/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2100 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 163,588 ► Died: 6,087 ((608%)

>NEWS
Spain police clears the streets, "Go back to your homes!"
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Portugal shuts down schools
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Poland shuts down borders
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Most German states shut down schools
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>RESEARCH
Testicular damage
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
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Switzerland only testing high risk patients
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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>LATEST CASES
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria.
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,407 (+96) Germany +1,021 (+2) US +200 (+5) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +232 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +63 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +35 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) France +30 Norway +106 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Qatar +64 Canada +50 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Cze. Rep. +42 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Estonia +56 Iceland +10 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Poland +15 Indonesia +21 Thailand +32 Kuwait +8 Iraq +1 India +11 Lebanon +6 UAE +13 Chile +14 Russia +4 Luxembourg +8 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Slovakia +10 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 S. Africa +13 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Serbia +2 Albania +4 Mexico +15 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Faeroes +1 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Jordan +7 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Andorra +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 St. Lucia +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1 Uzbekistan +1… Total +7,016 (+264)

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Listen here jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. If Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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>only boomers die
Why should I be scared again?

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS
>3590 NEW CASES AND 368 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 24.747 CASES AND 1809 DEATHS

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>368 new deaths in Italy announced just now live

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STRAP IN BOYZ WE'RE GOING PLACES

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>Argentina is whiter than italy

what timeline is this

NEW ITALY NUMBERS

>Ongoing cases: 20.603 (+2.853)
>Dead: 1.809 (+368)
>Recovered: 2.335 (+369)
>in ICU: 1.672 (+154)

>Total cases: 24.747 (+3.590, +17%)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SHITALY IS FINISHED

>your life is just starting to look a bit better
>this occurs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

some people between 0-30 have died without any pre-existing conditions

PLEASE LET ME OFF I WANNA GO BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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ohnononono roasties on suicide watch

Why are europeans so fucking retarded
>trump no humanity for european travel ban
>I love macron when he said we need to help others
>if we sink we all should sink
>trump is just showing off
Too unbearable to continue more
youtube.com/watch?v=sdkg_UKi-4c

F

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THE STATE OF NEW YORK:

Tests Done: 5,272
Infections: 729
Intensive Care: 137

The state is at 80% ICU occupancy and has a total of 3100 beds.

they're fucked.

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

fuck this psychopath country.

So what's Italy next step of their masterplan?
Are they going full China now?

>368 +60 year olds

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>only 111 tests so far
>23% positive
How fucked are we?

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same

review brah will save us all

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ITALY 50% DEATH RATE
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2853 NEW CASES NOT 3590 FUCKTARD

PLEASE ADD LINKS TO THE CVG OP
(You) (Cross-thread)
> (You) (Cross-thread)
(You) (Cross-thread)
> (You) (Cross-thread)

emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
>emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
>emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/

EVERYTHING UP TO DATE ON CORONACHAN ON ONE WEBSITE

...

next you lie about having it under control suddenly only reporting 10 new cases daily

Fucking cheeto retard
Germany might do something against this though

NUKE CHINA NOW

HERD IMMUNITY WHEN

>yfw China pretended to have infected themselves and suffered huge revenue losses to remove all suspicion, but unleashed the real strain in Italy

2 infected patients in the Tampa Cancer hospital
>2 infected patients in the Tampa Cancer hospital
2 infected patients in the Tampa Cancer hospital
>2 infected patients in the Tampa Cancer hospital
2 infected patients in the Tampa Cancer hospital
>2 infected patients in the Tampa Cancer hospital

It was supposed to be a tv film

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You're literally Italy two weeks ago, have fun

Who else happy that they listened?

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>last time corona chan was updated was 50,000

>now almost at 200,000

so.
what went wrong?

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+3590
+2853

Which one is it?

Pic related, wuhan in a few moments

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Corona-chan plz

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MY UNI IS CLOSED TIME TO PARTY AND SPREAD THE COOF

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Someone post that Yas Forums picardia that says "when it kills you inside that you're always right"

THIS WILL BE THE REST OF THE WORLD IN THREE WEEKS

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How can they prove I'm not outside to go grocery shopping?

>ReviewBrah now looks like an anime villian
Is he behind coronavirus?

It wasn't a nothingburger after all

Hey americans is it true that your retarded citizens are calling it trumpvirus now?

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>source: my ass

well I read that bbc article and it says that maybe over 70's and the vulnerable would have to self isolate for maybe 3 months , and I'm an asthmatic fatty with high blood pressure , would I be in the vulnerable category?
can the government actually make me stay at home?

Just think, one day some user will look back on this post in the archives and think
>Only 368 deaths? Man, the early days were easy.

Rh- blood type are immune to Corona-chan

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Just your average 368 deaths per day mostly concentrated in a few states within Italy flu.

2853

Say hello the to the next Italy. Malaysia now has 428 cases, up from 238 yesterday. Muslims spreading it everywhere.

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>PLEASE ADD LINKS TO THE CVG OP
>(You)(Cross-thread) (You) (Cross-thread)

>emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/

ARCHIVE archive.is/QTF1o
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archive.is/QTF1o

IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING

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HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>SARTANS
SARTANS
>SARTANS
SARTANS
>SARTANS
SARTANS
>SARTANS
SARTANS
>SARTANS
SARTANS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Prep for a month
>It'll be over then, we're a 1st world country not fucking china lmao
>Italian shit hits the fan and splatters all over Europe
>prep for 3 additional months
Will 4 months supply even be enough or should I prepare for mad max?

Its 3590 you illiterate fuck

It wasn't supposed to get this bad

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My pasta friends, were a couple weeks behind you. Good luck and God Bless.

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>Total cases: 24.747 (+3.590, +17%)
>+3.590
Learn to read

youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI
He's like "i tried to warn you. Fuck you, i'm out"
Why didn't we listen?
He only tried to help.
No wonder he fucked off.

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ive got decent food and water just no mask. Won't get paid til 23rd. Fucking raging and the gubbermint have sanctioned my neetbux

POST A SOURCE ON ITALY FAGGOTS

i fucking hate trump for this

Has France reported?

Kek no

Don't care if it's not Europe

well it can be spread via farting...

Italy, why?

I know that boomers die but what happens to the young ones? I keep hearing that people in Italy get fucking penumonia from this. I don't know who to believe anymore. Everyone is lying to hide the truth.

Net increase: +2853
Total new infections: +3590

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

fuck this psychopath country.

Holy spaghetti batman. Pizza

GERMANY TO CLOSE BORDERS WITH FRANCE, AUSTRIA, SWITZERLAND
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>GERMANY TO CLOSE BORDERS WITH FRANCE, AUSTRIA, SWITZERLAND

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is there really gonna be another white house press conference today? why is he pumping out so many?

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3590 is not net of recoveries and deaths.

This is also with limited testing capacity that Italy currently has. Plus, the weekend is there, so less manwork for testing.
Cases will increase next week, and the deaths are already a sign this is a bigger happening than we are seeing.

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If we survive can Europe, Africa and the United States destroy China?

THAT'S ALMOST 3 TIMES 9/11
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS HAPPENING

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In Austria even the police is hoarding TP.

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>368 deaths in one day in Italy
jesus

56,000 daily pending pregnant mothers ahead of economic devastation. All people who will need to consume tons of food and have medical care to have a safe pregnancy. But it's a good thing, right?

3590

CORONA DEATHS IN AMERICA BY STATE:

>40, Washington;
5, California;
>3, Florida

1 Death:
New York; New Jersey; Virginia; Louisiana; Georgia; South Dakota and Kansas.

I just saw a police car passing by my area with loud speakers telling normies to go inside. Sureal.

3590 are the new cases+new dead+new recovered.
Some news outlet clumps them together for better clickbait.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Fuck, we‘re all living the same life. Just got a big raise and we should move to a nice house in a few weeks. Fml.

>can the government actually make me stay at home?
the goverment should shoot you , so you stop wasting human resources

Your BS detector is broken. Its fake news.

Italy is lying about their numbers, there is no way their death rate is this high.
Fucking germany has like 8 dead for 5k cases

this can't be real

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Schengen KAPUTT

PRAISE ALLAH

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Wuhan will be erased from this timeline.
Hubei will be burned.
Evidence of origins will be killed.
It didnt have to be this way

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Hoping to put out enough "good news" so the market doesn't nose dive Monday.

yes as a matter of fact it is indeed happening.

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Where's that Roylab tracker?

it's not fucking mongoloid

The flu kills like 368 people every millisecond lmao its a nothingburger

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Large protests against the congress and in support of Bolsonaro are happing across the country the largests ones are happening where there is communitary transmission of the virus.

Expect a boom in cases in a week or so.

ps: the vast majority of the protestors are boomers

>People saying beign confined in their homes for 15 days is hell on earth
>I have been doing that last 5 years
Why are normies so mentally weak?

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The expected death toll in various regions:

Europe: 17,100,000
United States: 7,600,000
Japan: 2,900,000
Germany: 1,900,000
Iran: 1,900,000
France: 1,500,000
United Kingdom: 1,500,000
Italy: 1,300,000
South Korea: 1,100,000
Spain: 1,000,000
Netherlands: 300,000
Belgium: 200,000
Sweden: 200,000
Norway: 100,000
Hong Kong: 100,000
Singapore: 100,000
Switzerland: 100,000

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Why is this happening ?

>GREEK COPING

Everyone will fuck china up, even Russians after this

In 1 hours

JUST A FLU BRO

A happening is brewing.

>Fucking germany has like 8 dead for 5k cases
they have a lot of old and week people in italy

This

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Post your end of the world theme
For me, its:
youtube.com/watch?v=RMzz_S21xxI

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JESUS H CHRIST

BREAKING: Italy reports 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths, raising total to 24,747 cases and 1,809 dead

>BREAKING: Italy reports 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths, raising total to 24,747 cases and 1,809 dead

BREAKING: Italy reports 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths, raising total to 24,747 cases and 1,809 dead

-bno

>stocked up on food, hygenics and medicaments after being warned by a shitposting Yas Forums thread a month ago because why not
>it paid off greatly
cheers

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>an asthmatic fatty with high blood pressure , would I be in the vulnerable category?
Certainly. High blood pressure is a big problem. I wouldn't fuck around if I were you dude.

because it's just a flu bro

remember when every year we have a national emergency and a dozen white house press conference for the seasonal flu

youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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WAS IT +2500 yesterday?

Other detection and infection times.
Other infected demographics.

those are some sizable mammary glands on that female

stop being hysterical like women. Here I slay pussy left and right like a true chad while you hunker in your bunkers afraid like litle children. Why u scared of nothingburger boomer virus. I just had the coronaara virus and was just a mild cough for a few days. Hah, truly pathetic. But what did i expect coming to this place. Oh well, Stacy just called and needs a dickin, so im off. She even suggested a threesome. Cya losers.

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CALM DOWN CORONA CHAN

>a vaccine exclusively for the US
holy fuck i hate americans so much, even more than chinks

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24747/1803 = 0.073
Net deaths in Italy have reached 7.3%
For an airborne virus with an Ro of at least 2 to 3 this is mass extinction-tier

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Just 10 new cases here
Seems like it's now growing that much here. We'll see at end of 2 weeks if the quarantine we have here actually worked well.

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Any retarded leader proposing herd immunity should be first in line to lead the herd.

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cope shitalian

Life is simply unfair, isn't it?

how will the poor climate refugees be able to enter?

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Corona will neetpill lot of people

This film is fucking supurb, really shows how fucked humanity would have beem.
>Cant grow new food
>All babies come out retarded
>Everyone gets tumours and cancer

In Sverige it will be mad max. You import 50% of the food you eat.

Just like the good old days when NASA was founded.

time... to... PANICC

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yes it is a better thing than murdering babies, fucking nigger

>get told by shills for months that "nothing ever happens", "your life will always be boring", "you still have to go into work tomorrow", etc
>I literally don't have to go into work tomorrow
Suck a dick, shills. Get coofed on.

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screencap this btw. We will be Italy 2.0

Literally a nothing burger.

The people testing positive are the ones that get sick enough. I.e. they are weak and genetically inferior.

There are probably millions who have the virus right now but because they're healthy, they only show minor symptoms.

The only people dying from this are boomers and the genetically decrepit.

aye

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>more white babies is actually a bad thing
good goy

>Other nations pretend to be healthier
>We pretend to be more dead

BIG BRAIN

sauce??

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quads for pro abortion

More and more people are without medical assistance now.

Cuz boomers are gonna use this chance to fuck with the system even more

Because this virus is extremely contagious and deadly. Just like everyone with a modicum of sense has been saying for the past couple of months. This is what exponential growth patterns look like. No idea how it's hard for people to understand this, or why they didn't prepare sooner.

god women are ugly without makeup

dow is set to tank 600 points when markets open tomorrow, probably trying to prevent another sell off

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hey, are you brown faggots gonna wait it out and then conquer the ashes, or can we see a religious war soon enough? C'mon, don't be pussies.

youtube.com/watch?v=MPVq30bPq6I

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Too many nothingburger shills so the universe decided to fuck shit up.

Heard this too, any sources

youtu.be/0crY95eobHU

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Consider the possibility Germany is lying.

200,000 would be in line with what some epidemic researchers said as early as late January.

this fucking virus already mutated in china once, it could have done it again

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...

>SNIFFELZ R BAAAAD

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Source?

dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine/a-52777990

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

> US President Donald Trump is attempting to entice a German lab to develop a vaccine exclusively for the US, a German newspaper reported. An official linked with the lab later rejected the idea of such an exclusive deal.

fuck this psychopath country.

I'm white, I was being ironic.

A single snail

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VICE-PRESIDENT OF CATALUÑA AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, PERE ARAGONÉS, INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
>VICE-PRESIDENT OF CATALUÑA AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, PERE ARAGONÉS, INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>VICE-PRESIDENT OF CATALUÑA AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, PERE ARAGONÉS, INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>VICE-PRESIDENT OF CATALUÑA AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, PERE ARAGONÉS, INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>VICE-PRESIDENT OF CATALUÑA AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, PERE ARAGONÉS, INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS
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>VICE-PRESIDENT OF CATALUÑA AUTONOMOUS COMMUNITY, PERE ARAGONÉS, INFECTED OF CORONAVIRUS

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Please give me r34 of corona-chan.

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Italy started the quarantine at 100 cases I believe. Many people ignore and fuck about outside anyway. Maybe you guys get lucky.

Fick dich du Stück Scheiße meine Eltern sind höchstwahrscheinlich wertvoller für diese Gesellschaft als dein wertloser Arsch

368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
>368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
>368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
>368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
>368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
>368 DEATHS TODAY IN ITALY
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>175k cases and 7k dead on Monday

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It will probably come back in winter anyway. Better stock up.

This will solve polution , distribution wealth to younger generatio and will solve the aging population problem
THIS IS GREAT

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE UK IN A FEW WEEKS FROM NOW
>muh herd immunity

Lel believing the German press.

Italy is telling the truth. They may be the only country telling the truth. The entire world will look like Italy in 2-4 weeks by the way. America will get it worst of all due to sheer ignorance and incompetence.

Source?

Hang on a sec
24747 / 1809 = 13.68
So over 10% death rate

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>was behing with studying
>exams will probably get delayed
based virus

lol you faggots actually believe this shit? This place is as bad as /r/coronavirus. Yes, reddit.

RB is prepped to the teeth, and will be doing reviews over ham radio long after your government disposes of you

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Italians were refusing to stay at home, also the population of Italy is old and smoking is still very common there

Who cares.

Not again

he is single handetly responsible for the birth of more then a billion niggers.
history will judge him harshly.

Based moot

that was perfect

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Why can I read this in his voice?

Why are people saying we are going to need thousands and thousands of more hospital beds and respirators when only the elderly die/become severe? Which is it?

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46 years old medic dies at home after 7 days of fever.
>bergamo.corriere.it/notizie/cronaca/20_marzo_14/coronavirus-bergamo-morto-anche-operatore-118-33769f44-65df-11ea-a287-bbde7409af03.shtml?refresh_ce-cp

MOOOOT

Does anyone know what is going on outside Wuhan? Is lockdown in place across the country?
I want to know how their strategy is working long term so I know what to expect if it's implemented elsewhere. In theory the spreading will start again once people go back to their normal lives.
What about industry in china? Are the factories operational again? Is the supply chain disruption going to be brief or are they still not shipping anything out to the west?

dpa, reuters. was wünschst du dir denn noch als quelle? oder bist du ein aluhutler?

fick dich du Nuttenkind. Deutsche Medien sind auch nur Lügner.

Is the Lombardy region in Italy slowing down any?

WHAT THE FUCKKKK

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Is that the international death rate?

Jewish women are so fucking beautiful, how is this even possible? Oh god.

bait

>There are probably millions who have the virus right now but because they're healthy, they only show minor symptoms.

>probably

Imaginary.

I don't know how I feel about this ..

>GERMANY TO CLOSE BORDERS WITH FRANCE, AUSTRIA, SWITZERLAND

Refugees in...virus out.

Coronaphobia.

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► Detected: 163,588 ► Died: 6,087 ((608%)
>((608%)
what does that suppose to mean?

Moot was never based

My future wife is reading this thread

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Can’t deny those quads.
Infanticide is trad, or so I hear.
Most are niggers anyways but it kinda sucks all around. Women should just stop being whores.

I remember reading someone saying that 33% Finland could get infected, with a death rate of 7% that would be 130k people dying

>Why are people saying we are going to need thousands and thousands of more hospital beds and respirators when only the elderly die/become severe? Which is it?
Because /pol loves a habbening

>2/3rds of the population need to be immune for the virus to stop spreading
>Europe has a population of 741 million.
>488 million need to get the virus before it stops spreading
>Assuming a mortality rate of 3.5%, this amounts to 17 million deaths in Europe caused by COVID-19
you can recalculate it with Italy's mortality rate for all the other countries
copy paste from a prediction based Christian Drosten statements

We should expect soon only estimations and not real numbers as the virus grows and health systems are overwhelmed

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dpa, reuters.

Nothing surprising, he was probably exposed to a huge viral load.

EU is a paper tiger
youtube.com/watch?v=tp7APqYIpek

I really wish for a world wide blockade on chinese goods until they stop eatong weird shit but that is not going to happen bc of muh economy and muh profits

wkow.com/2020/03/09/two-more-labs-approved-to-test-for-coronavirus-in-wisconsin/
>Two private labs have joined the Milwaukee Health Department and the Wisconsin State Laboratory of Hygiene - UW-Madison as approved testing facilities for the coronachan
>labs will no longer need DHS approval before testing patients
>more states are seeing community spread of the virus
>QuestDiagnosticsandLabCorpwill now be doing testing in Wisconsin.
>state lab in Madison has the capacity to test 100 specimens a day.
>families prepare for spring break
>Health officials say as people get ready to attend public gatherings, they shouldn't be too worried, but organizers of any events larger than 10 people should talk about contingency plans and how they'd communicate a possible cancellation.
archive.is/mvjNW

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he was, but more like a baseball than, you know, based

The government lies and normies eat it up. They bought all of China's lies.

>5 people die in shooting
>makes world news
>350 die from pandemic in a day
>nobody cares

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if you need more than a month supply it means that civilization has already fallen, so not sure it really matter then

dunno what happened, i copy pasted something wrong

What if your future "wife" caused this in the first place?

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT

Chinese stopped having cases
How?

Can someone explain this? How's a rapidly spreading virus just suddenly stop spreading?

I have friends who mocked my prepping in Jan. Now they're panicking while repeating the "its just a flu, less than a 2 percent death rate, flu infected more people" routine. Its coping at this point. They don't want to believe.

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based

I never left the Joestar train

F

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same

die kibarei scheißt si nix.

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I have been here forever, prepped however but this shit looks unstoppable now.

just poz my neg lungs

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ITALY IS KILL

Governor of New York just said he needs thousands of more ICU beds

knopnews2.com/content/news/Dublin-calls-off-St-Patricks-Day-parade-because-of-coronavirus-568633021.html
>Dublin is canceling its St. Patrick’s Day parade over fears
>Ireland’s capital is the latest Irish city to scrub the event because of the outbreak.
>Dublin joins cities and towns across the nation that have called off their annual parades>Dublin’s St. Patrick’s Day parade is the largest in the world. Tens of thousands take part in the event with hundreds of thousands of onlookers.
archive.is/rYaxq

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Tell them yes, take the money for it, then release it to everyone especially China, Iran, and Russia.

teehee

167,307

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Thank you anons. If it wasn’t for this board I would be totally unprepared. Because of this board I am fully stocked and even made some money shorting the market. Long live pol!

Whats wrong with that?

6,08%

You tell authorities that they will be deposed if they report new cases

old person number BIG
hospital bed number SMALL

When will you guys finally understand that only moderate to severe cases are even worth their time to test. If you have mild flu symptoms you're advised to stay home and get well. Not to clog the clinics.

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>moot
who?

mooooooooooooooot

BRUH

young can become severe but don't die if treated
if they can't be treated because the medical system is oversaturated, then they die too

THERE'S NOT BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!

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McDonald's would McGenocide all their employees before they refuse to sell a single burger

they LIE

This

>being THIS new

Then she's based, fuck this gay earth. Reminder if this doesn't cause serious issues for the entire globe we just go back to drag queen story hour HRT and other various forms of kikery

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orf.at/stories/3157914/
You can go for a walk as long as you go alone. You can't go sightseeing or whatever

>Ab Montag drohen dann bei Zuwiderhandeln Verwaltungsstrafen in Höhe von bis zu 2.180 Euro. Strafen sind auch möglich, wenn man die Platzverbote – etwa für Spielplätze – missachtet: Hier ist mit Verwaltungsstrafen in Höhe von bis zu 3.600 Euro zu rechnen.

Broke: lying to cover up deaths
Woke: lying to scare people

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

I will make youtube meme video for Brits when "HERD" will kick in.

This song is perfect for it

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>labs will no longer need DHS approval before testing patients
That doesn't sound like something out of a horror movie at all

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It's over, numbers like these for months.

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WHERE ARE YOU NIGGERS GETTING YOUR NUMBERS GOD DAMN IT

Every single american jew and nigger that gets a cold or sore throat will be dialing 911 thinking they have coronavirus and demanding an ambulance ride to the hospital for their "free test".

No, (dead/recovered + dead). This is CFR which is already meaningless and you did backwards

Not true. Underreported cases apply to deaths equally.

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different report systems. Germany only reports corona as cause of death if there were no prior conditions Italy does the opposite.

According to an Italian user this is because of medical insurance coverage.

Anything past a month, you might as well prepare for mad max. Start making a crossbow or something since idk the state of your gun laws. Hell make a luty gun or something just in case.

Fuck I messed up. It's more like 7%

does anyone have reliably chinese numbers?
I'm not gonna believe the stagnating numbers when the virus escaped wuhan long ago

>Mom just walks into room
>Pulls out a laptop
>Starts quoting some news story about how an esteemed emeritus professor said this is just a flu and how the head of our medical sector subscribes to that same idea.
>"See user! This is just a flu and all of the panic doesn't make any sense!"

Tell her that Italy just published record infections and deaths
>Well some might die, but this is still only killing 1.4% of people 40-50 years olds!
>It's not that dangerous!

Thank fuck I prepared over a month ago despite her thinking it's stupid. Now we have food for months.
I constantly keep on calling her out on her stupidity and will do so increasingly as our medical system gets bogged down and we start seeing tons of deaths.
It's no wonder these pea brains end up fighting over rolls of toilet paper. Normies were a mistake. There's no critical brain activity going on upstairs.

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They cancelled that a while back and it will make almost no difference, bars will still be jammed, parties, people on the street.

>Denmark and Germany have both closed their borders with each other

>Danish soldiers will see German soldiers on the other side of the border

WE GOING BACK TO CLASSIC CIVILIZATION LADS NO MORE
CLOWN WORLD

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Chink lies! From the start the filthy chinks have been full cover up mode. There are hundreds of thousands of bodies rotting in apartments in China. They don’t give a fuck. This was an act of war. Xi must die! Xi must die!

Moot was always a little faggot you double nigger

OK THIS WAS FUN AT FIRST BUT NOW ITS NOT. CORONACHAN PLEASE!

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/
also bno on twatter