me for going to the mall to return some shit

They watch Fox news all day and honestly think everyone is shut indoors. They afraid for their health like it's a death sentence if they catch it. Smfh

>mfw bought a pool last month
>made in china
>serial number ends in CV19

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>Vaccines for SARS-CoV is not possible.
elaborate

There is no vaccine. They worked on a SARS one for a decade and all test mice developed the same pulmonary symptoms the virus will give.

The only thing Germans should develop now is an anti-rape vaccine.

>"close the border with yuros, NOW!"
>"REEEE GIB VACCINE NOW YOU KRAUTS!"

Ootp comes out this week! That's going to be my Corona Chan game

!!! CONFIRMED !!!!

gr.com/en/greece-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a Greek lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a Greek newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a Greek lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a Greek newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

> US President Trump is attempting to entice a Greek lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a Greek newspaper reported. The company, however, later rejected claims of a sale of the firm or its technology.

!!! CONFIRMED !!!

YOU HAVE A ELECTED A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

More sources:
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-greece-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-greece-vaccine/greece-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
zdf.gr/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-griechenland-100.html
tagesschau.gr/inland/corona-impfstoff-griechenland-usa-101.html

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German medicine is the best in the worlduuuuu

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Could the UK not fucks us over and close the border?

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The continued adventures of plague filled cruise ships around the world.


A cruise ship carrying more than 600 passengers with at least five confirmed coronavirus cases on board
is frantically searching for somewhere to dock after it was refused entry at several Caribbean ports cnn.it/2IQcRBC
British national has tested positive for coronavirus after disembarking a cruise ship in Chile

Puerto Rico , Cayman Islands infected!!

Italians and Canadians are in a race to see who can infect the most Countries!!
The Costa Luminosa A cruise ship is will disembark in Marseille, France, on March 19. after An Italian couple infected Puerto Rico.

hundreds of coronavirus infected passengers had spent the day mingling in colonial Old San Juan,


The Costa Luminosa A cruise ship then went on to infect the Cayman Islands , leaving them with a dead Italian man

The plague arrived in Europe in October 1347, when 12 ships from the Black Sea docked at the Sicilian port of Messina.

Celebrity Summit, a Royal Caribbean ship that had been scheduled to disembark in San Juan, would not be doing so after a Canadian woman who had been on the ship tested positive for coronavirus.

miamiherald.com/news/business/tourism-cruises/article241196966.html

foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/first-coronavirus-cases-in-puerto-rico

loopslu.com/content/st-lucia-records-second-case-coronavirus
loopslu.com/content/martinique-records-two-confirmed-cases-covid-19


Madagascar
a cruise ship turned away from nearby Madagascar

Police used tear gas on protesting residents of Reunion Island , Martinique as a flights due to arrive from Milan in hard-hit Italy
Sun Princess ocean liner docked at Reunion in the Indian Ocean with 2,000 passengers on board.

good taste

>new fresh hell everyday

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Trump is immortal

He's unironically not memeing, my fren. He's german ofc he's gonna defend that also hey hey people

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Operation Paperclip 2: Boomer Remover

AND They arelady did fight it off

DABB on the haters

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Lombardy is inland

wtf, I love Angela now

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und du MSM Opfer glaubst auch echt noch dass die USA diesen Impfstoff dann nicht exportieren?
und dass es schlecht wäre wenn die größte pharmaindustrie der ganzen welt das patent hat?
wer hat dir eigentlich ins gehirn geschissen?

there are tens of scientific papers on the subject you sad muslim slave fuck

Joe's gonna die before he can vote for himself in November.

kjjk revive mengele you arian fuck

Great more clueless newfags!

he wants a Manhattan Project level effort you stupid kraut fucker

In Wuhan it spreaded freely for 2 months before lockdown. Here 1 month... maybe it will not be Wuhan level here

you are right, the failure part does suck.

As for keeping it strictly in American hands, eh? Russia or china would do the same thing. Why does it matter, at the end of the day its every nation for themselves.

this fucking movie is scarier than any creepypasta

but I'm Infj, I cannot handle with normies and simple talks.

>They watch Fox news all day and honestly think everyone is shut indoors. They afraid for their health like it's a death sentence if they catch it. Smfh
Do they watch Tucker? I was under the impression that the rest of Fox was trying to downplay corona hard.

Though they're not wrong about the death sentence part, especially if they're over 70.

Nah, Madrid is the center of the iberian peninsula and we are deeply fucked