/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2101 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

France is supposed to be under lockdown.
Meanwhile in Paris
twitter.com/ClementLanot/status/1239213827964747777?s=19

COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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Who /gonna make it/ here?

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dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

fuck this psychopath country.

coronavirus has arrived here
tomorrow many schools are closed
hold me guys
we are scared

NUKE CHINA

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techtimes.com/articles/247969/20200311/the-coronavirus-has-reached-the-arctic-one-tests-positive-for-the-virus-and-20-more-are-quarantined.htm
>This member that contracted the virus works on a key part of the mission, which is the aerial element of the expedition that uses scientific aircraft to gather measurements all over Polarstern to give more information for those who are being taken to the ship.
>20 other members being quarantined. All of the affected members are currently staying in their own homes and being quarantined for 14-days. Though they are not stationed in the arctic
>The MOSAiC coronavirus infection is the third major virus outbreak to hit a large cruise liner. The other two are the Diamond Princess which was under quarantine for two weeks in Yokohama, Japan and the Grand Princess which was held off at the northern California coast.
>It is terrifying how extremely fast this virus has spread all over the world. Now reaching the North Pole.
archive.is/VIYhc

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Let me start as I always do with the latest data:
SARS:
>8,098 cases, resulting in 774 deaths - CFR 11%
MERS:
>2,494 cases, resulting in 858 deaths - CFR 34.4%
COVID-19:
>160,895 cases, resulting in 6,204 deaths, 78,780 recovered
>President Trump confirmed in his press briefing that COVID-19 was essentially like the flu, noting most cases would result in minor sniffles.
britannica.com/science/case-fatality-rate
>21/2/20 - Chinese cases continue to decline
>euronews.com/2020/02/13/debunked-this-images-doesn-t-show-extent-of-corpse-burning-in-wuhan
>19,000 die officially EVERYDAY in China.
>I heard this virus is similiar to HIV, is that true? No, pajeet papers were discredited.
>Wuhan Institute of Virology is funded by the US
>COVID-19 is quite weak, 80% will show only minor/nil symptoms. WHO reports less lethal than SARS or MERS.
>Deaths are largely caused by comorbidity, those already suffering from serious disease are at risk of perishing.
>Patient zero infected by wild animals sold at a seafood market in Wuhan.
>CCP should be praised for the sacrifices made to limit global spread.
>Infection peak has passed as of 28/1/2020, minor clusters of family members travelling to foreign nations will not self-sustain.
>The WHO has 100% confidence in the measures taken by the Chinese government and is happy with current data sharing.
>American President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude on behalf of the American people and thanked President Xi.
>CDC estimates that influenza has resulted in between 9 million – 45 million illnesses, between 140,000 – 810,000 hospitalizations and between 12,000 – 61,000 deaths annually since 2010.
>15,292 people were fatally shot in The United States in 2019
Trusted media sources & how you can help:
>CGTN and Chinese Peoples Daily.

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Sauce now, not that I doubt it, but it is useful for sharing.

>my mom is coofing in the other room

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CHECKED

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!!!

MORE THAN 24.000 CONFIRMED CASES BABY!
350 DEATHS IN A SINGLE DAY!
MORE ACTIVE CASES THAN FUCKING CHINA!

FIRST COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA WITH OVER 24.000 CASES!
FUCK SPAIN!
FUCK FRANCE!
AND FUCK GERMANY!

SIAMO CAMPIONI DEL MONDO PASTABROS!

ALZIAMO QUESTA COPPA AL CIELO!

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

youtube.com/watch?v=WOYv7PgtCrw

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How long until a quarter million infected?

WHY AREN'T YOU NUKING CHINA AT THIS VERY MOMENT
WHY DIDN'T YOU GLASS THE CONTINENT BEFORE THE BREACH
WHY AREN'T YOU NUKING ITALY TO STOP THE SPREAD

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CHINESE NUMBERS ARE A LIE

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Press D to bad on italy

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Im waiting for the breakdown and some full scale looting in America. It'll make the race riots look like a joke

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/what-is-a-pandemic-coronavirus-covid-19
>Declaring a pandemic has nothing to do with changes to the characteristics of a disease, but is instead associated with concerns over its geographic spread.
>second wave of infection from person to person throughout the community
>more likely that community spread will eventually happen, and governments and health systems need to ensure they are prepared for that
>Sars coronavirus, identified in 2003, was not declared a pandemic by the WHO despite affecting 26 countries.
>If declaring a pandemic triggers global panic, this can defeat the purpose of trying to raise awareness
>“pandemic” does not signal a change in its advice
>“The change of term does not alter anything practically as the world has been advised for the last few weeks to prepare for a potential pandemic, which has hopefully been taken seriously by all countries.
archive.is/JcZI4

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QUICK BROS, WHICH SHOULD I LEVEL

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You should have listened. Yas Forums is always right.
Prepped in January, bunkered down weeks ago

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I HATE THE FRENCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Death rate is much lower because not everyone who has it has symptoms and thus won't get tested.
The actual death rate is like the one in germany where lots of people get tested, mild or severe, not only the ones who are already in hospitals (like in Shitaly).

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Lads I'm scared now

Reminder that this is what YOU are going to be dealing with in a matter of weeks or even days.

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>Transexuals make a virus that wipes out boomers
HOLY FUCKING BASED AND EMPOWERED

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WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
>WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
>WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
>WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY
>WE'RE ALREADY UP NEARLY 11,000 CASES COMPARED TO YESTERDAY

>only increasing a few thousand each day tops

at this rate, we'll break 500,000 total cases by AUGUST.

this actually really is a....
well. i wont say its a nothingburger, but its like a....

VEGGIE BURGER.

Basilicata looks comfy as fuck

PARTY IS JUST GETTIN STARTED

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"Herd immunity". That's what they think of their people. A "herd". Like cattle to farm and cull as they please.

metro.co.uk/2020/03/12/people-coronavirus-italy-refuse-self-isolate-face-murder-charges-12385790/
>avoid going into quarantine could risk being charged with attempted murder
>Citizens have also been told they are not allowed to travel unless for pressing health or work reasons.
>risk being charged with causing injury and be jailed for six months to three years
>pass the bug to an elderly person ‘intentional murder’ and could spend up to 21 years behind bars
>Authorities say anyone who tries to bypass Italian restrictions by lying about urgent reasons they need to move around the country could be charged with false attestation to a public official and could be jailed for one to six years if found guilty
archive.is/8XLYt

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POST CUTE SOMETHINGBURGERS

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PRAISE DARK GODS
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2weeks

mfw my tinder and bumble matches are blowing up

used to get like 3-4 a week now I'm getting 2-3 a day

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b-but user, that's racist

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Its not even one big rally, it is many big rallies all across the country, happening through all day today.
Those people either have a death wish or are buying the "its just a flu" narrative.

POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
>POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
>50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
>POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
>50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
>POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
>50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
>POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
>50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
>POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
>50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
>POSSIBLE THIRD STRAIN FROM SECOND MUTATION IN ITALY
50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS
>50% DEATH RATE LAST 24 HOURS

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Does anyone have US data on 2020 pneumonia numbers? The focus on flu is weird

nooooo not gramma and grandpaaaaaaa nooooooo stop going outsiiiiiiidearinooo

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Reminder; fuck jews and niggers, spics too. Dont help any in need.

we need more deaths lads.
more
more
more

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What's the original of the hazmat edit for the OP's img?

Farewell bros

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This was added to the google site
google.com/search?q=coronavirus tips&fbx=dothefive

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Rouge

>2,101 threads for the flu

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Rogue is more fun lad

if so i pray somebody spreads it back to China. I want them fucking gone.

Gonna need sauce on that chief

BOOMER BROS NOT LIKE THIS

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76 cases?
>piñera talking about vaxxing against influenza
Is this guy retarded

Warlock is the BEST bro

Italy's done well to secure Corona's place in the world. Why contain it?

NHS is letting chink aids murder the boomers
Not sure if based

Based numbers campioni

Gives me the wierdest boner

> mfw Italy's numbers

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That whole "pool guard" in da ghetto cracks me right up

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Friendly reminder to kill every american you see, shoot them on sight.
America created Corona-chan to kill or make infertile population of China, Iran, EU and Russia.
In less than 3 months amerimutts will start selling you a (((vaccine))), price will start at 100000$. Screencap this.

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True member of the Joestar clan

youtube.com/watch?v=v3P6lXxS8EU

The Netherlands just announced it will close their schools, sportclubs and all foodplaces untill 6th of april
ad.nl/binnenland/live-scholen-horeca-kinderopvang-en-sportclubs-in-hele-land-dicht-vanwege-coronacrisis~a3523299/

Source or bullshit user.

cnbc.com/2020/03/12/top-us-health-official-says-coronavirus-testing-system-is-failing.html
>nation cannot process coronavirus tests as quickly, easily or in the same volume as other countries
>“The system is not really geared to what we need right now, what you are asking for. That is a failing,”
>“The idea of anybody getting it easily the way people in other countries are doing it, we’re not set up for that. Do I think we should be? Yes. But we’re not,”
>The CDC has the capacity to process between 300 and 350 tests a day
> CDC is currently trying to set up broader testing in six cities
>“There’s not enough equipment, there’s not enough people, there’s not enough internal capacity, there’s no search capacity.”
archive.is/xhQ3y

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>lol why am i wearing this seat belt? i haven’t had a car crash in so long... fucking nothing burger

mage

China 2nd wave incoming. Shit is going down yo.

mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238882326127525889

mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238876456224272384

>Russia 63
So, they are lying out of their ass right?

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Italy why the fuck dd you put so much pepperoni in this something pizza?

>Puglia numbers doubled in 24 hours

I guess this is the end bros

>Trusted media sources & how you can help:
>CGTN and Chinese Peoples Daily.

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Ich musste aber schon auch ein wenig lachen, als ich das hörte. :3

H E R D I M M U N I T Y

Posting from last /cvg/

Gonna interject since you're giving him bad info, n95 paper masks will give at least some protection, it's activated charcoal not "coal" you larping nigger

Other user get p100 filters for your mask for absolute protection, they are overkill but if this virus mutates again you will want whatever your life is worth

WASH HANDS AFTER TOILET ALREADY

there is a reasone why i armed myself even before i bought supplys.

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lold

Mamma mia

Based. I mean we already know this. The Death Princess didn't result in extraordinary +10% casualties despite being a boomer ship. But some people have to invent their own stories.

Well, be comforted... There will be far fewer of them soon

Kek

I have a feeling this might not be a nothingburger after all.

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Can you use a manual respirator on your self if the ICU’s get overwhelmed?

Same

How are things in Italy with doctors and nurses. Arent they soon to collapse? I can't imagine working like this

I think i have mild symptoms boys (mild headache/temperature/sweating), what do?

YOU WILL NEVER GET ME NURGLE THE FLESH MAY BE WEAK BUT METAL ISN'T

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that actually sounds biblical
that a pandemic slowly destroying the world actually saves lives because the world it is infecting is so fucking evil

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>Trump is going to lose the elections because of the flu
kekked and checked

This I can't eat my candy provisions unless more people here die.

No yours is at 7,3% now.

The global one is at 3,8%. 6,455/167,293

You're really proud of that, aren't you woperino?

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F

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BOOMERINOS!!! NOT MY BELOVED 80 YEAR OLD GRANDPARINO!!

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3M Fahrenheit's look badass. I got faggy red Uvex's.

Their lockdown worked but they started work too early. This is expected.

>implying Bernie or Biden will survive this

>real emergencies

Kek, this year is already better then the last 5 ones combined.

Doubt ill make it. Looking at the ability to sue my employer if I get sick though. Providing fucking extra bottles of hand sanitizer shouldnt be enough to absolve them from forcing me to work amongst a bunch of coofers. Need to find a good kike legal team to sue these faggots for big bucks.

I..i think i'll be careful what I meme for in future

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Honestly you people laugh at coomers, but you really dont do enough cooming yourselves. The average person cooms 5 times per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 140 cooms a week. Over 4000 a month. Cooming will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

wheres that WHO shit list that lists wuflu lowest tier

this shit is fuckedup

cnbc.com/2020/03/12/major-league-soccer-suspends-season-for-30-days-amid-concern-over-coronavirus.html
>Major League Soccer suspended match play for 30 days effective immediately Thursday
>based on the advice and guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Public Health Agency Canada
>Coronachan upends sports worldwide amid concern that large public events will exacerbate the transmission of the illness
>soccer and the basketball teams share the same training facility
archive.is/QK60i

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This virus is so comfy. Finally the happening we've been waiting for so long

the same amount of people recovering in italy are dying

and don't forget
you can get reinfected

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Basilicata is literally living in the medieval ages, without the plague though

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>archive.is/Z8GOR
That is not a lockdown.
Fuck i got scared for a second.
Lockdown will come in a few days likely, heard rumors about wednesday.

Yes, Italy health system is collapsing.

Panic Normies on Twitter and Preppar, next week quarantine in Mexico.

What future?

You are too dense to understand that painting and posting it in this context shows how much of a mongoloid you are

>tfw i always touch my face habitually

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There is no god

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That's literally the case for anything.

>oi SUUK

WUT

how are you gonna pump yourself while you’re asleep?

Does some regions have reach the peak? Or not yet?

You have these graphs from previous days?

I wish had I had a Fahrenheit, only have this Uvex

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Article from Newt Gingrich telling people to take it seriously
newsweek.com/newt-gingrich-i-am-italy-amid-coronavirus-crisis-america-must-act-now-act-big-opinion-1492270

A daily reminder that this is all CCP and Tedros' fault.

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vox.com/world/2020/3/15/21180414/coronavirus-uk-herd-immunity-vallance-johnson
UK TO BACK OFF HERD IMMUNITY RESPONSE!!!

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HELP BRO WHAT CROSSBOW SHOULD I BUY???

The dragons belly will drip with water.

The wet markets of China, its a sign.

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you shouldn't be allowed as much vidya-violence as you obv are

Yes. it's horrible here

FUCK ALARMISTFAGS
>FUCK ALARMISTFAGS
FUCK ALARMISTFAGS
>FUCK ALARMISTFAGS
FUCK ALARMISTFAGS
>FUCK ALARMISTFAGS

meanwhile in bolish florist shob :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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NURGLE'S GONNA OXIDIZE YOUR SHITTY METALS

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Kumiko will save you. No need to worry.

>went to a bar last night
>all the college kids were making out, twerking with their hands on the floor and shit
Yeah I’m thinking America is fucked lads

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I don't understand this. Reports of doctors were saying they were leaving people over 65 to die as of last week. Increasing it to 80 is, if anything, good news.

Guys what if the boomers are just the first to die off but the virus eventually kills everyone it infects

It just needs more time to work down healthy immune systems

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Strong suggestion that this should hit india and bangladesh.

there are too many people in the world
too many black people
too many weak people

I rememberd when Tedros said you don't need to stop traveling

You will die horribly then

not an argument

bro what crossbow do i buy?

im gonna yank my ETH stash and buy one.

This is our president, Jair Messias Bolsonaro, in front of his supporters, moments later he started SHAKING HANDS with them.

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Trump tries to buy CoViD-19 vaccine exclusively to states. Not to make money, but to use only for U.S. citizens.

>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000006440475.html?utm_medium=social&utm_content=android.is.fi&utm_source=whatsapp&utm_campaign=whatsapp-share

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This is what we have been trying to tell you all, 2nd wave is innevitable

no idiot, the death spike isn't from a new strain, it's just because the hospitals in Lombardy have hit max capacity and they've started triaging patients. The old are just being left to die now, expect the rate to climb even higher.

>Body temperature keeps fluctuating from 35.4ºC to 36.2ºC
WHAT DOES IT MEANS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Do polish women like memes? :-DD

A ballista.

>No, pajeet papers were discredited.
Not really true
The story behind the withdrawal

>vox
how much s oy do you drink?

...

russian numbers are as trustworthy as chinese numbers

I love CAMPIONI DEL MONDO Italiabro

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>n95 doesnt stop it
which is why n95 is what the doctors and nurses will be using to treat the patients

you understand that they saod this to stop people from crashing the supply chain for the medical professionals, yeah?

WHO ELSE HERE /IMMUNE/

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hahahahahahaha
mmmm
deebly goncerning

obasan ojisan ... yametekudasai
i will defeat the virus, you go save minasan

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Source plz

I've been waiting for the zombie apocalypse.

No city on Earth will get hit harder than Toronto. Prove me wrong.

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Russia is fucking fucked, lmbo
Their official numbers is that only people who have gotten corona are ones who visited other countries and got infected there
but Rospotrebnadzor, their consumer rights agency released warning about several new infections that had happened inside the country
after people had a little time to think about that and asked for more info, it was all declared lies, misunderstanding, enemy propaganda and the official decided to take a vacation in Siberia anyway, all is fine

so yeah, it's spreading unchecked in Russia

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>warrior main
Cringe

Ahahahahahahahah based

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my rogue has engineering over 100. Why does it feel so not fun? I'm leveling as swords and not daggers but it feels so limiting. I have like 2-3 moves I can actually use? Also I feel like I miss 60% of attacks

((Lookner)) live soon

top growth already achieved, we won't see more than 80k cases
NOTHINGBURGER
>NOTHINGBURGER

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

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>australian flag
Chink confirmed fuck off

based

Maybe they thought it was just a cute drawing :3

Dont listen to these UD rogue queers
Warrior or bust

explain the painting Hans

>All pubs and bars in the Republic of Ireland have been ordered to close from Sunday evening to tackle the Covid-19 outbreak.

theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/15/coronavirus-latest-updates-trump-tests-negative-as-spain-orders-nationwide-lockdown-uk-us-australia-italy-europe-global-economy

Okay, now I'm starting to worry... is this not a nothingburger after all?

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Praise the lord

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Ibuprofen should be banned. I was taking some during a flu a few years ago and it was the worst sickness ever.

they like your passport more.

Herd Immunity > Hysterical Mediterraneans

Fuck off, Chang.

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this isn't really funny anymore desu

They are all sold out in most places. Get stuff from the hardware store to make one.

Great nothingburger retards it just died less than the 0.000001% of the population. Imagine panicking over some boomer flu

Please put lookner back in pasta

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>American jews buy vaccine from German jews
>drumpf and germans take the blame for being greedy and evil

Nice meme but prolly 1 week at this insane rate

based

This applies to any illness, retard

I hope they sell because that would be such a fucking redpill about how retarded medical patents are that it would probably cause EU citizens to vote that shit away

FOOD SHORTAGE BEGINS IN SWEDEN
>FOOD SHORTAGE BEGINS IN SWEDEN
FOOD SHORTAGE BEGINS IN SWEDEN
>FOOD SHORTAGE BEGINS IN SWEDEN

I'm not worried, though. The government tells us the food supply will not be affected. No need to prep.

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>more threads than dea--
shit.
this happening isnt fun anymore

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WE ARE SAVED

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anybody in san diego? helicopters almost nonstop

>between 300 and 350 tests a day
What the FUCK is wrong with American Healthcare? Making primers for a fucking virus that has already been sequenced months ago and getting a decent fluorophore shouldn't be a fucking issue. Does your whole country only have 300 fucking thermocyclers or what?

Riots as Paddies suffer alcohol withdrawal symptoms from not being able to binge drink Guinness

You need more than luck to unite Ireland and survive this now

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1. Quarantine all countries everywhere for a week.
2. Test everybody for the virus.
3. Shoot all the people who've tested positive.

There, coronavirus is kill.

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typical women :(

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>worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>niggercattle herd flag

oh no not the six thousand dead 80 year olds cross the globe

He is a jew, thats what jews do. Jews gonna jew.

>parisians
Good riddance.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd fugggggggggggg

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Salvador president, close frontiers, prepare big hospital, control supply chain and start quarantine.

With Zero cases based president.

And redpill whole country using Twitter Account
twitter.com/nayibbukele

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no it's not you mong, last week they announced they were starting triage on patients over 65 - and now they're announcing they will not even look at patients over 80. This means things are getting much worse

As a happening fag for years now, I have to say something:

THANK YOU CHINA. You finally gave me what I longed for, for years.
Russia, Trump, Assad, Isis all proved to be nothingburgers. But you actually created a happening.

BASED CHINA

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wow you are so smart and cool and I so dumb and incapable of abstract thought

>Trusted media sources & how you can help:
>CGTN and Chinese Peoples Daily.

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Thank you, I know a lot of anons are mad at you but I think you're a real good slice

limmy looking rough

How is based Korea doing?

*încubates for 14 days

nothing personal

Everyday is a happening, cases and deaths keep rising no end in sight.
When will there be fucking riots?
Paris seems like a safe bet.

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When will italy get this herd immunity?

This is serious crisis management mistake
Aborting niggers is ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL

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OH FUG :DDDDDD

güldür güldür bölüm

nxg redback 70 bucks 80 pound single shot with broadhead 6.5 inch bolts.
cobra adder 250 bucks 130 pound repeating crossbow with a 5 bolt magazine and 7.5 inch botkin bolts.
you can get both in most hunting and survival shops.
if your a richfag get a steambow the damn thing is the best crossbow ever but costs 2500

So we can all agree the happening is cancelled then, I guess.
Real numbers are probably +100k infected in Italy right now.

My esstony Nooooo

Hahaha. Glorious

Jack Ma donated a million test kits to the US

based

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its already killing people in their 20's and can cause neurological damage

This virus has already been outside China mid november.

Most people have probably had it, the really bad flu season in december was actually just wuflu.

The only difference is that reinfection is possible (and deadlier) and that we are currently in the 2nd wave.

prove me wrong
>you can't

Yas Forums is the boomer board. Of course they're gonna panic.

>more threads than infected in my country
Still funny to me.

my warrior is 60 bro

250 Moroccans fled from the Covid-19 in Italy roam Algeciras along the closed border

OH NONONONONONONO
>OH NONONONONONONO
OH NONONONONONONO
>OH NONONONONONONO
OH NONONONONONONO
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OH NONONONONONONO
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OH NONONONONONONO
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>OH NONONONONONONO

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Anyone going to tell em?

>millions of dead anglos

PRAISE BORIS
>PRAISE BORIS
PRAISE BORIS
>PRAISE BORIS
PRAISE BORIS
>PRAISE BORIS
PRAISE BORIS
>PRAISE BORIS

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based Lebanese

a single person broke quarantine and ended up infecting over a thousand people

>pregnant Corona-chan
Who fucked her?

Based polish bros

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no meat on burger :DDDDD

based poland

>JESUS CHINA SECOND WAVE IS REAL

JESUS CHINA SECOND WAVE IS REAL

>JESUS CHINA SECOND WAVE IS REAL

JESUS CHINA SECOND WAVE IS REAL

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736?s=19

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What’s Italy’s survival rate? Could you calculate that for me please with the same method you discovered the death rate.

fucking based

Fear porn. Get a life Jew

You're right it's not funny anymore. Its god damn hilarious. I love you Corona-chan!

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>He thinks America will be stable enough for civil suits

god i'm praying every single one of them leaves for good and never comes back

Can confirm. I just died from Corona-chan. And my cat too.

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>THE DUMB NURGLE CULTIST DOESN'T KNOW MY BODY IS MADE OUT OF CHROMIUM, WHICH AUTOMATICALLY PROTECTS ITSELF FROM OXIDIZATION
The omnissiah protects!

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The final stage of Clown World is:
All the world becomes Yas Forums

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>implying tests can catch asymptotic spreaders

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KEK

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>believing some hapa whore

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>A gathering at a mosque in Malaysia that attracted 16,000 attendees has been linked to a major spike in infections in the country, as well as clusters of cases elsewhere.

>On Sunday, officials in Malaysia confirmed that 190 new patients had been identified, the biggest leap in cases in the country yet, making it the worst-hit nation in Southeast Asia

lmao

>taking an anti-inflammatory for flu

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see this and get a gun you burger nigger

then you wonder how you lost the war

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Shouldn't wuhan be completely wiped out by now? Otherwise this virus isn't as bad as people claim

>CHINA LOCKDOWN AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CCP BTFO

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Why is the death rate of the infected so damn high in itally... shits like 8%

there genuinely is not enough hatred for the chinese.

i hope the average right winger becomes HORRENDOUSLY racist towards the chinks.
they deserve it.

only a subhuman worthy of eradication would eat BAT SOUP, horse meat, STYROFOAM MEAT, and other """rare""" meats

Those 3 are contacts of known infected who got it on Russian soil. No info about them has been retracted.
Does Finland still test people or did you already give up like Sweden?

>aborting more whites than niggers is essential
good goy

what to expect from fascists - lesson 1

>Tianmen
Here we go again.

It has to do with the fact that we're underreporting mild cases because they're not even testing anymore, we only test hospitalized cases. But still, it is worrying.

Fuckin nice, try to re-write the bible, get fucked chinks

we were expecting this

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ISRAELI PM NETANYAHU HAS TESTED NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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>The CDC has the capacity to process between 300 and 350 tests a day
Even Pakis, literally subhuman apes can test 10k cases a day.. WTF!

So..sealing off taxis 2638 kilometers north of Wuhan.

.wew, lads. Corona-chan, she really gets around.

forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2020/03/10/coachella-postponed-over-coronavirus-fears-multiple-sources-confirm/#2c43694e4d23
>Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival has been postponed over coronachan concerns
>from the weekends of April 10 and 17 to the weekends of October 9 and 16
>When South By Southwest was officially quashed this past Friday,it seemed inevitablethat Coachella would be next.
>“Having no examples of our national health department’s ability to get ahead of this, we have no reason to believe that it will be under control in the coming weeks,”
>As the weather warms, the touring season typically heats up—this year, concert giant Live Nation expects 70% of its attendance in the second half of the year
archive.is/RznVP

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Classic.

>using sars-cov-2 instead of globohomo covid19
based and redbilled :DDDDDD

r.i.p. your kot ;_;

Tomorrow it should be announced that the UK are closing there boarders

kaksoispiste de de

There are talks of banning the sale of alcohol in Estonia

NOOOOO YOU FUCKS BETTER NOT, THE FUCK IM GONNA DO THEN

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gurwa :DDDDD

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thanks bro

They are still trying to price it properly. Between 2 and 5 thousand $. Per test.

I want the world to end. The stupidity of people during this pandemic is endless. Some of the retards wants us to hold our hands and just die together.

stop being histerical like women. Here I slay pussy left and right like a true chad while you hunker in your bunkers afraid like litle children. Why u scared of nothingburger boomer virus. I just had the coronaara virus and was just a mild cough for a few days. Hah, truly pathetic. But what did i expect coming to this place. Oh well, Stacy just called and needs a dickin, so im off. She even suggested a threesome. Cya losers.

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>>implying tests can catch asymptotic spreaders
they can , most people here who tested positive are asymptomatic

numbers for a second wave that wipes all china for good this time

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>13/50
>new orleans
>chicongo
>literally any inner city
Some memes aren't just memes dad

GLORIOUS CHINA RECOVERED AND SHALL STAND FOR ETERNITY
ALL GWEILO WILL PERISH

Most likely. Consider that the virus is expected to have a rise of cases in the south during mid April. Because here didn't explode yet. And my country is currently in full lockdown. There's no way, thinking of it logically, that chinese numbers are actually real.

I check my products to see if they're Made in China, if they are, then I don't buy them.

I also give them the look whenever I walk pass them.

Jesus christ stock up while you can

>fascists
imagine being such a retarded MSM victim

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Yas Forums will laugh at us when this explode in latin america.

South africa is implementing a travel ban to high risk countries, closing down 37 ports and closing schools until after easter holidays.

at our church here in burger land we have been praying for people over seas for months. some user tipped us off about what was happening some time back. praying for you bro

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The UK is going to be a bloodbath given whats happening in China. It will be fun to watch from my bunker and I choke to death on my own fluids

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>St.Petersburg, where 5 corona cases was reported in the last 24h
>russian premier league match
>not cancelled btw
>60000 ppl capacity stadium
>people on a stands are chanting "We're all gonna die"
Not sure if brave or retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=DX3b_U-Z2u0