Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected" archive.is/jLP6C
>LATEST CASES 17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy. 08:39: 10 new cases in Norway. 08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines. 08:15: 42 new cases in Austria. 07:40: 103 new cases in Austria. 07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait. 07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. If Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.
>babies killed each day through abortion ww ~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%) >95% reduction in abortions ~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown >COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS ~6,000
That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.
Just because they cant get an abortion right now doesnt mean they're gonna carry that baby to full term and switch to being a good mother
Nathan Moore
>It's just a flu bro
Joseph Sullivan
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BOOMERINOS!!! NOT MY BELOVED 80 YEAR OLD GRANDPARINO!! Fuck off! I don't wanna work until I'm fucking 85. #BoomerRemover!
Uh... can we go back to the normal timeline now? This isn't fun anymore. I didn't realize a happening went like this. All the novelty was gone after like a month or two. Now I just feel a mixture of boredom and anxiety. Can this fizzle out already?
CHINA LOCKING DOWN CITIES AGAIN 2ND WAVE IN CHINA >CHINA LOCKING DOWN CITIES AGAIN 2ND WAVE IN CHINA CHINA LOCKING DOWN CITIES AGAIN 2ND WAVE IN CHINA >CHINA LOCKING DOWN CITIES AGAIN 2ND WAVE IN CHINA
This isnt funny anymore anonss I'm scared and couldnt convince my family to prep
Levi Adams
A lot of this fighting over and denial of resources between countries reminds me of the type of shit that leads up to a world war so let's hope that doesn't top off this mess
Christian Gray
>CCP now saying viruses are now coming from 'outside China' Why do they still keep up this charade? Nobody fucking believes even a word of it.
Just to say that corona chan has reached the Amazon.
The Brazilian State of Amazonas has had it's first corona chan infection. I believe it was in the city of Manaus, deep inside the jungle by the banks of the Amazonas River.
William Mitchell
>he think he won't have to work until he's dead once the economy crashes and there's a long term recession loving every laugh
Adrian Adams
>5 cases in my state on friday >13 cases Saturday >26 cases today AAAAAAAAA
>4 people at my uni confirmed infected >they had been to london >no quarantine upon returning home >Swedish emergency broadcast interrupted daily transmissions today >Wash hands lol It's been a pleasure shitposting with you lads
Listen here Jack, you can see that the first thing you want is the first day of the month for my wife for her to visit at a local airport for her birthday on the 29th September as we are staying in the USA and staying with her for September for our honeymoon as they are in a few months from the airport to us in a part of a lovely city for the first week in a lovely sunny cottage in the beautiful place in the lovely sunshine beautiful place with beautiful beaches and beautiful scenery
Buy a dinghy from some inbound rapefugees and set sail for Calais.
Benjamin James
Dont worry, once the collapse happens there will be lots of vulnerable thots willing to touch your peepee in exchange for a blanket and a pack of ramen.
Abortion is only legal during the first 12 weeks in the vast majority of European countries. A lockdown of 3 months would already make a great difference.
Christian Bennett
can someone make a coronachan as a thicc dominatrix sitting on my, er, your chest? i think it will really capture how she punishes your lungs
Jacob Allen
Using instacart to buy groceries. How to sanitize them?
Colton Watson
it's calles SARS-COV2 and the desease is COVID-19
Joseph Myers
welcome to the herd :^)
Jordan Harris
Let's call it something more creative than fucking COVID
>Reducing social care costs, protecting the economy, and solving the housing crisis through the power of THE HERD™ A stroke of genius, based and CUMPILLED
Julian Evans
>8% death rate this is way fucking worse than they told us
They're trying too hard at pretending that China's doing okay. Fucking pieces of shit.
Matthew Rivera
The AFS is returning ALL their students to their countries of origin. That includes Spain and Italy. As of right now there is an Air Europa plane with Honduran studens returning from Italy. This might be it for my small country. It was fun shitposting with you guys.
Yes, but why was SARS-CoV "SARS" but SARS-CoV-2 "COVID-19"?
No one in the media has mentioned SARS ONE FUCKING TIME.
James Gomez
China Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Bentley Roberts
>be me >arrange to see London government employees >no one signs up >one person messages me and says she'll try to come but is sick >tfw I immediately cancelled the whole thing
>find out about corona through Yas Forums in January >beyond broke as my startup company just begins to enter revenue streams >spend the past 3 months on over 14 flights to west coast and back to Ohio or Tennessee >SLC, Reno, LA, Fresno, Portland >Literally tomorrow we close our first massive deal >need to grab the cash, race home, stock up, and settle down just in time >just started seeing a girl two weeks ago after 4 years single >cant fly, deals on hold from imports affecting a partner, no money, feeling sick on and off for months
Im just happy I have enough ammo to fucking kill myself just in case
Any advice on utilizing credit lines? I have over 40k I could leverage in a pinch
Jace Morales
This is a digital market crash in the truest sense. There is no hurricane destroying houses and infrastructure. No bombs are leveling cities that will need to be rebuilt. No earthquake or tsunami is destroying real wealth. Keyword real.
Digits in computers are making people sad. That's the extent of this crash. Yes, people are getting sick and not working as much. Yes, people will miss work days. Schools will close. Some old people will die and pass their inheritances on. Some boats are delayed and factories are not making widgets.
And when it passes, roads, bridges, tunnels, piping, electrical grids, factories - everything will still be there. Everything.
The market, when it bounces back, is going to bounce back so much faster than most people currently realize because this is such an unprecedented natural disaster in the information age that its behavior has never been seen. And what hasn't been seen, small minds have trouble imagining, and hence predicting.
The stock market will continue to crash - for now. The digits will make more people even more sad. Measures will be passed for clemency to most debtors made during this crisis - because the red digits didn't actually destroy anything. Bailout digits will be created to cancel some debt digits. And then it will all be over.
Screencap this post. When it's over, it will be the greatest stock buying opportunity of your lives. It's NOT over yet, but just wait. The dawn will come and you'll be kicking yourselves if you don't get back in at that time.
>an outcome What a stupid site. There is no outcome within just 3-4 months. At least 1 year needs to be expected, to see what ultimately happens to the patients.
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AHAHAAHA
Donald Trump literally tried to buy German sicentist team who are creating a vaccine at the moment and wanted all rights for the vacccine and the scientists for USA alone.
but they were like fuck no, we will stay here and create the vaccine for the whole world and not for the USA.
I just wanna say that if there is any country that deserves to survive this shit it would be you sweden, you guys were dealt a bad hand a deserve some rest
Yes, but the WHO pushed HARD for COVID-19, and now the entire media is calling it either that or "Coronavirus" instead of "SARS 2" to push the urgency of the situation.
Justin Anderson
>3 cases in my city >all caused by tourists >more to come soon due to a cruiser that disembarked recently and which had 5 later confirmed cases Just fuck my shit up. We already prepped, but it is actually real. I give it a week until people are definitely panic buying.
Jacob Harris
>Pandemic >Pandemic 2 > THE PANDEMIC >Pand3mic >Mutation: the Pandemic
Sars-cov-2 is the virus that causes the disease covid-19.
Isaiah James
I can actually half read and understand that with 0 Czech knowledge. Interesting.
Ayden Davis
please do NOT try to understand the fucking WHO
they're a bunch of retardes paid to fool you...
call it what you want, people will understand what you're trying to say
Mason Howard
Not everyone who has it gets tested, brainlet. Actual death rate is closer to what you see in germany, where mild cases get tested as well, not just severe ones.
Kayden Smith
>go to petstore >out of mealworms for my leopard geckos, they never were before God damn it stop panicking
I just got a message from a friend who works at the hospital designated for infected, telling me the hospital is about to blow up, they have more than 1000 cases but they are hiding it and are considering declaring curfew today And worse, I'm living next to a nursing home for the elderly, I'm fucking dead
Aaron Foster
>UK cancels "herd immunity" plan amid controversy
Clown world . strap in till next week lads i cant wait
They literally do matter. No one gives a fuck about "Coronavirus" but if they had gone with "SARS 2" people would actually care about this.
Thomas Walker
You say that until you need us Hans
Hudson Murphy
What's he going to talk about? A lot of people from Washington state have been saying they've heard rumors about plans of quarantining people in their homes.
I THOUGHT I STILL HAD TIME TO MOVE TO THE USA GET A JOB AND BUY A GUN, BUT I SQUANDERED MY TIME AS A NEET JUST COOMING AND PLAYING VIDYA ALL DAY BROS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IM COMPLETELY UNARMED ON A STREET WITH REFUGEENIGGERS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This virus has been spreading throughout the west at the very earliest in November. It explains why everywhere had a really bad flu season with lots of unexplained respiratory related illnesses.
What we are experiencing now is the 2nd wave, and deadlier wave.
Asher Jenkins
It is the thundering 30s I am most looking forward to.
user, we're just starting in the US. How are you not excited? You did prep, right?
Julian Jackson
use the credit to short stocks with 10x leverage
Robert Martin
It's not the second wave faggot. The reason it was opened in the first place so China could say "HEY EVERYONE! WE GOT IT CONTAINED!" then they closed it down because it was fucking bullshit
Dylan Brown
UK is about to get RAPED. They just lost like 2 weeks to prepare.
Andrew Jenkins
>not being in isolation anyway before the virus even existed not gonna make it
>b-but China had it under controll >they used mobilization and communism to take controll fast and furious >I-Its under controll now, China isnt lying >mfw
Ok my dude, I hear you, so what you saying, it's a global killer?
Julian Smith
the usa is actually the devil. the mudslimes were right. DEATH TO MURICAN DOGS
Connor Richardson
>Wuflu >Kung-Flu
Grayson Cox
These threads move really fucking quick
Lucas Stewart
>people literally stocking bugs Good goys.
Cameron Cox
prepare your boipussy for mohammed and the rape gang
David Martinez
kek
Ayden Anderson
Fuck lol.
Good idea desu 1 month
Jason Wood
at what point did the divergence into being the weird timeline that appears in tv show for one episode because the cast fucked up something and got transferred into hell world
Ian Flores
WHEN DO WE NUKE CHINA
Lincoln Cook
another wal mart ad
Liam Lewis
Better eat it before it dies, don't waste anything in these dire times.
Austin Allen
You might need to go educate yourself again, greekbro.
Brody Martin
Don't worry bros The world population is going to experiment an increase in IQ after the pandemic ends. It only removes the retards Natural selection at its finest
I'm very smart when it comes to the math and I understand exponential growth. Plus my roommate's uncle teaches math at the local public high school so you can trust me on this. With the Corona victims doubling every week, we will see 250% of the US population dead by the end of the year. Be sure to stock up on toilet paper, I have enough to eat for the next six months.
you lazy ass, buy everything yourself, never trust normies
Evan Anderson
>when the post modern ((globalist)) world is so evil that a biblical tier pandemic ripping through it is actually saving lives and said lives are the most innocent like think about this it's SPARING THE CHILDREN
That's cool and all, but it probably doesn't mean anything due to the fact that SARS and MERS alone don't have a vaccine in the 17-20 years since the first outbreak... I doubt that Corona ever will. Not sure if it would help if scientists around the world pooled their knowledge together in this, instead of keeping it separate. One laboratory may have what another needs for a breakthrough and vice versa... Guess that in the end greed will prevail and we'll all die.
Lincoln Adams
This was taken on the Boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland. Expect the state to go full Mad Max soon.
Hopefully he will announce an indefinite suspension of all democratic activity in the US for the foreseeable future, as well as a dissolution of the Congress and Senate in favor of a single-branch executive system.
>UK cancels "herd immunity" plan amid controversy Nothing has changed and we are still going ahead with it, 2bit reporters just have no clue about this sort of thing
>BREAKING: Italy reports 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths, raising total to 24,747 cases and 1,809 dead That's 7.3% dead. user-kun, this stopped being funny a long time ago.
SCP-049: The Scourge! The Great Dying. Come now, you know, the, uh… (taps temple furiously) …what is it they call it, the… the… ah, no matter. The Pestilence, yes. It abounds outside these walls, you know. So many have succumbed, and many more will continue to, until such time as a perfect cure can be developed. (Leans back in its chair) Fortunately, I am very close. It is my duty in life to rid the world of it, you see. The Cure To End All Cures!
Dr. Hamm: When you say "The Great Dying", are you talking about the bubonic plague?
Yes, but your average guy on the street thinks it's just the flu bro.
"SARS 2" would have gotten the message across.
Lincoln Wood
>pregnancy isn’t an illness Sure as shit seems roasties are an illness and I’m glad they are forced to deal with the consequences of their promiscuous actions. Coronachan truly is more of a blessing than a curse.
latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-13/california-coronavirus-disney-shutdown-economy >Three of those cases are likely the result of community transmission, as the source of exposure is unknown >“Its very hard to know how many cases we have,” she said. >“More cases are now being reported every day than were reported in China at the height of its epidemic,” said WHO Nigger >Los Angeles Unified School District – the second largest school district in the U.S. – would shut down on Monday >“These next two weeks will be difficult, and we are not certain what lies ahead after that,” he said. >“Baptisms, weddings, and funerals may be celebrated but should be limited to immediate family,” >calls for “social distancing” to slow the spread >San Francisco announced it was closing its public schoolsfor three weeks,beginning Monday >Disneyland wasn’t the only iconic Southern California attraction facing closure >“The system is not really geared to what we need right now — what you are asking for,” >urging the administration to rapidly expand coronavirus testing capacity and to establish clear guidelines for when state and local government should deploy public health measures >“We need people to prevent the blood supply from getting depleted. We need it not to get to the point that surgeries are having to get canceled,” >Even as they scrambled to address the threat, public officials had to tend firefighters and police officers whose work exposed archive.is/TdZ0b
Why is everyone calling it the apocalypse? 6k deaths in 3 months seems far from that. I may be being naïve though. What's the general consensus on the eventual death toll?
Nicholas Powell
NCfag here, can confirm. Bugged out in January.
Nolan Adams
Anyone know what the fuck is happening in France tonight?
This shit is bad way worse than we even imagine. I don't buy the narrative about the virus the virus is the beginning and a symbol it is the horse of pestilence.
This is only phase 1 of some fucked up plan by the elites and I just don't believe Trump is some savior I think he is playing into their hands we are absolutely fucked lads but not by a disease by something much worse holy shit.
Thomas Jenkins
>China's doing okay >china, are you doing ok? >pic related china says no
Been feeling a bit unwell for the past few days... Not coughing or feeling short of breath but I do have diarrhoea, nausea, a sore throat and dizziness. I don't think I'm overly hot but don't have a thermometer to check. When I've looked at the coronavirus symptoms some of them match but I think it's more likely something else. When I put my symptoms in on a website though it suggested influenza. Anyone have some thoughts about if there's a chance it is coronavirus or what it could be?
Ayden Anderson
You can still kill niggers in the coming Chimp Out.
Daniel James
coronavirus cases usa 3,010 coronavirus cases (60) 2,815 cases nytimes.com , they are always way behind on the numbers , dont use them what site is best for getting US numbers??
>"Next time we might not be so lucky, you can have a virus where people feel well enough while they're infectious" - Bill Gates 2015 curfew incoming amerifags get ready ..,,, Btw, this sounds more like martial law then virus control. Gov. Andy Beshear said the state had to make the unusual move to protect others nearby. A CORONAVIRUS patient in Kentucky has been placed under 24/7 armed guard after refusing to self-isolate. Deputies are now stationed outside the 53-year-old man's house around-the-clock in Nelson County
usnews.com/news/best-states/new-jersey/articles/2020-03-14/2-week-suspension-of-nj-municipal-court-sessions-announced Puerto Rico’s governor, Wanda Vázquez, is closing all businesses except supermarkets, pharmacies, gas stations and banks and is instituting a curfew from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. until at least March 30 Dr. Anthony Fauci urges a 14-day “national shutdown” as coronavirus spreads U.S. citizens would have to make personal sacrifices and comply with government guidelines to avoid a “worst-case scenario.”
City Council members have begun calling on Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio to close restaurants and bars. Andrew Cuomo to President Trump: Mobilize the Military
Chase Perez
Because it's just a flu bro Drumpf is at fault not ongoing chink plagues
Blake Jones
>numbers can't go up retard
Connor Martinez
>Yes, but your average guy on the street thinks it's just the flu bro. How can you think "it's just a flu" if the entire city gets shut down?
Nobody even knows what SARS was, the average guy on the street didn't know it a 3 months ago and zoomers like me never heard of it to begin with.
Asher Hill
that is because you don't have as many people working on it and you can make way more money with a vaccine against corona
Carter Cook
>6000 dead in 4 months >AAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENINNNG!!!!!!! how many has the common flu killed this season again? please remind me, Yas Forums
That was the plan all along. Doesn't matter if we believe it in 2020, they want the fog of history to make it seem like the fought the disease but we're overtaken from the west's inability to fight it. How was that not obviously to everybody?
Ian Nelson
>3500 new cases in Italy WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? >WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? >WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? >WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? >WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? >WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ITALY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The point is that death rate is much closer to 1 or 2%. In germany it's even less than that. Not to mention that italy also reports deaths with coronavirus, not because of.
This is the German version of the Daily Mail on Sunday saying that an unnamed source said that Trump said that he wants to buy the vaccine for exclusive use.
Hearsay anonymous reporting from mediocre credibility news agency.
I've been having mild breathing difficulties and occasional dry cough (like every hour or so) for the past week, but never any fever. Do I just have a very mild case (assuming I am infected), or is my body just rolling over and dying without any resistance?
Carson Taylor
Because that would be illegal!!!!
Noah Allen
>merica's survival equates to the world's survival, so you need us to be cured first >Trump offers 'large sums' for exclusive access to coronavirus vaccine
German government tries to fight off aggressive takeover bid by US
>Unironically America's survival equates to the world's survival, so you need us to be cured first >3rd worlder Mexico City is going ahead with Vive Corona-chan Latino —70,000 tickets had been sold for each of the festival’s two days.
Unironically Americans are just selfish as frick and sometimes straight evil. kek at least she does not want to steal a vaccine and preserve all rights to her own country alone
Jordan Hernandez
lolwut HahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>Switzerland >one of the countries most affected by the coronavirus worldwide
, Italy has the world's highest per capita rate of positive coronavirus, As of 14 March 2020, there have been 24,747 cases and 1,809 dead en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Italy >Switzerland is one of the countries most affected by the coronavirus worldwide, with over 1563 confirmed cases and 14 deaths. March 14.
NURGLITE NORFS FROM THE BRITS ARE INCOMING 2ND WAVE IN CHINA COMMENCING Happy fucking birthday you Austria-user. This shit just couldn't get any better now can it?
Pandemic Pandemic 2: Mutation Pandemic 3D (different writer) Pandemic: Origins (prequel) Pandemic (2020) (reboot with black main lead and written by all women) Pandemic 3 (from the creator/writer of Pandemic, Pandemic: Mutation and Pandemic: Origins)
Liam Brown
Whatever it is, there is only so much you can do. Stay home, keep your strength up. Hot teas and hearty stews are your friend. Stay hydrated.
>nnnoooooo you see, just because he had coronachan and died by choking in his own lung fluids doesn't me he died BECAUSE of coronachan it's a nothingburger
Two American emergency-room doctors — one in Washington State and one in New Jersey — in critical condition with Covid-19 Meanwhile, Daniel Goldman, who as the top investigator for the House Intelligence Committee played a leading role in the impeachment of President Trump, has tested positive with Covid-19
Grayson Morris
are you dumb? ignore them. They have the flu, idiot
>17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy. WHEN WILL THE HORROR END
Robert Taylor
I'm so glad that Corona-Chan means more niggers and white trash are going to be having babies they didn't want. I'm sure they'll suddenly become decent people and totally won't just abuse their unwanted child until they either kill them or the kid commits suicide.
I know, that was the cause for the high early death rates early on. But now they are in that trap where triage and overexpanded resources fuck them seven ways till sunday. This will get much worse before it gets better.
