/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2099 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 163,332 ► Died: 6,086

>NEWS
Most German states shut down schools
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Portugal shuts down schools
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Turkey shuts down schools, universities
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>RESEARCH
983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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Dengue-like fever and rash
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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>LATEST CASES
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria.
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States.

>MORE
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twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239233170781986817
twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1239233627130560512
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports
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emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc?t=10
youtube.com/watch?v=rhV-gsdensY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,362 (+95) Germany +1,021 (+2) US +184 (+5) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +232 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Sweden +63 (+1) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +10 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) France +30 Norway +103 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Canada +3 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Cze. Rep. +42 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Iceland +10 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Estonia +20 Poland +15 Indonesia +21 Thailand +32 Kuwait +8 Iraq +1 India +9 Lebanon +6 UAE +1 Chile +14 Russia +4 Luxembourg +8 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Slovakia +10 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 S. Africa +13 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Albania +4 Mexico +15 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Armenia +6 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Cambodia +5 Lithuania +3 Faeroes +1 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Jordan +7 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 St. Lucia +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1 Uzbekistan +1… Total +6,760 (+263)

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kek, jungle boys

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When does italy release numbers?

>JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE BRO
The curve would have to be flattened over 10 fucking years in order to get enough hospital beds for everyone that will need to be hospitalized at the peak.

Lots of people are going to die if we don't lock everything down now. It may already be too late for many.

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>NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHINGBURGER

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 82,483 (2,887): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,753 (291) Germany 5,620 (11) France 4,499 (91) US 3,127 (62) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,372 (35) Norway 1,212 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,024 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 814 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Greece 331 (4) Australia 300 (5) Canada 255 (1) Slovenia 219 (1) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Ireland 129 (2) Poland 119 (3) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) Iraq 111 (10) Egypt 110 (2) India 109 (2) S. Marino 101 (5) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 59 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Hungary 32 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 337 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Cze. Rep. 231 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Iceland 171 Romania 139 Estonia 135 Brazil 121 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 86 Chile 75 Russia 63 Vietnam 56 Slovakia 54 Pakistan 53 S. Africa 51 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 46 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Palestine 38 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Armenia 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Tunisia 18 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Lithuania 12 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Macao 10 Bolivia 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Kazakhstan 9 Jordan 8 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 P. Rico 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Cameroon 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 157/251

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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Listen here jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. If Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank buckaroo. That's how I know your full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

LOMBARDY REGION REPORTS
I REPEAT, LOMBARDY REGION NUMBERS ONLY:

1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS
>1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS

1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS
>1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS

1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS
>1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS

1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS
>1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS

1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS
>1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 13272 CASES AND 1218 DEATHS

ALSO 757 in ICU (+25)

SOURCE IS LOMBARDY REGION PRESS CONFERENCE ON TV

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This better be a real happening you fags

NUKE CHINA NOW

It's just the flu

If it was actually bad something would have happened by now beyond killing some boomers. This will go down as the biggest media induced scare ever.

You arrogant western white trush and your parents will die of corona because you people ignore the warning of China for 2 months.
We locked down the whole country, diagnosed 80000 patients, lost trillions of GDP. Hundreds of millions of people stay at home for 2 months.
Then your gov pretend to be blind, said "it won't happen in the west" and did nothing.
Now see? Your medical system are breaking down.
Your country has even announced that "no test, so no new case".
Wow, what a such smart country! What a such wonderful defensive measures!
Cheer for your gov and the death of you people!

Rate my PrEP boys

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SOURCE ?!?!

not even 18 o'clock yet

Stfu shill

just a flu bro

nothing burger

I love how your fucking dirty polluting country was the cause of this and somehow you blame the rest of the world. This is why NOBODY will give a shit when we start dropping nukes on you bugmen.

This but unironically

Learn how to read
Lombardy Region holds a press conference at around 5:30/5:45 PM almost every day

Petition to always refer to this as chink flu and let that term spread over the internet

chinks must know that they are not welcome anywhere

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SHITALY IS DEAD

based

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I noticed heavy chemtrail activity early last week in southern california and now it's all clouds and rains which means no sun which means no self production of vitamin D which means normies won't have a strong immune system to fight off the virus + they don't want to wear masks because the government said so.

We are fucked.

based

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Tons of sugary juice why

>Arrogant westerners
T. Jealous chink.

what a convenient narrative

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Do it bro.
I can't wait to play Fallout 4 in reality

genuinely thick u

>chemtrail
Lol

F

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you are annoying

ITALY REPORTS IN 5 MINUTES
ITALY REPORTS IN 5 MINUTES
ITALY REPORTS IN 5 MINUTES

POST YOUR BETS
>POST YOUR BETS
POST YOUR BETS
>POST YOUR BETS
POST YOUR BETS
>POST YOUR BETS

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Who's that faggot in the suit? Looks like a guy I saw carrying a girl's luggage the other day.

>implying we give a shit about the gubberment
The only kind that praises politicians are brainless bugs
Good bait tho, not the usual nuffinbuger shit

2500 and 350 deaths

you guys are really going all out. How come your numbers and deaths are so high?

this thread is so filled with bots and glowniggers, no one will know I have a tiny penis

Six million infected 20,000 deaths.

cnn.com/travel/article/cruise-transatlantic-coronavirus-gbr-intl/index.html

PLAGUE SHIP 3 confirmed as MS Braemer

1 million deaths, Italy just gives up

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+0(0)
Coronachans Reign has ended all is now well.

Ohh god. Did you all see Jimmy Fallon perform with no audience? That was just cringe and I don’t usually use the word cringe but damn.

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>292 deaths
>2435 cases

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5278 cases 600 deaths

I wish moot would come back for this

>252 deaths
I THOUGHT WE HAD REACHED THE PEAK YESTERDAY
ANONS LIED TO ME
HOW CAN IT JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE EVERY FUCKING DAY?

we know, Xi, we know

mamma mia...

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How the fuck are so many people in Italy ? What the fuck ??

Fugggg

3671 infected
271 deaths

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Gotta keep the electricity going to fool everyone.

Why should I care about niggers and spics aborting their spawn?

Who is that?

>there is always some italian dude giving accurate numbers like 10 minutes before they appear anywhere else on internet

ok pasta bro, do you work into statistic biuro or something?

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>252 NEW DEATHS

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This x1000

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ICU beds run out yesterday.

Polish-German border

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>Italy numbers soon

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>HOW CAN IT JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE EVERY FUCKING DAY?
It can't. I would guess at about 50% of the population being infected it will slow down.

300 dead, this is a dark day

>he prepped?
>cure eet

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Italy has shutdown the whole fucking country for weeks now stricter than China and death still keeps coming in the hundreds every day

How did China just stop all deaths from one day to the other?

Do they honestly think anyone believes them?

They need to lie to avoid mass insurgency and revolution from population

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Those sneaky masons I tell you.

NC fag reporting in, my aunt is a medical worker, possibke 300+ cases in Charoltte, can't test them all. NC brothers get ready
He be scootin da moot
He's being a good goy for google now, his deam has come true

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ITALY: Lombardy numbers are IN

250 more deaths
I.C.U. collapsing

>What?
>Two trannies made a virus that killed all the shills and retards?
HOLY FUCKING BASED AND REDPILLED

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The new Lombardy numbers are apocalyptic. Waiting on confirmation.

If it is actually something to worried about, our govt and media have done an absolute shit job at conveying any useful information about the virus.

>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

While in reality Hubei roads are getting shut down again.

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It’s literally too late

Once again the numbers today are actually the numbers for 14 days ago

Nuke the chinks NAO!!!

>More old people per capita than the rest of the world
>Very high population density
>Niggers

>stricter than China
Silly boy

What are CCP shills doing in HK?
Oh wait.

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Press conference on a 24/7 news channel on TV

based

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Damn. I cant wait till the same happens here

If Adolf came back from the dead and told us that it's all gonna be okay, I would feel better too.
Not gonna lie.

>1187 NEW CASES AND 252 NEW DEATHS
are you guys ok?

Just got warned for avatar posting? It’s not even a fucking avatar when I don’t post with it every tim ei post.
Jannies are faggots and so are the fags ITT who reported me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

331 dead is my bet

It's the same every time.
Day n: wow XYZ cases how bad
Day n+1: wow only XYZ-A cases, seems like we reached the maximum yesterday
Day n+m: wow WXYZ cases how bad
Day n+m+1: wow only WXYZ-B cases, seems like we reached the maximum yesterday

>white europeans are niggers
good goy

>people still believe the chink numbers
China has atleast 500k dead

>believing CCP liars

not real numbers fren

Because they aren't lying about the numbers.

Just came out of a coma, what the fuck is going on, what is this general

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>252
drop in the bucket

No one can leave their house in Italy without a permission slip

Parks, restaurants all over the country are shutdown

tranny ops?

I had revelations about this virus. It only targets those with negative karma.

Those who are kind souls will be spared.

apology for poor english

when were you when italy dies

i was sat at home drinking tomato sauce when giovanni ring

'italy is kill'

'no'

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The wet market was bulldozed, the lab that the virus was developed further in, demolished, the roads are changed, but wait
It's discovered repopulating the area will result in reinfection.
It's impossible to inhabit the infected zones without nukes.
Nuke it china!
China #1 infected!
NUMBER WON

In two weeks when it’s 100k new cases a day what will you do?

Imagine giving people info that can hurt and even kill them, being wrong and still having the gall to make videos like nothing ever happened. What a fucking faggot.

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14 day quarantine is coming. Get gas, get packed up. Be ready to boog.

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239233170781986817

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Go back to sleep.

Here here

252 DEATHS IN LOMBARDY ALONE CONFIRMED

ITALY IS COLLAPSING

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twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1239233627130560512

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Still going on about this nothingburger virus?
I can't wait untill this shit blows over so i can laugh at you fearmongering retards.

>lying
w-why would anyone lie about this? This is no laughing matter..

2400 infected 150 dead

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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learn to detect shills and their speech pattern
CIDF people aren't very smart

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You should go back to your coma bucko.

You shouldnt've woken up user.

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Don't worry lad, you'll be back in one again soon.

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!!!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

>Wilmingtonfag here
A little bird told me that it is currently spreading quickly throughout “urban” communities in Charlotte

>Lombardy alone

ohohohohoho, we're in for a ride, a great ride, people. Corona-chan won't be the only thing to kill indiscriminately, soon.

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I estimate lookner is making $1k per stream. Hahaha he fear mongering to make a buck. It’s not happening.

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This is what happens when you let capeshit convince normalfags that it takes a superhero to save the day.
This is why you should never have heroes

nice, thats what i like about Yas Forums, you can get any news from whatever country in whatever language, given to you translated in instant

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how long were you in a coma

Are these Jews LARPing and seeking D&C?

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>Sick as a dog all through February.
>Get better about a week and a half ago
>This morning, chest feels tight and starting to develop a coof
I think she's back bros

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We're all gonna die

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5k cases and 400 deaths

Quarantine takes two weeks to work. China locked down the whole country for 2 months.
Death will continue for at least two weeks in Italy

Is Eric Cartman doing press releases for China now? WTF.

They went into quarantine on the 9th
You only see effects after 10 to 14 days
This is why it's important to take measures before you have a lot of infections

PLEASE ADD LINKS TO THE CVG OP
>
>

emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
>emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
>emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/

EVERYTHING UP TO DATE ON CORONACHAN ON ONE WEBSITE

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Heard people on /sci/ "debunked" this.

>thank the mods

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is the only answer exterminating infected?

BRITBONGS YOU THINK ITALY IS BAD

WE WILL HAVE 2k a day

He is right tho

Nothing because thered be 300 dead boomers

HERD IMMUNITY

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is that fucking moot?
havent seen that faggot in years.

Imagine finding out you were saved from your mother by a pandemic. Whew

>you can get it from
Liquid in the nose and mouth

>but not liquid in the genitals

This is Hispanic intellectuals

Can confirm. A good deal of the caseload in Seattle are patients around 40 years of age. Seems the average age category is getting younger and younger as we learn more about its spread

user I'm a slovak in brno

should I come home now?

FOR THE HERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

Austriabros are we not allowed to leave the house anymore? Are they going to be patrols?

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That's a yikes from me.

enjoy, now you are in the timeline were HAPPENINGS are REAL

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Doesn't kill white people

Italy is getting fucked up

user, go back to sleep. Trust me it's far easier that way

wtf hispanics are white now

TAIWAN NUMBA WAN!!!

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He browses, I have had him get mad before for posting here

Can someone ELI5 what the fuck is the UK gov trying to do??? Thanks

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bros..........save yourselves....

yes, it is true that women are EXTRA open right now, mostly due to fear and needing someone to bunker with, but DONT let them in.

the virgins were right.
its too dangerous.

DO NOT expose your bunker to them.

i fell for the tinder meme...but its not too late for you.

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Yep, niggers are kill here, most of the state will be fine outside of charottle and Raighleh. Ride it out brother.

Italy unironically has 2k a day

>Doesn't recognize BM posting
First /cvg/ thread?

who?

I second this notion.

Jannies are trannies. Bill is based and Billposting will always be topical.

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ebin :DDDD

>be NEET ready for happening
>mom doesn't care about virus
>says until the CDC locks her in her house she's going to go about with her life
>goes to five stores yesterday for fun
>goes to bookstore today
>goes to gym
>going to happy hour with a group of friends
Do I kill my mom to save myself from infection anons? I've warned her at least ten times and she just laughs.

Go out and pretend to be a patroller.

>for weeks now
are you dumb? they done it for like a few days at most

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>Just came out of a coma
in vain

Let everybody get it.
The strong survive, develop immunity.
When enough people have immunity, there will be herd immunity.
That's what Boris is claiming

Herd immunity, same as Sweden

>be nEEt
>got a job
>it's remote
>still an introvert
>never go outside except for food and gym
>quarantine was barely a change for me
>all my old buddies from high school and college are still going out to party
It's actually insane. They waited too long to prepare because they went full aldous huxley and didn't see any of the countless videos or pics or news articles in china. And then it happened in Iran. And then italy. And now it's happening here.

All of them freaked out and got pissed because they didn't prepare before the stores were empty. And after they did they blasted their social media saying they were going to quarantine.

All of them.
Every single one.
IS FUCKING PARTYING ALREADY

It's like they have so little self control that they lasted a single night and already got too bored and needed their instant gratification and left.

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>infect everyone as quickly as possible
>eventually be the first country with no more new infections
>???
>profit

China was welding people into their homes and leaving entire apartment blocks to either die of the virus or starve. Italy didn't do anything close to what China did.

The situation in the 3rd world shithole previously known as "France"

>Mask shortage in the hospitals and for most health workers
>Town elections have been maintained even though 99.9% of experts said we should have reported them
>Plenty of hand sanitizer in the voting stations even though just like the masks, all the health workers are desperately looking for it
>Many old people went voting, often unprotected, and didn't understand the very basic recommendations (not touching anything etc etc)
>Quarantaine isn't respected at all, people still go outside and meet other people in public places without any form of protection
>People no longer tested in Paris
>Non important apointements in hospitals are cancelled en masse

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based and herdpilled

Don't blame all of us if you don't take the blame for starting it, chink

Dead I mean

THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT A NORMIE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

YOU SEE NORMALLY YOU GOT A 6% CHANCE OF DYING FROM CORONAVIRUS

BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL

SO CORONAVIRUS A 4% CHANCE AT BEST OF KILLING ME

THEN YOU ADD AUTISM TO THE MIX AND MY CHANCE OF DYING DRASTIC GO DOWN

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Everday going to be like this for months?
Corona-chan is the queen of all happenings, Italy is a preview of what the rest of the world will go through, join the herd die together!

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You guys are panicking over nothing. It’s only killing people over 70 anyway. What are you so afraid of?

>When you realize that its the first time in years that parents have to actually spent time with their children, whether they want or not.
>When you realize its the first time in years that neighbourhoods have to suffer each others presence 24/7.
>When you realize that most people will disregard qurantines just to get a break from their family or to spite it (teenagers).
>When you realize that the rest of the people to which the above doesn't apply are at best either literal NPCs or at worst malicious actors.
Can we please pull the brakes a little bit? Shit gonna hit the fan so bad.

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Moot founder of the 4chins.

lmao italy what the fuck is your problem
like get your shit together familia smdh

Who else here in lockdown with shut borders waiting with popcorn for Bongistan to start melting down?

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That is not very nice things to say to friends HKbro

I would say yes if you drive by car the whole time and have no contact with other people. Hope you prepped tho.

das a tranny

Fuck yea let the niggers chimp out in up town

Why don’t you all just accept you’re going to get it and move on? If you die you die and if you survive you survive. Realistically any way you look at it the death toll is very low compared to how many people contract it so just assume you’re going to get it and hope you’re going to be one of the lucky ones who gets mild symptoms until recovery which is the case with most people believe it or not. Even if it killed 10% of the infected which is way higher than what is suggested then you’d still have pretty good odds wouldn’t you say? Just accept that you’re going to get it and stop being afraid. This thing is more fun as a joke but it seems as though a lot of you are starting to lose your nerve.

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italian “lockdown” is just asking people nicely
chinese “quarantine” is welding steel bars to your apartment door if you cough or look funny

I don't know what's worse. The fact that you're posting Reddit shit here, or the fact that nobody seems to care.

should I use tinder or grindr to catch panicked boypussy?

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>single mom

Fren, do you need a stronk role model in your life?

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Big deaths number today folks
coming

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youtu.be/k4pbfT5pupc?t=10

youtube.com/watch?v=rhV-gsdensY

NY governer cuomo press conference right now.
it's fucking grim. he's literally asking for the military to come in.

new highscore for corona

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>people over 70
>pretty much the age of every leader in business and the free world

SHITALY FULL NUMBERS WHEN?????????????

seeing his face makes me laugh every single time I see it

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jesus

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It’s always them. They’re the blacked threads too (hurt durr one assblasted half mutt is spending 24 hours a day posting thousands of blacked threads). Jidf is relentless here because “antisemitism” is banned everywhere else. This is the only place they need to shut it down. Chink shills aren’t wasting their time here. Go look at the comments in normalfag space, that’s where they’re in overdrive. There isn’t enough normalfags for them to give a shit here

I'm a little bit sad, actually. Never really partied or did anything bad, just stay at home usually after work.

China is full of lies. I don't believe any of the numbers they have made publicly available. ...just remember at the beginning they arrested the whistleblower.

No, but why do normies act as though there’s either:
>live life like it’s nothing
>Die
Doesn’t she realize she could live, but have organ damage? Maybe you should tell her, and show her some studies.

Still waiting for Italy’s and France’s numbers...

Jannies can go kill themselves. Remember forever and for always MODS = FAGS

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Today Italy's numbers:
+369 recovered
+368 dead
+2853 new cases

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It will overtake china deaths soon

>he doesnt emotionally abuse tinder hoes and then leave them after a week

I think it will work. Love always triumphs

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What are the overall numbers for all of Italy, not just Lombardy today?

All these buttblasted (You)s are just trying to cope with you speaking the truth

A lot of people panicking are boomers or week faggots who didnt deserve to live in the first place and are only kept alive by modern techonology

I thought we were all going to be posted "who?" but I guess that'a an Yas Forums thing

>moot
Literally who?

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

The only ones still fuggin are going to have HIV too.

That's a known lie user
I'm out in the country, I'll watch them fight online with glee

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Andrew Cuomo is begging for Trump essentially to do whatever he wants to do and is shirking all responsibility onto the federal government. This guy is a turbofaggot.

why do nothingburgerfags hate their grandparents so much?

Britain and AU have experience with what happens when you completely close down a country for a number of months to avoid infection - only to reopen after the all clear and then become the worst infected case of all.
Britain, all things considered through spanish flu alright.
Australia though - we thought we'd avoided it - then BOOM.

sorry bro....im just really tense rn. ive had a quick reporty trigger.

KEK

WHERE ARE ITALYS TOTALS? WE HAVE 252 IN LOMBARDY WHERE ARE THE REST?

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rookie numbers

Head of the World Health Organization.

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