Predict how will the Debate go today

Joe is going to put the final nail in the coffin of communism tonight. Mad dog Joe will dominate Burnie.

Biden's gonna have a fucking stroke

We just got cancelled, bro. We can't leave the house until the 30th.

Bernie throws some softballs at Biden and tries to push him left.

Drops out at the end if he's happy with what Biden is saying.

Big Papa Joe will shut down all the malarkey and a million soicucks will seethe in anger. Possibly accost their boomer parents (who they still live with, obviously)
>he doesn’t sniff little girls in public as one of the most prominent american politicians.
What a decrepit old jewish faggot

First one to cough loses.

The only nail he'll put in a coffin will be his own

Bernie will ramble on about how democratic socialism will turn us into Denmark or Norway. Biden will talk about how George Washington crossed the Potomac in a PT boat during the War on Poverty.

Absolutely, his own custom branded “no more malarkey” nail. Except he won’t be putting it in a coffin at all, he’ll be jamming it right up old soviet bernies urethra as all the Xhes and Xhers around the country cry out in despair

Biden gets crushed, no one cares, Bernie is cucked again

Sanders will be weak, as always.

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Rolling before the jannies crush this

Lmao
>Cuck Hard Asschmidt

Mate he'll have a stroke before he comes close to that

Jannies!

A stroke of genius. Bern victims will finally give up after tonight and bow to their masters in the DNC.

Bernie is going to fucking destroy Biden. Better yet, it'll be by accident. He already gave him the questions he was going to ask him last week to try and help him help himself and Biden is still going to fuck it up.

Biden will have a droopy eye and make no sense again and Bernie will be ON FIRE because coronavirus scare will show us all how much dem socialism makes sense for MURICA FUCK YEAH FEEL THE BERN BERNIE 2020!!!

Both dead of virus.

Rolling

roll

Roll homie

All men and women are created by ya know the thing

Debate breakdown:
>Trump mentioned x100
>Biden says "Malarkey" x3
>Bernie says "Tuition Free"x5
>Corona Virus mentioned x9000

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No holds barred.
>"Hey Biden, why DOES your son get a million dollars a year from a state-owned power company in Ukraine?"

I dunno why all the other dems have been afraid to say it up until now, but the party's been throwing Bernie under a bus. He's not gonna fall in line and continue refraining.

Both will suicide live.

"Joe is a friend of mine but he voted for the Iraq war, he proposed cuts to social security and medicare"

Why Bernie will lose he's too weak to highlight the weaknesses of his opponents

Rollerino

"Y-YOUR IN THE TOP 1 PERCENT JOE."

"The uhhhh- kids in the summer they would uh sit on my hairy legs and - they would uh pluck em out with their teeth."

"WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THE CORONA VIRUS JOE WE NEES TO TALK ABOUT WALL STREET."

"Listen here bucko... I... Where's my wife? Ah there she is." *Kisses grand daughter on the mouth and grabs her ass*

"I DONT CARE ABOUT WAR WITH IRAN WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS THAT THE TOP 1 PERCENT THINK THEY CAN BUY THIS ELECTION."

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Biden will probably have a bunch of senior moments, Bernie will go on about his talking points (billyonays, da 1%, free shit), Bernie will win the debate, but Biden will be the nominee nonetheless because he's the neoliberal shill the establishment wants.

Listen here, Bernie, you are the worst person in America. Now that I am in the market with the girl I want my daughters to go home. But it smells good thanks to the great weekend edition, which includes an American young man who has been named David. Let me tell you something about this man: the man is not going anywhere near you like my father or a friend, but he has to do it for the rest of the world. Jack, who studies at night? The company is. Virginia has the highest percentage of voters on average for the state and the district in the u.s. district. But it was born in Germany in the late nineties. Cornpop is the best known for its ability to sell shoes. Obama said that he would like bread in his hand and he will have the opportunity to do so

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>Dietolf Hammerburger
Has a nice ring to it

Nick will be based as usual

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Fucking kek

Bernie will win with the Medicare for all platform
Biden will be the democrat nominee.
Biden should cancel the debate due to """coronavirus""" fears. He has nothing to gain

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listening to NPR's 'comedy show' Wait Wait Don't Tell Me when they made fun of Bernie until a caller from Canada bragged about not paying a cent for his recent surgery and the hosts were quietly put in their place was a great bit

OBLIGATORY

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imagine wasting your time listening to NPR like it has any quality

>He has nothing to gain
That's the funny part, he's going to look horrible.

based

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I'm sure that's highly likely from the "enough about the damn emails!"

No audience? It's gonna be one for the compilation

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Sanders wins, normies agree
MSN will report that biden outdebated sanders in every way and that he will do the same with Trump
Normies will change their views out of peer pressure

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If anyone thinks this is going beyond COVID-19 and the economy, you’re retarded

(incoherent senile screaming)

>pumped full of adderall and blow
also this

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NPR is actually pretty good. The actually called out the Jew in East Ramapo, and to date they're the only media to have done so.

Roll

Trump bad man, me better

Biden:"Sanders? Colonel Sanders?! Yes, hes a very good man, i trust him"

Bernie:"See? even Biden endorses me!"

>Why isn't the election cancelled?
This isn't lasting until November.

Let's see...

They are still media and they are still stirring up frenzy. They also blamed low income people not getting services on them not being counted in the last census, despite that the last census failed to include huge groups of low income people because of the retards who created it. They can't into logic very well.

They can't. He's a survivor of two aneurysms.

>This isn't lasting until November.
It's coming back with a vengence. Just look at the so called "Spanish Flu" from China in 1918!

Bernie will shill M4A relentlessly, using COVID-19 as an excuse. Biden will be a retard as usual, but still win the primaries.

Roll

>Biden walks on stage
>Has no idea where he is, what year it is, who he is on stage with
>Thinks Bernie is a little girl
>Starts smelling him and telling him how pretty he is
>Bernie likes being the little girl so he plays along
>They have gay sex right there on the stage in front of everyone
>Biden dies from a brain aneurysm
>Sanders dies from a heart attack
>Hillary Clinton is wheeled out on stage
>Shits all over herself
>Mumbles about russia
>everyone claps

Dietbert Hitlbert

...kay

Well it's still makes for some interesting listening if you're in bumfuck no where.

>t's coming back with a vengence. Just look at the so called "Spanish Flu" from China in 1918!
Baseless speculation.

They'll finish the debate with a dance-off on Old Train

Biden will get flustered at Bernie and call him a kike on live television.

Dementia is an epidemic in many countries. Some people have to do the olives cost and they don't need it to get a good deal. Now that I am in the city the mother of my son has to be the first person in my life, so good for your child and your family and friends. I think it's going well with a sicknesses that killed grandpa and me, but we don't know five words in one question that killed the man. Russia has the highest rate of GDP since the end of the year and the weasel is in its second largest economy. Malarkey is the only thing I can wash up with the same amount of time as I am going through this cookie

I hope Biden calls him a Jew-faced pony soldier

This is not my country. This will not even remotely affect me, but i will still stay till 3am and watch the debate live

Nope. Look into it man. The UK is unironically doing something right for once. This fucker will come back meaner than ever if we all quarantine ourselves.

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If he did that I would actually vote for his ass

Stand still

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>Listen Jack, I used to get roasted almonds for a nickel!
>The 1% stole the almonds!
They both stroke out and die.

hahahahahahahahaha

No matter what happens Bernie will be utterly crushed in the upcoming states.

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And then Bernie calls him a nigger lover

Bernie is discussing healthcare for all when Joe suddenly thinks he's in Vietnam and yells "THEY'RE IN THE TREES!!!"
Joe runs away and is found a week later hiding in a makeshift fort he made under a bridge.
CNN declares Biden the winner

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I hope you bernie folks learn your lesson this time, and don't simply hop on the train of whoever your DNC masters crown in place of an honest process

nobody cares

Bernie will wave is arms so vigorously while he talks about how medicare for all will cure corona chan that he actually starts to levitate.

Joe will then think that Bernie is god and fall to his knees saying the "Our Father."

The DNC, Hill and Bill and the Obamas will have heart attacks in DC and get stuck in the ERs with a bunch of coofing plebes.

Dem party falls apart.

>Dem party falls apart.
noice