China underreports number of infections and deaths archive.is/r7Tak
>LATEST CASES 17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy. 08:39: 10 new cases in Norway. 08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines. 08:15: 42 new cases in Austria. 07:40: 103 new cases in Austria. 07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait. 07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
>babies killed each day through abortion ww ~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%) >95% reduction in abortions ~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown >COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS ~6,500
That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.
Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here's the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
>be in quarantine >get some Netflix recommendation notifications on my phone >"we think you will enjoy:" >"PANDEMIC" >"OUTBREAK" >"CONTAGION" >mfw do they think this is a fucking game
>Nothingburger >Nothing 7 letters >Burger 6 letters >Americans are called burgers >76 or 1776 is the birth of the United States >1776 was a also a leap year like this year >March 17 is the 76 day of this year
>3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy. >368 new deaths That's a nice number, I guess the chink stuff didn't help for long.
Jonathan Sanchez
>NHS HAVE STOPPED RELEASING THE WEEKLY BED COUNT. >NHS HAVE STOPPED RELEASING THE WEEKLY BED COUNT. >NHS HAVE STOPPED RELEASING THE WEEKLY BED COUNT. On the 1st March it was saying:
Total beds open: 97,868 Total beds occupied: 91,780
Total critical care open: 3,636 Total critical care occupied: 2,888
uk because the country is smaller. Majority of US is pretty open and spread out, Big cities will get dicked (obviously) but more rural areas wiill be fine.
Joshua Rogers
Oh noes, not the over-priced coffee for soccer mom SJW's and onions boys...
Post your quarantine vidya >hots >front office football >halo 1 pc online >blasphemous Considered New Vegas but it's pretty dated now and I've played a lot
Sweet, I'm headed to Ohio for work for two weeks. Flying out tomorrow. Guess I'm fucked.
Carter Scott
Head to Patagonia and stay there until you get the all clear.
Jackson Thompson
The owner of my company just scheduled a mandatory conference call for all upper management, me, at 3pm. We getting shut down boys. If I was a faggot I'd be scared
Alexander Stewart
NOOO NOT MUH ECONORINO NOT MY HECKIN GEEDEEPEEE NOOOO
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS AIRBOURNE AIDS YOU GOOK CHINK TENT EYED CUNTS I SWEAR YOU WILL FUCKING GET IT FOR THIS FAGGOT ASS AIDS IN MY FUCKING LUNGS
>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.
Ia Ia Zi Azag! Ia Ia Zi Azkak! Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia! ___
Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.
Let's make a Corona-chan godform
Thomas Davis
Leo and Simon closed the pubs and told people not to have house parties. Are we gonna make it lad?
Austin Torres
Guys, I'm pretty sure I had this back in November. I often go to markham (Chinese market hotspot here in Toronto) and in November, I developed a horrible cough and fever. The fever lasted about a week, but the cough persistent for more than a month. I went to the doctors and they weren't sure what was wrong, and just assumed it was some viral infection and it'd go away in time.
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Adam Morgan
these are mine would you recommend playing new vegas for someone thats never played it before? and, just a theoretical question, how easy is it to pirate (in minecraft)?
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AHAHAAHA
Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.
but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.
The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump >“offered large sums of money” to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America, >“only for the US.”
They have decent infrastructure though. Decent in the sense that there are something you could call roads and they can move between their ghettos. Chinks work there and built shit for themselves
This really is it isn't it? The actual happening? What will even be left of us? Will we survive? Will we be permanently locked down by the governments because the outside is now a hostile enviorment? >Is this really a bioweapon?
So I have had a sore throat, smallish fever and relatively difficulty breathing for three days now. If I were infected with corona, shouldn't my symptoms have worsened by now?
I am debating whether to get tested tomorrow or not.
fuck this normie world. let them die they wouldn't listen, so they have to pay the price they say we are living in "our own little world", but they do too and aren't aware of this. they wouldn't realize they're stuck in a pile of shit until they couldn't breathe any longer. They're not worth it.
i like china's current approach. if you don't test people, the numbers will go down significantly. and if dying people aren't tested, the deaths won't count towards the statistics either
You probably just got the common cold/flu. No cases of SARS-CoV-2 were reported until December, and that was in Wuhan.
Brody Roberts
NV is my favorite fallout game but the last time I went back the graphics felt weak. Maybe check out fallout 4 if that's something you care about
Caleb Martinez
Yeah, I'm fine now, but the cough was so fucking annoying. Everyone around me was telling me to go to the doctor because they were scarred I scarred my esophagus but they just told me it's nothing.
Josiah Brooks
>154155 infected >5798 dead >OMG THE END IS NIGH! stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
Might try to finally finish Salt and Sanctuary, Dead Cells or Rabi-Ribi. Think I'll start over from the beginning though, I barely remember how any of them plays.
>Total ICU open: 276 >Total ICU occupied: 196 we are literally actually fucked
Jacob Taylor
red devils horns morning after faggot soleimani got droned
Ian Campbell
>go for last prep run >people in total nothingburger state >saw like 4 masks total >no panicbuying at least >lots of ERs and med lab cars
Dylan Butler
We’re also in lockdown now. Cinema’s, sporting facilities, schools; all closed. Restaurants and bars closed after 18:00, and work is also basically paused. 20 dead so far. God help us all.
Matthew Powell
This is the one you better have prepared for, the one we’re not all going to make it through. If you go early, consider yourself lucky. If you can endure, you better make it to the end and make it count for something.
Austin Roberts
UK is gonna be apocalyptic like Wuhan in two weeks lmao
>This might have actually came from space in that asteroid
>Oumuamua drops a probe as it slingshots past >determines planet 3 ripe for colonisation >better get rid of those pesky primates first, though >oh, look! viruses!!
When the doctors get sick, then we are in serious trouble.
Christopher Morales
based and nothingburger pilled
Jace Nelson
>UK cancels "herd immunity" plan amid controversy Oh for fuck sake, I wanted to see what would happen. I hate wishy-washy politics, if you're going to do something at least follow it through.
Daniel Clark
ppl know it has been around since october based on genome analysis
Robert Long
TOO FUCKING LATE ASSHOLE, STRAP IN. THE HAPPENING IS REAL THIS TIME KEK
Jack Smith
kek. nice.
Gabriel Smith
Frenchbros, tonight is the night, while you still have time get out of cities and prepare. Good luck!
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I just read they’re asking elderly britons to STAY INSIDE FOR FOUR MONTHS
Adam Roberts
mass hysteria and hype. People are excited about this and having fun.
Thomas Gonzalez
I hope the claims that you might not build immunity are false, elsewise we will soon have two distinct human populations: those that have had it and those that don't.
I coulnd't imagine not being able to comfortably spend time with my relatives again because they contracted it and I didn't
Xavier Lopez
Oh wow, the UK government is covering up bad stuff, who'd have thought it?
>tfw living with parents again >mom is now home 24/7 >nagging and knocking on my door every 10 minutes
Good god it's been 3 days and I already want to strangle her
Gavin Evans
FYI Amerilards: Walgreens is doing a BOGO deal on the Nature's Bounty vitamins. Obviously Vitamin C will be wiped out, but I managed to snag the last bottle of zinc and they still had a bunch of D3 left over. Good immunity-building supps since our diets are otherwise shit. Worth grabbing a few if you can.
Easton Morris
who’s the artist drawing coronachan’s tits getting bigger as the infected count grows? LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT ONCE SHE HITS 200K HER TITTIES NEED TO BE SPEWING MILKIES AND HER ASS NEEDS TO BE GROWING TOO FULFILL THE WISHES OF A DYING MAN YOU FUCK
texastribune.org/2020/03/13/immigrant-rights-groups-call-ice-halt-raids-during-coronavirus-outbrea/ >recent immigration enforcement raids it said have created fear within the immigrant community and will result in sick immigrants not seeking medical attention >”Now the next step for us is to sit down with ICE and demand they stop these enforcement actions.” >"like other law enforcement agencies with a detained population, is taking important steps to further safeguard those in our care and, as a precautionary measure, ICE is temporarily suspending social visitation in all of its detention facilities." >"ICE does not conduct operations at healthcare facilities," >“What we’re asking ICE is to come out publicly and say they’re not going to conduct enforcement in these specific places so people can listen to them directly. This pandemic is going to hit the region and going to stay here for months.” archive.is/WFC6U DONT RAID ME BRO I’M JUST HERE ILLEGALLY WTF!
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
well atleast we aren;t stuck on an island, but you gotta love the USA... always sticking its nose where it doesn't belong and reaching into everybody else's pockets.
we are literally one giant jew hivemind
Daniel Reyes
This is, the first horseman of the apocalypes. Corona chan, the white rider, has come to cleanse the lands., Be ready anons. After this, its WAR.
Cameron Murphy
Lmfao
Noah Cooper
Need that atricle that says that corona-chan lives in gut bacteria
This is data from 3 months after the swine flu was discovered, comparable to where coronavirus is today. Notice the similar number of confirmed cases, although swine flu had a slightly smaller number, now compare the number of deaths.
Now you might be thinking, "well, swine flu originated in the Americas which have a much better health care system than Asia, which is why the coronavirus has so many more deaths than the swine flu after 3 months." I will refer you to the official numbers for the swine flu 7 months after it was discovered:
By this point, the swine flu had reached every continent on the planet. Look at the numbers for Asia. They are comparable to today's numbers for the coronavirus. Notice the total number of infected is over 622 thousand at this point. Pretty big. Now compare the number of dead to today's number of dead for the coronavirus. They are about the same.
The coronavirus is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the swine flu. Not only does it arguably spread faster, but it kills much more. The coronavirus is a completely other beast than the swine flu and anyone who is saying otherwise is either a shill or an idiot. Just look at the official numbers.
We haven't experienced something this bad since the 1918 Spanish flu - although this is probably no where near as bad, it'll still stress countries' medical systems to their limits. People will die indirectly from this as they won't get the medical support they would normally receive outside of the pandemic due to the fact that doctors, nurses, and resources will be stretched thinly trying to handle the sheer number of sick people. Look at Italy, and soon Spain. And this shit has only just begun.
Oliver Gutierrez
That's not how it worked in 1918 bro. Entire villages were killed off in remote parts of the US.
Not sure how it is in other countries but nurses and doctors in burger land tend to be hilariously unhealthily and overweight.
I've been lectured by 400 pound hambeasts about how I shouldn't be eating as much protein as I do because its "bad for my kidneys"
Asher Powell
Yeah her hips and thighs need to get thiccer and wider respectively.
Hunter Johnson
yeah, we do. trump is out of his element and lying, but i have to vote for him again because i like my guns and fuck democrats. you honestly couldn't bungle this more if you tried. it's amazing. honk honk whatever.
Has anyone thought to check on our saint and creator of shadilay Marco Well have you
Angel Peterson
Let the north close its borders and we will be spares from your retardation.
Joshua Parker
>SPEWING MILK user that's not how tits work, if they get full they can get blockages and infections they don't just start spewing milk. They also get rock hard and painful in some cases.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Fucking POles are runing away from UK becase of THE HERD PLAN, and half of them are infected, WTF ARE YOU BONGS DOING?
Situation in Italy, Bergamo, there is no more space for dead people. And that fucking stupid of Trump talked about hoax, fuck him and its fucking retarded believers. Shoot yourself, retarded.
We are far more familiar with the incompetence of our elected officials than you are, George. But at least our approach isn't "lmao herd immunity" At least they can finally get rid of the monarchy after this
>white rider of pestilence and disease comes first >said to wear a crown >corona in coronavirus means crown >viruses look like they are wearing crowns under the microscope >also said to come with a bow >virus is airborne
>internal screaming intensifies
Jose Hernandez
SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD THIS IS 2D PORN NOT A FUCKING MAYO CLINIC BROCHURE
Apply Panthenol-based creme (no idea what you have in the US) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthenol I used pic related when I got a slight frostbite, worked really well
Here is my theory of what is really going to happen. The elites are planning to enact NWO now this is the begging of the plan. The purpose is to get all countries to shutdown and close all borders however the virus will continue to spread and people will start saying this problem is not going to be solved by local countries they will say it is a global issue now and global action must be taken. The problem will then be "resolved" through global collaboration this will be used to expand their influence and establish global organizations that will greatly diminish the power of most countries. In order to succeed they NEED Trump out of office as he will oppose this vehemently. They need to make it look like the concept of a "country" is now obsolete as we are all sharing one planet. Their entire plans are resting on Trump not being re-elected that's what this is all about.
Brayden Nguyen
can you find supplies at like gas stations and stuff or are they pretty cleaned out too? most people are just cheap and only panic at costco here lol. panic in bulk, if you will. it's not real shtf until the scalpers are cleaned out too.
Ok so what are we looking at here? Was the HIV thing CONFIRMED? Permanent lung damaged CONFIRMED?
I'm a very healthy guy in his 20s. No underlying health conditions
And when I say that I mean I don't eat fast food. EVER. I don't eat shit like pizza. I don't smoke EVER. I never drink alcohol. I work out OFTEN and I get plenty of sleep. Literally NO health conditions
Let's just say I caught this strain of SARS. Realistically. How fucked am I?
From my understanding, the Bible's and the Quran's Gods are one of the same. They only differ in Messengers: Bible has Jesus, and Quran has Muhammad. Both offer different teachings and both have some varied timelines of events, but both claim of only one God, one Creator.
Gavin Mitchell
>last minute Hruška run godspeed kek
Michael Rogers
literally the entire world economy crashed and millions expected to die because some fucking chinaman ate a bat
we already knew from China that you are not magically immune if you are under 40 it's always a roll of dice, it's just really fucking stacked against boomers
Go in full hazmat suit or atleast a fullface respirator or half face with swimming goggles Or let them deliver the supplies at your home if that's a option
Now the numbers are ramping up, they will blow through that in 3 days max. Strap in tight now, lads. The car has reached the top of the slope. The ride's about to start!
Cooper Hernandez
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Hudson Morales
man is ok with 558 million people dying
Jackson Butler
so this is the end then, fuck you china
Michael Evans
It's good, this should scare some of them but I doubt most would absorb this as most of them would probably just flat out deny or change the topic anyways. Hope this works out for you though.
You'd be perfectly fine. The vast majority of infected don't have any symptoms at all. The danger is in you infecting others. The virus has a different effect on everyone.
Ian Taylor
No, supermarkets are still going to be open and supplied.
David King
it's some homo with aids most likely
Jace Davis
This needs to be seen, it was posted 2 years ago and predicts what is happening today.
We'll be seeing more of this over time desu. Seattle's getting hammerfucked by sub-40yo cases with no comorbidities. The age thing is a meme to placate the masses. Think of everything as a means to quell panic. Event 201 predicted this
Joshua Sanders
>Situation in Italy, Bergamo, there is no more space for dead people
Yep. The end is nigh anons, and i couldnt think of better people to spend the end of days with. Let us watch this world crumble and be born aknew with the lord
Lucas Sullivan
Whenever I read this pasta I imagine the person lightly patting their butt with an entire TP roll, then throwing the whole thing in the garbage.
William Edwards
i am going to make this negev brown and cannot be stopped!
Hudson Lee
the only hot jewess in existence
Alexander Bell
I'll give you 5 burgers if you delete this post right now
Colton Brooks
Better hang yourself because it's gonna be horrible death.
Alexander Reyes
You'll be fine as long as you eat 5 toilet rolls a day.
Carson Diaz
haha wow that's a lot of deaths in the UK
Colton Sullivan
That's why we must relieve her by draining her sore breasts dry user
Josiah Davis
Nice flag
Colton Bennett
user I am woman and what you said made me wet, can I get your address so I can meet?
Jackson Perez
Source?
Parker Gomez
We're not. We're hoping everyday that the peak will be reached, and it's still not. Nurses and doctors are exhausted. You should have used measures a lot of time ago watching us dealing with this shit. It's like a war, when every day there's a death counter.
Gabriel Moore
Good luck Chile-bro
Blake Young
What death toll will make this officially be the biggest happening of the 21st century?
I'm tall and have red hair: does this mean I'm immune?
Justin Myers
How's life down under right now? I haven't heard much from New Zealand. I heard you guys dont have enough ICU beds tho
Grayson Mitchell
Can't you just cough that shit up?
Gavin Robinson
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor for me. Feels somewhat appropriate with the sense of despair and hopelessness under a lockdown we're having right now.
The HIV/Ebola genes pretty much confirm this is a leaked bioweapon. As of now we know that in addition to the ACEII infection route that COVID-19 has which is present in sars, it also infects via the furin protein ala HIV/Ebola
Hopefully that's all it has or else we might see a virus that is essentially incurable
Josiah Garcia
Your part of the 7% user.
Brayden Davis
Give her your energy
Charles Evans
I work at nintendo
Aaron Williams
>there is no more space for dead people Pretty soon, there will be no more wood for coffins. I'm so sorry Italy. F.
Matthew Sullivan
Sort of inaccurate. Jesus is actually a Prophet in Islam, second only in importance to Mohammad. Muslims just believe that Jesus never claimed to be the son of God and some believe that He rose to heaven while alive like Mohammad rather than being crucified.
Matthew Brooks
wtf its pretty decent at the very least
Robert Ross
they're not wrong...
Zachary Hill
user you'd shred your vocal cords before you even made a dent in that. Too viscous
Alexander Wood
Imma pretend that's me there with you guys >such big muscles >such big wangs >tee hee, protec me boys
This was the most PC way possible to get foreigners to leave.
Aiden Hall
Based
Brayden Rivera
chink shill literally unironically detected. you're retarded if you believe that. There are no new videos coming out of wuhan for a reason. They're not "recovered". They're all fucking dead or on lockdown still.
thanks to /cvg/ I was a clever boy and I have everything because I bought it like 3 weeks ago. now the normies are on panic mode and I'm just enjoying the moment.
Pretty chill right now, some Auckland supermarkets sold out of TP last week but otherwise pretty chill... However the first South Island case was confirmed in Queenstown yesterday, and here in Dunedin a cruise ship left port and the same day there were 3 suspected cases of coronavirus.
Ebola is a lot more painful death than covid to be fair
Lucas Anderson
Be mad at China. It's their fault.
Xavier Hernandez
the only really stupid thing there was that the guys actually went back to bring the obviously shot mexican some water. i mean, it was so damn clear he was already dead without any medical help.
