/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2103 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 167,569 ► Died: 6,456

>NEWS
China cities locked down again as new wave hits
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UK cancels "herd immunity" plan amid controversy
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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>RESEARCH
Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
CDC refused to test infected man
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Wartime conditions in China
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>LATEST CASES
17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria.
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.

>MORE
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strawpoll.me/19540842
streamable.com/eay1c
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/19/10/13-0525_article
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239205277381132290?s=20
twitter.com/donni__69/status/1239245890847637506
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Denmark
ssi.dk/aktuelt/sygdomsudbrud/coronavirus
twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1239252531768852481
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who.int/csr/don/2009_07_27/en/
who.int/csr/don/2009_11_27a/en/
cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D
biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/
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deutschlandfunk.de/covid-19-curevac-will-moeglichen-impfstoff-weltweit-anbieten.1939.de.html?drn:news_id=1110874
twitter.com/HirokoTabuchi/status/1239253210499551233
youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail
youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80
youtu.be/zNBNDjq7AMg
england.nhs.uk/statistics/statistical-work-areas/winter-daily-sitreps/winter-daily-sitrep-2019-20-data/
gov.uk/government/publications/covid-19-stay-at-home-guidance/stay-at-home-guidance-for-people-with-confirmed-or-possible-coronavirus-covid-19-infection
youtube.com/watch?v=Pxuu_vxmBEg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Italy +3,590 (+368) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,407 (+96) Germany +1,196 (+2) US +369 (+6) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +232 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +63 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +35 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) France +30 Norway +111 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Qatar +64 Canada +61 Cze. Rep. +64 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Estonia +56 Iceland +10 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Poland +15 Indonesia +21 Iraq +6 Thailand +32 Kuwait +8 India +11 Lebanon +6 UAE +13 Chile +14 Russia +4 Luxembourg +8 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Slovakia +10 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 S. Africa +13 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Serbia +2 Albania +4 Mexico +15 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 Tunisia +2 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Faeroes +1 Jamaica +2 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Jordan +7 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Andorra +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 St. Lucia +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1 Uzbekistan +1… Total +10,997 (+633)

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Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. If Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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im gay

Let me explain something to you about this virus:

In my country, Canada, we have a very high rate of 13.5 intensive care beds per 100,000 people, we'll just give us a couple extra ones and round up to 14.

Now let's say we have a sudden outbreak of COVID19, affecting 1% of a city of 100,000 - which is 1000 people. Of these 1000 sick people current data from China says 3.5% of cases will become so severe the patient will need ICU, however current data from Italy is saying that 8% needs ICU and rising, and that number is even higher in Lombardy. But lets just say 3.5% need ICU just like China. 3.5% of an outbreak of 1% of a population of 100,000 is 35 people needing ICU.

As you can see, a small 1% outbreak of the most mild possible will result in 35 people requiring what is a total 14 ICU beds. If the number of severe cases rises to 10% like in Lombardy, the number needing ICU beds rises to 100… but we only have 14.

Also remember that not all of those 14 beds are empty, as the population is still getting sick and injured from all the other normal things of life. The total number of hospital beds in Canada is 252 per 100,000 people. The average occupancy rate is 91% (global average is 75%) - so at any given time there are 229 full and 23 empty hospital beds. As you can see, hospitals in Canada don’t even have enough beds of any kind even just for the severe cases of this small 1% outbreak.

Current Chinese data says patients in ICU will stay there up to a month. Current experts are estimating that 50-70% the population will get the virus. If 25% of Canada’s population gets it within a one month window at a 5% severe case rate that will mean 1250 life threatening cases fighting over 252 hospital beds and 14 ICU beds, which are already 91% occupied.

It doesn't take an expert to see that this is an apocalyptic tier scenario and why governments and experts are absolutely freaking the fuck out over it.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 86,720 (3,257): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,798 (292) Germany 5,795 (11) France 4,499 (91) US 3,312 (63) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,372 (35) Norway 1,220 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,024 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Greece 331 (4) Canada 313 (1) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Ireland 129 (2) Poland 119 (3) Indonesia 117 (5) Iraq 116 (10) Thailand 114 (1) India 111 (2) Egypt 110 (2) S. Marino 101 (5) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 59 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Hungary 32 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 253 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Estonia 171 Iceland 171 Romania 139 Brazil 121 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 98 Chile 75 Russia 63 Vietnam 56 Slovakia 54 Pakistan 53 S. Africa 51 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Palestine 38 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Armenia 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Lithuania 12 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Macao 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Kazakhstan 9 Jordan 8 N. Zealand 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 P. Rico 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Cameroon 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 157/251

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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Germany-Emergency-Situation
G E T - I N - H E R E
SHUT DOWN HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

DOES MASTURBATION MAKES YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM STRONG OR IS IT JUST A PORNOGRAPHIC PROPAGANDA?

I don't know if I should keep my no fap streak or do it every day. I WANT TO LIVE

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I don't often save posts

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It's over

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>3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, PASTABROS?!!

Take that mask off.

You WILL join the herd.

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EMERGENCY ALERT from the HAPPENING CON Warning System.

On Wednesday March 15 2020 at 1807 hours GMT the HAPPENING CON Warning System eleveted to:
WHITE
HAPPENING CON 1
CODE: IT'S OVER

It is currently happening and will continue to happen. You do not need to go to the happening, it will come to you.

Readiness level: Highest level of readiness. The time for preparing is over.

This is not a drill.

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One step closer to full lockdown in NL today.

Based
Fuck roasties

I'm back.

Reminder to grab all lolis, hebes and shotas. It's already too late if your country is in full lockdown.
Grab them NOW and COOOOMMM in your bunkers anons.
>tfw all schools closed so can't look at the cute lolis everyday anymore

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE 80 YR OLD BOOMERINO WHO WAS ON THE VERGE OF DYING ANYWAY DIED!!! THIS MEANS WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! BLACK DEATH NUMBA TWO!!

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Good Doctor, my cure is most effective.

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pro bolsonaro manifestation in brazil. happened all over the country today

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FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
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A-anons...
Do you want to know what corona will be like in Africa?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Sudan

>On 13 March 2020, Sudan reported its first novel coronavirus case in Khartoum, a man who died on 12 March 2020

It's all so tiresome.

83,000 and we reach a quarter of a million

based, looking forward to it
hope we get 10k extra infections in the next week

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THUNDERS AND RAIN OUTSIDE
LITERALLY THE APOCALYPSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=rnI0PHIFEMA
BASED

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It's your future too.

The first case for Italy appeared early February, and 3 cases were reported around Feb 17. We are now a month in, and there are currently 1,809 deaths, and 24,747 cases as of March 15.
If we assume expotential growth is in play, even if it is stuck at this rate, we'll be seeing more than 10k deaths, and 200k cases, by the end of this year just for Italy alone.

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The only thing that seems fishy to me out of this whole thing is the alleged leaked videos from China. Why are there so many if China is one of the most censored countries in the world?

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China, Italy and soon London and NYC become new epicenters

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bros, im in NJ and its cold today (40 and windy).

if i just go out and drive around, does that count as getting sun?
ive been inside for 6 days straight.

any thoughts here? i do wanna get outside but i do NOT want to go anywhere.

Fuck off nurglite, the Emperor protects us all

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if see read this you're infected
achooo

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based

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lmao that nigger with the Israeli flag

He was right and is right

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It’s just the flu bro

lmao
holy shit your country is retarded

I had a talk a few minutes ago with my Brother's fiancee who is a Doctor. She was telling me about pretty much the same shit I hear in public media. She told me that the virus dies after approximately 3 hours after expelled from a body and that to get infected, I'd literally have to get coofed on or touch a surface with the virus on and then touch my face, eyes or nose.

She made the Virus look a lot weaker that it is OP and Archive. Was she trying to lie to me or is this shit really blown out of proportions?

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Can we get sports back, ffs??
Who gives a fuck about boomers, anyway. I'M BORED

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Its exactly the opposite user.

By masturbating you spend your energy upon orgasm. Keep that shit tight

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No, we only got two deaths and both of them are foreigners

Confirmed cases per million in far-right shitholes:
Hungary: 3.3
Poland: 3.1
Belarus: 2.9
Russia: 0.4 (not sure I trust this one)

and in democratic havens of freedom and tolerance:
Switzerland: 256
Norway: 225
Denmark: 149 and stopped counting normally
Sweden: 101 (probably doesn't bother to count correctly)
Belgium: 76
France: 69
Germany: 67
Netherlands: 66

really makes you think

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god i can't wait to have my own crossdressing shota harem

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POL WARNED US ABOUT THIS IN OCTOBER

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Everybody is looking at the wrong countries.
PER CAPITA 3 euro-countries are already hit more than iran or s.korea.

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strawpoll.me/19540842
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Basado, where the fuck have you been? You've probably been looking up prime targeting cunny spots for easy resupply and trade of cunny haven't you?

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keep buying

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*pops meds*
yep, another globalist attempt to take more rights away. this is like 9/11 2.0 for our niggerfag government. i hope the boog starts soon. i hate this entire system.

maybe noffinburder
streamable.com/eay1c

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>what is VPN

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source on Denmark not counting?

Switzerland and Stockholm (Sweden) are not counting, you can find the source in the pastebin

This is like Halo zombies

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Fucking topkek

No boomer/X-er tunes please.
Please try to have some taste.

Meant more than 20k deaths*

What if it was all staged for when they unleashed a bioweapon on the west? "hahah couldn't have been us, look it hit us first"

>sports
>not e-sports
t. Boomer

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I tried both jerking off for hours and watch anime
After jerking off for hours next day i felt worse
After watching several anime episodes next day i felt better
No bullshiting on this. Watch anime, avoid jerking off.

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if your brother's fiancee is also polish it's very likely she is retarded

>Worldwide Deaths
6,456
>Worldwide Recovered
76,596

>Italy Deaths
1,809
>Italy Recovered
2,335

Can anyone explain?

Trannies warned us what they were doing in 2016 kek "It will happens when the weather cools"

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Why is every single important person talking about this shit a jew? Every major position pertaining to the virus is a kike, getting 9/11 vibes how all the necessary positions to tackle this situation is coincidentally a member of the tribe.

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Okay listen here fat, I'm sick of this jew malarkey. Here's the deal: need to rustle up these chinese types, the children. We need to sniff their virgin ping pongs. That's how we solve SARS.

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why are they quarantining cities then?

40 new cases in Ireland. Still lots of toilet paper in my local Tesco though.

Daily reminder that none of the banks in the US have money.

Why doesn’t Italy put soldiers patrolling the streets enforcing the curfew?

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>40 new cases in Ireland
Hope all the idiots who went out last night made the most of it, all pubs in the country have been told to close.

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I assume we are somewhere in between

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NO MODS ON PERISCOPE
GET TO PERISCOPE BOYS

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*ahem*

SICK HEIL

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Your flag already tell us that user, no need to.shout it out.

you need your vital force user. Restrain from COOMING

that's 4 nations, not 3.

Checked, but coming from a leaf, that's not saying much.

>governor of New York already floating the idea of using the military to mass build hospitals
what good are hospitals if all the doctors and nurses are dead?

pure (((propaganda))). it weakens you all across the board by stealing vital chemicals from your brain and blood to deliver to the assumed baby. the immune system drops, your brain gets clouded over, your alertness drops, you get more complacent, your motivation drops and eventually you fall into a complete apathy. if you want to live, don't coom. cooming too much will eventually make you give up.

OK retard

Playing some POE, cooming to lolis, watching the news. Regular stuff.
Get those filipina lolis user.

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These sign language people need to be banned

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"Shanghai Shivers" is a good one, I'll add it to the list. As a reminder, the current known aliases are:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>Chinobyl
>WuHu Flu
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Coofit-19
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Chinkenpox
>Yellow Lung
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Boomer Remover
>Geezer Wheezer
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Lung Pao Sicken
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Shanghai Shivers
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Thank you for your attention on this important matter.

Well, for now.
You still have + 100 cases.

We're all on this together.

Except West Virginians and Montenegrins.

VERY INTERESTING IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE PLANNING IT

>In summary, we found a novel alphacoronavirus in bats from Brazil and a novel betacoronavirus in a bat from Mexico.

>the prevalence of CoVs that we identified is probably an underestimation of the true incidence of CoVs in these bat populations

>The finding of a novel betacoronavirus in insectivorous bats in the New World is noteworthy. Three human CoVs (229E, SARS-CoV, and MERS-CoV) all have animal reservoirs of closely related viruses in Old World insectivorous bats (10) from which they most likely emerged,

wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/19/10/13-0525_article

>He bought ze dip?

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CORONA BTFO

>TODAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1239205277381132290?s=20

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Haha money printer go brrrrrrrrr

That guy is Italian to the fullest dummy

Let me tell you something you lazy fucking kids. Here's what you do, you go to an infected area. You walk right up to the corona virus, look it right in the eye, and shake its hand. Then you tell it you want the job. None of this lazy ass internet stuff you kids are doing now a days.

>t. a boomer

yes, but everybody is already looking at Italy.
Look at the 3 others.

Everyone is lying.

HAVE YOU ASKED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR FOR HIS FORGIVENESS YET Yas Forums????

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post the whole thread

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i can't get no
desinfection

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what site is that? none of the ones I follow are publishing the per capita numbers

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WHAT IS THE RATIONAL THING TO DO
strawpoll.me/19540842
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>can hear my neighbor coughing from here

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You do not understand the Pestilence? Even after all this time? Doctor, it is an unspeakable horror, one that has shown its true face many times before and will again. I find myself blessed with the wisdom and good senses needed to root it out and destroy it, but many like yourself cannot. It is a cruel judgement, I fear, to be at the mercy of a disease you cannot fully comprehend!

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Fauci is (((/our/guy))) though. An alarmist doomer since day 1.

First confirmed case for cape cod in Massachusetts. 60 y/o who worked at a school and his wife was sick and also isolated before he went to hospital. Look up cape cod, its a man-man boomer island connected to the mainland.

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SPAIN IS OVEN
Real Spanish doctor is leaking CT lung and info.

twitter.com/donni__69/status/1239245890847637506

28 years old patient in ICU, intubate, black is lungs and white pneumonia.

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What

Either Italy is lying or everyone else is lying.
What do you think ?

can I get a link?

Thank you based bill

SARSoros

who cares? wanting to raise kids is retarded. imagine forcing some other life form to exist in this nigger hellhole planet.

> still trusting CCP "recovered" numbers
yeah, it's all good goyim, don't question the narrative

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She told me that since there is not a lot of medical equipment to go around (at least here), trying to hospitalize everyone wouldn't be possible and a self containment seems like the lesser evil.

Literally sounds like Iran.

Has this guy jumped off a building yet?I took a bunch of cash out weeks ago.

whats the best build to play for orgasmic full screen shatters nowadays bro? haven't played poe in a while

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is it a hot neighbour? If so, go smash.

Some one please save this and do something grandious about it.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

bolsanaro? He’s a cryptokike.

I've just thought of one on the spot
Try the "Hubei Hiccups"

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yep, 23.6, I get the figures from worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

I wonder if people will start buying diapers, now that toilet paper is hard to find

Health system completely collapsed in Italy. Not enough material and staff to care even for those who would normally survive any other day.

Also the time difference between outbreak in China and Europe makes European recovered numbers smaller.


And its still CCP numbers so we know fuck all

Link?

KILLEM, TAKE NO RISKS, YOUR CHILDREN ARE A PRIORITY

Except for Italy and Spain, user

I like it when atheists get mad at old grannies praying, "NOOOOO IF YOU DON'T WORSHIP MY GOD SCIENCE HARD ENOUGH IT WON'T BLESS US WITH A CURE, WE MUST PUT OUR FAITH IN SCIENCE!"

Ok boomer

A virus living for 3 hours outside the body is outrageous

Do you understand how many people
Would pass through a train in 3 hours you pollock retard

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LOL EPIC BRO! I LOVE THE LONG LIST I HAVE TO SCROOL THROUGH IM ORDER TO PASS IT!
SCREENCAPED FOR REDDIT!

No hes a guy early 60s so he's dead already

Jesus, Italy are still getting their asses handed to them.

gotta download this

need more ram

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Yas Forums can't tell a roman nose from an actual roman

I like it. Would the mutation SoroSARS be acceptable?

It was always too late

God help us all

Serious question now

I’ve had a cough now for a few days that’s for worse today

Do I stay home and not work tomorrow?

France update when?

he sounds like a brooklyn rabbi he’s obviously (((italian)))

MOOT

With a choice between masturbation or life, I'm choosing life. Thank you, friends.

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The closest apostles of Jesus were Jewish, user; therefore whatever you're talking about is something good.

Ignore the CCP for a minute you fucking retard.

How do you justify Germany's numbers ? Sweden's ? France's? Spain's even? Their deathrate is nowhere near Italy's.

Italy is LYING

>Qipao Bed Story
>Mandarin Ride
>Yellow Bug
>Yangtze Crabs

4
keks
org

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And yet hardly anyone is dying from it

Hey guys is there something going on?

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i dont know honestly. italy has a near 50% fatality rate when the rest of the world is 3-4% at most.

what went wrong?

This man tried to warn us. They probably killed him for it. Because of him I prepared for myself and my family. Pay respects to Vulcan mountain

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But when I watch anime, I'm always jerking off. I need help ;~;

It takes weeks to recover, you can die quicker

Even South Korea has almost ten times more recovered than deaths. Are they also lying?

>denmark not counting
im gonna have to call bullshit on that even though they are claiming that, considering we've been testing 500 people daily (before march 12 and now) and all sites are still showing that, and our numbers are decreasing none-the-less.

either they are lying their asses off now or the numbers actually ARE decreasing.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Denmark
which links to:
ssi.dk/aktuelt/sygdomsudbrud/coronavirus

>From the end of February to March 11, people with both mild and more severe respiratory symptoms traveled primarily to Denmark from countries with a high spread of infection. This happened as part of the containment phase. As of March 12, as part of the mitigation strategy, people with inpatient symptoms have been tested. Thus, the number of confirmed cases in the report cannot be directly compared in the period before and after 12 March.

spread it

the ears and vocal inflection is a greater modifier of a kikel

This needs to stop. Why are these people insatiable for toilet paper?

It's manufactured with a fixed supply over time, if some people buy it all up other people will go unwiped. This is intolerable

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HIROMOOOOOOOT

looks fake desu

Were the red devils horns after drone strike on Soleimani a sign of things to come?

Shit has only gotten worse since

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No go help out creating herd immunity mate it’s what your guberment has ordered

What‘s your families signal to gather at the place you will spend the happening together? We decided on the first civil unrests but i might have to try to convince them that we should gather as soon as they announce lock downs in order to not risk not being able to gather anymore.

i never said anything about raising kids. the coom system exists to create kids and to do that it takes shit from you, temporarily weakening you. cooming too much weakens you considerably.

My guess is that Italian healthcare system just got bogged down faster, but this same shit will unfold in two weeks in the rest of the world.
Only time will tell if Italy is in any way an outlier here.
Also Italy has a fuckload of old people.

My country has 4.8 ICU beds per 100,000 lmao

I'm telling you, the number of people including myself I've known that got incredible sick late december is surreal. Corona has already been here, we're just getting the 2nd wave now.

i live in an apartment.

my downstairs neighbor (an old jewish lady) coughs from time to time.
the germs couldnt possibly go THROUGH THE FLOOR and get to me, right?

>600 who may have had contact in oregon alone and that's just what these incompetent fucks who copy everything california fucks up are willing to admit

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>Losing 50% lung capacity
>Still have to coof
Poor lad’s done for

its airborne AIDS

they'll just bring in some emergency provision allowing partial birth and fourth trimester abortion for those who had their terminations cancelled during spring/summer

It's still a nothingburger *crunch*

>76.596 recovered

66.931 from China
4.338 from Iran

You do the math, faggot.

shut up retard, stop conflating the synagogue of satan with the apostles, who strived against the synagogue of satan and the antichrist jews

Starbucks managers in Southern CA being told not to make preparations for opening tomorrow.

Beware the Ides of March.

>normies are entering the "no i never said it was a nothingburger, i've always known it was something big" phase

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twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1239252531768852481

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There's always some silly fucking frost blade or vortex or whatever build viable but this league's meta is summoner again I think which is boring.

Check out poebuilds.cc/ for most popular builds right now

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Thanks.

But that can just be proximity to Italy. I assume not many people in Belarus spent holidays in Italy.

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Had some chinese yesterday, it was delicious

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We’re going to see a lot of old people dying in their homes alone, aren’t we?

through the floor, no, through the ventilation system, yes

For anyone who isn't convinced this is that bad and are wondering how this compared to the swine flu when it was ongoing:

who.int/csr/don/2009_07_27/en/

This is data from 3 months after the swine flu was discovered, comparable to where coronavirus is today. Notice the similar number of confirmed cases, although swine flu had a slightly smaller number, now compare the number of deaths.

Now you might be thinking, "well, swine flu originated in the Americas which have a much better health care system than Asia, which is why the coronavirus has so many more deaths than the swine flu after 3 months." I will refer you to the official numbers for the swine flu 7 months after it was discovered:

who.int/csr/don/2009_11_27a/en/

By this point, the swine flu had reached every continent on the planet. Look at the numbers for Asia. They are comparable to today's numbers for the coronavirus. Notice the total number of infected is over 622 thousand at this point. Pretty big. Now compare the number of dead to today's number of dead for the coronavirus. They are about the same.

The coronavirus is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the swine flu. Now only does it arguably spread faster, but it kills much more. The coronavirus is a completely other beast than the swine flu and anyone who is saying otherwise is either a shill or an idiot. Just look at the official numbers.

We haven't experienced something this bad since the 1918 Spanish flu - although this is probably no where near as bad, it'll still stress countries' medical systems to their limits. People will die indirectly from this as they won't get the medical support they would normally receive outside of the pandemic due to the fact that doctors, nurses, and resources will be stretched thinly trying to handle the sheer number of sick people. Look at Italy, and soon Spain. And this shit has only just begun.

If I have the virus, will turning the heat up past 26 degrees work?

ITT: We flex on non-TP niggas

I have 4 packs of 18 roll high quality toilet paper unopened.

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Post your quarantine vidya. Thinking of trying Blasphemous if anyone can give a rec for or against.
>front office football
>halo 1 pc online
>hots

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Abortions is one the few things I agree with leftards on. The less of those subhumans reproduce, the better. I’m fine with some of my taxes going to keep the chimp levels down. I’d even pay a little more to sterilize their retarded asses

Consider that the "world numbers" are pumped up by China's stats.
Next weeks will tell who's lying.

For reals OP, boosting test drops the immune system, so does exercise for a few hours, not a mild drop but a plummet.

You fucking idiot we haven’t tested 500 people everyday

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dios mio

They switched the method of counting to only the more severe cases which is where the March 12 decline comes from

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Next 15 days are going to be crazy.. Hail

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To those who think of themselves as immortal and keep going out to the park, ignoring the order to remain at home, these are the radiographs of a 28 year old kid intubated in the ICU at my hospital for #coronavirus.
Tip: lungs are black, white is pnuemonia

>t. gringo

Shoot it into an uninfected whore

So much for 60+

>sports

>boomer detected

play e-sports you fucking prick

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>implying chinks are smart enough to invent shit by themselves
Literally everything shitskins ever made or invented has been reverse-engineered from white inventions.

>people won't be able to get their overpriced coffee hit anymore
PEOPLE GONNA FREAK

>global times
Fuck off chink

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WTF HIIROOOO
Home come Yas Forums still can't handle 2 images in the same millisecond?

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He's right, you know.

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Day 12

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>not an onion link

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Locksown when? I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

Yeah literally everyone in WV ran for the fucking hills nigger, RUN!

travel nigger , the whole idea of capitalism and westernism is to travel around , consume , go to the cinema consume , do a business trip jew people out , go buy more from the market and consoom as much as you can,

meanwhile easterners are poor as fuck and can barely afford crossing the street so you get the jist , the virus will actually spread faster in more developed countries that poorer places

Please Corona-chan, leave me and my family alone. I promise no more skiing in Italy.

You have to hall of cost her it’s the only way to be safe.

Based

>look then in the eye and tell them you want a job
>same boomer likely asks for 3-5 years work experience just to interview applicants
I hope this virus removes a lot of boomers

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My dad is still adamant that it's just a flu. He doesn't believe any statistics I give. He doesn't believe the news and says they are just panicing irrationally.

Day 15

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Yes dumass, even people without symptoms are isolating, why the fuck you wanna go work for?

if just we have japanese toilets.

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yeah gather now

>Fly me to Wuhan
>Let me cough on all the chinks
>Let me see the quarantines
>in a, the rest of the third world
>In other words, just a flu
>In other words, nothingburger


>Fill my lung with pus
>And let me drown in my fluids
>This is all I long for
>All I worship and adore
>In other words, end my life
>In other words, Yas Forums was right

>Fill my lung with pus
>And let me drown in my fluids
>This is all I long for
>All I worship and adore
>In other words, end my life
>In other words, in other words, Yas Forums was right

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>248267365
okay we dont have vents, we have those old style heater things in each room and no A/C.

i have a window mounted A/C unit.
I try to let fresh air in as often as possible.

Fuck off zoomer.

What is the significance of the number 33? Is it some kind of signal?

It's been popping up way too often to be a coincidence.

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You are on spot

>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
>DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM
DONALD TRUMP FAILS TO BUY GERMAN VACCINE TEAM

AHAHAAHA


Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.

but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.


Contacted by Reuters, a spokeswoman for the German Health Ministry said: “We confirm the report in the Welt am Sonntag.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-vaccine/germanys-curevac-says-low-dose-coronavirus-vaccine-could-allow-for-mass-production-idUSKBN21036D

biopharmadive.com/news/curevac-coronavirus-replace-ceo-menichella/574015/

zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/coronavirus-impfstoff-konflikt-usa-deutschland-100.html

tagesschau.de/inland/corona-impfstoff-deutschland-usa-101.html

deutschlandfunk.de/covid-19-curevac-will-moeglichen-impfstoff-weltweit-anbieten.1939.de.html?drn:news_id=1110874

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irans numbers are so real as chinas

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>Germany's
they are lying to protect the economy
>Sweden's
they are not even counting the cases any longer
>France's
they are a week behind Italy, the numbers will pick up soon
>Spain's
it's coming along nicely, soon to overtake South Korea

ON Wednesday? It's a Sunday, fool!

just swallow your cum and you'll be fine

CORONA-CHAN CAN'T STOP JAPAN

twitter.com/HirokoTabuchi/status/1239253210499551233

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IT'S CALLED THE FLOOD DIP SHIT

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Social isolation will make girls crazy horny. Its your time NEETs

This is worse than 1918 my friend

if anything it makes it worse because Scotland will have a real case for independence because we'll have to literally rebuild Hadrian's Wall

This whole time GLP has been calling 4chins retarded and saying it's going to be a nothingburger. Looks like we were right again fags. S to spit on GLP.

S

Rumors circulating in France that tonight it will happen, anyone in the cities better get out and live for a while in the countryside.

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This is what PANIC logic looks like.

The supreme leaders of Norway just gave 10 billion euros (+ billions more in other measures) to norwegian business. What did your leader do today?

Yeah the lack of tourism/immigration to Belarus helps a lot, they mostly have to worry about foreign students in Belarus or Belarusians who come back from abroad. Meanwhile Prague is kind of a big deal in terms of attracting all sorts of international traffic.

NORF

Lol in times like these it's good to be a 4channer. Love you all

It takes time to take off.

Not interested, cultist.

??????? this shows CONFIRMED INFECTED people per region. how does this prove me wrong?

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Yeah, She mentioned that if you are old and / or have any pre-existing conditions, you're pretty much fucked.

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youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail
>youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail
youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail
>youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail
youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail
>youtube.com/watch?v=kVffppWqkpg&feature=em-lbcastemail

BOOMER ONLINE
HE IS COUGHING

I wish i could just decide, but everyone else needs to be on board too.

>In other words....in other words
>Yas Forums was riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
youtube.com/watch?v=P91pvMdoZ80

It's the social implications of birth control that do harm. It removes negative consequence from promiscuity, thus encouraging it.

most numbers are utter BS

BUT... it takes way longer to recover than dieing.
you need to be like 2 weeks without any symptoms and then pass 2 or 3 tests negative to be counted as "recovered"

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>that pic
>that music

cringe, go back to your bunker, granpa.

youtube.com/watch?v=rnI0PHIFEMA

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Meanwhile in Maryland

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You fucking nothingburgers better be right and that SARS-COV-2 only kills old people. Other people would say better they die a natural death then killed by Covid-19's viral pneumonia.

japan has a weak strain

you never played infected on multiplayer?

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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

>irans numbers are so real as chinas
only because people with mild symptoms don't run to get tested.
it's not about faking.
the real problem is that 80% of cases ARE MILD. those people become the superspreaders.

yes.

What are you some sort of antiseptic, goy?

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Dude I'm Gen X, we've been dealing with boomers before millennials, or zoomers. I feel your pain.

Had a classmate in our research group that was laughing it off last month as a big nothingburger and now the last time I saw him he was all moody and quiet, and others told me his kids were under the weather recently.

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>Exclusively for America

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This guys chin looks like an ass though

Chink Flu

Italy is lying too

No, your body is at 37 degrees and the virus loves it.

because people are literally retarded and never outgrew licking surfaces and playing with rat shit in the sandboxes

Do you think Jennifer Zeng exclusively takes white cock?

You guys know how the virus lives in the brain after recovery. What if it starts to re emerge in a few years with younger people dropping dead and seizuring and shit

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>2020
>covid-19 begun in 2019
>only other big weird thing in 2020 was the almost-WW3
ok

>Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.
what a fucking kike, good job for telling him to fuck off krauts

Why would 'the elite' eradicate their perfectly groomed GDPcattle? This might have actually came from space in that asteroid. Which means this is the apocalypse pale horse. The masters of the masters want to finish their agenda NOW. That is the only logical way to explain either a real bioweapon or a staged event. They want to cut the check now. Think about it, if its staged they will use it. If its real plague bioweapon, its out of the overseeers hands and not in their interest, why ruin a perfect plantation?

i get they are saying that, but the amount of testing is still the same and if they tested patient with more severe symptoms only then the numbers should obviously be lower. why would they test people with low amounts of symptoms and then NOT count them?

a vaccine is not possible for this virus retard

Only leave when you run out of the soft white gold

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They need to hurry up and just announce the cancellation of the Olympics...

He is 28 y.o

Where is the Bahama user? They got a case. Who is next to boast their 0 cases?

Yep, but in the case of Poland at least the authorities were a lot more reactive in shutting everything down (with only ~20 confirmed cases) while other more fucked countries didn't even bother. As we approach one week since the shut down of everything we should start to see even more divergeance in the number of confirmed cases.

Destiny 2
Division 2
STALKER series
Metro 2033/LL Redux
Arma 3
Civ BE
Minecraft
Some Total War games

It's fine. Not the best sols-castlevania on market, but visual (art and music) is just brilliant
youtu.be/zNBNDjq7AMg

/cvg/ Discord

https:// discord gg /WA8fR8m

800 people active right now

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Bros, I got vertigo after the hold your breath Corona selftest. Am I dead?

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S

Brilliant

>Donald Trump literally tried to buy German scientist.

Wouldn't be the first time Amerilards try to get their greasy hands on a Kraut scientists to have an upper hand on the rest of the World.

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Bruh nice normie meme lol
Upvoted!

Deaths by Corona on a map.

fake news

>NHS HAVE STOPPED RELEASING THE WEEKLY BED COUNT.
>NHS HAVE STOPPED RELEASING THE WEEKLY BED COUNT.
>NHS HAVE STOPPED RELEASING THE WEEKLY BED COUNT.
On the 1st March it was saying:

Total beds open: 97,868
Total beds occupied: 91,780

Total critical care open: 3,636
Total critical care occupied: 2,888

Total ICU open: 276
Total ICU occupied: 196

Source::
england.nhs.uk/statistics/statistical-work-areas/winter-daily-sitreps/winter-daily-sitrep-2019-20-data/
Government says stay at home if you have a cough for 7 days / ask work to work from home or take it as sick leave (They have to pay you)...

>"if you have symptoms of coronavirus infection (COVID-19), however mild, do not leave your home for 7 days from when your symptoms started."
Source:
gov.uk/government/publications/covid-19-stay-at-home-guidance/stay-at-home-guidance-for-people-with-confirmed-or-possible-coronavirus-covid-19-infection

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gotcha. still, push for it. europe-wide lockdown seems inevitable

Pretty shit thing to do hope you guys figure it out

The German Health Ministry confirmed a report that Trump
>“offered large sums of money”
to the German pharmaceutical company CureVac to agree to sell rights to a possible coronavirus vaccine exclusively to America,
>“only for the US.”

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-germany-tries-to-stop-us-luring-away-firm-seeking-vaccine.html


USA is so fucked

they will stay here and make the vaccine for the whole world

FUCK YOU MUTTS!

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>yeah we'll cure all your problems
>just give us your freedom goyim
God damn they are blatant about it these days.

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Jeez, the youtube stream FINALLY added Kosovo to the list.

F

they already said they would re-evaluate in May

Fuck off tranny

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>Coughs are a dangerous thing
>And they come from ling ling
>Bound by viral desire
>My body is about to expire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>The taste of bat is sweet
>When chinks devour their meat
>They spread the flu to us whites
>Oh, the numbers reached new heights

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

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heary *coof* kek

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I never thought I’d have to say this, but I’m glad my more elderly relatives died years ago, at least I don’t have to worry about them dying and me not being able to see them or do anything about it.

Trump btfo, Shekels is worthless in the face of these based krauts. Keep 'em coming germany

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i wonder how they will deal with it after last years hurricane

cope harder

>uninfected whore
oxymoron

>Exclusively for America
they misspelled israel.
now the kikes wont get there vaccine.

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With two last names, she's the one that looks crazy

FUCK THIS ENTITLED POS BOOMER AND HIS WHOLE GENERATION
>DIDN'T FIGHT IN THE WAR
JUST REAPED THE REWARDS AND FAT PENSIONS
>PLEASE CORONA CHAN LET HIM ROT

kill yourself

There aren't as many serious cases as there are less serious cases. Again, look at the graph from Wikipedia I posted, the very strong inflection at March 12th is no coincidence, so you can guess what it would be like now (in the thousands) if they kept counting the same way as before.

No way this is contained by May.

that was a solid thread, I actually remember posting in it

Horst Seehofer literally confirmed it in the press conference

youtube.com/watch?v=Pxuu_vxmBEg just look at 25:30

>out to grab some drive thru breakfast this morning to save supplies
>tfw cashier looks like she just saw a ghost before handing me food
>park in small gated apt complex in SoCal, walk back to place with dog
>tfw neighbor asks where to get food and if I knew what was going on

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Roll your window down for air and take vitamin D.

it was always my time, the definition of NEET is

>a young person who is no longer in the education system and who is not working or being trained for work.

if you go to the uni, you aren't a NEET

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i dont know maybe to get money to live stupid fucker

>People are doing this one thing to get high for free, drug dealers hate it!

no.

enjoy 4keks or get the fuck out

your choice

welp, it's ogre for ypu bongs, you are fucked

yeah, no shit. but it is a huge financial loss to cancel, so for the sake of every stakeholder they are gonna pretend like it's worth waiting to make the call.

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We don't really know how bad the spanish flu was. The 2.5% that is often quoted is likely a lower bound on the rate as approximately 17 to 100 million died to it while a total of 500 million were infected, which implies a much higher rate than 2.4%. This is not as bad, but that doesn't take away that this disease is incredibly bad and nothing anyone alive today has ever experienced.