Why is this allowed?

>meanwhile welfare neets are safe

Just pay those with the money you have in the bank bro. That's what I do

>WE NEED A COUNTRY WITH ROBOT DOCTORS THAT WORK 24/7 PROVIDING HEALTHCARE FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS IT,
>INFINITY TESTING EVEN FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE SYMPTOMS,
>UNLIMITED TIME OFF WORK UNTIL THE VIRUS SUDDENLY DISAPPEARS,
>AAAAAAND WE WANT THE NUCLEAR REACTORS AND OTHER POWER PLANTS TO JUST KINDA OPERATE THEMSELVES
Why are communists so fucking retarded?

Because unlike you, people have jobs and responsibilities

U can't change my mind by being rude. How about you bozos try again, but nicer?

Lots of companies in my area (seattle) have gone to working remotely. I had to go into the office on Tuesday to pick up some external drives and the bus I ride that normally has 50+ riders had only 7. Downtown Bellevue was a ghost town.

sounds like my job doesn't pay as good as yours does bro

>boomer CEOs seething right now they didn't invest in remote work options because 'a good worker always clocks in the office on time and works a 9-5'

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My company is having everyone work from home.

i cant plaster walls from home unfortunately

You must be a retail or foodservice wagie, tons of companies that have jobs that can be done on a computer are following the CDC's guidance and implementing temporary work from home policies.

I do field work and our VPN has been slow as shit this last week due to the extra load from all the people working from home who are normally in an office.

At least you get a mask

The US isn't the only country in this world, most of the school system is shutdown here in Canada.

They pay you to work and you pay to go to school. Idk something to do with money

It takes a strong man to denyou what's right in front of him

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Same here
>Closed for the general public till mid April
>Still gotta go to work tomorrow

I find it hilarious that jobs think it is acceptable to expect people to use their own resources (PCs) to do their jobs. If my job tries this I'm telling them I have no Internet.

My university is still up and I have an exam that they haven’t even canceled yet....

If remote work became a thing 90% of the jobs for the boomer middle management class would disappear.
White collar jobs are going to be exposed the fuck out with this crisis.

"Because you are a slave, Neo."

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Your system doesn't work then.

>tfw work gives me a laptop and a mifi so have no excuse even on vacations.

>tfw on quarantine from uni but still have to go to internship

Wow that’s interesting idea
No one names themself there for we never choose who we are

muh egonomee

My work shutdown until further notice, gotta live on my savings for a while

Grow up mental midget.

When there's an epidemic people should only go out of their homes for what's strictly necessary.

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These threads are phishing for personal information. You're compiling a profile of me.

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Could you explain your side ?

This is nothing but I still hope my work shuts down for a bit. I could go for an extra vacation.

My company doesn't have any extra laptops or mifis and cannot afford any. The nice thing about working in a non-profit is that they screw themselves over repeatedly.

Canada lost its nut when it both banned the death penalty and the the crown from setting up peerages there.

In denmark public servants are send home with full pay.

In the private sector people with hourly pay have to go to work.

The lesson, complete more than one education

I work from Home

The boomers at my work basically believe that washing your hands and covering your cough with a tissue are all it takes to weather the storm. The fucking retards should be developing remote work functionality, but because they're boomers they still believe work is only possible if you're in the office. I pray every night for Corona-chan to wipe them out.

Many of them are just making the courses online until the end of the semester.

>have work from home capabilities for an entire decade now
>boomer and gen x managers covet it to keep for themselves, call it a "perk" reserved for upper management (themselves)
>???
>businesses are going to shutter because greedy selfish retarded technophobic hateful vile nasty covetous boomers are allowed to breathe

literally just start shooting them all. if we got the fuck on board with having wfh capability, for when people are sick, or just need a break from 2+ hours of daily commuting, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE STOCK MARKET CRASHING LIKE THIS TO BEGIN WITH. boomers caused this 100% by booming all over the place. mine mine mine, gimme gimme gimme, this is for ME only and YOU can't have any. wfh is a PRODUCTIVITY TOOL. and they covet it as some job perk that only THEY can have. i've never encoutered such horrible nasty repulsive pieces of human garbage. i hope to god corona kills them all, they deserve all of that and more. they literally GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to be bad people. out of their fucking way. someone, somewhere, can be screwed over, so they MUST screw him over. some pathological compulsion to be evil at all times causes them to act like this.

i hope god is real and i hope hell is real. boomers need to roast in the pits being tortured by devils for a few thousand years, and maybe that would finally cure whatever is wrong with them.

I hate how Sweden is doing literally nothing compared to Denmark and Norway who are actually doing things to help the spread of corona.

R u a girl ?

I work in an office environment and they're going to let a bunch of us work from home starting this week.

Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.
Need to get those new iPhones,
Gotta pay those student loans.
Work your fingers to the bone,
Bosses need vacation homes.
Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
By all of boss's consumer wares.
We'll stay seated in our chairs,
And make our bosses millionaires.
Love your work! Love the pain!
Feel the life drain from your brain.
Think of all you have to gain,
As your dreams go down the drain.
Come on wagie, join the crew,
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the bossman makes you blue,
You deserve it. You're a tool.
Weekend comes round after ages,
You can come collect your wages.
Throw your parties! Have your rages!
Then get back into your cages.

They made the bed!!!

#BoomerVirus

our uni department is operating ~completely remotely tho

Lol you said themself.

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That's clearly nerve gas, dumbass.

This. A lot of the office work could be easily done at home (especially in such situations), but a lot of companies kept this option only for the managers.
My current company basically put all of the ~500 employees in home office last week. My last company is doing nothing, I'm in contact with some of my ex-coworkers, they're going to work like always, in a shitty open space on every floor.

Man its the worst time to be a neet. Literally started being neet this month.
The great thing about being neet is knowing people have to go to school/work and you having most of the streets free from people in morning/afternoon
But now many others are able to neet too.

>Stay at home if you're sick!
>Also we're not expanding PTO so if you run out of sick days, it's an unpaid absence :^)
When I go in to work I am going to be coofing all over every fucking keyboard and doorknob. Reap what you sow, boomer cunts

i asked my faggot boss on thursday if i could work from home. my main computer is already a laptop with external monitors hooked up to it, wfh would be as easy as disconnecting it and walking out, maybe needing at most a VPN set up. he said he would "think about it." now everything is getting shut down and his business is going to go the fuck under because none of the staff will come in.
all i asked was for you to be a decent person. but no. instead you covet wfh as a god damned privilege for the chosen generation and not for us filthy recent grads. god forbid. it would cost him nothing, he could have done it, it could have been set up in all of 10 minutes. but nooooooo

and their entire generation is like this. arrogant, malicious, greedy, selfish. ask anyone other than a boomer what they think of boomers. gen x? hates their guts with particular intensity. gen y? can't fucking stand to even look at them. gen z? wants to genocide them. if their parents weren't dead they'd probably start apologizing to everyone for raising such demonic children on their knees in the streets begging forgiveness.
i hope this little exercise wakes people the fuck up. I CAN DO MY JOB WITHOUT ENDURING A HELL COMMUTE, YOU CAN LET ME FOR LITERALLY NO MONEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM.

>do contract work
>contract ends
>boomer berates me for not finding a "stable permanent job"
>Mfw he literally worked for the military starting at 18 as some kind of ROTC fag and then joined the DEA after he got out
>fat retired bureaucrat lecturing anyone about anything employment related when he had the easiest shit job in the world

lol boomers. Can't deal with them.

I have a boat!
I would smuggle people across the border for a big bag of toilet paper!
I am too lazy to carry it home from the store.

>Foodservice wagie at a place with no drive thru
>K-12 schools closed in the whole state
>University town closed
>Boss says "just wipe everything down once an hour"
>Ask how we're supposed to prevent getting coughed on by customers
>"It's just going to happen, you can't do anything about that"

Fuck off commie

so there isn't a complete societal collapse and we're sent back to the dark ages? do you enjoy electricity, water, gas and food and not getting raped / murdered?

Yes you can, just not with your shitty retail/restaurant job. Get back to work goy

The biggest brain is "education is a mandatory need but also a waste of time"

Yes

>I pray every night for Corona-chan to wipe them out.
I am doing this unironically. Back at the start of February I set up a sigil designed to kill certain people and now Boris Johnson is talking about tens of thousands dead and herd immunity.

>boomer middle management

Most of this ceased to exist in the 2008 recession anyway. You're just seeing antiquated 68yo fat fucks who refuse to retire getting forced out of the workplace so their resources can be allocated towards something that actually matters.

You work in food service
You know damned well that you're practically a chosen of nurgle regardless of what you chose. Weaponize corona chan, meet with upper management if possible
Talk to the chief of police, meet with your congressman/senator

>someone, somewhere, can be screwed over, so they MUST screw him over.
I feel that way about women. There are empty vaginas out there, I must stretch them with my ccock.

>YOU CAN LET ME FOR LITERALLY NO MONEY
Not just no money, they'd fucking save money if they didn't have to spend it on maintaining buildings.

>allowed?
stop it if you can weak fag cry for mommy gov

Are you in huge lecture halls with hundreds of other people, and constantly bump into hundreds more in the hallways, just like them? Then you have a point.

More like “education is just a forced gatekeeper to access of upper-middle class jobs in our current marketplace”. It’s a big expensive process just to receive a piece of paper. Majority of skills and knowledge can be obtained from online sources for free

>he said he would "think about it."
This means he knows you and he knows you will do 5% work, 35% shitposting on Yas Forums about boomers and 60% fapping to traps.

Cooks don't get sick days. Ever.

Most big offices are like that tho, especially the open space monstrosities.

retard. don't know how it is in Muttland, but here we are supposed to continue studying at home

I’m a grad TA and working remotely from home

Once i asked my boss for the rest of the day off because my bicycle was stolen, and I wanted to bye a new one
He said no that ass hole!
At the bike store the cassierre said no to +5k dollars cash for an e-bike.
Apparently paying with cash is equal to supporting terrorists.
I felt quite offended in both cases.