My wife is a nurse in California, here's a small update

She says the ICU is filling up fast, but the hospital isn't confirming or denying it. Employees are secretly telling those on other units that the virus is there. They've set up wash stations on every floor. This hasn't even begun to get bad.

Also, I can't understand why boomers have no conception that this is bad. A boomer was telling me repeatedly that it's just the flu and people need to get over it. Can anyone explain?

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my uncle is the CEO of the CDC

he says run and hide in the mountains while you still can

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do you really think I'm larping?

>Do you think I'm larping?
>My wife

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My friend whose wife’s boyfriend told me that the corona virus has mutated into our software and soon not even our technology will be spared.

It's literally nothing, a mild flu. People will feel really stupid for panicking once it's all over.

look at all those white people and honorary white people. no shame.

>My dad works for Nintendo and he says the ICU is filling up fast, but Nintendo isn't confirming or denying it. Employees are secretly telling those on other units that the virus is there. They've set up wash stations on every floor. This hasn't even begun to get bad.

There was a thing called Corrupted Blood pandemic in WoW. It was bad.

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>A boomer was telling me repeatedly that it's just the flu and people need to get over it. Can anyone explain?

fox news has been saying "just a flu bro" and "dem hoax" for weeks now. its like they dont understand half their viewers are the ones that will die from this

i used to bomb the AH with it

Do you think we care? 63 people have died!! Quick shut down the entire economy!!! Fuck Trump!!!! Buy toilet paper!!!!

See how stupid it sounds when you read what you are saying?

Source: >trust me

used to know a girl in sac, called her to see how shes doing and she isn't taking any of this seriously, it's almost like everybodys already spiritually dead and they've been dead, and coronas just coming to collect the shells

The boomers denying this are Trump supporters. I see this shit all over Facebook. They don't want Donnie Glumpf to look bad.

what sort of proof would you like?

>illegals flood the ICU in California
Holy shit this is ground breaking user

I know 3 nurses at 3 different hospitals in California and haven't heard any of this.

The ICU patient list
>but muh confidentiality
extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

>She says the ICU is filling up fast
>what sort of proof would you like?
You're lying

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Things are definitely getting strange here in L.A without a doubt. So last night I was driving around skid row and was going to get my usual 2 dollar blowie and I start noticing all the girls I normally see lurking about ALL GONE. Not a single one, just a few old dudes scattered. I stop and ask one of the old cracked out nigger animals where all the broads went and he told me last night some dudes dressed in all white came up and rounded everyone. There goes my cheap blowjobs....fucking G-d damn virus piece of shit fuck.

Hopefully it annihilates Trumps Base ... Sucks that Americans with half a brain are fucked too, but the country is too fucking stupid live. Ever since selling out their rights out of fear of terrorists the country's been working hard to destroy and erode all the systems that can help in a Pandemic. Fear made you vulnerable, and now it's time to die..... Thanks for The Simpsons. Adieu.

Sounds like Sacramento

I don't work there you retard

Almost 400 deaths in Italy today.
You are gonna burn burger ,without public healthcare

>spreading the jew panic
You're an accessory to a jew op. It's very funny how Yas Forums doesn't seem to recognize it's playing right along.

My husbands brother is the President or the Iluminati. He said that the lizard people started this and the Freemasons will end it only if you stop posting your moms naked pics to the internet.

>I can't understand why boomers have no conception that this is bad. A boomer was telling me repeatedly that it's just the flu and people need to get over it.

Boomers are 100x smarter than you. Way more people die every day from car crashes than this bullshit.

The real threat are dumbasses like you panicking, buying shit they don't need, making life harder for everyone else.

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>shut down the entire economy so thousands lose their jobs, and crash the stock market so thousands lose their savings, all because 80 year olds and immunocompromised faggots are dying

Get fucked kike

Never a video
or picture

I have seen nurses and doctors playing on their phones during work hours I know the can sneak a picture
POST IT
OR BE KNOWN AS A LARP

Holy boomers batman!!!

this
im tired of this media scare shit
im about to be laid off

my dad works at the WHO and he says this is actually the flu

Lizard people that's funny
whats on the menu?

so your update is that your hysterical dumb wife doesn't know shit
thanks for checking in faggot
let us know if she runs low on tampons

>They've set up wash stations on every floor
Implying they didn't have this before and nurses and doctors walked around all day with dirty hands.
I remember when larpers put a little effort into making their bullshit believable.

In regard to the boomers, denial is the first stage of grieving.

The TP thing is about quelling anxiety as it's better to do something, even if irrational then to do nothing. Doing nothing causes feelings of hopelessness, and boomers don't like that since the government has always been there to coddle them.

Yeah, well my dad works at nintendo and says everything is fine. And also that you're a faggot.

It use to be the elders were learned from
now there are a bunch of snot knows little brats running around thinking they know everything

I'm actually descended from Louis Pasteur - it's not the flu guys.

It's a jew media driven panic so they can implement (((state of emergency))). Plus they crash the market and get rid of Drumpf, whom jews hilariously see as a mortal enemy, even though he sucks their dick daily.

Amazing how stupid some people on Yas Forums are falling for a massive jew psy op. If you are over 80 or immunocompromised/have pulmonary/cardio issues, then you need to take very serious precautions, because this is very dangerous for those groups. But if not, you don't shut down the entire system and destroy lives crashing the economy.

Fuck media kikes.

I don't.. what part of california, roughly? I'm in an adjacent state and am trying to collate as much information as possible so I know when to hit the panic button, quit my job, and go full lockdown / Home Alone
and right now I'm pretty much on the fucking edge

I'm a doctor in Portland. We have had 3 cases and they are all fine. Calm down

This disease doesn’t send people to the ICU unless they are geriatric or smokers, so I really doubt your story

Italy not White: Confirmed

ICU filling up fast
with who? people with sniffles and a cough?
gtfoh larper

>Can anyone explain?
it's a common cold virus, the evil media has made the hype into panic. what's going to be next hype.

what have you heard, more importantly?

My wife's boyfriend robbed a guy infected with cornovirus.

He said it's totally overblown.

I believe you, man.

fuck these doubters. it's not like your story is at all hard to believe.

have a tay.

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F

Sorry user.

Because boomers lived through like a 1000 scares and panics.

They got used to nothingburgers. And in time, so will you.

It would be great if california was completely wiped out

Based mutt here. My wife is a nurse. She says the ICU is filling up fast, that we are going to die of the sniffles, and the OP's wife is most likely built for BBC.

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I can't wait for the Muttland streets to fill with corpses.
It will be glorious, and while your stock market and paper credit economy burns up all around you, remember what you posted here today.

This cannot be any simpler. Read this carefully. If you are in one of the following groups:

(1) Immune system problems
(2) Lung or heart problems
(3) Over 80

You need to take every precaution possible, because this shit is dangerous as fuck relative to the flu, and you already know you need to take precautions for that, so multiply those by 10.

If you are NOT in one of those groups, you do NOT need to worry. If you fuck yourself by quitting your job and going on lockdown for no reason at all, you deserve everything you get for being a moron.

>vast majority of deaths are boomers
>boomers say its a nothing burger
itll sort itself out

Lmaooo

Hau ab, arschloch

Also, as I typed that Fox reported an LAX cop has the virus.

H8rs go suckadik.

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very first thing is get on 4chinz and larp.
next , go buy a 56 count of toilet paper.
then freak out, and repeat.

Your uncle just flew over my house!

You either haven't been paying attention or are being obtuse

Ohsu?? Do you think this entire thing is merited or is this the world's largest publicity stunt? Sellwood here.

>frantically asking Cosco if they have le 56 count >I only buy in 56s! Gestures to 400 pound brown mystery meat wife to pop the Prius hatchback cuz we're loading up

Hello. I am a critical care nurse in So Cal. AMA.
I am also a paramedic.

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In Italy they are letting die > 60y old infected.

I repeat, you are gonna burn

If shes like anything like the nurses in NV then shes a moron and its 85% gossip. Granted they have started to change so.r stuff around for visitation and we currently try have a noted blood shortage notice.

If you're paying attention then you know the groups at risk are 80+, smokers/lung problems, heart problems, generally bad health people (fat fucks like you). And chinks and ragheads are also genetically susceptible. White Europeans in good health who aren't 80+ have nothing to fear. Same for niggers and spics in good health who aren't old.

Anybody pushing this is helping a jew media psy op.

>You’re gonna burn for not having gov healthcare
This is the opposite of truth. Italian hospitals look like fucking gas stations compared to ours. We also have the highest ICU/capita in the developed world.

Have you seen what the boomers did to the place?