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Where’s the TOILET PAPER?

I have over 100 rolls. So I'll be good for a day or two

3 to 4 weeks

meh. Soles?

>Meat flavor

I'm working toward a solid month. Gonna go shopping again on pay day next week and add to it.

Don't have. That was my attempt at doing my girlfriend's toes a few days ago

2 weeks for 1 person could stretch to 2 months with 20 pounds of rice.

also do not see any medical or vitamin C will not kill you in that time frame but will run you down.

mom/10
reminds me how much i hate most canned food. the chili and soups are so salty i'd go through at least twice the rice just using that stuff as light toppings.

>Sauerkraut
Based.

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Why didn't you just buy a water filter you retard.

What we all wanna see.

Big Charmin executive over here.

Why are the faggots hoarding water?
It's not like there is gonna be problem with energy and utilities. Even the fucking toilet paper will be more useful than bottled water.

My next shopping spree will be multivitamins, more baby formula (not due for 2 more months), supplements, and medical supplies. Wanted to knock out food and water first. But I agree, that's not good food

>not a single jar of homemade boiled meat
fag

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I hate them too, but it's emergency food. I live near the beach in Florida, so it'll double as hurricane prep as well

They're dumb as fuck. Like the boomers who bought a 2 year supply of TP and will run out of food in a week.

Not that the average Ameircan needs to stock food at all. Most have enough body fat for two months.

5/10. canned sodium and....bottled water for some reason. Wheres your real food...or vitamins?

you're an idiot who doesn't know how to cook.

that looks disgusting

I miss Germany. Was stationed in hohenfels when I was in the army. But American sauerkraut is not as good as German. Ours is very sour, where yours is more mild.

>homemade meat
user did you boil a baby?

No tp you'll be dead by nightfall

Dead in 3 weeks

I participate in all these threads, they've been so much fun.

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My god.....
It's for in case the water gets cut. Which happens a lot in Florida because of hurricanes

This want to check your vitamin levels we will need to see them feets.

No real point in getting water, unless your municipal tap water isn't drinkable. Your city isn't going to turn utilities off lol

It's about to be hurricane season. I'll likely need it anyway

Emergency food dumb fuck

Honestly you POC laugh at luxury soup hoarders, but you really dont have enough Campbell’s yourselves. The average Canadian uses 5 cans per day. If you have a family of 2 that's 70 cans a week. Almost 300 a month. Campbell’s luxury soups will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

How big is 'her' penis? Are you the top or the bottom?

No firearms? lol youre fucked.

No penis. I'm not a faggot

Honestly you people laugh at deenz hoarders, but you really dont have enough deenz yourselves. The average american uses 1 can per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 cans a week. Almost 100 a month. Deenz will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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awesome also talk to your DR and get a prescription for more prenatal vitamins enough for going to term plus a month. they work on normal people as well. Also if kid on the way I would stock Pedalyte or generic equal a large amount.

I'm relying on the goodwill of my neighborhood

This is my bag.

I'm booging right out when they start quarantines.

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>People are competing for who can be the biggest simp goy and overbuy overpriced nonperishable food items that were probably languishing on shelves
Some kikes are getting awfully rich off the people that are doing this.

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Not to bad but not that great. Get some more rice, get some pasta, noodles, and a bunch of sauces. Also deenz because we all eat deenz here.

does she shave her balls too?

That's the plan. I've buying diapers and formula for a few weeks now, so I have a little stash of that. But I figure since I have a few months I could at least get us covered and then I can concentrate more on baby stuff. Figure I can't take care of a baby if his mom and I aren't taken care of first you know?

Where's the toilet paper?

>deenz
I know bro. But goddamnit I hate seafood

>cases of bottled water
>not just buying a water purifier or filter

Got 78 rolls in my hall closet. Shall I post?

What's in those small tubes on the left (blue packages)?

its probably small tubes of glue. Pretty useful imo

stupid for buying water

Buy some food, then bug out now. You don't want to do it AFTER they announce quarantines, do you? Hope you're going somewhere remote.

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I live in Florida. Hurricane season coming as well. Not stupid

Aim at 3 - 6 months bro

this has become a game to me, I'm optimizing errything, I used to play rpgs and mmos but I had to stop because it consumes my life being a munchkin, I don't even want to prep I just want to find the max optimization, HELP!

you have fat enough for 3 years, no need to stock food

BP shoots up to 195 with all that sodium.

So you believe if I ran out of food im not walking over to your house and taking yours? lol you're a weak bitch that would be in my possesion in a matter of seconds.

2 weeks. 3 at most.

dumb&panicy/10

dis nigga eatin BEENZ

Get on my level, peasant!

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I will eventually. Once I get a month, I'll just go for another

Thx. In my opinion theres just too few things you can reasonably fix with this, since most breaking parts need to be mechanically loaded. I prefer zip-ties and strong duct tape in most situations.

He's a mutt

Based and Vitamin C pilled!

dig a hole in your garden and hide a bit in case your supplies get lost because of the FEMA

What happens when the the city workers (entirely made of boomers) get the virus?

can I have a Haribo please?

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If you buy a backpack you don't have to superglue all your equipment to yourself when you bugout.

Super glue. Primarily for wound care, stop bleeding instantly and hold together pretty serious wounds.

>Luxurious Campbell’s soup
5/5
>no rice or grain
0/5

get your plastic bottles out of the sun you fucking idiot

Pathetic, You need solar panels, water pump for pumping out groundwater,a diesel generator, 1000 Litres Triple Layered Storage Water Tank , few Bidet showers because they break down easily, at least 100 KG rice, potatoes, dried fishes for protein.

LOL bag not pictured. Super glue is for the wounds.

Not enough beans

You have 20+ tubes! Are anticipating getting hit by an artillery strike?

Not bad. What is your latitude and longitude?

Thats actually a good idea. Become unkillable.

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Enjoy pissing out your ass

Okay I'll rape you

What makes you think the water and power are going out? Also, post your noguns

thats a mans foot. also jam

>eva unit 1 wearing wuflu mask
hehe you cheeky bugger

Im surprised how few people have water filters or at least drinkable water in their home.

Matches, batteries, lighters missing
Also guns seeing you are murican

Why buy bottled water when you can just use refillable water bottles?

question about the turpentine. whats it for? in a bug out scenerio?

I'd rather die of starvation than eat that garbage canned food.

Rate me too

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Incoming raider detected
Almost no food/water supplies
Guns,ammo, lighters, knives, gloves, binoculars

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There are many more tubes not pictured.
I definitely want enough to last me a couple months, and to doctor up some comrades. My bag is definitely put together Raider style, without intention. Got no reliable place to bug in, so being as prepared as I can to bug out and take fire.

And maybe if I can come across some civilized people, I could trade valuable supply with them for ammo.

What is up with the bended screwdrivers?

>6 GORILLION ROLLS

I went out and bought 10 cans, then I ordered anothet 24 online.
Mostly king oscar. If i could afford more, id get a hundred. Minimum.

Dont mind my daughter. The little shit snuck in to grab an ice cream cone when I opened the cabinet.

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Why would you can it yourself, one wrong move and youre poisoned?

The classic.

I want to make my big ass 18" Unit 01 a mask.

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I didn't know until I bought it. I had a overwhelming gut instinct to bring some home when I was supply shopping over a week ago.

I've been researching it since then. And learned it will definitely be a great post-order medicine.

> kills internal parasites, beneficial for eating meat from wild game.
> kills fungus, great for foot fungus from having only 2 pairs of socks that will never be washed
> cough suppressant and expectorant. Turpentine as an ingredient in Vicks Vapor Rub.
> lice treatment

Probably more uses I'm forgetting. Apparently it will seal wounds.

whats that weird fuzz between your toes and can I clean it off with my tongue?

WTF is wrong with you man?
Why would you even have that saved on your computer?
Get help!

They are picks. Great tools to have on hand. If you've ever done any trade work, you'll know that they can get you out of a bind.

Also potentially good for picking bullets out of wounds, or dragging a carcass by the jaw.

Just an all-around great General used tool. About as handy as a pair of pliers.

Mine are Fap-off brand. So they are very durable. I put them through some abuse and they really surprised me with how tough they are.